Chapter 119: No one knows which one will come first if there is an accident tomorrow.
"In our hometown, curly silver hair and bald people actually mean the same thing."
"Stop lying to me! Where is your hometown! I have never heard of a place like that! After all, I finally got rid of such a big eater, and he came here again! Ah——!
"
Seeing Gintoki going crazy, the people present, except for Kozaru, who didn't know the truth, looked at Gintoki with even more contempt.
Especially Kakashi, who still doesn't know that he will be harmed by it (Kagura) in the future, now he wants to kick Gintoki directly.
This big brother is such a beast!
Kakashi didn't want to pay attention to Gintoki anymore, so he turned around and wanted to take Kagura home, but he caught the scene of Kagura picking her nostril with her little finger.
Seeing Kagura's unruly look that was exactly the same as when Gintoki was picking his nose, Kakashi was silent for a long time, and his fists could not help but clenched tighter and tighter.
"They're exactly the same, you bastard!!"
boom!!
With a straight punch, Gintoki was knocked several meters away by Kakashi, fell to the ground and rolled several times before coming to a complete stop.
"Come on, Kagura, let's go home."
Kakashi turned around and took Kagura's other little hand, "Also, don't hold your nose in the future. This doesn't need to be inherited."
Seeing Kakashi being deceived by his cute appearance, Kagura flicked the booger off his little finger and nodded heavily with an innocent expression.
"Yeah! Uncle!"
boom!!!
A loud noise caused Kakashi, who was just about to start, to pause, but he didn't take it too seriously and pulled Kagura towards his home.
The remaining people looked at the Konoha gate that was smashed by a piece of Kagura's booger, and everyone fell into a kind of silence.
"Awesome...awesome..." Minato muttered as he wiped the lingering sweat on his forehead.
"Hey, what was that just now? Hey, what was that? It was too awesome, right?" Kushina came back to her senses and became excited, "It's just a piece of booger, Minato! That little girl is really
It’s super awesome!”
"Are you born with divine power?"
The well-informed Sandaime touched his goatee and muttered to himself. On the surface, the Sandaime looked very satisfied, after all, it belonged to Konoha.
There is Tsunade in front, and there is this strong little girl behind.
The future of Konoha is bright!
Minato thought so too, but besides this, he felt a little sympathy for the children in the ninja school.
If such a strong little girl were to go to a ninja school, the little boys in the school would probably be miserable.
After looking at Naruto and comparing it to Kagura in his mind, Minato secretly breathed a sigh of relief and found that Naruto was probably two years younger than Kagura.
But at this moment, because Kagura had just held a hand, Naruto, whose eyes were filled with bright little stars that represented admiration, spoke.
"Dad, Mom, can I be friends with Sister Kagura?"
Before Minato could speak, Kushina took the lead and agreed to Naruto: "Of course."
Minato:......
Are you rushing up to get beaten?
…
"Yin Sang, please pay for the repair of that door."
Hearing what Minato said, Gintoki, who had fallen unconscious and fell to the ground, suddenly woke up and stood up: "Wait a minute!"
Gintoki ran in the direction of Kakashi, shouting as he rushed: "Wait a minute! She is not a daughter at all! Baldness is different from natural curly hair! By the way, Gin-san, I am an earthling! Every hair on my body
They are all people from Earth! There is no relationship between such cosmic races!"
Kakashi, who couldn't bear the irritation, was about to turn around and scold him twice, but Kagura beat him to it.
"I'll fight—!"
"Ugh!"
boom!
Seeing Gintoki being kicked directly in the face by Kagura, screaming and then flying like a cannonball for more than ten meters and smashing another door, the people who were just about to leave fell silent again.
.
After a few seconds, they all complained in their hearts: This is too much!
At this moment, many parents decided to make it clear to their children after returning home that when they see an orange-haired girl with a bun on the street, they must not talk to her casually.
He will die! He will definitely die!
Minato looked at his son, whose eyes were full of admiration and his mouth was wide open, but in the end he couldn't say the same thing.
"As expected of my eldest brother's daughter, she is amazing."
Obito sighed and thought, this strength should be comparable to Tsunade, one of the three legendary people with strange powers, right?
"It's indeed amazing." Lin said with a smile, and then looked in the direction Kagura left, "And it's also very cute."
"Huh? Does Lin like her daughter too?"
"Yeah, but my son can do it too."
Although his IQ has increased somewhat due to his age, Obito is still timid and timid. In the end, Obito did not say his confession, but rubbed his head and laughed.
"Really? I think so too. Hahahaha..."
Compared to others who were shocked by Kagura's strange power, Hei Zetsu, who was hiding in the dark, was shocked at this moment!
Cosmic race!
What's going on? Isn't my mother the only extraterrestrial creature on this earth? What's going on with this little girl?
What is the Night Rabbit? What is the fighting nation?
