Chapter 112: When a man goes out to make a living, when he becomes famous, don't forget about his wretched wife!
After leading the trio to the back door to register at the entrance of the village, Gintoki began to read in a low voice.
"Really, wouldn't it be good for a dead old woman to just stay in a corner and wait for death? Why would you go to a place like this at such an old age?"
"I will never die without getting the two years' rent you owe."
"That's right! Pay back the rent! Idiot Sakata!"
In fact, Granny Denshi and the others fell into the space-time rift together due to force majeure the day after Xinbaji fell into the space-time rift.
However, according to Xiaoyu, they arrived in this world a week ago, and when they came to their senses, they came to the world of Naruto.
On the border of the Land of Fire, they heard some rumors about the hero of Konoha, Shiroyasha, and headed towards Konoha together. By chance, they met Gintoki who was doing a mission on the road.
Under such circumstances...
"Gintoki, when a man goes out to make a career and becomes famous, in addition to returning home in fine clothes, he also brings his family, who has been silently supporting him, to the city to live a good life. It is also a commendable choice."
On the streets of Konoha, Granny Toshi who was following Gintoki said this.
Hearing this, Gintoki nodded with a serious expression and said, "I really want to bring only Xiaoyu here, and throw you two into the mountains to fend for yourself."
"That's terrible! Men who abandon women in their hometown after becoming famous outside are the worst!"
Catherine clenched her fists and said angrily.
"No, when men go out to work and become successful, most of them will abandon the wife who is a loser at home. This is the most normal phenomenon in this society! Also, if it is a wife like you, men will abandon it without even thinking about it.
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Gintoki retorted without thinking, and then couldn't help but stop, holding on to the telephone pole beside him, and started vomiting.
Σ(??? ∠)vomit...
After vomiting, Gintoki, who looked a little pale, wiped the corners of his mouth, looked at Granny Denshi and Catherine and continued: "It reminded me of a very disgusting scene."
Veins popped up on the mother-in-law's cheeks instantly, and she spat angrily: "No, we are the ones who are disgusting! Who would be the wife of a wretched man like you with natural curly hair! When I think of me...Σ(??
?』∠)vomit…”
Catherine, whose face was also a little sad, covered her stomach and said: "No, no, it's too disgusting, my stomach feels a little... Where is the toilet?!"
Gintoki instantly complained: "You're the one who's disgusting! That's just poop!"
"Sir Gintoki, I accidentally vomited all the engine oil. Where can I buy No. 92 engine oil?"
"Please automatically upgrade to the electric energy mode or the new chakra mode. There is no such thing here! At least not in Konoha!"
The noisy noise of Gintoki and others on the street attracted Obishimaru, who had become a house cook these years and went out to buy groceries.
After listening to all the words of several people, Orochimaru looked at the old woman with heavy makeup and smoking who gave him a subtle feeling of familiarity.
At the same time, Granny Denshi also noticed that someone was looking at her, and she immediately raised her eyes and looked over.
With a simple look at each other, Orochimaru felt something similar to blood vessels!
"What are you doing? What are you looking at? Have you never seen such a enchanting beauty like me?"
Catherine, who was not being watched, made a very coquettish posture with one hand on her hips. Seeing this, a group of passers-by quickly lowered their heads and quickened their pace.
After a while, the whole street was cleared.
Catherine, who was messy in the wind, kept her posture unchanged and said harshly: "Humph, it is a sin to be so charming that others dare not look directly at her."
Xiaoyu, whose eyes flashed red, said: "Lady Catherine, I am connecting you to Baidu to search for the treatment method of "being unconscious after being hit on the head." Please hold on a little longer."
"Who are you calling insane, you robot!"
"Ah, I have already found it. The answer is that hitting the front of a high-speed truck may have unexpected therapeutic effects."
"He's already dead! If you hit something like that, you'll die after you hit it!"
"You must trust Baidu, Lady Catherine!"
Not paying attention to the noisy Catherine and Xiaoyu on the side, Orochimaru still looked at Granny Toshi with his pair of crotch sticks.
In the end, Granny Toki broke the silence first. She looked away and spoke again: "Gintoki, let's go, aren't we going to Kabukicho?"
Hearing Grandma Toshi's voice, Orochimaru's eyes widened suddenly! He couldn't help but think of a memory from decades ago that he had not paid much attention to!
My parents once said that they actually had an older sister who was infected with a strange disease just after birth, and could not be cured and had to throw it away as a last resort!
Could it be that...!
In short, from that day on, Orochimaru became a frequent visitor to the Toshi Tavern on Kabukicho Street in Konohagakure.
…
After the monsters, cowherds, gangsters, bartender girls and many familiar people were sent to Kabukicho one after another, Konoha's Kabukicho became...
It’s almost the same Kabukicho that Gintoki is familiar with!
When arranging shops and residences, it was always done by a ninja who was a young master with no respect for Xinba.
Miao, Gintoki hasn’t seen you yet.
