"My brother-in-law came to my house to play. He was in low spirits and wanted to jump off the building. He said that he had originally hoped to go to Peking University, but in the end he could only go to Nanjing University. I comforted him: 'Jump, jump, one jump will solve all your worries. If you jump, everything will be fine.
No more...' He actually stopped jumping. This guy goes back on his word and doesn't keep his word."
"I think back then, I was also a person who had walked across the single-plank bridge. Not only did I take part in the college entrance examination, but I also took part in competitions. Everyone, tell me, which exams have you taken?"
A small celebrity on Weibo, who is neither famous nor very famous, posted two messages on Weibo.
There was a lot of discussion below.
"Back then, I almost missed Beiqing."
"Nantang University is not bad. I have an Nantah alumnus who won a national award this year. He is destined to leave his name in the 21st century of mankind. Facts have proved that Nantah University is not bad either."
"What's wrong with people nowadays? They jump off buildings all the time. Don't you have any traditions anymore? We all jumped into rivers back then!"
"I have also taken competition exams. One time, for some reason, the test paper was missing one page. Fortunately, it was a competition, and there were only a few questions, so I took a piece of paper and copied it by hand."
"I competed with my classmates. When I returned to school, my teacher and former classmate asked me how I was doing in the exam. Can I enter the semi-finals? I said, yes... right? I felt that I did pretty well in the exam. When the results came out, all three of our class were wiped out.
The three of us were embarrassed and invited Lao Ban to have a drink, but he ordered a plate of pork head meat. This incident was listed as one of the things that the three of us will never forget in this life."
My previous speeches were all normal and didn't spark any sparks.
Normally, this blogger's Weibo usually gathers about a hundred comments.
Until a comment broke in:
"It was a long time ago that I took the college entrance examination, the postgraduate entrance examination, and the civil service examination. Now that I am middle-aged, I actually took the examination again recently. The location was at the township government in our township!"
Under this article, someone commented, and they quickly followed each other:
"Congratulations, floor leader, for being promoted from township chief to senior township party official?"
"Come on, Erguotou, let's do it! Floor leader, which township are you in? I'll go to your place to do things from now on, so I can give you some convenience!"
"Aren't they all recommended by the masses, recommended by colleagues, recommended by superiors, and also recommended by exams?"
"Level Master, you're out here to show off. Tell me, what kind of exam are you taking?"
After half a day, the floor leader came out after calling ten or twenty times. He still pressed his cell phone and half-appeared: "Dandelion, have you heard of it?"
Dandelion, a very common word, a very common plant.
But this summer, "dandelions" were like meteorites flying from the sky, passing through the long space, passing through the atmosphere, appearing above the earth, and then crashing to the ground.
One.
Two.
three
Ten pieces, one hundred pieces, one thousand pieces, ten thousand pieces...
"Have you ever heard of dandelions?"
"Have you ever taken dandelion cold medicine?"
"Are you a teacher? The value of the teacher qualification certificate has increased again. Please see Dandelion for details."
"Are you still happy and worried about being able to breathe fresh exhaust haze every day? You might as well try Dandelion Granules, it's very cheap, very cheap, a box only costs 998!"
"Severe cold, fever, 48 degrees Celsius, and still able to go to work normally. Don't be surprised by my magic, you can do it too!"
"My dad had an exam today, and someone actually sent the test paper home for him to take the exam!"
"Have you all passed? Passed! Passed! Passed! It's a bit embarrassing. I changed my computer to live. Ten thousand yuan was credited to the account, which was great. Although there was no interest, it was a pity that it still had to be paid back. Ten thousand yuan also had to be divided
Ten months old. That’s pretty good! Don’t stop me, I’ll sing praises to dandelions too! You’re stupid and you have a lot of money, so come quickly!”
About dandelion, about cold medicine, about assessment, about dandelion fund...
A single spark can start a prairie fire.
There were no great big V advertisements, nor were there any hot spots such as celebrities. In the beginning, there were only sporadic things about dandelion.
But soon, countless stars began to appear.
All are tap water.
They were all set on fire by individuals.
However, just like this, the water began to gather and the fire began to surge until the sky was covered with those three words.
Dandelion!
Weibo hot search, hot search fifty, hot search thirty, hot search top ten, hot search top five, top three, second, first!
When "Dandelion" ranked first among Weibo's hot searches for a week in a row, Weibo officially opened a dandelion section. All the discussions were directed here, and its popularity suddenly exploded.
The number of daily active users quickly rose from one hundred thousand to one million, and then to tens of millions even faster!
It's not the popularity of some live broadcast websites, but the actual number of participants, tens of millions of people! This can no longer be described as terrifying, I can only say, how terrifying!
Weibo officials are cautiously adding bandwidth, adding routes, adding servers, adding manpower, adding a large number of editors and monitoring personnel, and proactively and proactively contacting the country's control units. They are ecstatic about this achievement.
At the same time, everyone was sweating, for fear that something might happen accidentally.
Tens of millions of people!
If there is any trouble, it will be caused by tens of millions of people!
This was just the beginning. Soon, a gathering of this size formed a black hole, which began to swallow up everything around it without restraint.
Ten million people.
Twenty million, thirty million, forty million...
Not only domestic, but also many people from abroad come in, so that on Weibo, English, Japanese, French... all kinds of languages are popping up, not to mention traditional Chinese.
Dandelion.
Four infusions of dandelion.
Dandelion Project, Dandelion Assessment System, Dandelion Fund, Dandelion Chinese Medicine Association.
All aspects of dandelion, bit by bit, are presented to the public without any concealment, tens of millions of people! Domestic public, foreign public!
Focus!
This may also be the largest focus so far in human history.
The big ship Weibo was instantly taken to the sky, and then, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions, billions, billions, billions, billions of tiny flower umbrellas of dandelions flew up one after another, forming a sky-filled sky.
Snow.
"Can a cold really be cured in just an hour or two?"
Biologists and medical scientists came out to speak.
"Dandelion powder, is there really no problem? Does it contain some kind of hormone?"
Biologists, medical scientists, pharmacologists, and laboratory technicians came out to speak.
“Can teachers be superior to others?”
“Is teaching a special profession?”
"Should teachers enjoy the respect of all society, and should teachers enjoy better social treatment?"
The teacher came out to speak.
Civil servants came out to speak.
Anthropologists, sociologists, psychologists... come out and speak.
"How many levels have you passed the Dandelion test?"
Earthlings, cats, dogs, aliens...
Come out and speak.
Weibo, Twitter, Moments, the Internet.
TV, radio.
Newspapers, magazines.
Seminars and seminars at all levels and categories.
After half a month of fermentation, almost everyone on the earth has heard of dandelions and no one knows about dandelions.
The most direct reason is its magical medicinal effect.
When this kind of magic exceeds a certain limit and exceeds people's conventional cognition, its influence also exceeds a certain limit and exceeds conventional cognition, and becomes exaggerated and magical.
Under this main factor, other aspects related to dandelions are increasingly attracting too much attention.
Too much attention has a great adsorption effect in itself.
This is a snowball.
Rolling, rolling, faster and faster, bigger and bigger.
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