Chapter 97: Ask about work and which important woman you are, and throw them all out!
It has been less than half a month since the incident in the Kingdom of Ghosts came to an end. Although it is still something that ordinary people talk about every day, its popularity among the ninja community has dropped.
Konoha, Hokage's office.
After putting down the Fire Nation Morning News that published the scene of him and Miroku working together to kill the demons in the end, as well as the scene of them being interviewed together afterwards, Minato sighed silently.
The ninja world is indeed peaceful, but there is no peace at all in my home. I have been sleeping on the sofa for more than half a month!
When Kushina left for the Kingdom of Demons, the clone she left behind let her sleep on the sofa. After Kushina came back, she released the clone and it was still Kyuubi's responsibility to let her sleep on the sofa at night.
What exactly did you do wrong?
Although he was puzzled, Minato kept apologizing to Kushina during the day, saying that although he didn't know what was wrong, he hoped that Kushina could calm down.
However, the results were very little. Kushina still went her own way, ignoring herself during the day and exchanging with Kyuubi at night.
Looking at Minato who was showing a bit of helplessness, the experienced Sarutobi Hiruzen had already noticed the problem, but he couldn't point it out face to face because of his face.
"Minato, don't be impetuous and read more newspapers."
This is the only way to remind Minato.
Can you really not notice the photo of you and that miko that takes up a full quarter of the page?
This kind of thing is still everywhere on the street. What woman can’t be jealous when she sees photos of her husband with other women everywhere?
And look at your posture, with one hand rolling the Rasengan and the other holding the person, together with the miko, you have three hands in total to attack the monster...
Can Kushina not be angry?
And in the photo of the interview, you and the miko were so close, and the smile on your face was even so strong. Kushina, who was photographed in the back, started to look black, Minato!
Haven't you noticed this?
"Sandaime-sama, some things can be solved by reading newspapers, but some things...can't be solved."
Looking at Minato who shook his head helplessly with a sigh on his face, Hiruzen Sarutobi touched his goatee and replied pretending to be profound: "Hehehe... No, no, Minato, your troubles can really be solved by just reading the newspaper, that one you have at hand
Newspapers will do.”
But I have read it more than 30 times, and even memorized the advertisements about some weird medicines sandwiched in the middle, and I haven’t seen any solutions to my family’s problems!
Minato complained in his heart, but then he picked up the entire newspaper again and read it from beginning to end without missing every word.
Seeing that Minato was so clueless, the Sandaime had no choice but to remind him vaguely again: "Minato, sometimes the information contained in pictures is far greater than what can be described in words."
"Huh?" Minato frowned, and then began to think about the pictures carefully, but after carefully looking at the details of each picture, he didn't find anything wrong.
Neither he nor the miko made any rude behavior, and did not embarrass Konoha, the Country of Fire and the Country of Demons. It was almost perfect.
And in a sense, it also symbolizes the friendship between the Country of Fire and the Country of Ghosts, and also secretly contains the meaning that only cooperation between countries can achieve win-win results.
No matter how you look at it, Minato feels that there is nothing wrong with these two photos, and they are even of great significance to the peace of the ninja world!
Seeing that Minato was still not enlightened, and even showed some kind of satisfied smile, the Sandaime sighed softly in his heart, and then stood up.
"Minato, I suddenly remembered that this morning my old lady told me that there was no vinegar at home and she asked me to buy a bottle when I went back..."
As he spoke, the Sandaime cleared his throat, coughed twice, and clicked on the picture in the newspaper.
"Oh, Sandaime, if you have something to do, go ahead. I'll be fine alone."
Looking at Minato who said such a sentence, the Sandaime was really convinced by this young man. He even reminded him to this extent and still didn't react?
Vinegar, vinegar!
"Minato! Vinegar must be added in an appropriate amount. If there is too much, it will greatly affect the taste of the ingredients!"
After hearing the Sandaime's serious reminder, Minato was also confused. Why was the Sandaime telling him this? How could he, a househusband, not know about such a thing...
