"Pure Land" is an album single created by the Japanese group GARNIDELIA. Once the original dance version was released, it swept the dance and music areas of Station B. It is still praised by home fans as the "source of all evil".
Anyone who has watched this dance will have a feeling of "what the hell is this" for the first time, and then after hearing it a few times, they will fall into a cycle of intoxication.
The principle of its popularity is very similar to that of "PPAP", "Gangnam Style", and "Lord of Shadows", that is, viral mass communication.
Reminder before playing:
1. This dance music will kill a lot of time and may make you unable to extricate yourself.
Second, this dance music is addictive, please have confidence in your self-control.
Third, this dance music will drive you into insanity, please don’t be brainwashed.
"I'll dance it again first, so it'll look good." Yuxian took off his school uniform, rolled up his white shirt, and pressed the play button.
Facts have proved that when a man gets horny, there really is nothing wrong with a girl.
Especially the beautiful boy who discharges his energy towards you enchantingly.
There are no lyrics, and with the dynamic beat, Yu Xian naively presents the most complicated butterfly steps and oiran steps step by step. Even though he is wearing daily clothes, his movements are still elegant, soft and evil.
Seeing the captain coming off the dance floor in person, the girls all stood up and stared at him with bright eyes.
The air in the training room became quiet.
Natsume Qingyin, who kept shouting "I can't survive, I'm going to die," sat up straight without blinking.
How does it feel to see your captain twisting the waist better than you?
Natsume Qingyin's answer to this is, absolutely.
Whether viewed from the front, or when he turned around and faced the glass mirror, his graceful dancing posture could attract her attention.
The movements of his hands and his eyes are all very seductive.
The other girls did the same, staring at him eagerly.
They all know Yu Xian's immature dance skills, otherwise they would not be willing to accept his training without understanding. The first breaking floor in the training room, and the first performance in the performance.
The losers are all existences that they can watch over and over again in private.
In particular, Haruka Haruka admires Yu Xian's childishness very much. I have tried to imitate his dancing, but I just can't match his leisurely style.
I thought he was only good at boys' dances, but now seeing him dancing girls' dances so beautifully, as a girl's dancer, she felt a little autistic.
After a dance performance ended, Yu Xian turned off the stereo, put on his school uniform, and sat on a chair.
"How about it? Do you want to learn?"
"Think!" Hua Liyao clenched his hands into fists.
"Boss, is this prepared for us?" Natsume said excitedly.
Although she didn't know much about music theory, just by listening to it, she realized that this dance was definitely not as simple as she thought, especially since there was no similar type of dance on the market for girls, most of which were ballet.
If this bomb can be released in the vacant market for a competition that mainly focuses on folk dance, the response will definitely increase the popularity of the girls of Dongda Arts.
"It's prepared for you." Yu Xian nodded naively.
"Okay!" Fujiwara Chie jumped up happily.
"Awesome!" Natsume clapped her hands softly.
Yu Xian smiled helplessly, rubbed his eyebrows, and said calmly: "Although it is prepared for you, please think about it carefully. With your current level, can you jump out?"
As soon as this question came out, all the girls fell silent.
Yu Xian looked at them with a naive smile.
Many times, I think it’s okay.
With their current level, it would be no problem to spend a month learning and copying the gourd.
But whether it can bring out the beauty is another matter.
Even if I have to jump, it's very stiff, like a robot.
"The most difficult part of this dance is not only the Oiran Step and the Butterfly Step, but also involves some of the basics of jazz dance." Yu Xian said naively, "If any of you have ever learned jazz dance, raise your hands."
Huali Yao raised her hand: "I have learned it."
"Well, do you think this dance is difficult?" Yu Xian asked naively.
"It's difficult." Huali Yao scratched her hair, "It's hard to control the intensity, it requires a lot of physical coordination, and it also has to create that sultry feeling. I think it's quite difficult."
"It doesn't matter, just work hard." Yamaguchi Momoe encouraged everyone.
"It's true that you can work hard." Yu Xian smiled childishly and contemptuously.
"But I want to ask you, are you really working hard?"
Obviously, they didn't.
Just now, these young ladies were complaining and tired.
Especially Natsume Qingyin, she will act slippery if she doesn't keep a close eye on her.
If they continue to practice with their attitude, wanting to defeat other academies is nothing short of a dream.
Yuxian Zhisheng patted the slippers in his hand: "I informed you in advance to change clothes, but I still insisted on wearing a skirt."
"When I'm training, I'm smiling and being lazy."
"You don't take me seriously, let alone yourselves."
