In front of Jicui Pavilion, Huang Yaoshi and Hao Jian stood opposite each other.
Hong Qigong and the old naughty boy volunteered to serve as referees...
Qin Nanqin became Hao Jian's family and friends without hesitation.
Huang Rong naturally supports her father...
As for Guo Jing, he was at a loss!
Hao Jian pondered for a moment and said loudly: "Please listen to the first question: It's obviously cold, why don't you put on more clothes, but I have to put on more clothes?"
boom!
Huang Yaoshi's brain was so shocked that it almost exploded!
"This...what kind of inexplicable question is this? It's cold. Of course, people add clothes. What clothes should we add to the sky?"
Hao Jian smiled and said: "Yes, that's the problem! Tell me the reason, why don't you repeat my question?"
Huang Yaoshi only felt his head buzzing...
He never dreamed that Hao Jian would come up with such a question...
Is this really human thinking?
At this moment, Huang Yaoshi felt that the hundreds of schools of thought, medicine, divination, astrology, astronomy and geography, and Qi Men Dun Jia that he had read over the years were all in vain...
Sage Kong wouldn’t ask such a boring question?
As for Huang Rong, she lamented for a long time, "I knew..."
"Hey, Island Master Huang, we don't want to cheat on you! If you can't answer, don't delay..." Hao Jian said with a smile.
Huang Yaoshi snorted coldly and said expressionlessly: "Let your kid get one point first!"
"Brother Hao is great!" Qin Nanqin cheered.
Huang Rong glared at Hao Jian...
The old naughty boy shouted in a lively manner: "Congratulations, little bitch, for winning the first victory! Huang Laoxie, it's your turn to come up with the question!"
Huang Yaoshi walked around for a few steps, pondered for a moment, and suddenly said: "Listen up! There are old and young people in Confucius's sect. How many are the top ones and how many are the young ones?"
"Good question!" Huang Rong immediately clapped her hands and applauded. Judging from her expression, she seemed to be jealous of her father.
"Hey, little bitch, can you answer it? Don't let Huang Laoxie get too proud..." the old naughty boy said nervously.
Hao Jian smiled slightly, "What's so difficult about this? The Analects of Confucius says: In late spring, when the spring clothes are ready, five or six people will be crowned, and six or seven boys will bathe in Yi, and the wind will dance with Ug, chanting and returning. Five or Six
Thirty, six, seven, forty-two, which corresponds to the seventy-two sages of Confucius’ sect. Therefore, the crowned man is thirty, and the boy is forty-two..."
Huang Yaoshi was stunned and looked at Hao Jian with a little more admiration...
This answer is obviously far-fetched, but it is such nonsense... It is indeed an answer, and it is indeed smart enough!
"It would be great if this silly boy Guo Jing had half the intelligence..."
"Okay, okay, okay! Great, now the little bitch gets one point, Huang Laoxie still has zero points!" The old naughty boy danced happily, "I have to say, there is not much time left for Huang Laoxie...
It’s over!”
"Shut up! Old naughty boy! If you keep talking nonsense... I will never pay attention to you again!" Huang Rong said fiercely.
"Rong'er... calm down!" Huang Yaoshi called out, and then said: "Hao Jian, go ahead and give the question."
Hao Jian secretly praised Huang Yaoshi's magnanimity, pondered for a while, and continued: "Please listen to the question: If you prick a hedgehog with a hedgehog, will the hedgehog be pricked? Or, will the hedgehog be pricked if you prick a hedgehog?
Where are the injuries from the hedgehog’s quills?”
Huang Yaoshi: "???"
Is this a question that anyone can think of?
"Wonderful, wonderful, simply wonderful! Little bitch, how did you come up with all these weird questions? Teach me, teach me, and I will become your teacher later!" The old naughty boy's eyes were shining.
, he suddenly felt that the stone-bombing competition with Huang Laoxie in the past was simply too boring...
Huang Yaoshi's pale face once again showed a look of confusion...
There seemed to be two little hedgehogs fighting desperately in my mind...
"I don't know! Tell me, what is the answer?" After pondering for a long time, Huang Yaoshi snorted coldly.
Hao Jian spread his hands, "I don't know either..."
"I don't know why you still ask me?"
Hao Jian chuckled, "I'm just asking because I don't know! Besides, the bet is for the other party to answer the question... As for whether the person who asked the question knows this question... is it important?"
Huang Yaoshi was speechless.
"Huang Laoxie, two points! If you can't stop the little bitch this time, you will lose two games in a row and be defeated!" the old naughty boy reminded thoughtfully.
Huang Yaoshi said angrily: "You don't need to tell me!"
"Hey, look, I'm so anxious... Dongxie Huang Yaoshi, who is one of the Five Ultimate Masters, is actually anxious... Hahahaha..." The old naughty boy became more and more happy. He didn't care about Huang Yaoshi's mood...
"Brother Yao, you have to answer this question well!" Hong Qigong felt a little sympathetic to Huang Yaoshi...
Huang Yaoshi nodded slightly and paced back and forth unconsciously, thinking about what question he could use to stump Hao Jian...
After hesitating for a moment, Huang Yaoshi said slowly: "I have an absolute here, please try it out!"
Hao Jian raised his eyebrows, this is... pretending to be my best area?
"Master Huang, please speak!"
Huang Yaoshi said slowly: "My first couplet is: playing the harp, playing the harp, and playing the pipa, with a head and face like the eight kings."
Hao Jian was stunned. This couplet... was indeed extremely difficult!
What's the difficulty?
The difficulty lies in the fact that "qin, se, pi, pi" happens to consist of eight characters for "王".
But in fact, Hao Jian is really right about it, not to mention the second line "The four devils have their own stomachs", even "lying on one side for four months with swollen bladder" can be regarded as the second line...
Hao Jian pretended to think hard for a long time, then stepped forward, then stepped back, muttering to himself, and finally shook his head, showing a bit of shame, "This... is indeed an eternal absolute! Island Master Huang
, even if you, Qin Shihuang, take anesthetic pills in this game - you will win!"
That's right, he is playing Huang again...
The performance is lifelike and penetrating!
Huang Yaoshi finally showed a smile. In fact, he was quite proud of proposing this first couplet, because even with his intelligence, he thought about the second couplet for several months...
"Okay, this round, Huang Laoxie and the little bitch are tied!" The old naughty boy said with a smile, "Little bitch, you have to work harder! Otherwise, your precious secret book will be given away for nothing.
"
Hao Jian laughed and said, "If your skills are not as good as others, what's the harm in giving you the secret book?"
"Little brother, please ask the third question." Huang Yaoshi regained some confidence and stood with his hands behind his back.
Hao Jian pondered for a moment and said: "Please listen to the question: If two people make a cut on their arms at the same time and then butt each other, will the flesh grow together?"
Huang Yaoshi smiled slightly, "What's so difficult about this? The answer is no! I'm not talented, but my medical skills are pretty good."
"Great!" Huang Rong said happily. As long as she can answer this question and stump Hao Jian again, it will be a draw again!