"Brother Tao Bage" thought for a moment, then nodded and said: "Okay, I'll tell you for you, but where you go in the end, you have to look at the commander-in-chief's wishes."
"Lei'er" hurriedly thanked her and watched "Brother Tao Bago" turn around and leave. She felt very happy in her heart that one less person knew her secret.
Feeling proud, she was about to head into the woods to take shelter when "Lei'er" suddenly heard a cold scolding: "That little hoof that came out of nowhere, stop me!"
Amidst the scolding, I heard the sharp sound of the air strike, crisscrossing into the chest and abdomen of "Lei'er". It was actually a very clever concealment method.
Although "Lei'er" was frightened but not confused, she heard the voice and identified her position while turning around quickly, her steps were really calm and leisurely. In the blink of an eye, several iron lotus seeds were shot at her, grazing the corner of her clothes and passing by, but in the end they were unable to hurt her.
Every cent.
"Lei'er" twisted her waist and turned around, and then heard the female voice snorted coldly: "What a little girl, you really have some ability to make trouble, then - eh? You! You are Xiao Lei?!
"
Catching a glimpse of the expected youthful and pretty face, "Lei'er" secretly smiled bitterly, coughed dryly while calming down and said: "You Tangtangtang, why are you plotting against me for no reason?"
The other party seemed to be stagnant and couldn't help but roll his eyes at "Lei'er". He puffed up his cheeks and said with a whisper: "Don't call me...then what, I changed my name to 'Tang Shishi' now, not that 'Master Li'."
', is a poetic and picturesque 'poetry'."
"Lei'er" laughed and said, "Oh? It's like we haven't seen each other for a day, just like three autumns. Since you are so 'poetic', how about reciting a few poems? Let's choose a simple topic and just recite poems about the moon.
, if you can recite it, I won’t call you ‘Tang Tangtang’ from now on.”
The girl who called Tang Shishi smiled and said: "This is not easy. I can recite ten or eight poems casually, such as Su Dongpo's "When Will the Bright Moon Come"..."
She had just mentioned a topic when "Lei'er" said simply: "No, this is a Song poem, not a Tang poem."
Tang Shishi's face turned red, and she quickly defended: "This doesn't count, I just lost my words for a moment. Well..." The smoke is in the cold water, the moon is in the gauze, I stay in Qinhuai at night near the restaurant, the merchant girl doesn't know the hatred of the country's subjugation, and she still sings the queen across the river
Tinghua', this should be settled, right?"
"Lei'er" rolled her eyes, shook her head and said: "Although there is the word 'moon' in this poem, Xiao Du's main purpose is not to chant the moon. What's more, the title of this poem is called "Moon at Qinhuai", so it's not like that.
Whatever the moon is, it doesn’t count.”
Tang Shishi rolled her eyes and muttered to herself: "The moon...'the sky is full of frost as the moon falls' and crows cry'...seems irrelevant. 'But under the crystal curtain, look at the autumn moon exquisitely'...it's still a little bit close. Ah, by the way,
Zhang Ruoxu's saying 'The moon rises on the sea, and the world is at this moment', this must be true."
"Lei'er" smiled and said with a narrow face: "'Lovers complain about the distant night, but they miss each other at night' - ha~ Even if you want to get married, there is no need to be in such a hurry, you will leave Tang Daguan to find someone else on New Year's Eve
Brother Taobao, this is so indiscreet."
Tang Shishi couldn't help the red glow on her face, and said coyly: "What are you afraid of? It's only a matter of time since we're already engaged anyway? Well... now that I've recited it, you can't call me that again in the future."
"Lei'er" said disapprovingly: "It still doesn't count. Although the title of this poem contains the moon, the main theme is irrelevant. At most, it is an excuse to use the topic. You have to find a poem specifically about the moon."
Tang Shishi felt helpless and had to continue thinking. After a long while, he finally relaxed his eyebrows and said in a loud voice: "'I am speechless when I leave, the moon is silent, the bright moon has light and people are affectionate, after farewell, I miss you like the moon, and the water in the clouds reaches the layer of the city',
This poem, including the title, has a total of four words, must it be enough?"
"Lei'er" then nodded and said: "Well, Li Ye's "Farewell on a Bright Moon Night" is a blend of scenes. Can we play a few more songs?"
Just thinking about this song, Tang Shishi was already racking his brains. Hearing this, he couldn't help complaining: "You still have to finish it. If you really have the ability, you can write a few songs yourself."
"Lei'er" pursed her lips and smiled, and said leisurely: "Then you must listen carefully, cough...'A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without any blind date, raising a glass to invite the bright moon, and making three people in the shadows'."
"'When will the moon come in the blue sky? I'll stop drinking and ask you now. People can't catch the bright moon, but the moon follows people when it moves.'"
"'Spring rivers and lakes are connected to the sea level, and the bright moon rises with the tide on the sea, and the waves follow it for thousands of miles, but there is no moon on the spring river.'"
"'When the moon was under the moon, I found a beautiful jade stone in front of the palace. It has never happened in heaven. It must have been thrown by Chang'e to others.'"
Tang Shishi felt dizzy after listening to it, and quickly said: "Okay, okay, are you afraid of it? I was caught by Aunt Meng a few days ago and taught these poems and songs all day long. I have suffered enough, but as soon as you come back
Read this to me again. Hum... I don't want to take the top prize, so what's the use of learning this?"
"Lei'er" said with a smile: "Who told you to change your name? Wasn't it nice to be called 'Tang Tangtang'? It sounds so cute and attractive, even the young master often wants to do something, but he is just afraid of offending.
Brother Taoba, you have ruined the brotherhood."
She teased and extended her Lushan claw in an attempt to be "indecent", but she was knocked down by the pink-faced Tang Shishi, who then said sternly: "You know the pros and cons, don't pretend to be a child again in the future.
, taking advantage of this girl at random."
After she said that, Zhai Ran woke up and immediately scolded her with a raised eyebrow: "What a little brat, I almost got fooled by you. What are you doing by dressing like this?"
"Lei'er" had already made a plan and was about to explain it as before. At this moment, she saw Tang Shishi's expression change and she whispered softly: "You!... You actually like this tone?! You even dressed up as
To seduce him like this? Sigh! Hontauba, I’m not done with you anymore!”
"Lei'er" was confused after hearing this, and simply said with a straight face: "You are talking nonsense, I am a man, how could it be possible..."
Tang Shishi interrupted honestly and rudely: "What's wrong with men? Don't bully me. I don't understand! Some of you men don't like women, but you like men, especially those pretty boys who sing in operas. You...you dress like this, dare I say that?"
Isn’t it?”
Two red clouds suddenly appeared on "Lei'er"'s face. She clenched her teeth and shouted: "Shut up! Who do you think I am?! I... If I do that, I will get sores on the top of my head and the soles of my feet."
It oozes pus, is struck by thunder, and finally dies without a burial place!"
The voice of her "young master" was not something that could be ignored. Tang Shishi was immediately frightened. After a moment, Fang Qiai said: "You... you really don't have that kind of relationship? Then why are you dressed like this and ostentatiously walking through the city?"
"Lei'er" said with a cold face: "If you don't believe me, ask Brother Tao Ba later! Humph... I was still aggrieved at first, but now I am suffering from your idleness for nothing! Damn Tang Tangtang, I will call you Tang Tang when I grow old.
Tangtang, I also want to tell everyone that I will call you Tangtangtang from now on!"