Chapter 155 Hamura: How many times have I told you not to report the false police! Don't report it
Chapter 155 How many times has Hamura said not to call a false police report! Don’t call a false police report! Don’t call a false police report!
When there was a strange sound, part of the stone slab beneath Gintoki and others began to collapse, and at the same time, sand and dust filled the air.
After the dust subsided, the hidden stairs appeared in front of us.
It seems to lead to the underground.
"Well done! Kagura! The simulated eye roll was successful!"
Gintoki praised him, and Mitsuki beside him was confused, both for Gintoki's praise and for Kagura's actions.
Gintoki patted Shinbaji on the shoulder and said seriously: "You see, Shinbaji? Byakugan or byakugan are essentially the same, and they are the same when written on paper! Even this kind of mechanism can't tell them apart at all.
Clear!"
"No, it's completely different!"
Xinbaji complained, and then looked at the passage that appeared. For some reason, Xinbaji always felt that there was some danger down there, and he also had a somewhat uneasy premonition in his heart.
Mitsuki on the side now got some clues from Gintoki's words just now, which seemed to mean that this mechanism would be opened in response to the eye roll.
"Okay! Everyone, follow the factory director!"
Kagura rubbed her nose with her index finger, looking proud.
"Go behind." Gintoki didn't get used to Kagura at all, so he stretched out his hand and pulled Kagura behind him.
The group of people walked down the stairway with lanterns in hand.
Below the stairs is a vast space with thousands of sarcophagi arranged in an orderly manner.
This was a cemetery, Siyue could tell at a glance.
Click!
"Who!" Siyue became alert.
"It's fine."
Gintoki picked his nostrils and said nonchalantly. At the same time, Shinbaji turned around with a lantern.
An old man is illuminated by the light.
The old man had his eyes closed. Although his clothes were ragged, his posture was unique. It was obvious that this man must have been a high-status figure before.
I just don’t know why, but this old man is trembling while huddled behind a certain supporting stone pillar.
"No...there can't be anything wrong, this...this feeling..."
The old man said tremblingly, glancing at Kagura cautiously on the way, and then quickly lowered his head and looked away, showing a look of horror.
"...It's Kaguya! It's Kaguya Otsutsuki! That demon is resurrected! Oh my God! It's over! It's all over! Whether it's the earth or the moon, it's over!"
Looking at the trembling old man with his arms folded and still thinking to himself, Gintoki was about to say something, but saw the old man standing up like crazy and rushing towards him.
"At least I have to contribute my share of strength! Even if I am already dead! I have to contribute my share of strength! Go to hell! Otsutsuki Kaguya!"
…
Looking at the smashed puppet on the ground, Gintoki was puzzled because the way Mao faced him was different from Hinata in the movie version.
I was obviously rolling my eyes all the time!
"He said Otsutsuki Kaguya..." Mitsuyuki said.
At this moment, Xinbaji suddenly thought of something and looked at Kagura, who was still trying to roll his eyes, expressionlessly.
Shinbaji finally remembered that the prototype of Otsutsuki Kaguya in Naruto is Kaguya in The Tale of Bamboo, and the prototype of Kagura in Gintama...
It’s her too!
"It seems that Kagura is regarded as the resurrected Otsutsuki Kaguya, Gin-san. After all, the prototype of both of them is Kaguya in The Tale of Bamboo."
Gintoki nodded indifferently as he looked at the old man's puppet, which had a puppet arm still tightly grasping Kagura's ankle even though it was smashed to pieces.
"That's certainly what it looks like..."
The old man's behavior was like - I'm holding him back, let's run away.
Knowing what had happened, Gintoki lowered his body and began to dig through the puppet: "Well, let's see if there are any light balls or anything like that, let's look for them together."
Immediately afterwards, several people bent down to look for it.
"Found it! TAMA!"
Kagura exclaimed and excitedly raised two mosaic-shaped balls that shone with golden light.
"I'm talking about Guangyu! Throw away that dirty man's tama that has rotted away for an unknown amount of time! It will be infected with germs!"
"I don't want Aru, I found this! Gin-chan will definitely pick it up when I throw it away! It's so cunning!"
"I have no interest in that kind of wrinkled tama that loses elasticity!"
As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, Mitsuki took out a ball of light found in his fist from the puppet's head.
The ball of light burst out with dazzling light in an instant! The light quickly enveloped all the people in it! The speed was so fast that they didn't even react!
When they came to their senses, everything around them seemed to have remained unchanged. They were still standing in front of the cemetery, surrounded by thousands of sarcophagi.
