Chapter 129: The Talkative Deadpool Joins the Group Chat
Chapter 129 The talkative Deadpool joins the group chat, and Captain America 2 starts broadcasting
"What...what's going on? Why has the statue been replaced?"
Seeing that the statue of the Guardian of Time turned into Kang's, everyone in the live broadcast room was full of doubts.
"Didn't this guy just get killed? Why is his statue here?"
Extraordinary Peter scratched his head and thought of a possibility: "Could it be that Kang from those parallel universes has already come over and conquered TVA?"
"So which version of Kang is this? Good or bad?" Strange frowned: "And did Judge Ramona find another Kang?"
Tony snapped his fingers, then stretched again: "I think this is another unsolved mystery, which can be put on demand next time! But today is already almost a day, and there is another on demand next?... Eh
,Is this guy awake too?"
In the middle of speaking, Tony suddenly noticed that Star-Lord sat up with a weak look on his face, and immediately joked: "How does it feel to be beaten to death by the system?"
But Star-Lord shook his head, gave him a middle finger, and then sat weakly on the ground: "I can't die yet..."
["Loki" has finished playing, and in five minutes, the spoiler requested by the fourth pick Phil Coulson will automatically play - "Captain America 2"]
[Starting to invite special viewers to join the live chat group. Specially invited viewers will not enter the live broadcast slot this time. 】
[Deadpool, Wade Wilson join the live chat group]
"Hey, there's a new guy here again. His surname is Wilson. Is he related to Falcon?" Strange raised his eyebrows curiously.
But soon, everyone saw the message refreshed on the right side of the screen, and suddenly twitched speechlessly.
Deadpool: "Fuck Fuck? What kind of weird thing is this? Did that old bastard Stan Lee come up with a new stunt?"
"Oh~ there are so many superheroes, I'm really excited to see you all in the same space!"
"Gift Crab, my favorite Peter Parker? Or two? Oh my God, I am so happy to stay with two Spider-Man, is this paradise... I have to say that I will definitely reward myself when I go back at night.
hair."
Looking at the Deadpool who was talking nonsense, Tony turned to look at the extraordinary Peter curiously: "Do you know this Deadpool?"
Super Peter scratched his head in confusion: "I don't know, Mr. Stark, maybe I will know him in the future?"
Deadpool: "What? You actually said you don't know me? Garfield, I didn't expect you to be so heartless...Have you forgotten our soul-stirring kiss at the Golden Globe Awards?" (actor joke)
???
Everyone in the live broadcast room immediately cast suspicious eyes on the extraordinary Peter. Sensing everyone's strange looks, Peter waved his hands anxiously: "It's not me, I don't have it, don't talk nonsense... I really don't know him! And I
I don’t know who Garfield is either…”
Loki said at this time: "So, this is another hero from a parallel universe?"
"Hero? Oh my god, I actually heard someone say that I am a hero, especially when it is a title given to me by a villain who does all kinds of evil... Ouch, wait a minute, I suddenly feel sick..."
"...Shet...I puked in my mask!" Deadpool complained, but what he said made most people in the live broadcast room couldn't help but frown.
Wanda: "Wait a minute, why does this guy look so crazy? He vomited in the mask, hey, it's so disgusting!"
Deadpool: "Hey, my dear little Scarlet is here, but you are too young now, and Uncle Deadpool doesn't like it! When you grow up, Uncle Deadpool will come to play with you!"
Reed Richards was surprised and said after seeing the news about Deadpool: "Strange, why do you know all the heroes in the world?"
Somewhere on Earth, in a warehouse in the United States, Deadpool was lying among corpses everywhere. He lifted his mask, tilted his head and looked at the screen in front of him. His face, which was as bumpy as the surface of the moon, showed a curious expression: "I
It’s also strange why you guys from different worlds actually get together, but if I want to say who I admire the most... Dang Dang Dang~ Of course it’s you, Mister Fantastic Reed Richards.”
Reed scratched his head in confusion: "What are you talking about? Why do you envy me?"
Deadpool spat out dirty words again: "Are you kidding me? Which man doesn't envy you? If I could extend the physical tissue of my body at will, I would definitely...definitely make my lower body thicker..."
After hearing this, Nick Fury took out his notebook again and wrote the names of Deadpool and Reed Richards on it, and then wrote his abilities after Reed's name.
Although they all come from different worlds, Lu Dan has a hunch that after Kang was killed by Sylvie, once the situation in the multiverse is formed, heroes from different worlds may one day come to where they are.
world.
Then when the time comes, SHIELD will inevitably confront them.
