Self-entertainment by dog ??authors (this chapter is free!)
A thunderclap!
"Dog author, get out."
I saw a Qidian writer named Soy Sauce Very Sweet running over: "What's up, gentlemen readers? Did you enjoy reading the recent stories?"
Reader A rushed over, pointed his finger at Soy Sauce's head, and scolded: "Such a pleasure? What a shame, you bitch author, how dare you abuse the master?"
Reader B sighed: "Dog author, tell me how many poisonous things you have written since you started writing books? Don't you know how many of them you have?"
Soy sauce is very sweet. He held his head and said weakly.
"What kind of poison is it?"
Reader B sneered.
"First, the cuckold. As soon as the special girl came up, my protagonist wore a big green hat, which made me mad.
Second, give away a girl. How dare you give such a cute girl to Yang Gang for free? Damn it!
Third, the sadistic master, I won’t talk about your special sadistic supporting characters and sadistic villains, just bear with me and watch, you are getting more and more courageous now, do you dare to torture the main character?
If you torture me again, I will beat you up."
The soy sauce is so sweet that I almost cried.
"Dear readers, I was wrong. What plot do you want to see? I'll write it, and I'll write it right away. I guarantee that I'll write a plot that satisfies you."
Reader C laughed evilly: "I want to see a harem stallion plot. All the women who appear in the future belong to my protagonist. Even an ugly female mosquito is not allowed to be given away."
Reader Ding sneered: "I just want to see the plot of abusing vegetables. In the future, I am not allowed to jump beyond the level to fight monsters. It is best for my protagonist to hold a level 250 magic sword and torture level 10 monsters. It is very satisfying just thinking about it."
Reader E lowered his head shyly.
"I, I just want to watch the anti-cuckold plot, and I hope all the villains will be cuckolded in the future."
The soy sauce is so sweet that I sighed.
"Dear readers, please allow me to go back and change it slowly. I must change the first part to the plot you want, stallion, harem, rape, anti-cuckold, um, I remember it."
"No, change it now."
The soy sauce is so sweet that I cried.
"Readers, don't worry, these few pictures are indeed a bit cruel, but they are almost over. Here are some sweet dog food articles to soothe everyone."
“We like dog food articles.”
"Dog author, go back and code."
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Reader A: "Hey, I'll read some sweet dog food stories in the future, and I'll be happy just thinking about it. I suggest you accept ten female protagonists."
Reader B: "Ugh, I always think it's unreliable! Even if the dog author calls soy sauce sweet, it's really sweet. If you peel off the dog author's waistcoat, you'll be the stepmother."
Reader C: “What is a stepmother?”
Reader B sighed.
"There are some unscrupulous dog authors active in Qidian. Their pleasure is different from our readers' pleasure. The readers cried and they felt pleasure."
Reader Jia Bingding scolded: "No way, there is such a dog author. Damn it, the dog author just ran away, what should I do?"
Reader B thought for a moment: "Don't panic, everyone. I will go to the market later to wholesale a sack of blades and we will divide them up. If there is any trouble with the author, we will collectively send the blades."
Reader A cried: "What the hell, what is the author's address?"