Chapter 26: As the president, the most important job is to find ways to improve the work enthusiasm of subordinates!
Looking at the Sandaime who was looking at him happily, Gintoki rolled his dead eyes, then shrugged his shoulders and said very casually.
"Why don't we let Yin Sang do it? After all, that kind of thing is just like the president, right? Even though Yin Sang is like this, he used to run a store called Wanshiwu with an area of about 100,000 square meters.
There is a whole page about big companies! I have quite a lot of experience as president and so on!"
Just when Kakashi and Itachi were so shocked by this explosive statement that their expressions were dull and messy in the rain, the third generation burst out laughing again.
But this time, he stopped quickly, his expression slightly stern, and his small eyes looked directly into Gintoki's eyes.
"So, if you become Hokage, what will you do? What measures will you take to manage the village and the ninjas in the village?"
"From Monday to Sunday, the three-color meatballs in the meatball shop are specially provided to the Hokage! Desserts are officially included in Konoha Hokage's three-meal menu! One, three, and five are parfaits, two, four, and six are meatballs. On Sundays,
If you feel a little aggrieved, just have some pudding for dessert after dinner!"
"That's the only way?" Sandai asked again.
"Oh! And! That's the ninja uniform! It must be reformed! Especially girls' uniforms, whether they are jounin or chuunin, it is mandatory to change their bottoms into miniskirts that cannot exceed the thighs! And safety pants are prohibited!"
As he said this, Gintoki also pinched his chin and began to feel complacent, "In this way, it will definitely increase the men's enthusiasm for work, and the village's mission success rate will definitely become the best in the ninja world!"
I think this way, the village will take jujube pills.
Kakashi complained silently in his mind, but then he heard a man's praise from behind him.
"Yeah! Not bad! Old man, my vote goes to this white-haired brat! I think this brat is born to be Hokage!"
Jiraiya, who didn't know when he arrived, also agreed with Gintoki's reform policy from the bottom of his heart, and believed that Gintoki was indeed suitable to be Hokage!
With this situation, it would be a pity not to be the Hokage!
"Ahem!"
At this time, the third generation also raised his hands and cleared his throat. This brat from the Sakumo family is really as big as a brat, and he actually proposed such a deviant reform policy!
Does it work? Of course it does!
If all the female ninjas in the village wore that kind of thing, let alone the ordinary ninjas, even their own enthusiasm might be mobilized!
Men are all the same.
There are really not many men in this world who can see a beautiful woman on the road or there and feel as calm as water without any fluctuation!
Everyone has a love for beauty.
Konoha can do nothing to look at it. Except for Minato, who is a strict wife, the only one left may be the rare beast Metkai.
I almost forgot, there are Danzo and Orochimaru!
Although I don’t know why, the two of them...are really not interested in women!
Two men who have no interest in women hang out together all day long...
etc!
What suddenly occurred to the Sandaime, two men who had no interest in women hanging out together every day?
Autumn knife sack…
hiss--!
It’s scary to think about it!
It was also from this moment that Sandai felt that he might have to find a time to have a good chat with his good apprentice Orochimaru!
If possible, as a master, I might be able to urge him to start a family or something. After all, as the saying goes, once a teacher, always a father!
Moreover, his parents died early, and as a master, he must take the initiative to take on this responsibility!
Why would a young man stay with that bad old man Danzo all day long? What should he do if he develops some new hobby that no one can listen to?
No, no, absolutely not!
…
After chatting for a few more words that were not nutritious, Sandai also left early, maybe for his disciple's life-long event or maybe for something else.
Itachi was the second to leave. After politely greeting Jiraiya, Gintoki and Kakashi, he left directly to continue looking for the answer to the philosophical question-whether life has meaning.
Jiraiya enthusiastically promised Gintoki that he would definitely vote for Gintoki at the Jonin meeting, and left with excitement on his face.
In the end, the only two brothers left in the series are Gintoki and Kakashi.
Gintoki, who originally wanted to try out the new machines in the casino, was about to leave when he noticed Kakashi standing there hesitating, looking like he wanted to say something but was embarrassed to say it.
"how?"
"fine…"
In the end, Kakashi still failed to say that he hoped that the other party could give some guidance on his practice.
"Well, Yin Sang, I have nothing to do today, so I will check the results of your practice with great mercy!"
"I don't need you to check!"
"Really? Just forget it."
Gintoki picked his nose with his little finger, his face full of indifference. He waved his hand and was about to leave, but was stopped by Kakashi, who looked troubled.
"You...wait a moment..."
…
The forest training ground behind Hatake's house.
Kakashi, who was out of breath, also cursed in his mind that the lazy and lazy figure opposite him was a pervert!
The difference is only one year, why is the difference so big?
"Well, just be so-so. Keep up the good work."
"Wait a minute! I have a new trick!"
…
Looking at the lightning in Kakashi's hand that emitted thousands of birdsong, Gintoki recognized it at a glance as Kakashi's famous stunt in the original work, the Chidori!
However, he shouldn't be able to use it without the Sharingan, right? It's a move that increases cell activation and is extremely fast. It's difficult to master without the insight of the Sharingan.
Gintoki's assumption was correct. Kakashi, who didn't have the Sharingan, couldn't fully control this move at his age, so he easily dodged it.
"hateful!"
After being dodged by Gintoki, Kakashi cursed angrily in a low voice. Just like what Minato-sensei said before, his eyes couldn't keep up with his movements!
"Don't you know how to make shadow clones? How about using shadow clones in the early stages of this move to make up for that shortcoming?"
After hearing Gintoki's words, Kakashi immediately understood what Gintoki meant.
The other party's intention was to hide the shadow clones around him before using the Chidori.
Let the shadow clones secretly observe the movements of all enemies, and actively cancel the shadow clones when you use Chidori.
In this way...the information obtained by the shadow clone will be instantly transmitted to himself! He will also be able to obtain the movements of all enemies!
Although there may still be some omissions, it can be considered a pretty good patch for this move at this stage.
"Other senses are also very important. If you can be more sensitive to the perception of murderous intent, you can master this move even without relying on the shadow clone and eyes."
"I see…"
Kakashi nodded. Although this elder brother was unreliable, his suggestions were very reasonable and useful.
"And..." As he said this, Gintoki raised a book in his right hand, "It's better to throw this kind of thing away as soon as possible."
Looking at the book titled "How Ninjas Should Die" in Gintoki's hand, Kakashi was stunned for a moment, and then he finally came to his senses after touching his chest.
My book was taken away by the other party at some point!
"Give it back!"
"I'm talking about you..."
Seeing the excited Kakashi, Gintoki sighed helplessly, then showed a somewhat serious expression and said.
"Kakashi, instead of thinking about how to die, you should cheer up and live beautifully until the last moment. Remember it clearly!"