Super Theological Seminary: Start to cross the Heavenly Court of Merlot Chapter 514: Xiaopi just wants to have fun, and in terms of wisdom, he has to be our Queen Keisha!
Chapter 514: Xiaopi just wants to have fun, and in terms of wisdom, he has to be our Queen Keisha!
In the end, just as Ah Zhui had expected, not only was the settlement not settled, but on the contrary, there was a new big red bump on top of his head, and it was symmetrical!
This made Ah Chai angry.
Just one sentence that came out of my mouth.
"Ximen Lang, you bastard!!!"
Seeing that Ah Zhui was so angry with her, even the venomous words she was most proud of in the past were omitted, and turned directly into more aggressive personal attacks.
Seeing this, Ximen Lang was also a little embarrassed.
The main reason was that the taste just now was so right, so I didn't notice this one, so I just gave it to her again.
In addition to the one just now, it was two times, especially when he was still under the name of Wu Ming.
If it's normal, that's fine. If we fight, we'll fight. It's just for everyone to exchange feelings.
But this time we haven't seen each other for such a long time, and now it's like this.
This is indeed somewhat unjustifiable.
So, having no choice but to see Ah Zhui's eyes completely red, Ximen Lang could only find a way to make amends.
"Isn't it just some Tiancheng government affairs? Do you think you don't care about it? If it doesn't work like this, can't I help you handle it? Why do you want to do this with me?"
But who would have thought that when Ah Zhui heard what Ximen Lang said, not only was he not grateful, but... he became even more contemptuous of Ximen Lang.
"Just you? You only know how to run a harem and also handle government affairs? How dare you tell me this?!"
"Wangting has been established for so long, have you ever dealt with it once? If it weren't for Sister Leng's support, would you still open a government office and build a mansion? You don't even know where to open the gate of Wangting. That's all, you still have the nerve to tell me to help me.
Handling government affairs! Bah!”
Good guy, this one hit Ximen Lang to the bear.
The most important thing is that everything she said was true!
Since the establishment of the Royal Court, and even the establishment of the Royal Court itself, all of this has been handled by Leng.
Ximenlang?
Ximen Lang has never even seen what kind of government affairs the royal court handles on a daily basis.
this……
This made Ximen Lang even more embarrassed.
Especially Ah Chai, who wasn't done yet. If he caught a black spot in himself, he would go to hell and never stop.
Even her own dreams and the harem king were criticized by her.
Can Ximen Lang bear it?
Of course Ximenlang can't bear it!
Everything else is negotiable, except for the harem king, which is non-negotiable!
Especially now that Leng and the others are not around, this is even more non-negotiable!
No criticism!
Without saying a word, Ximen Lang, who couldn't bear it anymore, immediately stretched out his two big hands, grabbed Ah Zhui's bulging face, and pulled hard.
Sure enough, Ah Zhui's delicate little face was immediately distorted by Ximen Lang.
However, even so, Ah Zhui still refused to stop.
Even though the quarrel was distorted by Ximen Lang, she still used her unclear words to criticize righteously.
"You are the only one who can show off your power to us! Just wait for me, and I will report to Sister Leng that you bullied me today! Let her make the decision for me and see how she deals with you!"
Seeing that Ah Zhui had moved Leng out, and based on Ximen Lang's understanding of Leng and her temper, if she found out about this matter today, she might not know how to deal with herself.
Helpless, Ximen Lang could only suppress the anger of thunder and be good at negotiation.
"What are you doing? What a big deal. As for snitching on Leng? What's the relationship between the two of us? It's just a little joke, can it be taken seriously?"
He touched Ah Zhui's little head, and under Ah Zhui's disgusted eyes, straightened out Ah Zhui's chicken coops one by one.
Ximenlang even specially used gentle energy to bake her with oil, so that the familiar luster shines again, even better.
After doing all this, Ximen Lang continued.
"You misunderstood me. What I said about helping you handle these government affairs is not that I handle it, but that you find someone to handle it for you."
Seeing that Ah Zhui was really moved, Ximen Lang pointed at the chaotic government affairs and continued.
"Moreover, I can also guarantee that the people who handle these government affairs are definitely qualified. Whether it is experience or skills, they are definitely better than Yan. What do you think?"
Who is this person Ximen Lang is talking about? Everyone must have a common answer.
That's right, it's the experienced, seasoned, and currently unemployed Queen Keisha!
As for studying with Pipixi...
Please, take a look at the virtues of Queen Kesha and help Pipixi. Pipixi even thinks she is being arrogant.
