In the western suburbs of Yanling City, the green-scaled eagle looked at Mu Qingtian who was treating its wounds. He was angry but also a little moved, and his eyes were full of struggle and confusion.
"I've been hit by an arrow, can I just say a harsh word and be done with it?"
In the end, the idiot couldn't hold it in any longer.
"Xiao Bi, you are still too young!" the big black dog said in an old-fashioned way.
The little one nodded in agreement.
"Wonima, what do you mean?"
The green-scaled eagle is like an idiot, unable to understand these evil-hearted guys at all.
"It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge. A villain takes revenge from morning to night. I'm neither a gentleman nor a villain. I never take revenge overnight, unless I have other plans or I can't defeat you!"
Mu Qingtian peeled off the runes from the body of the green-scaled eagle, looking confident and confident.
"That's right. Tell me, how to do it?"
The green-scaled eagle suddenly became excited.
It has traversed the 800-mile mountain for decades, and its only job is to bully others. How has it ever suffered such a big loss?
"That dog officer, it would be too easy to kill him. We must teach him a lesson he will never forget!" Mu Qingtian gritted his teeth.
"Watch your words!"
The big black dog glared at Mu Qingtian fiercely, and his fur would explode whenever anyone mentioned the dog.
Mu Qingtian was too lazy to bother with it. He rolled his eyes and already had an idea.
"This should be enough for him to drink a pot!"
Mu Qingtian took out the bullshit elixir refined in Butterfly Valley and laughed evilly.
"I think this is not enough. Add the pink one and the heat will be almost there!"
The big black dog glanced at the elixir in Mu Qingtian's hand and said pointedly.
"Maoxian, that elixir is a good thing. I guess he is eager for me to give it to him!"
Mu Qingtian immediately shook his head.
"Muhei, in some respects, you are still a younger brother. The quality of the elixir depends on how it is used!"
The big black dog looked disdainful, then looked at the little one and asked: "Little mouse, did we encounter a group of bonobos on the way here?"
"Yes, for a group of guys with low intelligence, the third level is the peak!"
The little one lacks interest and doesn't know what the big black dog wants to do.
"Give me a few of those pills, and then I'll catch some male bonobos. You and the little mouse will tie up the one who killed Thousand Knife. Is that okay?" the big black dog asked enigmatically.
Mu Qingtian was stunned for a moment, and then his pupils shrank sharply.
"Go, damn dog, you damn pervert, you're so disgusting!"
Mu Qingtian suddenly got goosebumps when he thought about what the big black dog was going to do.
"Don't you have some special hobbies because of what happened last time?" Mu Qingtian looked at it with suspicion.
"Get lost!"
The big black dog grabbed the elixir from Mu Qingtian's hand and rushed out.
"What are you talking about in such a fussy way?"
Not to mention the green-scaled eagle, even the little one was a little confused.
"Stop asking so many questions, Xiaobi, stay well, and little boy, come with me, there will be an eye-catching show later!"
After Mu Qingtian finished speaking, he took the little one and rushed towards the west gate of Yanling City.
"Little one, can you sneak into the city gate tower silently?"
Arriving near the city gate tower, Mu Qingtian looked at the little one.
"The city guard is at the early stage of the True Yuan Realm at most, so he shouldn't be able to find me, no problem!" Xiao Budian said, patting his chest.
Now it is in the middle of the fifth level, and with its small size, it is really difficult for those who want to discover it.
"Then you go up and throw these pills into the wine while they are not paying attention. Can you do it?"
Mu Qingtian gave a handful of pills to the little one.
Mu Qingtian discovered when he was outside the city gate during the day that the city guard was a drunkard. Even when he was talking to him, he had a wine jar in his hand.
"Boss, what kind of medicine is this?"
The little one is a little curious.
"This is called bullshit pill. No matter who eats it, they will be covered in bullshit and stink to the sky. I also added some Shixiang Ruanjin Powder in it, hehe!"
When the big black dog tried the medicine on himself, the effect was indeed incredible, so naming it after bullshit is more appropriate.
"Okay!"
After the little one finished speaking, he disappeared in a flash.
Mu Qingtian was not idle either. He approached the city wall from the other side, then drove a few prepared flags into the ground and began to sit cross-legged on the ground to activate the field.
Although outsiders couldn't see anything, there were dozens of rune vines wandering underground, and they quickly climbed to the top of the city gate tower.
"Boss, it's done!"
The little one came back not long after he went up. The city guard was probably too drunk and had no vigilance at all, so the little one succeeded easily.
"Well, wait and see what happens!"
Mu Qingtian sat cross-legged on the ground quietly.
On the upper floor of the city gate, a guard came back from the city, holding several roast chickens and a leg of lamb.
"Head, here are the snacks and drinks!" the guard shouted.
"You're too slow, kid. Come on, start walking!"
The city guard had long been addicted to alcohol. He grabbed the roast chicken and started eating and drinking. Of course, his lackeys were not polite and started eating and drinking too.
Phew! Phew! Phew!
Not long after, a series of fart sounds came from the city gate tower, and then the place smelled like a thousand-year-old latrine.
The most despairing thing is that the guards were so weak that they couldn't even leave and were fainted by their own stinky farts.
The city guard was in the True Yuan realm, and he immediately wanted to force out the wine he had drunk, but it was too late. He could only barely stand and could not use the True Yuan at all.
"Succeeded!"
Mu Qingtian immediately activated the formation flag, and dozens of rune vines rushed out, tied up the city guard and his henchmen, and roughly dragged them down from the city gate tower.
The city guard was the leader, but today it was the gang of minions who fired the cold arrows, and Mu Qingtian didn't want to let them go.
"It turns out to be you!"
The city guard was also very powerful. He was able to stay awake even after being dragged down from the city gate tower.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
However, what faced him was a blast from the little boy.
"It stinks!"
The little boy threw the stick aside and covered his nose in disgust.
In this way, the dignified city guard at the west gate of Yanling City and his subordinates were kidnapped without a trace.
When Mu Qingtian and the others came back with the little boy, everything was ready at Big Black Dog's side.
"What does this mean?"
At the edge of a huge pothole, the green-scaled eagle looked at the chimpanzees roaring inside with some confusion.
"Xiao Bi, stop asking so many questions and just watch the dead dog show!"
Mu Qingtian took the little one aside and couldn't bear to watch anymore.
"Ahem, first step, tengu pee!"
The big black dog didn't know how much water he drank, and when he peed, he woke up eight people.
"What's going on? Where is this?"
The city guard and the guards looked around without knowing why. When they saw the faces of Mu Qingtian and the others clearly, they couldn't help but feel shocked.
"You little beast, you dare to attack the city guard Zhuque. You are very courageous. Aren't you afraid of being punished by the nine tribes?"
At this time, the city guard was still acting like an official and showed no repentance at all.
"Dead dog, kill me!"
Mu Qingtian looked at the abominable look on the city guard's face and the big hole in the green-scaled eagle's chest, and his anger suddenly surged up.
"Okay!"
The big black dog immediately crushed the pink pill that Mu Qingtian gave it and sprinkled it under the pit.
"roar!--"
Soon, the eyes of several bonobos in the pothole turned red and they became restless.
"What are you going to do?"
When the city guard saw the chimpanzees, who were well built, drooling constantly, and whose private parts were extremely eye-catching, he felt his calves trembling and could no longer remain calm.