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Chapter 299 Come up and get shit

The entire auction house was boiling. The three golden Nine-Yuan Soul-Seizing Pills above were flying continuously, emitting a buzzing sound. Golden rays of light were shed from the pills, and the strong aroma of the medicine made people feel...

When you smell it, you feel relaxed and happy.

Xu Neng was closest to the elixir and could absorb the most medicinal aroma. When the medicinal aroma entered his body, Xu Neng felt that his soul had been nourished and his vitality became more vigorous.

The Nine-Yuan Soul Seizing Pill is a rare soul-repairing elixir that has unimaginable benefits for the human soul.

"Sure enough, it is a 100% Nine Yuan Soul Seizing Pill. This Chenjiang really surprises me."

The owner of Paradise Villa had a look of surprise and shock. At the same time, Jiang Chen's status in his heart was also constantly rising. Who dared to look down on such an outstanding alchemist.

At the auction table, Jiang Chen took the True Dragon's Fire into his body. Immediately, he grabbed it with his big hand, and the three Nine-Yuan Soul Seizing Pills turned into three rays of golden light and fell into Jiang Chen's hands, as if he had received some kind of summons.

"How is it possible? This is absolutely impossible."

Shangguan Chong's voice trembled violently, and his face turned extremely pale. Thinking of the bet between himself and Jiang Chen, he wanted to die for a moment.

"How could this kid refine the Nine Yuan Soul Seizing Pill? I don't believe it. This is definitely not true."

Ye Xiao's performance was no better than Shangguan Chong's, and his confident bet was lost.

"Mr. Chenjiang, please tell me internally."

The voice of the Master of Paradise Manor sounded again, and his tone had a hint of respect for Jiang Chen.

"Let's not talk too much. The bet between me and those two is not over yet."

Jiang Chen had a sneer on his face, how could he let Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong go so easily? That was not his style.

Wow!

As soon as these words came out, the scene suddenly became more lively, and everyone's eyes turned to the private room where the Wanjian Sect and the Shangguan family were.

Wow quack...

At this moment, an extremely discordant sound suddenly sounded over the auction house, and everyone saw an extremely cute little dog flying out of Room 3. The dog flew around in the sky.

Another lap, with endless laughter.

"Haha, Master Gou, I have been preparing it for several hours. The portion is definitely very large. I don't know what flavor you two like. Master Gou, I can take special care of it."

The big yellow dog's words made many people faint. Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong almost fainted. They made a bet that they would eat dog shit. There really was a shameless dog here.

"Hey, where did this top-notch dog come from? Could it be that the taste of the poop he pulled out can be adjusted? Ugh, I feel so disgusting just thinking about it."

"It's so disgusting. This bet is so cruel. Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong probably even want to die."

I can't stand it anymore. The scene of eating dog daddy is a bit unbearable to watch.

"Asshole."

Ye Xiao shouted loudly, and a powerful wave of air directly broke through the window of the private room on the second floor. Ye Xiao, dressed in hunting clothes, walked out in the air with one step. He blew his beard and stared, wishing he could go up and eat the dog alive.

Already.

"When I was running rampant in the world, you little bastard was not even born yet, and you still dare to humiliate me here. You simply don't know how to live or die."

Shangguan Chong also rushed out and stood at the edge of the second floor window. Behind him stood several disciples of the Shangguan family, all of whom looked extremely ugly.

"Two old bastards are willing to accept defeat in a bet. How can it be that big forces like you can't even afford a bet? It's really embarrassing."

The big yellow dog stood up like a human, pointed at the two of them with its hooves and yelled at them.

"Hmph! There are so many people witnessing it. If I lose, I lose. If I lose, I will give my head to you without saying anything. You are an elder in a big force. It is really disappointing. But if you gamble, you will gamble.

, you can’t even think about it.”

Jiang Chen snorted coldly.

"Rhubarb, give them an appetizer first."

Han Yan shouted at Dahuang, and then quickly covered his mouth. This move happened to be seen by Jiang Chen, but Jiang Chen was obviously stunned and did not realize what Han Yan meant by this move.

"Quack, okay, Master Gou, I have been planning this for a long time."

As the big yellow dog spoke, it flew and spun in the sky again, and then, a scene that people will never forget happened, as countless people peeled off the dog's skin.

Dong dong dong...

I saw the big yellow dog's buttocks kept rising up, and every time it lifted up, there was an earth-shattering fart. The sound of each fart was like a war drum, deafening.

What's more important is that the dog's farts were full of color, and for a while, the entire auction house was filled with floating green air.

Then!

vomit……

"Damn it, yuck..."

"Wow... I'm so smoked to death, ah... vomit..."

"Bah, kill me, kill this damn dog quickly, nigga... ugh..."

For a moment, everyone vomited loudly, and the originally clean and tidy auction house was filled with vomiting. Some people were vomiting while using their Yuan Power to block the green airflow.

vomit……

Xu Neng vomited, and Jiang Chen also vomited. It was only now that Jiang Chen understood why Han Yan covered his mouth in advance. This was so cruel that he couldn't let anyone live.