Before he finished thinking, Minato suddenly noticed the photos published in the newspaper, and then thought of what the Sandaime had just said...
At this moment, Minato reacted!
Looking at Minato who raised his head with a very serious expression, the Sandaime nodded in his heart, a child can be taught.
"Sandaime-sama, I personally recommend the XX brand of sushi vinegar. It can be used not only for sushi, but also for seasoning dishes! This is also my unique recipe! Even Kushina, I have never told you!"
His feet staggered, and Sandai almost fell down.
This Minato is really amazing!
It is really a miracle that his marriage to Kushina has not had any problems for so long.
"I'm talking about jealousy that people eat! People eat it!"
"Sushi vinegar is what people eat."
"I'm talking about Kushina's jealousy!"
"Kushina eats this brand on weekdays..."
Before he finished speaking, Minato suddenly spotted Kushina in a certain interview picture published in the newspaper out of the corner of his eye. It was not until this moment that Minato completely woke up!
"Is that so?! Kushina, she..."
The Sandaime nodded silently.
Minato, who picked up the newspaper and glanced at the two pictures again, frowned: "But I don't think this mission has the element to make Kushina jealous. Even for Miko-sama, it's just a mission, and it's just to save the world.
That’s all. What did I do wrong?”
"What are you talking about? How can it be wrong?"
After hearing Gintoki's voice, Minato was startled. He raised his head and saw Gintoki, who had arrived at an unknown time, and the Daimyo-sama, who was only wearing briefs and was already drunk.
"Then what... Gintoki... Daimyo-sama, he..."
Gintoki, who was also drunk and confused, burped, then came to Minato's side, held Minato's shoulders and started to complain.
"Why are you pretending to be stupid? Didn't you ask me to accompany the daimyo to have some fun? The task is completed, and the rest will be left to you."
"I told you to go shopping with the Daimyo and have some fun. I didn't say anything about it!"
"Anyway, your name is written on the invoice. When I met Obito-kun on the way, I asked him to take it to your home."
Hearing the sound, Minato's face darkened and his forehead darkened.
It's bad, it's going to be bad!
"Let me see..."
After glancing at the newspaper in Minato's hand with drunken eyes, Gintoki waved his hand and said: "It doesn't matter, it's just work! To deal with this kind of woman who is jealous because her husband is too busy at work and doesn't pay attention to her, just ask her about work
Just like any other important woman of mine, just throw her out of the way!"
"Really? Is it really possible?"
The Sandaime looked extremely serious and asked.
"Of course!" Gintoki stood up straight unsteadily, with one hand on his hip, "Then that husband can crawl out of the marriage grave! Be free! The most important thing for a man is freedom! Long live freedom! Wuhu~"
Minato:......
Fortunately I didn’t listen!
Minato felt that he couldn't listen anymore, and a flying thunder god disappeared from the place.
The family situation is in a precarious situation. At this time, if Obito comes to deliver invoices from that kind of store, even if Kushina can explain it, she may not listen to her own explanation!
Must...must catch up!
Minato prayed in his heart.
…
After Minato left, looking at the daimyo who was still drooling and snoring while holding a bottle of wine, the third generation, who felt that he should take the initiative to help the fourth generation share some of the work, began to ask what Gintoki and the daimyo had done in the store... No,
What have you done!
After hearing words like nepotism, chestnut picking, and wild ball boxing, the Sandaime's eyes became more and more profound.
He was worried that the juniors might not have any sense of ups and downs and might make the daimyo feel unhappy in some matters, so after much deliberation, the Sandaime put forward his own suggestions.
"Gintoki, next time... take me with you too."
I didn't have any random thoughts, I just felt that I had to be careful, and I couldn't let the daimyo feel that there were no rules at all. That was not good.
The Sandaime made an excuse for himself.
It's all work, there's nothing you can do about it.
For the sake of this village, as an old man, I can only put down my face and risk my life to accompany the daimyo.
Well, that’s the explanation at Lake Biwa.
"whee…"
Gintoki suddenly smiled slyly, and then he grabbed the Sandaime's shoulders and rubbed them with three fingers.