You're so clumsy, and you're doing so much research!
She clearly promised to study hard on the fifth-generation divine body technology after she goes offline. But look at how long it has been since she boasted about this awesomeness?
They didn't even come up with the idea of upgrading the fifth-generation divine body.
Doing research? You are not that material at all.
Therefore, instead of letting her be lazy in the name of research, it is better to find something for her to do.
It just so happens that she is professional and suitable for handling Tiancheng's government affairs.
As for leaving these government affairs to Leng Heyan, Ximen Lang has never considered it at all.
There is no other reason than that dealing with these government affairs is too boring.
It's too late for my daughter-in-law to feel distressed, so how could I bother them with these things?
Therefore, Ximen Lang made the decision directly.
"It's her!"
Queen Kesa’s current identity, due to various reasons, she cannot be open and honest with Ah Zhui for the time being.
But it doesn't matter. Although Queen Kesha can't tell Ah Zhuiming for the time being, isn't there still a Pipi Xi?
Using her as a shield will naturally have the same effect.
So after using Pipixi to temporarily stabilize Ah Chai, Ximen Lang didn't stop for a moment. He immediately rolled up the files that almost piled up like a hill, and left here in the blink of an eye.
When he appeared again, he was already outside the gate of Pipixi Palace.
As soon as the door of the palace was pushed open, sure enough, just as Ximen Lang expected, Queen Kesha had already been blasted out of the laboratory by Pipi Xi.
Now he is devouring cattle and destroying Pipixi's collection, while constantly complaining to Pipixi.
"Why call me a fool! I've always been known for my wits, okay? Even the order of justice was established by me, and you dare to call me a fool! I'm really... so angry!"
It can be seen that Queen Kesha is really angry with Pipi Xi.
She was even too angry that even Ximen Lang had touched her side without her noticing.
Until Ximen Lang agreed.
"That's right, Xiaopi just wants to have fun, and speaking of wisdom, this must be our Queen Keisha who is unique in the world for her wisdom!"
Queen Kesha was shocked.
Turning around, I saw that it was indeed the bastard Ximen Lang, Queen Kesha...
"snort!"
Then, as soon as she turned around, Queen Kesha continued to harm Pipixi's collection.
Queen Keisha didn't even respond to Ximen Lang's compliments.
Ximen Lang is so embarrassed.
But there was nothing he could do. Who could make him ask for her now? Even though he was unwilling in his heart, Ximen Lang could only keep up his efforts.
"Don't be so cold. What I just said really came from the bottom of my heart. I really think you are much smarter than Pipixi."
Seeing that Ximen Lang came over again with a sincere face, he even poured himself a cup of tea thoughtfully.
This is rare.
Therefore, although she was very dissatisfied with Ximen Lang's embarrassing incident, Queen Kesha still gave Ximen Lang a chance.
"Tell me something!"
Naturally, Ximen Lang can't get straight to the point right away, so he has to be polite no matter what.
"Look what you said, I can't come to you if nothing happens?"
However, Queen Kesha did not want to talk nonsense with Ximen Lang. Seeing that Ximen Lang was still talking nonsense, Queen Kesha said bluntly.
"It's okay, Queen Kesha, it's okay Kesha, I've long seen through your scum, you're a scumbag who puts people forward and doesn't need people to stay behind. If you don't ask me for something, can you call me Queen Kesha?"
"Not to mention that today I even show off such flattery that I am full of cleverness and unparalleled in the world. So, I would like to advise you, while I am in a good mood now, tell me if you have anything to say as soon as possible, otherwise..."
Queen Keisha pointed directly to the door, and her meaning was self-evident.
Seeing that Queen Kesha had spoken to such an extent, Ximen Lang would naturally not hide it.
He immediately took out the pile of files and flattered Queen Kesa.
Even most of the files here were put into the archives by herself. How could it not look familiar to her?
Queen Keisha didn't quite understand Ximenlang's purpose of taking these things.
If you don’t understand, just ask, Queen Kesa asked directly.
"What are you doing with these angel mission records? They are from many years ago. They are already out of date."
Ximen Lang was immediately stunned by what he said.
Subconsciously, I opened a file and found that it indeed listed a mission information, and it was not Tiancheng government affairs as Ximen Lang thought.
After opening several more files, he found that they were all information about Tiancheng's past missions. Now, Ximen Lang was really confused.
"Why are they all like this? Where are the government affairs in Tiancheng that we agreed on?"
