Chapter five hundred and forty-six well-known waste
Not to mention King Zhou of Shang, who was influenced by the Internet, the performance of Taiyi Zhenren in the video at this moment has disgusted the hearts of many people in the world.
Of course, the people in this many worlds refer to Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Gongbao from other worlds.
Only seen in the video.
Taiyi Zhenren rode a pig and flew among the mountains and rivers, holding a wine gourd in his hand and smiling happily.
“People feel refreshed when happy events happen~”
Then he stuffed the wine gourd directly into the fat pig’s mouth!
"Come and have a drink with me!"
Completely forgetting Yuanshi Tianzun's instructions, he didn't take the Lingzhu Demon Pill matter at all.
Naruto world.
Uchiha Madara couldn't help but laugh, but the laughter was surprisingly cold.
"Is this kind of trash worthy of being an immortal? And one of the Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun?"
In Uchiha Madara's view, Taiyi Zhenren is a pure waste who is ignorant and has no skills, and does not take the mission seriously!
In the eyes of a ninja like him...
Compared with it, the much more stable Shen Gongbao is more in line with the requirements of this task!
In video.
The screen changes.
A magnificent temple appeared in front of everyone!
Many people knelt down and worshiped devoutly in front of the temple. It was so lively!
At this moment, a pregnant woman holding a chicken leg was walking towards the temple with a speechless face, while a middle-aged man next to her was carefully supporting her.
That high threshold makes many pregnant women around the world frown. This is not easy!
Just as the middle-aged man was about to help the pregnant woman pass by, the woman frowned and knocked the man aside with an elbow!
"Go away, no need!"
Then jump directly over the threshold! This strong figure does not look like a pregnant woman with a big belly.
But the middle-aged man who was bitten was not angry and quickly chased after him: "Be careful."
That cautious look made many viewers smile knowingly. This may be the purest love.
The man knelt down on the futon devoutly and kowtowed three times and nine times.
"Madam, please come and say goodbye too."
The woman just rolled her eyes at him: "Bye, bye, I've been praying for three years! If you don't come out again, I will destroy this ruined temple!!"
As he spoke, he got angry and threw the half-eaten apple out of his hand!
It happened that the roof of the temple suddenly collapsed and two pigs fell from the sky!
Taiyi Zhenren was in a miserable state being pinned down by the little fat pig. He smelled of alcohol and did not look like a god at all. Instead, he looked like a gangster who stole pigs and voyeuristically.
There are three people in the same frame on the screen, and the small letters of ****'s name also appear next to each other.
【Li Jing】【Yin Shiniang】【Taiyi Zhenren】
Their identities were named, and it was Li Jing that Master Taiyi was looking for!
In the video, Li Jing's eyes flashed coldly, and he stood directly in front of Yin Shiniang.
Taiyi Zhenren, who was beaten and had a nosebleed, finally woke up and sobered up, and his eyes lit up when he saw the man in front of him.
He struggled to get rid of the fat pig's suppression, jumped out from below, and dusted himself off with a whisk.
"I am Taiyi Zhen from the Golden Light Cave in Qianyuan Mountain..." Before he could finish his words, a stone fell directly on Taiyi Zhen's brain! The huge impact directly knocked the god to the ground!
So scary!
But the expressions of many viewers who watched the video were distorted at this moment. In this way, Taiyi Zhenren is not as good as the Taiyi Zhenren from Barbie Nezha before!
At this time, the video screen changed.
The front gate of Li Mansion was already crowded with people coming to congratulate him!
"Congratulations to Mr. Li on the birth of your son!"
"Steward Li, I'm here to propose marriage to the third young master~"
Such enthusiasm and such scenes show that Chentangguan Li Jing's reputation is deeply loved by the people!
At this time, Shen Gongbao, who was on a tall building in the distance, dropped the two talismans in his hands from high altitude and looked at Taiyi Zhenren, who was sitting firmly on a futon in the distance, with an extremely cold expression.
At this moment, Master Taiyi was counting the time with his fingers, his expression unexpectedly serious: "The time is coming soon."
"Chang Xian, I heard that you like to drink~"
Master Taiyi cast his gaze over and saw a short servant walking towards this side with a jar of wine and a smile.
"When don't you watch? How can you be in the mood to drink now?" Taiyi's expression was a little unhappy.
The servant carefully placed the jar of wine at Master Taiyi's feet as if he didn't notice.
"I put it here for you"
Master Taiyi frowned and immediately waved his hand: "No time, no time! Take it, take it!"
But the servant did not take it away but walked away silently, leaving only a jar of wine and placing it at Taiyi's feet.
Seeing this scene, Master Taiyi immediately shouted twice, but the servant did not look back.
"Sick and careless"
When Master Taiyi saw this scene, he immediately cursed with disgust on his face.
