Chapter 110: I heard that the cafes in Nerima are full of cartoonists!
The land of fire, Konoha.
summer.
Because of the signing of the alliance agreement with the Kingdom of Thunder half a year ago and the fact that Kirigakure suddenly withdrew his troops for unknown reasons and still remains silent until now, Konoha has been extremely peaceful in the past six months.
In the days without war, although there is no opportunity to become famous when one general is dead and thousands of bones are withered, peace is the most precious thing that cannot be replaced.
At least this is what the vast majority of Konoha's ninjas, lower-level people and the Hokage lineage thought, including the retired Sandaime Hokage and the current Fourth Hokage who were sitting next to Gintoki that night.
"Oh, peace is so good."
The Sandaime sighed with emotion, and the Fourth Hokage Namikaze Minato who was sitting on the other side of Gintoki also raised his face and softly agreed: "Yes, it would be great if it had always been like this..."
At this time, sitting in front of the small steel ball machine in the middle, Gintoki, who had lost again, finally couldn't help but complain.
"Why are two men with discordant families here feeling peaceful? Why did they come to Yinsang after being kicked out by their wives? It's really annoying! Do you two think that the small steel ball shop is a married man?
A marital crisis refuge?!”
Well, although Konoha is very peaceful, some people's families are not so peaceful.
The first is the Sandaime. At this age, the family situation is extremely dangerous. Recently, let alone the sofa, he is not even allowed to stay at home. Today is the day he was kicked out again.
It was even heard that the Sandaime's wife, Biwako, was preparing to divorce the Sandaime and let him leave the house.
Although in the past six months, the third generation, who realizes the importance of family, has worked hard and has never been to that kind of store again, he still has not changed his determination to go to Lake Biwa, and...
My eldest son, daughter-in-law, and second son all stood on the other side of Lake Biwa this time! I have become a real loner in that family!
Minato on the side smiled slightly awkwardly: "Isn't there... free air conditioning and free coffee to drink here? And this should be regarded as a public place, right?"
Minato, a well-known man in the Hokage, although he has never been to that kind of shop, the situation at home is not too harmonious.
After all, if a woman wants to be angry or lose her temper, she doesn't need any valid reason at all! For this, a "nerd" like Minato can't handle it.
Therefore, Minato, who was kicked out by Kushina who was inexplicably angry and had no idea that the other party's true intention was actually to be comforted by him and to say a few nice words, honestly listened to Kushina's last words before closing the door.
"Let's sleep on the street today!"
Emotional intelligence is very worrying.
"Excuse me, clerk Sang, please have another cup of coffee."
Minato, who worked all night at the small steel ball shop, showed his signature air-conditioned smile to the passing clerk.
…
Glancing at Minato, who was working hard without being disturbed by others in such a noisy environment, Gintoki refocused his attention on the small steel ball machine in front of him.
While stuffing the small steel ball, he said casually: "Since it's work, wouldn't it be enough to work in the Hokage's office? Isn't it your territory?"
"Don't underestimate the cost of air conditioning, Gintoki!"
Looking at Minato who said this with a serious expression, Gintoki fell silent. But at this moment, the Sandaime on the other side pulled Gintoki and pointed at the small steel ball machine in front of him and asked.
"Gintoki, just put this ball through this hole, okay?"
Gintoki was silent for a long time when he saw the Sandaime who had no intention of going back and even tried to use the small steel ball machine, and Minato who was working seriously.
Take a deep breath.
"You two, please stop it! That kind of family disharmony can be solved by just saying a few nice words, giving her a gift, or throwing it in the movie theater!"
"Huh? Really?" Minato asked.
"Mother's power is not enough, mother's strength is not enough"
Shikaku's voice came from directly opposite Gintoki. He stood up and handed a document to Minato. Then he sat down again and sighed, then said: "I've tried it, it doesn't work at all. It's too casual, but
I can’t deal with women. Ah, it’s so troublesome.”
Gintoki:……
"Damn it! The big prize won't come out all night!"
"Staff-san! Here are a thousand more small steel balls!"
"Beer, here's a can of beer!"
"I want it here too!"
Listening to the shouts of the ninjas who crowded the small steel ball shop, Gintoki finally understood why the small steel ball shops in Konoha were always crowded at night.
They were probably all ninjas who had nowhere to go because their families were not harmonious and their wives kicked them out.
"Oh, a bunch of self-destructive guys"
Lu Jiu complained speechlessly: "You are the least qualified person to say this, right? It's so troublesome to complain..."
Ignoring Shikaku's complaints, Gintoki stood up and scolded with a serious expression: "Listen up! You idiots! When you are letting yourself down in a place like this, someone is worried about you!
Maybe they said some very cruel things to you, but you must know that women are duplicitous creatures! No, it should be said that the entire human race is such a duplicitous creature!
