Chapter 256 Reptiles also need to see the Anorectal Department
There is a kind of diurnal arboreal snake species in Southeast Asia that lives in forests and gardens. It is very slender and agile, and it is called the paradise tree snake.
When it needs to escape from predators or quickly descend to the ground, it can concave all parts of its body inward, allowing it to quickly glide down from the top of the tree.
The principle that Paradise Tree Snakes can glide from the air without attached wings or other auxiliary structures is that during flight, they retract their abdomens once per second on average, making the entire body flat, like an upside-down "U"-shaped tube.
Parachutes increase the resistance of the air to the body during the fall and extend the flight time.
And now what Xiao Yiren is learning is the principle of flight of the Paradise Tree Snake. You can't say it's useful, but it's really tiring.
"Huchi Huchi Huchi Huchi~"
"Ma Dan, breathing for the first time is such a painful thing."
He kept changing his body shape with each breath, and kept gliding in mid-air. Xiao Yiren's eyes were fixed on a protruding branch on the cliff not far away, and his body kept twisting and getting closer to that side.
"It's just a little bit close, just a little bit close, enough to get through..."
His body kept twisting like a rag, and Xiao Yiren's snake head kept moving forward.
After some hard work, Xiao Yiren finally bit the protruding branch and successfully hung on it.
At this point, Xiao Yiren has been gliding in the air for nearly ten seconds, falling about 70 meters, and gliding parallel for 50 meters.
Curling up his body carefully, trying not to let the branches swing in a wide range, Xiao Yiren slowly wrapped his body around the branches protruding from the rock wall, slowly crawled to the thickest part of the branches, and put his
The body clings to the rock wall, minimizing the possibility of the branch breaking due to its own weight.
"Huh~ It's a success, I finally escaped from that hellish place."
When he got here, Xiao Yiren took a breath and let the snake glide by itself. It was really not something that normal people could do. It was really tiring.
The Paradise Tree Snake is born with the ability to glide with its body. The highest it can do is glide from the tree to the ground, and the distance it can glide is not something that ordinary trees can reach.
If he had to find a way, the Tang Sect was built on this damn place. If he didn't go here, he would have to face a large number of disciples and elders of the Tang Sect.
Although Xiao Yiren is confident in the strength and instincts he has cultivated after traveling for so long, this confidence has limits. If he is allowed to run into "A Thousand Arrows" head-on, then he really has no confidence or
leave.
In comparison, the Guijianchou road is relatively friendly to a snake. After all, there are many snakes that are good at moving in this kind of terrain.
After making sure that he was safe, Xiao Yiren looked back at the Tangmen shrouded in clouds and mist, and stuck out his tongue with a cold look on his face.
"Hiss~ (Damn Tang Sect, damn old guys, a bunch of half-buried guys, they insist on causing harm to the world. When you die, I will go to your graves and dance like crazy.)"
What? Do you think Xiao Yiren will take revenge and go back to make a joke? He did it because he had no time to do it. Anyway, he was not hurt or suffered any other losses.
Only people with brain problems would crazily seek death because of those painful reasons, insisting on destroying other people's power and killing everyone.
Yes, Xiao Yiren may have indeed killed someone else's son or grandson, but Xiao Yiren is not a human being, and he has no relatives to protect. He is just a snake. He really doesn't believe that the Tang Clan would be so stupid.
It hurts like those dogs in the blood, and the whole world wants him.
Even going a little deeper, you said that today, when Xiao Yiren was walking outside and met the Tang Sect disciples, who could recognize him?
Since it will not have any other impact on his future life, why would Xiao Yiren want to take revenge on them? Is it to make the guys from the Tang Sect deepen their impression of him and really go to death?
After "hissing" on the spot for a while, Xiao Yiren shook his head, drew his attention back, and returned his sight to his own cliff.
This is just a normally formed cliff. There are many irregular protrusions on the mountain. These uneven places are Xiao Yiren's hope of climbing up.
If it was Xiao Yiren before, he should start trying now.
But now he didn't do anything else. He just lowered his head slightly, tightly wrapped his body around the protruding branches on the rock wall, then closed his eyes and muttered something in his heart.
"Chat group?"
Yes, he had naturally noticed it just now about him joining the chat group, but in the situation just now, he was at a high altitude and needed to breathe and adjust his body shape and glide in the air. So.
I didn’t dare to distract myself from observing any chat groups.
After all, he has to be alive to use the golden fingers. If he falls directly to death, the golden fingers will probably not be useful.
But I'm not sure, maybe he fell and went through time as if being entangled by the mother next door.
If this is really the plot, where he takes the golden finger of the chat group, travels through time with hatred against the Tang Sect, and then becomes irreconcilable with Tang San, tsk, it's really a good plot.
This kind of beginning can not only completely abandon the so-called possibility of licking a certain person, but also raise the original disgust to the level of hatred, so that all subsequent pretense and face-slapping behaviors that may occur have a realistic basis, and they are all better than those who forcefully make things happen.
The plot idea of going up and getting slapped in the face is much better.
Of course, these things are just plot ideas that Xiao Yiren gave himself as the author in the past. He will not go to that damn place in Douluo Continent.
After all, why would he go to a prison that was guarded by the gods and belonged to soul beasts? Was it uncomfortable to go there?
With various expectations, Xiao Yiren looked at the chat group page that suddenly appeared in front of him, and eagerly clicked on the chat group (although he had no punches or palms).
The first thing you see is a bunch of greeting messages, the content of which is nothing more than welcoming new people into the group.
It contains a large number of emoticons, including Snape, Dumbledore, Captain America, SpongeBob SquarePants and many other emoticons.
"Good guy, looking at this situation, the people in the group must be a group of time-travelers. It seems that the traditional pretense and intelligence mongering methods will not work anymore..."
Eliminating this meaningless information, Xiao Yiren focused on the relatively important content of the welcome text, which was the sentence "Newcomers, please read the group announcement."
Xiao Yiren didn't pay much attention to this sentence at first.
Just kidding, who is Xiao Yiren? He is a senior calligrapher, a super hardcore reader, and a member of Guangdashu.
What kind of routines has he not seen before? Is it necessary to read the announcements of just chat groups?!
But when he opened the pile of "screen names" of the group members and then looked at his own nickname in the group, he suddenly fell silent. This familiar style of painting, the familiar smell...
In the end, he silently clicked on the group announcement and checked the information.
After reading the content in the group announcement and clicking on several key tips to watch them separately, Xiao Yiren couldn't help but sigh deeply, tapped his non-existent eyebrows with his tail, and let out a sigh of relief.
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"I see, reptiles also need to see the Anorectal Department..."