Then he continued to look at the jar of wine on the ground with a look of disgust, his expression not changing at all as he looked at it quietly.
The next second, Taiyi's true colors were revealed and his eyes widened.
"Oh! Just take a small sip~"
He picked up the wine jar and poured it into his mouth with big mouthfuls. The wine flowed down his chin, and Master Taiyi also showed a happy expression.
"Ah~Bashi~It's no fun to have even a little bit left! Keep drinking!"
Master Taiyi poured the remaining half of the jar of wine into his mouth without hesitation this time.
"Hiccup~"
Taiyi's expression stayed at this moment, and he fell to the ground unconscious...
I don't know how many viewers couldn't help but cursed when they saw this scene.
Journey to the West.
Nezha's expression was a little strange. He was originally planning to go to Qianyuan Mountain's Golden Light Cave to meet his master, but after seeing this video, he didn't know why he didn't want to go...
"I really don't know how Nezha in this world can tolerate his master..."
Nezha sighed and stepped on the Hot Wheels to fly towards the mouth of Guanjiang River. To be honest, Taiyi's performance in the video was so disappointing!
Not only was he a waste, he was also weak, his Taoist heart was very unstable, and he also subconsciously despised his servants.
This was very different from the Taiyi Zhenren he remembered.
"Nezha, this little bastard"
Taiyi Zhenren in the Golden Light Cave twitched his lips slightly. He was so close to the Golden Light Cave and yet he turned around and left!
"Dislike my teacher? I still don't dislike you for having a Barbie King Kong brother."
Master Taiyi shook his head, but to be honest, the Taiyi in the video really embarrassed all of them, Master Taiyi!
Call up the magic mobile chat group page.
【Taiyi Live Comprehensive Group】
[Journey to the West Taiyi: @十 Cold Taiyi, where is that fat pig with you? 】
[Journey to the West Taiyi: Taoist friends, don’t hide them! Who can tolerate this person insulting a poor Taoist? 】
And in the video at this time.
In the delivery room, Yin Shiniang's screams became weaker and weaker, and the midwife was also extremely anxious.
"Sir, isn't the Immortal Chief still casting spells?"
Li Jing frowned and went directly to the backyard: "Immortal! Is the time up?"
Then I saw the servant pressing Master Taiyi against the tree and punching Master Taiyi in the stomach one after another!
Li Jing was immediately shocked.
"What's wrong?"
The servant quickly explained: "The Immortal is drunk and I want to wake him up."
"Drunk?"
The servant nodded, and then punched Master Taiyi in the belly with his small fist: "Just knock out his wine!"
And Li Jing grabbed his hand directly: "How can this be done? It's too rude! It's unethical! What's the decency of it?!"
"Sir! Madam, I can't hold it any longer!" the midwife shouted, causing Li Jing's face to change drastically!
"let me!!"
Li Jing pushed the servant away, and the inner energy in his body moved his fists as fast as lightning! In an instant, countless afterimages were shot out and they were beating Master Taiyi's belly crazily!
"Ah da da da da!!"
The fierce attack even set off strong winds that made the short servant unable to stand!
"Ah fight!"
The strong attack penetrated Taiyi Zhenren's body and broke the big tree behind him!
Taiyi Zhenren finally vomited out, and the wine turned dark green after fermentation in his stomach, and continued to spurt out of Taiyi Zhenren's mouth.
"Ah~"
Taiyi Zhenren, who woke up, yawned slowly: "I seemed to have had a nightmare just now."
Seeing Master Taiyi like this, Li Jing showed a hint of disgust deep in his eyes.
You can still get drunk on such an urgent matter, is this worthy of being regarded as a god?
Although he felt uncomfortable, Li Jing did not say it out loud. Instead, he clasped his fists and said, "Exian, please open Baolian!"
Master Taiyi was finally awakened: "Yes, yes, yes, let's go!"
Standing in front of Baolian with both hands, complex rune patterns appeared in the void.
Master Taiyi looked at this scene with a serious expression, but did not take action for a long time...
After a while, Li Jing finally couldn't help but ask: "What are you...waiting for?"
Master Taiyi turned back stiffly: "I...I can't remember the password..."
Li Jing: “…”
Shen Gongbao: “…”
Audiences from all dimensions: “…”
Let this pig die! How can he be ranked among the 12th Golden Immortal even if he looks like this?
He kept slipping up at critical moments. At this moment, not only those mythical powers looked down on Taiyi Zhenren in the video, but also many mortals looked at Taiyi Zhenren with disgust.
Taiyi Zhenren in the video patted his head.
"This wine is so strong that my head is dizzy..." Taiyi Zhenren rubbed his hands anxiously: "I remember..."
I quickly tried to enter the password, but the result was predictable...
fail!
"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, there are still four chances!" Taiyi Zhenren said to Li Jing quickly.
