Part Four: The Four Seas Are Unstoppable: The Twilight of Empires Chapter 108: The Boss Is Awesome
A team suddenly appeared in Kunpeng Mountain. They were wearing a coward and on the surface to cut firewood, but they had been paying attention to the road to the city.
The leader was obese and his face was rounded. This person was Zhao Hongyan. He first took the sickle to sweep the grass weakly, and then sat on the big stone in a panting: "I'm tired of me! Take a while ..."
"Boss, we just took two steps, I had taken half an hour before three steps ..." The people behind came up to discourage.
Zhao Hongyan pulled his nose back and rolled back: "You guy shuts up and shut up, do you take five steps, okay?"
"Adults! We calculated that you took three and a half steps in total, and the half steps were used to enter the stone ..." The crowd did not give him face, and he unveiled his shame on the spot.
Zhao Hongyan stood up with a large beer belly and said rogue: "It's terrible to have no culture! I teach you to calculate, do you say that I have taken it three and a half steps? This guy said that I took two more steps.
Five steps and a half miles! I said less! "
The crowd doubted the fingers, but they couldn't count the account, so they had to say: "The adult is really a wizard!"
"That's necessary, don't look at what people Zhao Hongyan is!" Zhao Hongyan laughed with a big drum.
These so -called cowards are actually dressed by soldiers. They came to find a path for Zhang Qingmeng's order, but from the morning until noon, they took a few steps for half an hour, so that they could clearly see the barracks.
One of them asked: "I said adults, if I couldn't find a small road Zheng Gong, wouldn't we blame us?"
Zhao Hongyan lazily hit a few yawn: "You don't know, we ... we are also a close guard, who can adults trust except me?
Everyone gathered beside him, listening to his so -called "heroic deeds."
"Tell you, what do adults want to do, first to discuss with me! He has to stand behind in the military division!"
Everyone was staying, but I still believed it: "Oh, mother, boss, are you so bullish B!"
Zhao Hongyan became more and more proud. He stood up and cleared his throat: "It's not we blow with you. As long as adults can eat and drink, we can mix it in the stomach!
The crowd responded: "I haven't drank it, but I just listened to others. Now in this era, it is a luxury to drink a chicken soup!"
"Tell you, the chicken soup that adults drink, that's not ordinary! That chicken is born in the immortal stone, absorbing the essence of the heavens and the earth, and the glory of the sun and the moon.
Things, peck the world! Two pecking mountains and rivers! Three pecks ... "
At this point, Zhao Hongyan's brain circuit board was short of short circuit. He couldn't hold out a word, and embarrassedly stunned in place, bent his feet and pulled three rooms and one living room.
"Adults! Why not say it?" Everyone was still waiting for the next sentence with great interest, but they heard it into being intoxicated, forget it.
"Cough ..." Zhao Hongyan was pretended to be calm: "In short, this god chicken is very powerful, and the martial arts in the world have sent masters to the battle. Without exception, we died under the beak. Finally, we took a big ax.
Fighting with that guy for seven, seven or forty -nine days, and finally won it into a chicken soup! "
The crowd was frightened, kneeling and bowingly: "The boss is too tired and harmful! I admire you!"
Zhao Hongyan was proud of it and asked everyone to get up: "At that time, we dedicated it to the adults, but the adult reads me hard to work hard, or give him a reward to me!"
"Oh, I'm going. A few of our brothers really encountered a living god. Hurry up and express it!" The crowd immediately took action and devoted himself to Zhao Hongyan. For a while, he was really beautiful.
Just as he was happy, he suddenly heard a sound in the forest, as if someone asked for help. How could Zhao Hongyan, a brave hero who had no one?
The tone came: "Brothers, for the sake of the world, the boss must go, don't think of me!"
"Wow!" Someone really cried, and the degree of sadness was no less than the parents. Everyone really regarded him as a difference between life and death. I don't know why I cried.
Zhao Hongyan shed a snot and ran towards the sound of call for help. When he was about to show his skills, he saw a person who ran out of him to run towards him.
But he showed a good opportunity to do his skills, and got up and ran to the forest.
On the other side, the soldiers consciously bored, and they painted them underground, and they forgot to have just forgotten the pain of "living away from death."
One of them looked up and said, "I said a few of my brother, our boss is really as powerful as he said, did you let him be a general?"
"This stupid! Is the immortal in the sky be controlled by a mortal?" Another person patted his head and answered.
Another person doubted this: "I said, is there such a possibility ... The adults are nonsense?" Everyone heard this and looked at him in an appointment. The man had no choice but to take it back.
"Floating!" Just as the crowd spoke, countless birds rushed out of the woods, and the huge vibration sound made everyone feel uneasy.
Everyone looked at the woods, and saw that the two black shadows came out of the depths, and from time to time, they scattered, which caused everyone to panic.
"Brother! Isn't that a person and a wild boar race?" Said the tip of the soldiers.
The soldiers were shocked, and there was a wild boar out of the spring. Now they have no chance to run. Everyone hugs together, crying and waiting for death.
The crowd closed his eyes tightly, and his heart was silent. Strangely, every time he heard this howling sound, he could always smell a smell ...
As the sound of the vibration is getting closer, everyone is tighter, and it feels like a giant elephant is running.
"I am a bastard, come and save the boss !!!" The wild boar yelled ... and so on, and the wild boar would speak people?
A brave lifted his eyes out of his eyes, and shook away the crowd in surprise, pointing at the black shadow and screaming: "That's not a wild boar! That's the boss!"
"Boss?" Everyone looked up and looked up, and saw Zhao Hongyan and a thin man running away. The tears and snot on his face mixed together to form unbridled sticky objects.
That wild boar ... the amount is not, that Zhao Hongyan saw that no one stepped forward to help, and it was even more impatient in his heart: "I rely on your group of unwilling guys! Wait for the boss's joke?"
When everyone heard this, not only did not come forward to help, but sat honestly on the ground, slap his hands and sip: "Boss! Take out the posture of your decisive battle with the chicken!"
"Don't counsel the boss, go up and give him a gold -Gang -Boxing!"
"Wuhu! Boss takes off!"
Zhao Hongyan passed by 10,000 grass mud horses in his heart, raised his middle finger, and said ironically: "My TM wish you a happy family!"
What are the bad thoughts of the cute soldiers? When I hear the boss boast of the idioms, you can't lose your face. He racks his brain to search for all the idioms you have learned, so he formed the "hundred family contention" situation below ...
"Boss! I wish you a reunion!"
"Boss! I wish you all the descendants!"
"Boss, you want to get happy!"
"The boss is embarrassed!"
Some people can learn very much. Seeing the boss "ask well" to them, there are also learning, and happily erected the middle fingers and blessings:
"Boss, I wish you a big door !!"
At this moment, Zhao Hongyan really wanted to cry without tears. He really wanted to get rid of the skin of this group of guys. Even if he didn't help, he did it. He also sirled Master Zhao Hongyan. It was really impossible to sin!
"Run the buddy, the fierce beast is about to catch up!" The thin man looked back and chased the black shadow that chased them was about to run, so ... what exactly is it?
Author PS: Try to play a funny style, thank you for your favorite and support! Your happiness is my biggest motivation. If it is convenient, it is better to collect a collection (??)