Chapter 416 Jade Emperor: Can you understand my pain?
I can only see it on the screen at this time.
The river god ignored the woodcutter's muttering and said slowly while floating in the air!
"A long time ago, there was a farmer who took a nap in a tree and then bang"
I saw a farmer sleeping under a tree in the picture at this time, and there was a bang and a beautiful woman wearing a bunny girl was knocked unconscious on the tree!
The perfectly proportioned legs are like two big white radishes! The ones as big as a globe attract the attention of countless people!
The farmer in the same picture was naturally attracted!
The saliva at the corner of his mouth flowed down unconsciously, and his heart was beating loudly! Even Calabash Baby across countless worlds could hear that sound!
At this time, the voice of the river god continued: "A little rabbit hit the tree~The farmer is very curious."
Listening to the voice of the River God, countless viewers in all dimensions could not help but start complaining!
The meow-meowing little rabbit and the meow-meowing farmer are very curious, why can he tell such things so much like fairy tales?
The farmer in the picture looked wretched and carefully helped the bunny girl up!
The round little face has simply hit the hearts of countless lolita fans, especially the lady-like figure with the best lolita face...
What's even more surprising is that this girl, who is obviously from two different dimensions from the farmer, left with the farmer without any hesitation...
All that was left was the tree with a confused face and a big bump on its head!
And this scene, this scene, makes many people in the world feel the same!
The White Snake passes through the world.
Bai Suzhen looked at Xu Xian not far away with a look of obsession. She felt like she was the little rabbit that hit the tree~
It's just that the little rabbit hit the tree, and she ran into Xu Xian's arms~
"Xu Lang~"
"What's wrong? Madam"
"My husband just thinks that we are hanging out with little rabbits, like farmers..." Bai Suzhen leaned her head on Xu Xian's chest with a smile.
Xu Xian, on the other hand, was a little confused: "How does it look like? Are you talking nonsense?"
But Bai Suzhen smiled and said nothing.
If their behavior was normal, it would not cause any commotion, but at this time, the world of White Snake is different from before!
Not far from the boat where Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian were, there was a small boat that could see their actions clearly!
"Bai Suzhen Millennium White Snake!"
"Hahaha~ If I can kill this thousand-year-old white snake, it will be a worthwhile trip!"
"Of course it is! The thousand-year-old white snake is full of treasures! The skin can be used to make clothes, the bones can be used to practice magic weapons, and the demon blood can also be used as a medicinal bath!"
On the other side, the world of the seven fairies.
Looking at this scene in the video, the Jade Emperor’s brows were already wrinkled!
He glanced secretly at the mortal world and saw the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl hugging each other. They looked sweet and sweet, but as an old father, the Jade Emperor felt uncomfortable at this time!
"What is the law of heaven?"
He took another look at the imprisoned Three Holy Mothers and suddenly felt very uncomfortable in his heart. Jade Emperor! God Haotian! Co-lord of the three realms! Lord of all gods!
But! My family members have repeatedly violated the laws of heaven and regard heaven as nothing.
The more I think about it, the angrier I get!
The Jade Emperor did some calculations and found out that his seven brainless daughters had descended to earth many times. As the daughter of the Jade Emperor, she wanted to get married to a cowherd in the human world?
Even if you find a handsome cultivator, you won’t be so angry!!
And my sister! You want to find an ordinary person and give birth to two children when you go down to earth?
"It's so unpredictable..."
Sometimes the Jade Emperor wonders if this is destiny...
Can a goddess who existed from the beginning of time have a child with an ordinary mortal?
Is there anything more outrageous than this? If the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan next door knew about it, they would be furious!
Forget it! In order to prevent Tian Tiao from backlash, I hid my sister out of kindness, but that idiot Yang Jian had to do something to cut down a mountain to save his mother!
Think you are handsome?
What’s even more outrageous is that Yang Jian, this idiot, can’t even look down on his own sister! He actually went down to find a mortal to have a child!
It seems to be called agarwood...
The more he thought about it, the more headache he got, and even the Jade Emperor, who had supreme cultivation at this time, felt a little dizzy!
"Huh! It's all Yang Jian's fault! It's all his fault that he can't stand it!"
I saw the Jade Emperor adjust his condition instantly, his eyes exuding endless divine light!
"Tell the King Li to the Tower! Order him to lead one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, join hands with the four heavenly kings, and capture the Weaver Girl and bring her to heaven on the 12th day of the twelfth lunar month!"
Even if it is my daughter, it is a fault if she violates the rules of heaven!
And in the picture at this time.
The river god still talked unhurriedly...
"The farmer and the little rabbit lived a happy life from then on^w^"
It sounds so warm and lovely, but ignore the mosaic in the screen...
And when the scene turned, another farmer was squatting under the big tree!
"But this matter soon reached the ears of another farmer, so he also squatted under the big tree and sat under the tree to wait!"
But in the picture at this time, the farmer who had been waiting for a long time did not see the girl wearing bunny girl...
Instead, he made eye contact with the big tree on the side! The atmosphere gradually turned pink, and even the big-eared Tutu could clearly feel the ambiguous atmosphere!
Not to mention Xiaoxin next door!
The leaves are floating by, and the farmer and the tree look at each other affectionately!
The screen is mosaic again!
"From then on, the farmer and the tree lived a happy life together." The expression of the river god also became particularly gentle: "What a joy, what a joy!"
All the spectators in the universe had speechless expressions written on their faces, not to mention the woodcutter at the scene!
I saw the woodcutter's face full of collapse: "Where is the joy and congratulation? Why do people and trees live happily together! What kind of life would that be?"
At this time, there are a hundred thousand cold jokes in the world.
Anonymous stroked the dull hair on his head, his face turned red from suppressing it!
I really want to complain! But spitting out this level of complaining energy will directly destroy the multiverse!!
It’s so uncomfortable! It’s so uncomfortable to hold it in!
Just when Anonymous wanted to complain, a small space door suddenly opened!
"What do you want to do?" I saw Little King Kong walking out of the space door with one person and one beast!
"It's okay, it's okay!"
Anonymous showed a very stiff smile, I knew it! This administrator just stares at me all day long when he has nothing to do!
And Little King Kong also noticed the stiff hair: "If you dare to say it, I will pull out all your hair! One by one."
Anonymous: “…”
Wang Defa! So scary!
And Xiao Yan and Qingtian Bull Python, who came to other worlds for the first time, couldn't help but shudder. Wow, their master is really scary!
Pull out all the hair on your head one by one? Xiao Yan couldn't help but feel his scalp numb from such torture!
"Huh? Is it the River God who is being counted this time?"
Little King Kong seemed to have just noticed the video, and then took out his mobile phone directly from his pocket...
Xiao Yan: "? Damn it, mobile phone"
I saw Little King Kong dialing a number skillfully, and then put it to his ear: "Hello! Is this Nuwa?"
The other party was silent for a moment, and then a voice came from the phone like a lion's roar!
"Little King Kong! Why do you, you Fuluwa, start dragging out foreign texts?! I thought it was Zeus calling!"