Then try the password...
mistake…
mistake…
Continuing error…
"Hiss...it doesn't make sense."
Li Jing's expression was already a bit broken: "What will happen if you are wrong five times?"
Master Taiyi suddenly calmed down at this moment: "Baolian is automatically locked and can only be opened after ten years."
Upon hearing this, Li Jing directly covered his chest and resisted the urge to draw his sword and hack Taiyi to death.
On the other side, Shen Gongbao was so angry that he chewed up the wood next to him. For such an idiot and a waste, Master would take on a heavy responsibility, but I was abandoned miserably...
At this moment, Yin Shiniang had fainted due to the huge pain, and Li Jing's expression became more and more anxious.
Then without hesitation, he shook the password randomly and pressed his palm on it. Li Jing's expression was completely shattered!
"Xian Chang!!"
"Stop it, fat guy!!"
Li Jing and Shen Gongbao broke through the defense almost at the same time.
And this time...
The red light turned into emerald green, the Pauline quickly opened, and two beads, one red and one blue, slowly floated in the air!
"I forgot." Master Taiyi raised his palm proudly: "If you forget your password, you can also use your fingerprint to unlock it."
Li Jing breathed a sigh of relief. Although he kept losing track, luckily he finally succeeded.
Just as Taiyi Zhenren reached out to grab the spirit bead, the servant suddenly shouted to the back: "The tavern is opening with a 50% discount!!"
As soon as he said this, Taiyi Zhenren looked back as if reflecting his body, with an excited idiot look on his face!
This expression made countless Taiyi real people gasp...
I am the Twelve Golden Immortals, Taiyi Zhenren of Jinguangdong, and a disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun. I cannot be angry, I absolutely cannot be angry...
Damn it! I really want to kill this damn fat guy!!
While Master Taiyi was looking around, the servant quietly reached out to grab the spirit bead. Just when he was about to succeed, Li Jing suddenly stood up.
"I felt something was wrong with you from just now."
Master Taiyi also turned around and saw a talisman attached to the servant's back!
"Puppet Talisman?"
He quickly tore it off and the servant fainted immediately.
But at this moment, a dark shadow quietly took away both beads, and it turned out to be the midwife!
"She was also hit by the Puppet Talisman." Master Taiyi looked confused. Master didn't tell me about such an emergency!
"You want it so much?" the midwife smiled sinisterly: "Then I'll give you one back."
The red magic pill flew out of his hand and was carved directly into the center of the altar!
A massive amount of demonic energy instantly wandered towards the runes!
"stop!"
Li Jing's pupils shrank, and without hesitation he rushed towards the stone altar and smashed it into pieces with one punch!
But the magic pill has completely engraved the runes!
"It's over..." Master Taiyi was still confused.
Li Jing's muscles were tense all over his body, his eyes were full of pain, and he kept grabbing the demonic energy in the sky with his hands.
Watching helplessly, these demonic energies engraved with special runes flew to the delivery room and entered Yin Shiniang's belly!
In an instant! The terrifying demonic energy directly broke through the house! It was like a devil coming to the world. The people watching outside Li's Mansion suddenly trembled, with fear on their faces.
"Master! Come and take a look."
The maid slowly walked out with the baby in her arms, and Li Jing and Taiyi Zhenren looked over immediately.
I saw a round flesh ball squirming gently in the swaddling clothes.
"this…"
The flesh ball suddenly grew a pair of human eyes, and red hair also grew from it!
Then there was a pair of fangs and a huge mouth that did not look like humans or gods, but looked like the devil in the abyss!
I saw this meat ball jumping out of the swaddling clothes, and it turned out to be a head! There was no body, only facial features full of evil desires!
Taiyi Zhenren buried his face in Li Jing's arms and shivered: "It's so scary!"
Taiyi Zhenren of all heavens and worlds: "..."
All the Li Jings and Nezha in all the worlds: "..."
The devil boy comes to the world.
"The Nine Heavens Mysterious Temple turns into divine thunder, and the brilliant power of heaven is drawn with the sword!"
Master Tai 2 waved the divine sword in his hand, causing thunder and tribulation from heaven and earth to strike directly towards Master Tai Yi!
The sky thundered, directly covering the physical body of Master Taiyi!
"Die to me!!"
As for Taiyi Zhenren, who was screaming wildly during the thunder tribulation, he could not directly kill Taiyi Zhenren with the life-saving divine sword Yu Lei Zhenjue with the Mountains and Rivers Society Map.
However, the paralysis of the thunder and lightning could not be shielded. The feeling of ecstasy made Taiyi Zhenren let out a cry that was inappropriate for children...
"That's almost enough, Tai 2 Master!"
I saw Li Jing from the cold world walking slowly and looking at Master Taiyi with an indifferent look.