"Donda Arts has funded special training for you. Maybe in your eyes, you just come here to have fun. The achievement is success. If not, there will be next year anyway."
"But, how many of you have next year?"
Popularity in the entertainment industry is like fireworks in full bloom. Although they are beautiful, they are fleeting.
If there is no strong strength to support the progress, as a generation of fans gradually grow up and mature, one day they will turn their attention to more popular and trendy stars.
This is why the economy of girl groups has always been in a sluggish state.
There are only a few divas, and the number of female singers who can remain popular without declining can be counted on one hand. In the end, they will either get married and have children, or go into the sea and find another way to become famous.
Since Yuxian Zhisheng intends to be responsible for them, he will definitely take responsibility to the end.
But these girls obviously didn't realize the seriousness.
"I'm sorry..." Natsume said softly and dejectedly.
Chie Fujiwara also lowered her head obediently, with a drooped face.
Her physical fitness is indeed very good, but she is too out of touch, like a monkey. Whenever she smiles playfully, Yu Xian feels like an old man who trains monkeys at the intersection.
Yuxian Zhisheng did not try to be mysterious and explained directly: "In short, I will make this dance music for you, but in the end, only three of them can dance. As for which three, you can compete freely. I only want the best girl."
Come dance."
The girls' hearts tightened and they all looked at each other.
There are ten female students in total, but there are only three positions. The competition is cruel.
Heimutong remained silent and made up his mind secretly.
Huali Yao's eyes became firmer.
Yamaguchi Momoe and Natsuki Mio swallowed.
"Okay, everyone has worked hard today. Go back and rest early so as not to affect the live broadcast of tomorrow's election day." Yu Xian said naively, "It will still be the same time tomorrow. Arrive on time. Remember to change into sweatpants."
"Hi!" the girls bowed.
After Yu Xian opened the door and walked out, Huali Yao quickly followed.
"Is there anything else?" Yu Xian asked innocently.
"Well..." Hua Liyao walked beside him and whispered, "I still don't understand. Although they didn't change into sweatpants, why did you, captain, ask them to lift their skirts?"
"Captain, you are a boy and we are girls. I still feel uncomfortable."
Yu Xian turned around and smiled: "Didn't I tell you, I want to ask if you are wearing safety pants or underwear."
"What can we do if we know?" Huali Yao asked.
Yu Xian smiled innocently, took out bags of underwear from his schoolbag, and threw them into Huali Yao's hands.
Huali Yao opened the package and found safety pants inside. They were all pure black and could cover up to the top of her thighs. The other package contained a sports bra.
He bought these in advance.
No one knows the temperament of these young ladies better than him.
"I know, you can change into it." Yu Xian took back his schoolbag.
"But there's still no need to lift your skirt, right?"
"If you're wearing underwear, you definitely don't dare to lift your skirt." Yu Xian opened the door and walked out, "You wouldn't know if you didn't lift it up."
"But... you could just ask," Hua Liyao was stunned.
"I asked too, but you didn't answer me. You just said you look good in a skirt and wanted to show me the best side." Yu Xian turned around and said, "I did see it."
Lace, cartoon characters...all types are available.
Another one was wearing a thong, but I don’t know where she got the courage.
Hua Liyao stood there, watching him leave, hugging a pile of safety pants and sighing softly.
I want to say that he is gentle, but when he slaps his butt, he is merciless.
But even if he is a devil, he thinks more thoughtfully than anyone else.
Huali Yao returned to the training room and gave bags of clothes to the team members.
...
Time flies.
Every morning at six o'clock, Yu Xian gets up early and goes for a run in the hotel gym.
After having breakfast and taking a shower, I went back to the room to continue writing fairy tales and making picture books.
Occasionally, I will take advantage of the fine weather to find a new location and start fishing.
For him, performing on election day was completely unnecessary.
First, it consumes too much energy, and second, he is a little too busy with his own affairs.
...
During this time, I received a letter from Yukiko Miyamoto.
When I opened the letter, I saw that in addition to the care for myself, it also included a list of girls that I should pay attention to in advance.
——In her words, these are the reserves for the future daughter-in-law.
Flowers, Birds, Wind and Moon, Deer and Fire Qing, and Black Wood Boy are all on the list.
Miyamoto Yukiko really thought too far for him.
Yu Xian was dumbfounded, folded the envelope and put it in his schoolbag.
He was not in the mood to think about these things right now.
However, he was quite interested in the girl Hua Niao Fengyue.
She followed her channel, and Yu Xianzhisheng also checked back. She also watched her dance videos and life videos. She felt that she was a sandy beauty who could be both charming and funny at the same time. She was very interesting.
It's not that she's pretty.
