Chapter 108: Bai Suzhen: This Chentangguan is not flooded!
"Ah... Madam" Li Jing heard this, a smile suddenly appeared on his face and he hugged his wife with his backhand.
Although my wife's skin is already a little rough, she is now old and the mother of three children...
And there is no comparison with Mrs. Yin in the video. The lady in the video has fair skin, beauty, long legs, and a graceful figure that does not look like a mother of three!
And a woman’s sixth sense is very terrifying!
Mrs. Yin, who was in Li Jing's arms at this time, frowned slightly. She always felt that her husband was speaking ill of her in her heart!
With the mentality that I would rather kill the wrong person than let go...
Without saying a word, Mrs. Yin punched Li Jing in the lower abdomen!
"Uh~" Li Jing suddenly felt a heavy blow coming from his stomach and his eyes were about to pop out!
He looked at his wife with a look of disbelief on his face. He had been sleeping with his wife for decades and only now did he find out that she could read minds?!
Nezha, who was watching the farce on the side, was waving his little feet in boredom, but his eyes were fixed on Li Jing in the picture...
So handsome! You want to touch my son! Get through me first!!
Such a handsome speech, and it was from Li Jing's Demon Boy Nezha. His blood boiled all over, and even the way he looked at his father was pleasing to the eye!
And in the picture at this time.
"Don't underestimate Li!" Li Jing waved a handsome sword flower: "I have practiced my 100% ability to catch the sword with my bare hands to the extreme! Every time I swing, I can designate who will catch the sword with my bare hands!!
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A world of 100,000 bad jokes.
Li Jing's eyes suddenly lit up in Chentang Pass, could it still be done like this?
Looking at the sword on my waist, I feel that I can practice a set of settings! Others see swordsmen practicing sword moves! I, Li Jing, practice setting!
"Daddy is so annoying!"
"not good!!!!"
Return to the screen again.
The Crab General who was kicked to the side struggled to get up, and his demonic aura almost became substantial!
Show a fierce look!
"Damn it! I will fight with you, Nezha!!!" After saying that, General Crab immediately jumped up and flew into the sky at a very fast speed! He attacked Nezha fiercely like a Tathagata palm.
And go!
Looking at the Crab General who had jumped into the air, Li Jing couldn't help but complain: "Fuck, it's obviously a crab that can jump so well?"
As the crab general in the picture gets closer and closer to Nezha! Little Nezha actually closed his eyes tightly out of fear!
The helpless expression on his face made many people feel heartbroken when they saw it!
At this moment, Nezha exclaimed in fear: "Ah~ I hate spiders the most!"
Following Nezha's exclamation, what followed was a slap as big as a cattail leaf fan!
The unparalleled power and speed directly broke the air barrier, and slapped the crab hard on the face at a super speed!!
In the picture, General Crab spits out sea water! With an exclamation, he was slapped into the sky by Nezha! In just a moment, he disappeared from everyone's sight!
"I'm not a spider!!!!!!"
Big Big Wolf calls him an expert!
The world of Lilo and Stitch.
Stitch looked confused. He looked at his four arms and legs, and his brows jumped sharply!
Subconsciously, he retracted his two arms from his body, trying to look normal!
"Stitch? Don't worry, crabs have eight legs, so you don't have to worry if you only have six." Lilo patted Stitch on the head in a funny way.
Dr. Jumba, who was sitting on the sofa nearby, laughed out loud!
"That's not necessarily true, little girl!" Dr. Jumba stood up slowly and looked at Stitch with four eyes at the same time: "Nezha, who is only a few years old, might not even know how to count!"
Later, Dr. Jianba seemed to have figured out something: "I'm going to the far east, where the myths have become reality... Maybe I can find clues to the video in front of me."
"Wait a minute, Jumba! What about your experimental subjects?"
A smile appeared on the corner of Dr. Jumba's mouth: "Isn't there a little girl here? Experiment 626 is enough to resist everything ~ Hahahaha except for a little guy who likes to make sandwiches!"
Marvel Universe.
Peter Parker watched the video from the top of a certain iron tower, and his little heart skipped a beat when he heard what Nezha said!
"Don't like spiders? Why..." Finally, I had time to go to the tower to enjoy the breeze and catch up on the drama. I didn't expect that I heard such a hurtful sentence!
At this time, S.H.I.E.L.D.
This information was perfectly recorded!
[The god in Eastern legends, Nezha, the third prince of the Three Altar Sea Club, has infinite physical strength and a child’s mind. He hates spiders and likes to sunbathe]
He quickly recorded all this, and then Hei Lu Dan raised his head again and looked at the screen seriously!
And in the video at this time!
Along with General Crab's wailing, the sea army all over the sky showed dumbfounded expressions!
The Crab General who just appeared was already considered an effective subordinate of the Dragon King, and his strength should not be underestimated, but such a being was actually solved like this?
At this time, Li Jing's expression in Chentang Guan was also very strange, and even his painting style changed to one that could be painted in eight seconds!
He sighed slightly, with a very speechless expression, and said to Ao Guang in the sky: "Stop it, senior! This is also for your own good."
"Even if you go together, there's nothing you can do about it!!"
As soon as these words came out, Ao Guang Longmu, who was far away in the world of Shi Leng, immediately patted her bulging chest: "What do you mean?!"
And it's on the screen.
Mother Ao Guang smiled faintly: "Li Jing, do you think I can't do anything to you?"
As he spoke, several streams of water appeared out of thin air around the body of Dragon Mother Ao Guang: "If you can defeat my son, he must not be an ordinary person!"
In just one sentence, those few small streams of water have turned into huge waves!!!
The tsunami covered the sky! Such a huge formation also let everyone know that the king of the dragon clan might not be prepared to show mercy anymore!
Li Jing looked at the huge wave that could destroy the entire Chentangguan Pass. He gritted his teeth and looked at Miss Ao Guang in disbelief!
At this time, the voice of Ao Guang Dragon Mother in the dark clouds was as cold as ten thousand years of black ice, and she seemed to have made up her mind to kill the entire Chentangguan people!
"Today, I will imitate the White Snake Empress and flood Chentangguan!! Let's see which one is more important: your son's life or the lives of hundreds of thousands of people in Chentangguan!!"
Following the voice of Ao Guang Longmu, the people of Chentangguan also fell into despair. Many people collapsed on the ground looking at this unstoppable natural disaster!
Just when countless viewers were nervous about this, Prime Minister Turtle, who had not spoken for a long time, couldn't help but remind him!
"Bai Suzhen is still a little white snake at this time..." Prime Minister Turtle blinked his innocent eyes: "Have you traveled through time?"
As soon as this statement came out, Ao Guang and countless viewers who watched the video made the same complaint!
"Don't complain about me at this time!!"
At this time, the White Snake originated from the world.
The fledgling Bai Suzhen looked at the video with a confused face. The Dragon King of the East China Sea actually said that he wanted to imitate me, Bai Suzhen?
Will I flood Chentangguan in the future? Bai Suzhen's mind immediately thought of the three-headed and six-armed Prince Nezha, King Li Tianwang of Tota, the Four Generals of the Demon Family, and the Hundred Thousand Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals...
This is Chentangguan! It’s okay if I’m not romantic!!!