"Let me see who else is in this so-called live broadcast room!" In the chat channel, Deadpool was still talking crazily: "The silly Thor is also here, the one-eyed braised egg is also there, the Hulk is also there!"
…Oh, who else did I see?”
"Two generations of Captain America are actually in the same live broadcast room!"
When Phil heard this, he immediately became excited: "You said there are two Captain Americas, then who is the next generation of Captain America?"
"You don't know?" Deadpool licked the wound on his hand: "It seems that Phil Coulson really lived a secluded life after being resurrected by SHIELD! You don't care much about the replacement of Captain America.
Don’t pay attention? You don’t even know that the guy playing with birds has become the third generation of Captain America?”
Coulson? Resurrected by SHIELD?
Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned again, remembering the scene of "Loki stabbing Coulson to death" that they saw before.
Tony was also stunned: "After Avengers 1, the dead Coulson was resurrected by SHIELD?"
Strange: "Dead people can be resurrected... Can't you see that SHIELD is hiding so deeply?"
In the S.H.I.E.L.D. office, Lu Dan slapped the table hard with a very cold look on his face: "Colson, check, who leaked S.H.I.E.L.D.'s secrets!"
After hearing Deadpool's leak, Nick Fury's heart suddenly surged with turmoil.
The Tahiti Project was terminated a long time ago, and the secret of GH-325 has long been blocked by SHIELD, but how did this guy know about it?
Fury believes that since this guy knows so many heroes in this world, they must also exist in this universe. As for his crazy remarks before, who knows whether he is pretending to be crazy or not!
"But... the guy playing with birds... is he talking about the falcon?"
The new Peter spoke slowly at this time: "It seems that in our live broadcast room, he is the only one with a bird in his name!"
"Bingo~ My dear Toby version of Peter, you are really smart, but I still suggest that you leave Mary Jane, a bitch, she is not worthy of you!" Deadpool said again: "See you fall in love with her
, do you know how painful my heart is?"
New Peter: "...Well, Mary Jane is a good girl, and from what you said, I think it would be better for me to fall in love with her... After all, I don't do anything gay..."
At the same time, in the live broadcast room, a ball of petroleum-like black substance suddenly surged from Extraordinary Peter's body...
Venom stuck his head out and sniffed with his anthropomorphic nose: "Strange, why do I smell a familiar odor?"
"Oh, Venom, my little baby, you...how did you appear on Garfield's body?" Deadpool's eyes suddenly widened: "You should obviously be @￥%#&(#"
"Huh? What's going on?"
Seeing that the second half of his sentence had turned into garbled characters that could not be displayed, Deadpool suddenly sat up straight: "What a system, how dare you block what I said!"
[Due to the special nature of Deadpool, from now on, during each spoiler process, except for the question and answer session, Deadpool can only post five messages at a time. 】
"Fuck, you're a cerebral palsy. Uncle Deadpool can talk whatever he wants!"
【"4/5"】
"Oh, you little bitch, do you still want to ban your uncle Deadpool?"
【"3/5"】
"Shut up, you idiot system. Stop buzzing in my head. One day I will definitely stuff a virus into your big illusory eyeballs, and then smash the computer that created you!"
【"2/5"】
"Especially that fat nerd who is typing on the keyboard behind the computer screen! Listen...@￥%(&*&%#)"
【"1/5"】
"Okay, you win, permission dog!"
【"0/5"】
Watching the chat channel finally fall into silence, other people in the live broadcast room finally exhaled.
Super Peter wiped his sweat: "The world is finally quiet. This guy... I feel like he ran away from a lunatic asylum... and he always calls me Garfield. Who is Garfield? Garfield?"
New Peter: "I don't know, he just called me Toby Peter... I also want to know who Toby is..."
Falcon said with excitement: "But he just said that I became the third generation of Captain America. I can't even imagine that one day I will become someone like Captain America."
Captain America: "Really? It seems we should get together if we have the chance. Which army are you serving in now?"
Falcon immediately replied with a serious expression: "58th Airborne Rescue Division, sir!"
"The Air Force, not bad!" Captain America nodded.
【Captain America 2 will be played soon】
The sound of the system suddenly interrupted everyone's chatter, and the dark screen began to change.
[In the dawn that is not yet completely bright, a black man in sportswear is doing a morning jog around the Washington Monument.]
[His speed was very slow. After a while, another man strode past him and at the same time reminded: "On your left!"]
[As the scene turned, the sky gradually became brighter, and the man passed the black man again and again, and every time he passed him, he would be reminded: "On your left."]
In the live broadcast room, Captain America and Falcon were stunned when they heard the familiar voice.
"this is me?"
The two asked questions at the same time, and Captain America even laughed: "I didn't expect that we would actually know each other in the future!"