Chapter 53: The mystery of the universe has no end!
The next day, Konoha Hospital.
In the ward, the dead fish eyes standing at the door and the dead fish eyes on the hospital bed looked at each other, both of them were speechless and silent.
After a long silence, Kakashi took the lead in nodding, excused himself and closed the door of the ward, saying that he accidentally entered the wrong room.
"Wait for me!"
Gintoki's voice came out.
…
Gintoki was in extremely miserable condition on the hospital bed, with multiple fractures all over his body, a neck immobilizer on his neck, and his head was wrapped in three layers of bandages with only one pair of eyes exposed.
Of the whole body, only one arm, one leg, and a special counting stick that I personally checked with the nurse confirmed were okay.
Of course, I also received a slap in the face and a "stinky scoundrel" from the nurse.
"Why did you survive?"
Kakashi, who frowned and pinched his chin and thought for five minutes without coming up with an answer, was also puzzled and murmured subconsciously.
"Hey, what are you talking about?" Hearing the sound, Gintoki also became expressionless for a moment, "I just heard something terrible coming out of your mouth. Are you cursing your Onisan?"
?Are you cursing Onisan, who worked hard to pull you up with a handful of shit and a handful of urine?"
Kakashi's eyes twitched, and he was about to retort when Obito, who opened the door and walked in, spoke first.
"Kakashi! You've gone too far! You cursed your eldest brother like this! I want to break off our relationship with you!"
Obito, who angrily accused Kakashi, changed his face in an instant and approached Gintoki's hospital bed, bowed at a 90-degree angle and respectfully handed over the shopping bag in his hand.
"Brother Gintoki! I bought all this month's Ninja World Sui Ling Sui Ling special issue, as well as strawberry milk and Kanurigan's meatballs!"
Kakashi:……
Afterwards, looking at Obito holding the magazine in front of Gintoki and flipping through it page by page while feeding him a mouthful of strawberry milk and meatballs from time to time, Kakashi was unable to complain.
"I scrolled through it too fast! I didn't see the details of the woman just now clearly! You have to know that a woman's body is the same existence as the universe! If you don't pay more attention, you won't be able to discover all kinds of mysteries!"
Obito, who was severely scolded by Gintoki, quickly responded loudly.
"Hi! I know! Brother Gintoki!"
"Lift it a little higher, kid! I haven't even seen the outline of the universe clearly yet!"
On another hospital bed, Jiraiya, who was also the same as Gintoki, was hunched over his neck and staring closely at the magazine in Obito's hand, trying to personally understand the mysteries of the universe with his eyes!
A woman's body is the universe, this sentence was also silently memorized by Jiraiya, and he decided to include it in his next novel.
"Look, this one is equivalent to a galaxy, that one is equivalent to a planet, and that one is actually equivalent to..."
Gintoki pointed to the picture album and began to explain the mysteries of the universe. Not to mention Obito, Jiraiya on the side listened with interest and memorized these knowledge points of macrocosmology.
"What...Brother Gintoki, you don't need to explain it! I'm still too early!" Obito reminded with a red face.
And Gintoki once again showed an extremely serious expression, admonishing: "It's too early, too early! If you always think it's too early, sooner or later you will become as miserable as this uncle!"
"Who are you calling a pathetic guy? You brat! In the eyes of Jiraiya, one of my three ninjas, you are far from enough! You know, only the woman you can't get is the most attractive one!
"
Gintoki shrugged his shoulders, pointed at Jiraiya without even moving his head, and said, "Did you see that? Looking for a high-sounding excuse to cover up his failure, isn't this kind of uncle very pathetic?"
"Um!"
Obito nodded heavily to show that he understood, and also said that he would never become a miserable man like Jiraiya.
"You brat——!"
At this time, Jiraiya couldn't stand the direct blow anymore, but before he could jump out of the bed, he was punched hard by the nurse who came up behind him at some point.
????!
"You guys please stop it! This is a hospital! Don't make any noise or tell those dirty jokes! Otherwise, get out of here!"
The two seriously injured patients, Jiraiya and Gintoki, who were each punched in the head by the nurse lady, rolled their eyes and responded feebly.
"Hi, I'm sorry..."×2
Seeing Gintoki and Jiraiya fainting almost at the same time, Kakashi held his forehead and shook his head helplessly, and finally chose to leave silently.
Mainly because I don’t want to stay there for another minute!
After Kakashi left, Gintoki, who had become more honest because of the nurse's scolding, learned a piece of news from Obito that he had never expected while chatting with him.
——The secret base of the Uchiha clan seemed to have exploded last night!
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A high mountain outside Konoha Village.
On the edge of the cliff, holding a pipe in one hand, Takasugi, wearing a purple yukata embroidered with golden butterflies, looked with interest in the direction of Konoha Village with the corner of his mouth raised.
"Jinsuke, why didn't you take advantage of yesterday to snatch the Kyuubi? I heard that the seal is at its weakest when the jinchūriki gives birth."
A Fei on the side scratched his uncomfortable head and asked doubtfully.
"because…"
As he spoke, Gao Shan inhaled and exhaled a puff of smoke, then turned around, leaving only one sentence...
"He's there in that place."
The confused A Fei and Bai Jue looked at each other and had no idea what Takasugi meant.
"Who is he? Is he a friend? Is he Jinsuke's friend? Is he the silver-haired guy I saw in the hospital yesterday? What's his name? How did we meet him?"
Ah Fei hurriedly followed and asked curiously like a nagging old woman, but Takasugi didn't answer and left alone.
…
In the Uchiha clan, the young adults of the Uchiha clan who want to cause trouble when they have nothing to do also gathered together today and expressed their opinions on yesterday's base explosion.
"Anyway, I think this must be a conspiracy of the village!"
"Yes, that's right! Although I don't know why I have to blow up a secret base with no one and only a broken stone tablet, but it is definitely a conspiracy of the village!"
"They must be trying to knock the mountain and Zhenhu to warn us!"
"I can't bear it! Chief, let's rebel!"
Looking at the few intelligent people below...ahem, they are a group of elites who are not too calm-minded. If it weren't for this paralyzed face and his own calm personality, Fugaku would have spitted and complained.
If the village wanted to invade the Uchiha, he would just blow up some old stone monuments? Is there something seriously wrong with the upper echelons of the village or something?
By the way, if people really want to target us, we will be gone in one night, okay? Are you going to rebel? Who gave you the courage?
The Sannin gathered in Konoha yesterday!
Add in Yellow Flash, Shiro Yaksha, and the previous Hokage at his peak, are you all thinking too much? Are you going to make trouble with me?
"Shisui, did you snicker just now? Why were you laughing?"
A certain Uchiha who was next to Uchiha Shisui asked him.
"Ahem, I remembered something happy." Zhisui replied, and at the same time, he was also praising the explosion in his heart.
Well done, well done!
As long as the stone tablet is gone, the Uchiha with only himself as a kaleidoscope will not know what is written on the stone tablet, and there will no longer be an Uchiha who is not calm after reading the secret text on the stone tablet!
Wonderful! This move is really wonderful! Why didn’t I think of it before? It seems that my own layout is still not very good!
At this time, Fugaku on the stage could not hold back because some of the Uchiha below who were not very calm were so angry that they let out a pop.
"Clan leader, did you laugh just now?"
"...No." Fugaku replied with a paralyzed face, and then he also acted like a clan leader: "Anyway, I will find out the truth about the explosion in the base as soon as possible and give everyone an explanation! Let's adjourn the meeting now!"