Human beings, the more important a person is, the more they will say hurtful words! Guys who don’t even realize this, guys who don’t realize its importance while they still have it..."
At this point, Gintoki suddenly paused, and a deep sadness suddenly flashed through his eyes, which were always lackluster. Although it passed away briefly, it was still noticed by the nearest Minato.
"...By the time you lose it, it's already too late."
…
Seeing the ninjas standing up and leaving one after another after thinking quietly for a while because of Gintoki's words, Minato was filled with emotion.
As expected of Gintoki.
"No more beer."
"A thousand little steel balls are no longer needed."
"Me too."
…
One after another, ninjas left their seats and left, including the facially paralyzed leader of the Uchiha clan who was sitting alone in the corner of the small steel ball shop. He also left his seat after thinking with his hands folded.
"Well, I'll also go and ask Kushina for forgiveness."
After saying this with a smile, Minato disappeared into the small steel ball shop holding a stack of documents.
“Ah, trouble, it’s troublesome to think of having to apologize when I go back.”
Shikaku scratched the back of his head and stood up. Although he was talking about trouble one after another, his steps did not stop at all.
In just a few minutes, the small steel ball shop that was crowded just now became empty. Ignoring the store manager who came to him, the veins on his forehead were still pulsing, Gintoki gently raised the corner of his mouth and said again.
threw himself into the battle.
At this moment, the sound of winning the jackpot came from the machine nearby.
"It's a hit! Gintoki! I'm a hit!"
Looking at the Sandaime who immediately pointed at the winning screen and exclaimed, Gintoki fell silent.
There is someone here who is not listening at all!
…
Early in the morning, seven o'clock.
Gintoki, who bought some ingredients and dog food at the shopping street, passed by the entrance of Kabukicho Street, which was newly built a few years ago.
Stopping, Gintoki looked up at the familiar words of Kabukicho Street, and couldn't help but think of another Kabukicho Street.
And the people I once knew best.
After shaking his head and throwing those familiar figures that he hadn't seen for many chapters out of his mind, Gintoki turned around and left.
But, just now.
"Yin...Yin Sang..."
After hearing the slightly familiar boy's voice, Gintoki's steps froze, and his expression also faded into some kind of shadow.
Eight-year-old Shimura Shinpachi looked in disbelief. After wiping his glasses, he looked at the familiar figure again.
"Yin...Yin Sang..."
"new…"
Gintoki opened his mouth cautiously but could not finish the words "New Bar", and at the same time, he did not dare to look back for the first time.
"Yin Sang! It's me!"
Shinbaji, who was carrying a backpack, burst into tears and rushed towards Gintoki, "It's me! It's Shimura Shinbaji!"
At this moment, Gintoki turned around, raised his hand to stop Shinbaji from approaching, and said very calmly.
"Sorry, you got the wrong person. I am not the self-destructive loser Madao Sakata Gintoki like in Ginfu, but the hero of Konoha and the best friend of the Fourth Hokage, Shiroyasha Hatake Gintoki. In the future
You may also become the kind of tax thief who can get a high salary without doing anything and live a life without worrying about food and clothing!"
"Well?"
For a moment, Shinbachi didn't realize what Gintoki meant by his words.
"So, you absolutely don't want to drag the oil bottle!"
In an instant, Shinba Ji reacted, and then his face darkened, and he directly used traditional skills to kick Gintoki in the face with a flying kick, breaking the gap at the same time.
"It's too late now to change your inherent image in the eyes of readers! Don't think that you can be completely transformed in the world of Naruto! You, a good-for-nothing uncle, is a natural character!
"
Gintoki, who was kicked to the ground, covered his bleeding nose and retorted: "It doesn't matter if you change something like natural curls! It's already in another work, so it doesn't matter if you change it! I don't understand natural at all.
Rolling pain!"
"That's the hardest thing to change!"
"Impossible! Natural curls shouldn't be as difficult to change as your virginity! Natural curls shouldn't be as heavy as your fate!"
"Who do you think is the fate of eternal virginity!" Xinbaji became excited instantly, his big red eyes widened and his eyes widened, "Are you looking down on virginity? Are you looking down on virginity! Do you want to?
I know that a man who is still a virgin at the age of thirty can change his job and become a Kato Eagle with the hand of God!"
"So you can be satisfied with just your hands? New!"
"Go to hell!
"
At this time, Danzo, who was hiding in the corner and watching this scene from a distance, was silent for a moment and then looked at the ten-year-old A Miao beside him with his eyes bent and a smile on his face.
"Xiao Miao, are you really sure that the boy who let Xiaoba get close to the Hatake family will become ours?"
"Of course, uncle." A Miao smiled very sweetly, but then suddenly showed a very sinister expression and gradually clenched her fists, "Everything is in my plan."