On Weibo, a blogger named "Piano Makes Me Not Beautiful" posted a video with the following postscript: "I feel like I'm in love..."
The Internet is a mirror that is very different from reality. In this mirror, reality is reflected, but there are also many things that are not real. For example, someone whose nickname is "Qing Guo Qing Cheng", you must not think that she is really Qing Guo Qing Cheng.
, you must not even think that "she" is really her, it may also be him.
However, sometimes the reverse is also true. It is clearly her, but she appears as "him" on the Internet. She is obviously really pretty, but she may be given some unappealing names, such as, "Lonely Grass"
", or even simply "bearded" or something like that. Sometimes it actually has the avatar of a bearded man.
The piano makes me very unattractive, I would say very unattractive, but because I often perform commercially, and many videos of commercial performances are uploaded on Weibo, I have attracted a large number of fans just by virtue of my beauty, and these
A phrase that fans often post on her Weibo is "My piano is so beautiful!"
If a woman is good-looking and has a unique skill, such as playing the piano quite well, it is easy to gain some fans in this Internet age, such as this one, although she is not a very famous celebrity.
, many people have never heard of her at all, but her Weibo followers are more or less 200,000.
And most importantly, fans are very active.
For example, just post a casual post on Weibo like "I just came back from a commercial performance, I'm so tired!" and then there are no pictures or videos. Dozens of replies will appear within a few minutes, and they will definitely all be alive! And within an hour, there will be replies.
It can be over a hundred, and within twenty to four hours, the reply can range from a few hundred.
Of course, Weibo is also a highly time-sensitive information exchange tool. After 24 hours, there will hardly be many new replies.
"I feel like I'm in love..."
This is a new Weibo posted by this blogger at around 7pm, a time when many netizens are more active.
Then within two or three minutes, a large number of replies appeared under this Weibo post:
"sofa."
"I'm so happy to touch the goddess up close again."
"Good evening."
"Sister, did you go to perform as a performer again today? I feel so sad! When I grow up, I will marry you and I will support you!"
"My Qin is so beautiful! Hold her and kiss her forcefully!"
"I am a true fan. If Goddess Qin replies to me, I will chop a durian with my bare hands, crush a big stone on my forehead, knock bricks on my forehead, and catch the white blade with my bare hands to eat raw oranges with peels. Hand-copied Chinese Dictionary Idiom Dictionary English-Chinese Dictionary Tao Te Ching Three-Character Classic of Mountains and Seas Three Hundred Tang Poems
Six hundred Yuan Dynasty songs, nine hundred University Doctrine Analects, Mencius' atoms, neutrons, quantum sunflower seeds, don't ask me why, I'm just so confident! →_→ Like me and let her see it."
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Most of the first ones that appeared were the "Humanoid Auto-Reply Machine" series that didn't even read the Weibo content, and most of the time their replies were exactly the same. All the replies were snake oil and almost meaningless, but they did all
It's a living person!
Then further down, people who actually read the content before replying appeared:
"What did I see? Am I dazzled?"
"Heartache!"
"You are so happy, haven't you seen that your goddess is in love? The person is not you!"
"puff!"
"23333333"
"I've walked through the mountains, I've walked through the sea, I've walked across the earth, I've walked through the grasslands, I'm not tired, I'm passionate, I've come here to worship my goddess... But, who can tell me what's going on?
thing?"
"Let me tell you, your goddess has a boyfriend."
"But you are just a pilgrim."
"Bless them!"
It seems like a three-hit combo, but this is indeed not a reply from one person, but from three people.
"We used to have dreams, about goddesses, about love. Now we are gathered here, and all the replies are the sound of heartbreak when they come together."
"Even if I die and am nailed in the coffin, I will still shout in the tomb with a decaying voice: I, Qin, you must not fall in love with anyone else! Except for me, all other men are bastards!!
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This reply was liked many times in an instant, and under this reply, many small replies also appeared:
"You must have been kicked to death by some man passing by."
"Well done, I give you thumbs up!"
"He can still shout in a rotten voice. This is unscientific. Why is there no tape on his mouth?"
"I agree with the first half of the sentence."
"I agree with the second part."
"I agree with the first half, and I also agree with the second half."
"I will give you the death penalty! Kneel down!"
"The living have become silent, but the dead are still screaming."
"I suddenly want to drink."
"I want to drink too. Hey, is it Yaoyao Ling? Bring me thirty roasted chicken legs and a hundred mutton skewers..."
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This is the second batch. In fact, I still haven't watched the video. Compared with the first batch of "humanoid automatic reply machines", they are slightly better, but at best they are semi-automatic reply machines? - People who clicked on the video are still
Too late to reply.
The content of this new Weibo was a bit explosive, and therefore, the replies below also exploded. It was not until more than a hundred posts later that the first real reply with content appeared:
"Everyone the Great God comes in contact with is indeed a Great God, worship him!"
After that, this type of replies quickly increased, mixed in with the above type of replies.
"At the tenth level of Guzheng, I feel the deep malice from this world."
"Level 10 on the guzheng means that I seem to be in love, and I am a true male god! I beg the blogger for specific information about my male god."
"I'm a level 10 piano player. After watching the video, I said I was suddenly tired and didn't feel like sleeping anymore. I wanted to change my profession and learn to work as an excavator."
"I am a tenth-level piano student and will graduate in two years. Is it still too late to transfer to guzheng?"
"I would like to ask weakly, are there any people here who have passed Level 9 Guzheng and Piano Level 9? People who have just passed Level 9 Piano said they are afraid to speak. Let me ask you again, what is the level of the person in the video?"
"The fifth-level piano player said, am I really the legendary person who "plays the instrument just to make up for it" and gets mixed up in the music team?"
"From now on I dare not tell people that I study music."
"The tenth level of guzheng means that you can't tell what level this person is. Level 20? Level 30? Level 50? Why can someone get a thousand points on a test paper with a perfect score of 100 points? This is unreasonable! I dare to assert that,
This guy is definitely cheating!"
"I haven't heard this one before. Is it a new song?"
"It's hard to say whether he's cheating or not, but it's debatable whether this person is from Earth. Maybe he traveled to Earth from the Music League?"
"Doubt reality."
Then this post was quickly liked, and a stream of small replies also appeared underneath.
"Doubtful reality +1"
"Doubtful reality +2"
"Doubt reality +10086"
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