Mainly to learn dance.
Really, I'm not lying to you.
...
At night, it was still intense training.
After the previous few trainings, both parties had a certain understanding, and with a piece of grass fishing in front of their eyes, the training went much smoother.
But girls who are lazy will still be spanked and screamed in pain.
The other girls couldn't help but snicker when they saw it. When they smiled, their bodies relaxed and their legs relaxed, and then they saw Yu Xian's childish cold gaze.
So I hurriedly endured the pain and posed without daring to slack off at all.
After a week of training, the girls' faces have become thinner, but they are still full of youth and vitality, their tempers have been softened, and they are all much more well-behaved.
"Don't treat yourselves as human beings." Yu Xian was walking in circles holding his slippers, "This will make it easier for me not to treat you as human beings when training."
"Hi." A group of pleasant voices said.
Natsume Qingyin discovered a good way during training.
Whenever I couldn't hold on any longer, I would just stare at Yu Xian's childish face, and then silently say in my heart, "This face is pretty, this face is pretty, I want to see it", and my body would actually surge with strength.
This principle may be the same as seeing girls with big white legs on the court, which can excite the players.
She shared this method with Chie Fujiwara, and the cute little guy immediately understood it.
Therefore, a scene that often appeared was that the two girls were sweating and doing plank support, while gritting their teeth and staring at Yuxian Zhisheng, which made Yuxian Zhisheng a little scared, thinking that the two were going to fight at any time.
Revolt and overthrow his tyranny.
Sawano Kazuki came over and browsed around, expressing his distress, so please increase your efforts.
Yuan and Yilong also noticed this, but they didn't say anything about it. Miss Kurobutou had experienced more strenuous physical training before, but it had been abandoned since she started attending art school.
"Just practice how you want to practice."
Yuan Heyilong said, "You two have spent more time together, I think it's good."
After a week of basic training, dance training was also put on the agenda.
Yu Xian was always attentive, leading them in the movements and details of the dance.
There is no audience, no rewards, and it is impossible to hear praise from his mouth.
However, the girls made great progress after sweating profusely.
Soon, the time came to the day before the third public performance.
...
On the morning of June 9th, Yu Xian, a junior student, took a bus to draw lots and then submitted the program schedule.
"Are you performing at a venue this time?" asked the female conductor at the Suntory venue.
"Yes." Yuxian nodded naively.
The female director breathed a huge sigh of relief.
After the news is released, this venue will be booked by the big bosses again.
After rehearsing for a whole afternoon, Yuxian Zhisheng submitted his suggestions for modifications such as the stage design and scenes, and then immediately left for the Dongda Art Group.
Today is not only the lottery day, but also his album release day.
After midnight, his two albums will be officially sold to the public.
"If you use the method of drawing signatures to sell them, they will definitely sell more!" Owada Mitsuhisa suggested, "Hagen-kun's signatures have been sold for 10,000 yen each on eBay."
"It's up to the naive to make the decision," Sawano Kazuki said with a smile.
"It's not necessary." Yuxian Zhisheng yawned tiredly, "Those who are willing to buy it will naturally buy it."
It’s not that I have trouble with money.
Purchases without marketing are the most real.
If signatures are added, scalpers will start buying in large quantities to speculate on the price, which is not good in the long run.
"Then let's sell it normally!" Owada Mitsuhisa nodded.
After the meeting, Yu Xian returned to the hotel, changed into sportswear, and headed to the training room.
Since tomorrow is an exhibition match, the intensity of training is much lighter than usual.
"Boss, are you going to sell albums tomorrow?" Natsume wiped her sweat lightly.
"Yes." Yuxian nodded naively.
“Congratulations in advance on the great sales!”
"Go for it! I definitely want to be on the red and white song charts of the island country!"
"I've got the money ready, boss." Natsume said excitedly.
It's also strange, she is often scolded and cried by Yuxian Zhisheng, and she feels aggrieved, but as long as it's about him, she is always the most positive one.
Heimutong squeezed his palms and said nothing.
She has already prepared it, and when twelve o'clock arrives, she will place the order.
It's just that she doesn't want to say it.
"Thank you everyone." Yu Xian said with a naive smile.
Before midnight, the album picture was displayed on the homepage of the ‘Turin video’ platform, located in the middle of all pages.
After clicking it.
On the platinum-gold webpage, the countdown passes minute by minute.
Below the poster is written, the current number of buyers: 0.
Until, on the Tokyo Tower, the clock slowly struck twelve o'clock at midnight.
...
(PS. I haven’t asked for a monthly ticket for a long time, please give me a monthly ticket~)