Wow quack... dong dong dong...

The big yellow dog was laughing loudly in the sky, farting loudly, and due to the big yellow dog's deliberate actions, most of the green air flow drifted towards the Wanjian Sect and the Shangguan family.

"Get this dog out quickly."

"Damn, it stinks so much. How can there be such a smelly fart in this world? No, this is not a fart, this is a weapon."

"Master Chenjiang, please stop that dog quickly, I won't survive, vomit..."

…………

Everyone couldn't bear it. This was no different from murder. To make so many powerful monks vomit like this, only a big yellow dog in the world could do it.

In the private room No. 3, Han Yan closed the window tightly and lay down on the wicker chair, paralyzed with laughter.

After all, Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong were masters of the War Spirit Realm. They reacted very quickly. They used their Yuan Power to block the green air flow from the very beginning, but their faces were countless times uglier than anyone else. This dog

Just a few farts have such power. If you really pull out the daddy, damn, the power is unimaginable.

"Rhubarb, put it away quickly."

Jiang Chen slapped the big yellow dog on the head. This dog actually had such an ability. He didn't even know it before, but today he even got caught.

hey-hey……

The big yellow dog chuckled and then calmed down his momentum, but the entire auction house was in a mess and he couldn't look directly at it.

"Wow haha, this dog is so fierce and so mean, cough cough..."

In the closed room, the man in black saw all the scenes that happened in the auction house through the crystal ball, and laughed forward and backward.

"How about it, boy, am I still powerful?"

The big yellow dog stood on Jiang Chen's shoulders, its body swaying, making Jiang Chen's face pale in fright.

"Damn dog, don't shit on my shoulder."

Brother Jiang gritted his teeth and reminded him, others don't know it, but he knows this dog very well. You can do anything with this damn dog.

Afterwards, Jiang Chen waved his hand and used a flame to eliminate all the green air currents. Coupled with the dispersal of other monks' Yuan Power, all the green air currents were eliminated.

But the faces of the people in the auction house were still extremely ugly. Everyone looked at the big yellow dog with genuine hatred and fear. This dog was so nonsense.

"Ye Xiao, Shangguan Chong, I am willing to accept defeat and come up to collect the shit."

Jiang Chen's momentum was unparalleled and he shouted at Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong.

At this moment, everyone showed sympathy for Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong, thinking that the dog's fart just now was so scary. If they really eat the dog's poop, will they still be able to live in the future?

Considering the identities of Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong, this would be even more uncomfortable than killing them directly.

"You bastard, you dare to insult our elders and you are seeking death."

A younger disciple of the Shangguan family was so furious that he immediately jumped up and slapped Jiang Chen with his palm.

"Hmph! The clown."

Jiang Chen snorted coldly and suddenly slapped his hand. The powerful air wave hit the young man's body. The man let out a shrill scream and was turned into a blood mist on the spot.

Killing the disciples of the Shangguan family with bare hands is something that only Jiang Chen can do in the world.

However, many people think that there is something wrong with the disciples of the Shangguan family. If he dares to attack Jiang Chen with his cultivation level in the middle stage of the divine elixir realm, he is not seeking death. With the current relationship between Jiang Chen and the Shangguan family, how can he still expect the other party?

Will you estimate your identity and show mercy?

"You little beast, you dare to kill a member of the Shangguan family."

Shangguan Chong was furious, his aura from the War Spirit Realm instantly dispersed, and he grabbed Jiang Chen with his big hand.

Faced with such an attack, Jiang Chen stood on the auction table without even moving, because he knew in his heart that he didn't need to move at all, someone would take action.

"stop."

Sure enough, a loud shout rang out, and the figure of the owner of Bliss Manor appeared above the auction house. He waved his hand and fired a beam of light, destroying Shangguan Chong's attack.

"If you want to duel here, don't you take me seriously?"

The owner of Ji Le Manor was obviously angry. This was his own place.

"Master, you must know the whole story of this matter very well, and it was the Shangguan family who took action just now."

Jiang Chen said.

"Master of Paradise Village, I have undoubtedly broken the rules of Paradise Island, but this kid humiliated me, and this debt must not be let go."

Shangguan Chong was furious.

"Yes, we must kill this little beast."

Ye Xiao was also filled with murderous intent.

The owner of the Paradise Village frowned. Although he was powerful overseas, he did not want to offend powerful forces like the Wanjian Sect and the Shangguan Family.

"Chen Jiang, give me some face, how about forgetting this bet?"

The owner of Paradise Villa looked at Jiang Chen.

"Okay, since the owner of Paradise Village has said it, I will definitely give you this face. You don't have to eat shit, but you can't give it to them. Rhubarb will be given to them as a gift."

Jiang Chen said to the big yellow dog.

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