Chapter 600: You consummate the house, I will supervise!
The bastard's shell that he had been holding on to for more than a month finally showed a crack.
Pipixi, who hated sitting around the most in her life and had long been impatient, excitedly pulled Queen Kesha's arm aside and cried with joy.
"Man! Have you seen it? Your man, that bastard Ximenlang! He has finally had enough of staying in this bastard's shell! He is finally coming out!"
Hearing Pipixi's words, Queen Kesha gave Pipixi a death stare with her backhand.
To be honest, this means that she is not in her own place. In addition, Sivir, an "outsider", is watching from the side, so Queen Kesa needs to maintain her own personality.
Otherwise, just based on Pipixi's unobtrusive words about your man, Queen Kesha would have been stunned!
If you don't beat the shit out of Pippi Xi, Queen Kesha will be considered sorry for her!
But there is no way, why are they not in their own land now? There is Sivir, an "outsider" watching from the side.
As Queen Kesha, the girl from Ximen Langtong's house, it's not easy for her to make excuses.
Helpless, Queen Kesha had no choice but to take advantage of Pipixi and Lala, who were so intimate that they held her wrist, and said with extreme dissatisfaction.
"hand!!!"
Pipi Xi was so frightened!
Carefully glancing at Queen Kesha with a look that was almost sparking, Pipixi finally understood what she was talking about when she was so complacent just now!
Although what I said is true... there is nothing wrong with it, but who is Queen Keisha?
The famous tsundere in the known universe! A dead duck on par with Morgana!
Talking about the Second World War...this Queen Kesha is definitely incomparable with the coolness of the Second World War back then.
But when it comes to being tough-tongued and arrogant...even if Leng and Morgana are put together, in front of Queen Kesa, that's not the same thing!
Talking about this in front of her eyes?
Especially in front of her man, Ximen Lang, who is about to leave seclusion!
This was thanks to Sivir, Queen Kesa's love rival, standing guard on the side, making it difficult for Queen Kesa to take action.
otherwise……
Thinking of offending almost all the misfortune of the originator of tsundere, I would definitely be in a miserable situation.
Turning her head, Pipixi decisively cast a grateful look at Sivir on the side.
Sivir, who was watching directly, was confused.
Then, ignoring Sivir's doubts, Pipixi hurriedly explained to Queen Kesha who was standing aside.
"Man... Bah! Kesha, listen to my explanation!"
As for Queen Kesha, of course she is not willing to listen, or is too lazy to listen to Pipixi's nonsense!
Pulling it back and forth is nothing more than that.
Furthermore, Pipixi is full of bad ideas. What if she really gets her confused and falls into a trap?
If she really screws her up, how can I use this as an excuse to dig into her old scores and give her a hard time in the future?!
Therefore, she ignored Pipi Xi's issue at all, and Queen Kesha directly left a sentence without any doubt.
"Shut up!"
Just throw Pipixi into a trap.
Then, regardless of Pipixi's resentful gaze, Queen Kesha and Sivir beside her focused all their attention on Ximen Lang, who had been upgraded and was about to break out of his shell.
So, we waited for a while.
Except for the initial click, there was no other sound coming from the bastard shell, and it was completely silent.
Even Ximen Lang's aura has completely disappeared!
It's like...dead!
Queen Keisha, who felt bad, looked at Sivir at the side.
Sure enough, they both saw the same bad thoughts in each other's eyes.
One sentence.
“Is there really something going wrong?!”*2
Thinking of this, Queen Kesha, who felt bad, had the same idea as Sivir, and decisively pushed aside Pipixi, who was still resentful.
Taking three steps and two steps at a time, he squeezed in front of the crack in the tortoise's shell, and scratched the crack to explore Ximen Lang's situation.
But who would have thought that the two of them had just walked up to Bastard Kezi and had not had time to make a move.
Suddenly, a pair of powerful arms stretched out directly from the bastard's shell.
With one hand in each hand, they grabbed their necks and dragged Queen Kesa and Sivir directly into the bastard's shell.
Then, two annoying personal sounds...
"Yeah!"*2
Ximen Lang, who was enjoying the blessings of his family, had not had time to reflect on the beauty just now.
An extremely angry Hedong lion roar came out.
"Ximen Lang!!! You bastard!!! Go to hell!!!"
