The Iron-faced Judge and the Soul-Seducing Hand were stunned for a moment, then nodded in unison, "Okay, you ask!"
Hao Jian smiled slightly, familiar with the question and answer session...
After pondering for a moment, Hao Jian said loudly: "If I was walking on the street, and a pregnant woman walked towards me with a big belly, and when she walked in front of me, she was suddenly about to give birth! As a result, the baby was just half born...
Suddenly he gave me a knife and then crawled back... Excuse me, is this a crime of intentional injury?"
Hearing this question, both the Iron-faced Judge and the Soul-Seducing Hand were completely numb...
Is this...is this a question that a normal person can ask?
Newly born baby...
No, the half-born child stabbed you with a knife?
And then climb back up?
The purple face of the seducer was so wonderful, "Iron...Iron Mian, aren't you a judge? Can you give me a sentence?"
The Iron-faced Judge has a scarred face, but right now the scars on his face are trembling...
Not to mention the iron-faced judge, even Judge Cui from the underworld is an extremely difficult and confusing case!
If he couldn't beat him, Iron Man Judgment would have put the knife on Hao Jian's neck and asked him, "Do you want to say it or not?"...
The two men looked at Hao Jian with eyes full of resentment!
"Isn't he known as the Iron-faced Judge? You can't even convict such a simple crime of wounding?" Hao Jian sneered.
The iron-faced judge's face turned green, and blood rushed to his forehead for a moment. He couldn't help shouting: "This is not only the crime of intentional injury, but also the crime of harboring criminals, and the crime should be increased by one level!"
The iron-faced judge said this, and the entire Peach Blossom Hall fell silent, and the crowd grabbing banknotes were stunned...
Hao Jian couldn't help stroking his hands and said, "Okay! I'm very satisfied with this answer..."
The iron-faced judge was startled, "Answer...yes...right?"
Poor kid, Hao Jian made him lose his confidence...
Hao Jian smiled and said: "Yes!"
The iron-faced judge suddenly fell into ecstasy. Under the impact of this sense of accomplishment, the pain he felt just now when he threw out the banknotes disappeared...
The soul seducer was still calm and immediately asked: "What is the other sentence?"
Hao Jian smiled and said: "This boss lady is the most beautiful among all the boss ladies in the world!"
The seducer frowned. He believed that Hao Jian did not lie to him. After all, in his opinion, there was no need to lie to people with such martial arts skills...
"The most beautiful boss lady?" the iron-faced judge fell into deep thought.
The seductive hand pondered for a long time, then suddenly laughed loudly, "Let's go, Iron Mask."
When the iron-faced judge saw this, he stopped asking any more questions and followed the seducer out of the Peach Blossom Hall.
Hao Jian looked at the backs of the two of them, then turned to look at the four Jiangdong beasts who were still kneeling in a row...
After pondering for a moment, she waved her hand, and an empty wine jar fell into her hand. She tossed it casually and just covered the second person's head...
The wine jar...is green.
"Well, that's right! If you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green!" Hao Jian also laughed and walked out of Yingchun Pavilion.
He knew where Lu Xiaofeng was, and of course he didn't need to go through all the troubles like the two brothers, Seducer and Iron-faced Judge, to find...
Lu Xiaofeng is really the most beautiful boss lady here.
He was lying on the bed with a full glass of wine on his chest.
He has beautiful eyebrows, long eyelashes, and two beards on his mouth, which complement his eyebrows...
It looks like... four eyebrows!
The most beautiful boss lady was sitting in front of him, looking at Lu Xiaofeng's eyebrows and beard with great interest.
She is very beautiful, her beauty is completely different from Gongsun Lan, just like a ripe peach!
Her whole body is full of mature charm, especially her swollen and plump breasts, which are not comparable to Gongsun Lan's...
At least there's an E, maybe even an F!
Because of this, as long as he is a man, he will be full of interest in her!
The children have something to eat, the husband has something to play with, and others have something to watch!
Unlike Gongsun Lan, once she gives birth to a child...
Maybe a three-month-old child will get up in the middle of the night and go to the kitchen to cook himself four dishes and one soup...
"Your beard looks exactly the same as your eyebrows. No wonder people say you have four eyebrows." The landlady looked at her for a long time and giggled.
Lu Xiaofeng, who had his eyes closed, suddenly took a deep breath. The wine glass on his chest suddenly flew up, and the wine in the glass turned into an arc, and was sucked into his stomach without spilling a drop.
After exhaling again, the wine glass returned to my chest...
From beginning to end, Lu Xiaofeng never opened her eyes, and naturally she never looked at the landlady...
The landlady stood up slowly, stretched out her beautiful figure, and poured another glass of wine for Lu Xiaofeng, "You asked me to come drink with you, but why don't you look at me?"
Before Lu Xiaofeng could answer, a voice suddenly came from outside the door, "Because he is afraid that if he takes one look at you, he will never be able to take his eyes away again! After all, there is a line that sings well, just because he takes one more look at you in the crowd,
I can never forget your face again..."
Lu Xiaofeng opened her eyes helplessly and looked straight at the beam, "You can't avoid trouble! Fortunately, someone is here... Boss lady, please go back."
The landlady stood up obediently, twisted her soft waist and walked out. When she passed by Hao Jianjian, her long skirt suddenly slipped, revealing a section of her white and tender shoulders...
She glanced at Hao Jian seductively and pursed her lips with a smile.
Hao Jian also smiled and asked doubtfully: "What do you mean by this? My old shoulder is extremely slippery?"
The boss lady turned around seductively, showing an exaggerated waist-to-hip ratio...
"I'm sorry, I like men!" Hao Jian said seriously.
The landlady was defeated on the spot...
"Pfft..." Lu Xiaofeng had just taken a second sip of wine, and when he heard these words, a fountain spewed out...
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai, is there any one with you? Is there anyone here? I am coming in without anyone." Hao Jian said.
"Someone, please come in..." Lu Xiaofeng said with a smile, "He's a man, and he's a wonderful man! Then we can have a drink together!"
Hao Jian walked into the room with a smile, and took a focused look at Lu Xiaofeng's eyebrows and beard, who was still lying dead. He couldn't help but laugh: "They say Lu Xiaofeng has four eyebrows... It's true! Tell me, if I shave your beard
And eyebrows, are you considered a plucked phoenix, worse than a chicken?"
There was a faint smile on Lu Xiaofeng's lips: "Let's forget it! Many people want to do this, but no one has succeeded yet..."
Hao Jian casually sat down on the chair and said, "Lu Xiaofeng, when you usually look for a woman, do you look for a kitten? Or do you look for a little wild cat?"
Lu Xiaofeng chuckled lightly, "This statement is quite novel! But...if conditions permit, why don't I find someone?"
At this moment, there was a crash, and two people came through the window, it was the seducer and the iron-faced judge!
"Are you Lu Xiaofeng?"
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