Chapter 77: Flavoring should be added in an appropriate amount according to personal taste and acceptance
"What do children know?"
Gintoki casually rubbed his little finger on the wall and said casually.
"This is the secret to keeping a relationship fresh between married couples. A proper stimulation from time to time is the most important spice to the boring married life."
"I see!"
Obito nodded and silently remembered it in his mind, maybe he could use it in the future. The Sandaime on the side also silently remembered it in his mind, thinking that he might also be able to use it.
As a newbie, Shisui didn't quite understand it, but because he admired Gintoki, who held the title of Konoha Hero Shiroyasha, he silently remembered it in his heart.
boom!!
After another earthquake of no less than magnitude 5, Kakashi looked at the humanoid bulge protruding from the wall, his eyes twitching, and he complained silently.
"What, no matter how you say it, this stimulation is a bit too much."
"Isn't that natural? After all, it's not good to add too much spicy seasoning. It's better to be a sweet tooth like Yin-san."
Looking at Gintoki who said such words, Kakashi was silent for a long time before speaking silently.
"You will definitely die if you are overheard."
Died in the hands of the master’s wife!
Kakashi added the second half silently in his mind.
…
"Who are Miss Jupiter and Miss Mitsuko?! Are they the new clerks who asked you to tutor alone? Are they the single women who asked you to repair the water pipes at home?!"
In the Hokage room, looking at Kushina who was rolling up her sleeves and looking fierce, Minato also hurriedly defended himself.
"I really don't know, Kushina! That's just what Gintoki said casually! By the way, I have never been to other people's homes to repair water pipes! And you know all the staff at the Hokage Building except the ANBU!
Not at all!"
"So that's it. Are they from the ANBU?" Kushina's eyes flashed red, "Give me a few minutes and I'll kill those two little bitches!"
"Wait, wait, wait! It's really gone! I, Namikaze Minato, swear to God that I have never done anything to make you sorry for Uzumaki Kushina with my whole heart! I have never lied to you, and if I lie, I will definitely be punished by five thunderbolts.
die!"
Just after swearing, Minato was suddenly stunned, and suddenly remembered that he seemed...
I really told Kushina to panic!
In order not to disappoint Kushina, I lied to Kushina about what happened with Tsunade-san!
Because of her rage, Kushina didn't notice that Minato's expression was so subtle.
"Okay, I've sworn it, so I'll let you go for now, but... don't let me find out that you are getting close to other women, otherwise..."
Seeing Kushina's expression becoming a little worse once again, Minato hurriedly agreed, patting his chest and promising that he would only love Kushina in this life!
"Aren't you going to fall in love in the next life? Are you going to be with another woman in the next life? You're so good, Minato! Do you believe it or not, I will take Naruto back to my parents' home right now!"
"I will love you in the next life! I will love you in the next life too! Life after life, I will never change my heart!"
After swearing the oath again, Minato looked at Kushina, whose expression had improved. Minato also sighed from the bottom of his heart, women are indeed difficult to deal with!
…
"I received a call late last night that the monster sprite from another world is currently plotting to destroy the world. His ghost army has already begun to take action. According to the news from Shayin, which is closest to the Kingdom of Ghosts, the ghost army is unstoppable."
Minato, who was standing in front of the window with his hands behind his back, spoke seriously about the current situation to everyone present. Except for Gintoki and Kushina, everyone else listened expressionlessly.
Because, at this time, the Hokage Chamber was like a ruin that had been ravaged by some ninjutsu!
Documents were scattered everywhere, the walls were pitted and filled with cracks, and the floor had several large holes with a diameter of more than one meter!
The portrait of the previous Hokage hanging on the wall...ahem, the portrait is also twisted, obviously because it was affected by the exchange just now.
"Because this is a big crisis that affects the entire ninja world, the other countries have also received the news and are currently sending manpower to stop the ghost army like Konoha. This time, it is the first time that the five major countries have joined hands to deal with the crisis, so...
"
As he said this, Minato originally wanted to turn his head, but he gave up thinking that his face might not be very handsome at the moment. Just as he was about to continue speaking, he heard a click from behind him.
Gintoki, who broke his left hand in an instant, covered his left hand with bones sticking out and pretended to be calm.
"Um... I'm sorry, I just accidentally broke a bone. It's true, Hokage-sama, the bones are jumping out. If you don't believe me, just look at it."
Gintoki's actions also made Kakashi, who knew this eldest brother best, twitch his eyes. Kakashi already knew that Gintoki was afraid of something.
Because this guy sang really loudly when he went to the toilet alone late at night! Kakashi wanted to smash Gintoki's head into the toilet several times.
Seeing Gintoki pretending to be calm, through the cold sweat that was not easily noticed, Kushina noticed something in time and smiled secretly.
"Huh? Really?" Minato still didn't turn around, "Since I'm sick, that's all I can do."
"No, there is nothing wrong with Gintoki. I can prove that there is no problem." Kushina said at this time.
"My bones are all sticking out, okay..."
Gintoki was arguing fiercely, but before he finished speaking, he suddenly found that his left hand... was actually healed!
Looking at Kushina who was looking at him with bent eyes, Gintoki's entire face turned black, and half of his face twitched incessantly.
The power of the nine tails!
There is no mistake, this is the vitality-rich power of the Nine Tails that is better than any medical ninjutsu!
"Gintoki, don't worry, even if you have comminuted fractures all over your body, I will heal you." Kushina approached Gintoki and whispered, "Because...I want to ask you about seasonings and so on, spicy
I want to ask you what it means..."
"Okay, to be honest, my personal doctor recently told me that I must have surgery in the near future because of excessive sugar intake. If I don't have surgery in time..."
"It's just diabetes, right?" Kakashi mercilessly exposed Gintoki, but then he heard Gintoki continue in a serious tone.
"The anus will explode."
"Pfft!" Kakashi spat it out and immediately started the crazy complaining mode, "Only a ghost can believe it!"
"Right? Is it serious? So, Yin Sang, I can only cheer for you from the rear this time. Come on, gentlemen!"
"Hi! Brother Gintoki!" Obito's eyes filled with tears.
"What are you talking about? It's obvious that it's all nonsense!"
At this time, Kushina said slowly.
"Don't worry, Gintoki, even if the front explodes, I can cure it for you... No, there is no need to cure the front explosion at all, just let it rot."