Chapter 1: Hatake Yinshi doesn't want to participate!
I drank too much yesterday...
The hangover is so painful...
By the way, is this mosaic in front of me because I vomited?
It was really disgusting to see something like this as soon as I woke up.
Looking at the mosaic in front of him, Gintoki, who had a splitting headache, wanted to turn his back, but he couldn't muster any strength. Even though he was still hungover, Gintoki also shouted.
Translation: New bar, please clean it up, it stinks so much. Bring me back the new issue of Jump when you go out. I heard that hunter×hunter is going to open again.
Just after he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly felt that something was wrong. First of all, his voice didn't seem right, and secondly, the mosaic in front of him didn't seem like a serious mosaic.
"My dear, look at our child who doesn't cry or fuss and still plays with me. Gintoki, I am mommy."
Looking at the black-haired young woman in front of him who was no more than thirty years old, Gintoki fell into a kind of sluggishness for a moment.
Who is this?
Yinsang, I was drunk yesterday and did something very gentlemanly, right?
Although Yin Fu is indeed over, will doing so have a negative impact on himself, the protagonist of Yin Fu?
What will you do after news breaks that the popular hero of the popular comic book "Jump" has a chaotic personal life after the comic is finished?
By the way, there won't be cameras here, right?
It’s over! It’s really over!
Yin Sang's lifelong reputation was ruined!
"Gintoki, dad is going on a mission."
Hey, did you act like such a gentleman yesterday? I always only order the S set meal when I enter a store like this! Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
"It's so cute."
The white-haired man, wearing a Konoha Jounin uniform and carrying a short sword on his back, looked tenderly at his son who was less than a week old and had just reached out to take it from the woman's arms.
"Gintoki, dad will be back soon."
Looking at the man in front of him who seemed to have seen him somewhere before, Gintoki also turned his little head that he didn't often turn.
Looking at the very familiar forehead protector on the forehead of the man rubbing his face, Gintoki suddenly had a bold idea...
What a nonsense! Isn’t this Kakashi-sensei’s father from Naruto?!
why? Why?!
Yin Sang, have I traveled through time?
Have you replaced Kakashi?
What a joke!
The two people are completely different!
He has white hair, Yin Sang has silver hair!
Although you can’t tell much difference in the animation, the difference is still huge! Speaking of which, my natural curls are still there?!
Hey, hey, please spare me, this kind of development shouldn't happen no matter how you think about it, right?
Am I not awake yet? I am not awake yet, right? I am still dreaming, right! Ah! Someone tell me! New! Kagura! Where are you!
"oh!"
Hatake Sakumo, who was holding his lovely son, was also shocked by his son's sudden pee.
…
Even if your mind is that of an adult, but your body becomes that of a newborn baby, you will inevitably be limited by your body.
Therefore, the once all-powerful Shirayaksha Sakata Gintoki could only follow his body's instincts and eat, sleep and eat all day and night.
It is inevitable that a newborn baby sleeps most of the time, so Gintoki can only take advantage of the few waking hours every day to think about what he was doing the day before.
That day I met that idiot Sakamoto, and then I met the wig, and finally the three of them went drinking together, and then...
hiss--
Sorry, I can't remember. I just remember that after getting drunk, Sakamoto insisted on dragging him to the Smile Bar, but he was beaten to death by his deputy captain who came over.
And then...then...
It seemed that I had returned to the Wanshiwu House early in the morning. After opening the door, I collapsed in the entrance hall as usual, knowing that Dingchun would drag me back to the room and go to sleep directly.
...When I wake up, Tintin becomes a little Tintin.
Wait a minute! No! I seem to have had a somewhat annoying dream, that one... the one who seemed to have appeared on the scene before but not the one before... that one... who is it?
Uncle Y, what is his name?
Gintoki thought hard and couldn't remember the other person's name. He seemed to have said something to him. What exactly was it? He was too drunk and sleepy to listen, so he didn't listen...
Wait a moment!
Gintoki suddenly thought of something. The uncle had asked him to practice a special move or something, because once he had the special move, he could adapt Gintama into a game to make money.
Could it be that……
This time it was also for Ginsang to practice his special moves that can be used in the game, so did Ginsang get thrown into such a dangerous world?!
By the way, what game are you planning to play this time?
Fighting game? A fighting game linked to Naruto? Since they are both completed comics, do we want to share them together?
By the way, even if you plan to make a game, you should notify it in advance. It’s really hard to accept that you are suddenly forced to open your business, okay?
Gintoki, who mentally complained about the inhumanity of Jump's game development department for half an hour, finally fell asleep from exhaustion.
Of course, at this moment Gintoki doesn’t know that he is not the only one who turned into a baby...
In a secret underground cave that is dark, silent, empty, and even the air is somewhat filthy, Madara Uchiha, who has reached his twilight years, frowns and carefully observes the purple-haired man who was found and brought back from the ground by Bai Zetsu.
baby.
What to do? Kill directly?
Or do you want to stay and cultivate yourself into a successor of your own will?
Madara was also a little hesitant. Having seen countless geniuses, Madara could tell at a glance that this baby's future growth limit would definitely not be low!
However, this child is not an Uchiha. The chess piece he wants should be an Uchiha. He knows Uchiha very well, and he can control Uchiha easily!
Moreover, not to mention that this baby only has one eye. If it is raised from an early age, it may be useful, but compared to Uchiha, it is still...
The troubled Madara finally chose to keep it first, not afraid of ten thousand, just in case. If there are really no other useful chess pieces, then this is not a bad idea!
If you find other useful chess pieces, use this as a helper or get rid of him directly.
"Zetsu, install one of the remaining Sharingan in his inventory. I remember there was only one Mangekyo left. If this newborn can perfectly fit the Sharingan to his body, then he can keep it. No.
If so, kill him."
After leaving these words, Madara closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep again.
"Well, what about names? Don't all humans have names?"
A Fei asked innocently, while Bai Jue on the side scolded: "Idiot! Isn't there a note with the name in this child's swaddling clothes?"
Ah Fei suddenly thought of something: "Oh! That's the one that's too tall, Jinsuke, right?"
"That's Takasugi Shinsuke! Idiot!"
"Takasugi... Jinsuke..." A Fei looked down at the purple-haired baby who was sleeping soundly in his arms, and suddenly thought of something, "Speaking of us, who is the mother and who is the father?"