However, at this moment, a scene happened that sent shivers down Gintoki's spine!
I saw figures rising above those sarcophagi!
The number of human figures continued to increase until all the sarcophagi turned into human figures!
Everyone is a ninja soldier wearing uniform armor!
Everyone is holding a sword, their eyes are like a torch, and they are looking at death as if they are home!
It's like facing an enemy!
"Xiaoba, am...am I dreaming?"
Gintoki, whose face was covered in cold sweat, tremblingly asked Xiang Xinbaji, his face extremely ugly.
"If this is a dream, then we are also dreaming like you."
Shinba complained, then looked at the soldiers and made a friendly face: "Everyone, Kagura-chan is not the Kaguya you think she is. It's just that her character is based on Kaguya."
"It... turns out to be the reincarnation of Kaguya!"
"Oh my god! That devil is reincarnated!"
"Don't be afraid! Exploding all of our souls will definitely cause harm to her!"
"That's right! Detonate the soul!"
Looking at the excited soldiers, Shinbaji hurriedly continued: "No no! Kagura is not the reincarnation of Kaguya Otsutsuki! She is just the prototype of Kaguya Otsutsuki's character, Princess Kaguya in The Tale of Bamboo.
That’s it! She’s just a little girl from the Night Rabbit Clan, the strongest fighting nation in the universe!”
"That's it, that's it!"
An old man's voice came, and then his figure appeared in front of a kind of soldier. Although he was very old, he had an extremely terrifying aura that was different from other soldiers.
After all, he is the only one with horns on his forehead.
The old man, or rather Otsutsuki Hamura, the younger brother of Sage of Six Paths, held a black Zen staff, stared at the cataract, and looked at Kagura with a hint of excitement or victory in the corner of his mouth.
"The fighting nation in the universe, the Night Rabbit clan! Is this your true identity? Mother! My brother and I have long guessed that you come from the universe, but there has been a lack of conclusive evidence. Now, it is finally confirmed.
It’s here, Mother!”
Seeing Hamura, who was getting more and more excited talking to himself, Xinbaji was silent for a while before speaking: "Then what...did you listen to us just now?"
"Hahaha! I didn't expect that I would have the chance to fight you again! Whatever! In this special spiritual space, if the souls of all of us are exploded, even Mother, you will not be safe!
It will take at least ten years to repair the mental trauma caused to you! Before a new person who can seal you grows up, this is the only thing I can do! Come on! Mother!"
Seeing Hamura who couldn't stop talking to himself, he thought that the other person was old, so he leaned into his ear with a deaf ear, took a deep breath, and let his anger sink into his Dantian.
"I'm sorry——! Did you hear what we said? I told you that Kagura is not your mother——!"
"I'm not deaf——!!"
Along with Hamura's roar, Xinbaji was knocked away by Hamura's fist!
Seeing Xin Baji flying several meters away with a nosebleed in the air, everyone narrowed their eyes and fell silent.
However, Hamura did not stop his passionate old-age speech just because of this incident.
"Mother! Let's have a showdown..."
Before Hamura could finish his words, Kagura kicked Hamura directly in the old face.
In slow motion, you can clearly see Hamura's face being distorted and deformed under Kagura's shoes, and saliva and nosebleeds flew out bit by bit...
Hamura, who spun 3,600 degrees sideways in the air for ten turns before falling down again, wailed and couldn't get up again.
Holding his hands, Hamura tried several times before finally raising his head tremblingly.
"Hey, I heard, this little girl is not my mother..."
Hearing these inarticulate remarks and looking at Hamura, who was holding his swollen cheeks, with half of his teeth missing, nosebleeds, and tears in his eyes, Gintoki and the others fell silent again.
"Hahahaha, you're kidding, you're kidding! Our souls have been trapped in this place for hundreds of years due to obsession. It's not easy for people of this era to come in, so I can't hold it back... Hahahaha..."
As he said that, Otsutsuki Hamura stood up and laughed. At the same time, the soldiers behind him also changed their previous expressions of looking at death, and started laughing while touching their heads.
"What, it turned out to be a joke..."
Xin Baji finally breathed a sigh of relief as he got up. He didn't expect that the hostile attitude just now was just an old age joke played by the other party.
"That's right, except for detonating the soul and blowing up this spiritual space, it's all a joke."
Hamura smiled easily, then looked at the little girl who had just kicked him away, and then said: "But having said that, little girl, your aura is indeed very similar to my mother. However, I don't know anything from you.
I feel a cold, authoritarian desire similar to that of my mother."
"So they just happened to use the same prototype."