Is she also from the universe? What is she here for? Is she here to destroy her own mother?
Seeing Kagura with strange power, Hei Zetsu made a decision in his heart and must investigate it carefully!
"Yin Sang, please pay for the repair of the other door."
After leaving such a sentence, Minato took the lead and left the melon-eating place of Konoha Gate, ending today's melon-eating trip.
As for the remaining Gintoki, who had multiple fractures all over his body and fell into a coma, he was ignored by everyone tacitly. Even Gintoki's cheap dad in this life also ignored Gintoki.
After all, it's important to go back and see your granddaughter. After you have grandchildren, sons and other things won't matter. You'll love them to death.
It was still late at night, after Gintoki woke up from a coma and asked for help, two guards took Gintoki to the hospital.
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The next day, morning.
Seeing Kagura reaching for the empty bowl every once in a while and asking for another bowl, Kakashi, who had not yet realized the seriousness of the problem, was extremely pampered and fed Kagura again and again.
A certain ANBU ninja was hiding in the dark, and the face under the mask was the same as Kakashi's, with an expression of doting and contentment written all over it.
Zhenkuo love!
Although the appetite is a bit large, as long as it is cute and a little bit of food, the income of a ninja is not a problem.
It’s great ~ we are reunited ~
At this time, in Konoha Hospital, Gintoki, who had a broken leg and an arm on crutches, came out of the bathroom pitifully alone.
There was no one to help me!
Even Obito, who would have definitely come to visit at this time, didn't come today because he was on a mission!
In desperation, Gintoki had no choice but to ask for help from the nurse on the side.
"Um, little sister, can you help me unzip or give me a hand? It's a little inconvenient for me to be alone. There's also a sow in the toilet, can you take care of it?"
Looking at the pitiful Gintoki, the nurse who originally wanted to scold him for being a gangster changed her mind and gave up the scolding instead. Instead, she handed over the task to the head nurse.
Gintoki fell silent as he looked at a middle-aged woman of about half a ton, wearing glasses, no less than forty years old, with a face full of flesh, and an indifferent expression.
"Don't think wrong about me, boy!"
Taking a deep breath, Gintoki lowered his head and responded silently with a dark face.
"Hi…"
After all, I really can't hold it in any longer.
…
The efficiency of Konoha Hospital is very high, and Gintoki was discharged in just three days.
A minor problem like a broken bone, with the help of the unscientific but miraculous medical ninjutsu, left no sequelae except that it was not completely cured.
After all, Gintoki didn't have any money and his medical insurance was in arrears. It was the hospital's utmost kindness to be able to perform Gintoki's surgery.
Of course, the reason why Gintoki was so anxious to be discharged from the hospital instead of recuperating in the hospital was also related to the fact that women would always appear under his bed and in the toilet regardless of day and night.
It's really annoying.
When Gintoki limped back home with a cane, the first thing he saw was Sakumo hiding in the dark with an extremely disgusting expression.
This shows how terrifying Kagura's disguise is.
When he saw Gintoki coming back with a cane, the smile on Sakumo's face disappeared instantly. He put on a mask with a dark face and snorted before disappearing from Gintoki's eyes in an instant.
Gintoki:……
Squeak——
"Oh, I'm back."
Kakashi opened the door and walked out with Kagura in hand, and said, then looked at the innocent and cute little Kagura beside him, squatted down and showed a smile that was slightly better than Sakumo's.
"Kagura-chan, I'm going on a mission, but I'll be back soon. If he bullies you, tell me when he comes back."
"Well! Be careful all the way! Uncle Kakashi!"
The clear and clear childish voice made the smile on Kakashi's face grow a little stronger, and he couldn't help but feel a little doubtful.
How on earth did this eldest brother give birth to such a sensible daughter?
…
Gintoki was silent as he watched Kagura's face change the moment she turned around after sending Kakashi out the door with an innocent and cute expression of reluctance.
"Yinjiang, what you said is indeed true, Aru. When a man faces a cute girl, he really has no resistance, Aru!
As long as they pretend to be a little cute, they will take the initiative to hand over all the money and food in their pockets!"
"Who taught you such a thing!"
Although he said this, Gintoki finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
Finally found it...
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Quiet afternoon.
Seeing Kagura occupying his own position, lying on his side on the floor against Sadaharu while eating potato chips and watching TV boredly, Gintoki always felt that something was missing.
"Speaking of which, it seems that we still need a new one."
"Don't worry, we're here Aru."
Kagura pointed to the glasses she got from nowhere on her head without looking back.
"Yo Xi, everyone in the Wanshiwu House is finally here! Let's have a meeting now!"
The new bastard appeared out of nowhere and instantly kicked Gintoki in the face, yelling at the top of his lungs: "What's wrong! Those are just glasses! You're complaining to me, you bastard!!"