According to Xinbaji, his sister seems to be planning something big and it is not convenient for her to come forward at the moment.
Seeing Kabukicho becoming more and more familiar, Gintoki's mood was a little complicated, but he now had a family and a younger brother who worked hard and could cook.
So, I left without thinking.
As the New Year approached, even Gintoki, who was still a little worried, took a few days of rest.
After all, the New Year's Eve dinner cooked by my stupid brother can't be missed like this.
Just after the new year, Gintoki started working like crazy again, but this time, it was like God was playing a joke on Gintoki. Even though he searched all the corners of the Fire Country, he couldn't find anything.
A person who came through the world of silver.
Not to mention the shadow of Kagura.
…
Three months later, in March.
Gintoki, who had been searching for three months without success, accepted the speculative possibility that Kagura might not have fallen into the time and space rift, or that even if he fell into the time and space rift, he is still alive somewhere.
The main reason was that Gintoki had worked too hard in the past year. Minato was worried that Gintoki would suffer from physical problems if he worked so hard, so he stopped giving Gintoki tasks and forced him to stay in the village to rest.
By the way, these days, after some kind of DNA testing, Orochimaru himself confirmed that Granny Toshi was his sister who was abandoned by her parents!
So Orochimaru would take his wife and four-year-old son to visit the Tosei Tavern in Kabukicho from time to time.
Of course, Orochimaru didn't say this.
Because of her understanding of Naruto and the fact that the voice actor was the same, Granny Toshi made a request to Orochimaru to help Xiaoyu solve the food and oil problem.
Orochimaru readily agreed, and it took only a few days of hard work to figure out Xiaodama's structure, and changed the opponent's charging method to chakra charging.
Even Gintoki couldn't help but sigh after knowing this kind of thing. He is indeed the most powerful scientist in Hokage! He can easily understand the structure of Xiaodama, a cross-generational robot, and can modify it!
Of course, what Gintoki didn't know was that a certain mechanic similar to Orochimaru, known as Edo's number one, was leading Kintoki and Saburo in a certain ninja village where it often rained, instructing a certain person.
The young man with red hair and holes in his eyes has mechanical knowledge.
He also participated in this ninja village's improvement of defensive weapons and positioning systems for all ninjas in the world, and a series of research that can make the artillery fire more accurate, more powerful and energy-saving.
"Dad from outside the source, can this thing called a satellite really make the new Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong gun fire more accurately?"
As the chief engineer of the Mechanical Department of the Land of Rain, Gengai looked at the satellite that was about to be launched in front of him with his hands on his hips and said with a smile: "Don't worry, it's easier than having your clone to go to the site and send the coordinates back every time it's launched.
It’s much more convenient.”
After receiving a positive response from Gengai, Nagato said sincerely: "It's great. With something like this, the Land of Rain will no longer have to worry about being bullied by big countries in the future."
"Of course, there is one thing. You can't use the things I developed to attack others casually."
"Don't worry, Dad Gengai, this has never been an offensive weapon, but a weapon to protect the country and friends and allies."
Hearing what Nagato said, Gengai nodded with satisfaction, which was why he was willing to help.
"Old man! It's ready!"
Sitting in front of the satellite launch control console, Jinshi, dressed as a repairman, said.
"Fire and launch!
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At the entrance of Konoha Village, Gintoki curled his lips when he looked at the little boy with yellow hair and three lines on his face who was playing with the short-haired little girl with white eyes.
"Children are really troublesome. When you see them grow up, you will feel like you have transformed from Kakarot to Tensang. Don't you think so?"
Minato had a rare day off, and Kushina, who had to go to a beauty shop in Kabukicho for a beauty treatment, entrusted herself with the care of the child.
Of course, even if he needed to take care of his children during the holidays, Minato did not put down his work and was still reading the Daily Alliance of Small Countries.
"You still say some hard-to-understand words as always. Gintoki, you mean to say that seeing your children grow up will make you feel older? Indeed, I feel that way too, that kind of feeling a little bit older.
It's a lonely feeling, but it's not hard to accept. Compared to the joy I feel because of Naruto's growth, this loneliness is actually not worth mentioning."
"Well, it is indeed an incredible growth."
Hearing what Gintoki said, Minato suddenly felt that something was not right. He looked up from the newspaper and realized...
My four-year-old son took the extremely shy girl with white eyes and actually slapped her in the face!
At this moment, Minato was completely confused.
Son, you are so awesome!
Dad is not as early as you!
Someone came out to find someone and sneaked out. It might be Hinata who was stolen out by someone. Hinata and Hinata who happened to see this scene were also confused.
I...I and Naruto are going to get married?
Obito, who had just returned from completing a mission with Lin, was completely confused as he wanted to confess his feelings several times but did not dare to do so.
I am actually worse than a four-year-old child?
"Okay, I'm done kissing, it's your turn."
Little Naruto said with a smile, while Little Hinata timidly glanced at the people around who were staring at her.
"Um...Naruto-kun, we...can we go to a place without people? There are too many people here..."