Then, Ximenlang and the tortoise shell that had protected him for more than a month were smashed away by Queen Kesha.
In this short time, the plot took off in a direction not suitable for children, like a wild horse running wild.
Instigated by the soul seeking death, Pipi Xi ran all the way and hurriedly ran to Queen Kesha's side.
I took out the camera I didn't know where I had come from, and faced Queen Kesha, who was looking shy and angry, wiping the red marks on her cheeks. I pressed the shutter button and took a lot of pictures.
Now, Pipixi really pissed off Queen Keisha completely.
Seeing that this guy Pipixi really dared to commit suicide, she even said something regrettable...
“It’s a pity that the most important part was not photographed~”
Even Ximen Lang and Queen Kesha, the initiators of all this, couldn't care less.
Facing the unpretentious Pipi Xi, Queen Kesha pounced directly on her.
While chasing and beating Pipixi, Queen Kesha, who was completely overwhelmed by anger, gritted her teeth and said.
"Give me the damn camera!!!"
Of course, Pipi Xi was not convinced by this.
"Why?! I managed to capture such interesting material. Why should I give it to you just by saying a word?! No!"
Therefore, the two of them, who refused to accept the other, got into a fight at that time, and the fight was fierce.
But after all, Queen Kesha is a professional fighting god.
His lifelong combat experience is simply not comparable to that of Pi Pixi, a technology god who stays at the rear and spends time in the laboratory all year round.
At the same time, he faced Queen Keisha, an old opponent who had been bullied by her for many years and had never received much benefit from her.
Under the influence of a large number of psychological shadows, Pipixi's momentum was already weaker than others before the fight even started.
Therefore, not long after they were evenly matched, Pipixi, who was riddled with various debuffs, fell directly at a disadvantage.
In a short time, I was hit by Queen Kesa several times.
My butt is almost swollen from Queen Keisha!
Seeing Queen Kesha coming for real, Pipixi, who was getting more and more frightened, said with a stern expression.
"You're such a bastard!"
Seeing that Queen Kesha had no intention of stopping at all, Pipixi couldn't bear the beating from Queen Kesha. She could only turn her attention to Ximen Lang, who had just been lifted up by Sivir and was still a little confused.
on the body.
One sentence.
"To untie the bell, you must tie the bell. Since you have committed the evil, you must be caught!"
With a flash of silver light, Pi Pixi was right behind Ximen Lang.
Shaking the shoulders of Ximenlang, who was still a little dazed, Pipixi...
"My eldest nephew... Bah! Ximen Lang, that man is crazy! Hurry up! Try to control her!"
After hearing what Pipixi said, Ximenlang said in confusion after having stayed in the bastard's shell for so long that his mind was a little unclear.
"Male? Isn't that my wife?"
Hearing Ximen Lang's words, Pi Pixi, whose eyes widened in shock, was first shocked. Then, she nodded ecstatically in her heart.
"Yes! Your wife is a man's wife, and a man's wife is your wife! Your wife is crazy! Please cheer up her husband quickly and suppress her arrogance!"
Good guy, this chorus almost made Queen Keisha who was chasing after her furious!
Even now, Ximen Lang is still talking nonsense!
Queen Keisha said angrily.
"Ximen Lang! You bastard! Who is your wife?! You must die!!!"
Queen Kesha, who was so angry that she didn't care about anything, clenched her fists and punched Ximen Lang's unobtrusive mouth.
But it was only then that a fist as big as a sandbag hit his face, and Ximen Lang slowly came out of the confused state just now.
Seeing that he had just woken up, Queen Kesha's fist had already hit him.
And with such gnashing of teeth, she really wanted to skin herself alive!
Recalling just now, in confusion, I mistook Sivir and Queen Kesha for Leng Kazuhiko and the others, dragging them into the bastard's shell and doing whatever they want...
And the words "wife" that I blurted out just now after being tricked by Pipixi...
Ximen Lang said with indescribable sadness and anger.
"It's my uncle! I'm afraid that I won't die!"
But he didn't dare to hide. After all, he did whatever he wanted, so it must be more than just that.
Therefore, Ximen Lang, who had no choice but to accept his fate, could only close his eyes with inexplicable grief and anger, and waited with despair for the trial of Queen Kesha!
Let her vent for a while. Anyway, she has a guy like Pipi Xi behind her as her butt, so she can't hurt herself.