Queen Kesha is such a thief. After hearing Ximen Lang’s words, Queen Kesha almost understood everything.
He immediately spoke sarcastically.
"You old man, how old are you? The earth has implemented paperless offices. How can you still use these things in the heavenly city?"
"Then these..."
After hearing Ximen Lang's words, Queen Kesha shrugged.
"Just having fun when you are bored. Although angels have already entered the age of super gods. But what do you mean by that? Life must have a sense of ritual."
"Anyway, it's not a big deal to do these, so I just did some casually. It can also serve as a lesson for future little angels, so why not do it?"
Glancing at the somewhat discouraged Ximen Lang again, Queen Kesha said doubtfully.
"So you went around in such a big circle just to ask me to help Yan... Oh, no, Yan went to Fraser, and now the person in charge of the government in Tiancheng is the newly appointed Ah Zhui."
Speaking of this, Queen Kesha changed her face again and said with great interest.
"Why did you offend that girl?"
Seeing Queen Kesha asking, Ximen Lang sighed.
"Isn't it a problem with my weak hands?"
With that said, Ximen Lang told Queen Kesha what happened just now.
After saying that, Ximen Lang sighed.
"Originally, I wanted to see how she was doing, and to keep in touch after not seeing her for such a long time. But accidentally, I hit her twice on the head, which made Ah Zhui very angry."
"At that time, I was going to report Leng! As soon as I was anxious, wouldn't it be..."
"Then it reminded me of me!"
Queen Keisha was also speechless about this guy. Sure enough, he couldn't think of good things for himself, and he would miss this kind of thing very quickly!
"You accidentally hit her twice on the head. You were too careless! She deserves to report you!"
But no, if you can’t beat me again and again, and if you scold me and get scolded, you’ll get even worse. Doesn’t this mean that the only way to go is to report someone?
Being scolded by Queen Kesha, Ximen Lang was a little embarrassed and quickly explained.
"Then I saw that she was being tortured so hard that I wanted to help her. I also have good intentions..."
"Good intentions? How dare you say that you have good intentions?! As a left-winger, this is her duty! You actually told me that you have good intentions?!"
Seeing that Queen Kesha didn't agree with it at all, Ximen Lang said bravely.
"It's really a good intention..."
Seeing that Queen Kesha was about to open her mouth again, Ximen Lang had no choice but to tell the truth.
"That's right. Lian Yan is just a wage earner, and she, as a left-wing guard, is just a slut. When Ainecid comes to power, she still doesn't know where she will be kicked. Instead of scrapping this matter, it would be better...
"
Good guy, Queen Kesha was very dissatisfied with Ximen Lang just now. As soon as she said this, Queen Kesha became angry at that time.
One of them couldn't hold it back and hit Ximen Lang's head directly, and then blurted out.
"What a fart! Can you understand my thoughts? You stupid pig! Pigs are smarter than you!"
It was like lecturing a grandson. Not only did he scold him, he even moved his hands. This made Ximen Lang angry.
He immediately rolled up his arms and sleeves and started to have a good talk with Queen Keisha.
Seeing that Ximen Lang is such a tough guy, he is about to start a fight with him. The lessons he learned from last night's Shang Pi Pixi are still fresh in his mind.
Seeing this, Queen Kesha quickly comforted her.
"Okay, okay, I went too far, I spoke too harshly. But your IQ... OK, I won't talk about it anymore, I won't talk about it anymore!"
Seeing that Ximen Lang's anger was aroused again, Queen Kesha had no choice but to step aside.
"In this case, it is definitely not possible to handle government affairs for her. I am offline. How can a dead person handle the affairs of a living person?"
"But..."
Having said this, Queen Kesha paused for a moment, and then continued?
"But there's nothing wrong with helping her check things out and clearing up her doubts. So, didn't you tell her that it was Xiaopi who was helping?"
"I will open Xiaopi's account right now and tell her about this matter in Xiaopi's name. Also, how about I promise to tell her everything she knows?"
Seeing that Queen Kesha finally brought out some dry goods, Ximen Lang was satisfied.
One sentence.
"That's pretty much it."
The turmoil caused by Tiancheng's government affairs has finally come to an end.
At this moment, Pipixi, who had been busy in the laboratory all day and night, finally came out.
Seeing Ximen Lang here, Pipixi's eyes lit up and she said.
"Hurry, do you still have those toothpicks that specialize in souls? Hurry up and give me another one worth 1.8 million, I will be of great use!"