Xinbaji explained helplessly after wiping away the nosebleed, but then he noticed something again, and his face instantly became expressionless.
"Wait a minute, what...did you just say?"
"I said this little girl's aura is very similar to my mother..."
"No, the previous sentence."
"Well..." Hamura closed his eyes and thought for a while, then shook his head with a bit of regret, and sighed: "No, my mind is already confused, and I can't remember what I just said..."
"Don't pretend to be stupid for me!!" Xinbaji instantly broke through the defense, directly lifted Hamura's collar and shouted with dizzy eyes: "What does detonating the soul mean! Don't pretend to be stupid for me, you stinky old man! Haven't you already said it?"
Le-chan, isn’t she your mother! What the hell is this dimension like! Send us back quickly!!”
Seeing Shinbaji breathing heavily after shouting so many words in one breath, Hamura was stunned for a long time.
This is the first time I dare to yell at myself like this with glasses!
"Wait a minute, Xiaoba!"
Gintoki suddenly stopped shouting, took a step forward and stretched out his hand to help Hamura break free from his hand, and then said politely to Hamura.
"Sorry, sorry, young people are like this these days. They are young and energetic. You, sir, have a lot of..."
With that said, Gintoki grabbed Hamura's shoulders, turned his back to everyone, and started some kind of whispering.
"How about you give Yin Sang some face and let the matter of 30 percentage points go away? I can guarantee that this young man will not pick on you casually again."
"Hey? Isn't thirty points too much?" Hamura whispered, then turned around and glanced at Xinba secretly, "That kind of stuff can only be made at ten points at most, boss."
"No, no, no. Although it looks like just glasses, it's really scary when you get angry. They will break. They will really break!"
"Really or not?" Hamura looked a little surprised, and then thought about it again, "Then... fifteen o'clock! Fifteen o'clock at most! Even one more point won't do!"
At this time, Xinbaji, who was the protagonist of the two's casual conversation, had several veins popping out on his forehead and pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose.
"Although I don't know what I'm talking about, I always feel a little uncomfortable."
"By the way, what does fifteen o'clock mean?"
Hamura thought of this question and asked.
"Of course it is that one, that one, you really know how to pretend to be an old fool, hahaha..." Gintoki laughed and patted Hamura's shoulder.
"Um...?" Hamura still looked confused.
"I told you to stop pretending. Inheritance, inheritance, you definitely left a lot, right? I'll take out fifty silver mulberries from there and help you settle this matter!"
Otsutsuki Hamura:……
This young man is actually eyeing his own inheritance?
What kind of good person can this be?
And didn’t you mention the fifteen points just mentioned?
Why did it suddenly become fifty points?
Extortion?
His younger brother, the majestic Sage of Six Paths, and the ancestor of the Hyuga clan and the Lunar clan, was blackmailed by such a young man?
"That's right! Children who have money will inevitably spend it on some meaningless things! Then...it's better to leave it to my mother to manage it, Aru! Don't worry, I will return it to you when you grow up!"
Seeing Kagura, who suddenly entered the role of mother and started blackmailing, Otsutsuki Hamura fell into a deeper silence.
What's going on with the young people in the ninja world today?
Let me share with you my two experiences of allergic reactions to erythritol in the past few days.
I would like to declare that I am not allergic. I have only been allergic to one thing since I was a child, and that is spinach, and it is due to psychological reasons.
I lost weight before, so I basically stopped drinking drinks. A few days ago, my wife saw sugar-free sparkling water in the supermarket, thinking it was sugar-free, so she bought some for home.
The first time I had an allergy was when I was eating shabu-shabu at home at noon a few days ago and drank some sparkling water on the way. After the meal, I started to develop urticaria all over my body, accompanied by diarrhea, dizziness and nausea.
Because when I was trying to lose weight, my diet was too harsh and my stomach was damaged, so I rarely ate spicy food in my life. I thought it was because I was allergic to chili peppers, so I went to the drugstore to buy some allergy medicine and took the medicine.
After a good sleep, the urticaria subsided.
The second time, that is, the third day after the first allergy, I drank about 30 ml of sparkling water from a certain forest. After only ten minutes, the same as the previous time, I still had urticaria plus
Nausea and diarrhea. But this time I finally found the allergen.
By the way, there is no conclusion yet on what is the cause and reaction of erythritol sugar alcohol allergy. If you have not drank similar drinks, you must be cautious.
If you have tried it before, it will be fine. If you have not tried it, you must first drink a small amount. Wait for ten or twenty minutes to see if there are any problems with you before deciding whether to continue.