And let this guy Pipixi...
With this thought in mind, Ximenlang directly grabbed Pipixi's wrist with his backhand as he saw that the situation was not good and wanted to run away.
He took the punch with his face and withstood a hateful blow from Queen Keisha.
After a violent impact, as expected, after being upgraded for seven generations, he did not suffer any special damage.
On the contrary, behind him, Pipi Xi, whom he treated as a meat pad, was thrown to pieces.
In addition, his own body hit her hard, causing a secondary impact on her.
My eyes rolled out of my head and I almost foamed at the mouth.
While letting Queen Kesha calm down, she can also teach Pipixi more lessons.
It’s a bloody profit!
Thinking of this, Ximen Lang, who had made money once and wanted to make more, decisively said to Queen Keisha who was still angry at the side.
"Have you calmed down yet? If you haven't calmed down yet, then continue. I'll explain it later."
To this, Queen Kesa's answer is, of course...no more!
To be honest, if Ximen Lang had not asked, Queen Kesa would still have a slight chance of stopping because of Sivir, an "outsider".
Now...you are provocative!
Queen Kesha, whose anger was stirred up by Ximen Lang again, would be really evil if she could stop!
Then, there was another series of familiar crashing sounds.
Ximenlang looked back and saw that, after rolling his eyes crazily just now, Pipixi had started to foam at the mouth.
I asked Pipixi grudgingly.
"Are you feeling good?! Is it good enough?!"
Sure enough, Pi Pixi looked at her in disbelief, as if looking at a devil.
Then, before Pipi Xi could spit out her foam, Ximen Lang once again turned his attention to Queen Kesha, whose chest was still heaving violently.
Seeing the devil Ximen Lang, he even wanted to perform a hat trick!
Pipi Xi, who knew that with her small body, would never be able to withstand the third impact, decisively rushed to Ximenlang before he could speak, and asked for help from Sivir, who was looking at the three of them thoughtfully.
"Why are you still standing there? You woman doesn't know the rules, why don't you criticize her quickly!"
After hearing Pipi Xi's words, Sivir pondered for a while.
Turning her head, she saw that not only Ximen Lang and Pipi Xi were looking at her, but even the angry Queen Kesha stopped.
Sivir shrugged.
"Why are you standing there in a daze? Go on, don't give me face, just fight and leave a breath."
Seeing Sivir, who had been protecting Ximen Lang in every possible way before, his attitude towards Ximen Lang suddenly turned 180 degrees.
Just fight as long as you take a breath...
Let’s not talk about Ximen Lang and Queen Kesha, but Pipixi really couldn’t bear it.
Pointing to Sivir's nose, Pipi Xi started directly.
"Why are you so vicious?!"
He also felt that there was really no sense in saying this, and Pipixi was very good at tempting him.
"Aren't you most concerned about the fact that a man's mother-in-law has no sense of dignity and relies on Ximen Lang's pampering to get her nose in the face? Now, her tail is about to reach the sky, and you don't care?!"
"You don't want to fight for the right to speak in the harem?"
Hearing Pipi Xi's words, Sivir took a look at everyone's reactions, and saw that Ximen Lang was being stared at by him and he didn't dare to look directly at him.
Pouting his lips, Sivir stepped forward and lifted Ximen Lang's chin, forcing him to look at him.
"Tell me, how many things are you hiding from me?!"
Then pointing at Pipi Xi behind Queen Kesha and Ximen Lang, Sivir continued to question.
"And these two little girls who are no more than 30,000 years old, what is their relationship with you?!"
Seeing Sivir's strong questioning, which made it clear that he had discovered something, Ximen Lang dodged his eyes and said.
"No, I really didn't lie to you, they really..."
"You lied to me!"
Seeing that Ximen Lang was still here refusing to acknowledge him, Sivir immediately took action and subdued Queen Kesa.
Then he slipped out from behind Ximenlang, Pipixi, who had been peeing and never stopped.
Under Ximen Lang's shocked eyes, Sivir directly dragged the three of them into his boudoir.
He pointed at his big, soft bed that could accommodate ten people without any problems.
Sivir's eyes were full of meaning.
"Aren't these two your first-in-law girls? Okay! Right now, in front of me, you can consummate the marriage for me now, and I will supervise it!"