Chapter five hundred and forty-eight the collapse of the devil boy
"You naughty boy, do you know that when Sun Wukong peed into Tathagata's hand, he was suppressed for 500 years? If you dare to come in front of my Tushita Palace today, the old Taoist will definitely refine you into a magic pill.
"
Taishang Laojun did not know when he appeared behind the demon boy Nezha.
I saw the devil boy Nezha quietly putting the little bird back into his crotch, putting his hands in his pockets with a rebellious look on his face.
"Who are you?"
Taishang Laojun raised his eyebrows slightly: "You..."
Before he finished speaking, the demon boy Nezha stretched out his hand and interrupted him. If other gods saw this, they would be scared to death!
From the beginning of heaven and earth to now, no one has dared to interrupt Taishang Laojun when he is talking!
"Don't say anything yet, old man! Let me take a guess." The devil boy Nezha looked at the endless white clouds next to him, and then at the magnificent and outrageous palace in front of him.
"Dushi Palace, um... the old man with the white beard..." The demon boy Nezha swallowed his saliva and cautiously glanced at Taishang Laojun: "I know! You must be Yuanshi Tianzun, right?!"
Taishang Laojun: “…”
"Ahem...that's right! I am Yuqing Yuanshi Tianzun!!"
Demon boy Nezha: “…”
You are lying to a child! Do you really think of me as a three-year-old brat? The white-bearded old man in front of the Tusita Palace, tell me that you are Yuanshi Tianzun?
Although there were ten thousand grass-mud horses galloping past in his heart, the devil boy Nezha still showed a hypocritical expression of admiration.
"Wow! Yuanshi Tianzun! What a pity, I like Daode Tianzun."
Taishang Laojun narrowed his eyes slightly, why does this little kid feel so much smarter than Nezha from Journey to the West?
If it had been Nezha back then, I'm afraid he would have screamed, beaten, and killed.
And in the distant Yuqing Palace, Yuanshi Tianzun helplessly glanced at Taishang Laojun, why is the eldest brother now so old and not ashamed...
You can do such a thing as taking my name, don’t you know that you have to bear the consequences?
but…
Accepting the devil boy Nezha as his disciple? It looks strange. From now on, Taiyi and the devil boy Nezha will be the same generation...
On the other side, the demon boy Nezha shook his head: "But you, an old man, can't play with me. The other sister Nezha...my brother is busy all day long and has to go to school. It's very boring."
"Poor! Poor Nezha! My father has not cared for my mother since I was little. I am lonely, lonely."
Taishang Laojun only found it funny. In the video, Li Jing and Yin Shiniang loved the devil boy Nezha in every possible way, but the naughty boy in front of them could open his mouth and do it.
But it was just words, Taishang Laojun could see that the devil boy Nezha respected his parents very much.
"You're right. I don't have the energy to play with you anymore, but I can find someone else."
Taishang Laojun secretly laughed in his heart, but the devil boy Nezha's eyes lit up, yes! With a status like Taishang Laojun, wouldn't it be easy to find a few people to play with him?
And you don’t have to worry about the other party being knocked down by you twice!
In the video at this time.
The sky was dark, big waves were everywhere, and the sea was rough, but Shen Gongbao jumped directly into the sea without any hesitation!
The body sank quickly and soon reached the depths of the seabed!
I saw countless chains tied to a sea-suppressing magic stick. The dust accumulated over thousands of years turned into stones and tightly wrapped the place, and the word "Dragon Palace" was written on it!
Such a barren land turned out to be the Dragon Palace!
This has puzzled many viewers of the world where Dragon Palace exists. No matter which world you are in, when the word Dragon Palace is mentioned, the first thing that comes to your mind is wealth, right?
Shen Gongbao's figure passed through the chain, and he could faintly see the dragon clan hidden deep in the seabed. One by one, the dragons were wrapped around the chain and they closed their eyes to rest.
Until Shen Gongbao fell to the deepest point, and then stopped in front of a huge white dragon!
Bai Long opened his eyes and was not surprised at all by Shen Gongbao's arrival.
"Coming?"
Shen Gongbao nodded, then spread out his right hand and a bead full of spiritual energy was lying in his hand.
"This is the spirit bead? Can I inject the dragon egg into it so that my son can gain boundless magical powers and have the chance to become a god and ascend to heaven in the future?"
Bailong put his huge head close to the spirit bead, feeling a little excited.
"No...no..."
Bailong's pupils expanded instantly, and endless murderous intent was about to spurt out: "No?!"
"Not bad!" Shen Gongbao finally choked out these two words.
Bai Long was stunned for a moment, his murderous aura gradually disappeared and he stared blankly at Shen Gongbao in front of him.
"That's good…"
The white dragon opened his mouth, and a blue dragon egg spit out from his mouth and slowly floated forward.
And Shen Gongbao also threw the spirit bead in his hand, and the spirit bead immediately turned into a massive amount of spiritual energy and injected it into the dragon egg!
At this moment, the qualifications of the dragon egg in front of you are improving crazily!
Then a crack appeared in an instant, and a divine dragon born with divine light appeared in front of countless viewers!
Endless spiritual energy cheered for his birth, and the purple light enveloped the little dragon's body, establishing his innate roots.
"This is my son Ao Bing. According to the agreement, I will let him become your teacher, but you must wish him to escape from this undersea purgatory and enter the heaven!"
Bai Long glanced at Ao Bing tenderly, and then turned his attention to Shen Gongbao.
"It doesn't work..."
Bailong's dragon energy gradually boiled, and he stared at Shen Gongbao with his eyes: "No way?!"
"If you don't succeed, then you will be successful! I want to prove that I am the best candidate for the 12th Golden Immortal!"
Bai Long stared at Shen Gongbao silently. After a long silence, he finally sighed helplessly.
"Next time, you just need to nod."
The World of the Gods.
King Zhou looked at Shen Gongbao in front of him with curiosity: "Master, please say a few words and let me listen."
Shen Gongbao: “…”
He took a deep breath and suppressed his anger.
"Your Majesty!! Let me say it again! I really don't stutter!"
"Really? I don't believe it." King Zhou put a bunch of small grapes into his mouth: "You can read a tongue twister and listen."
The corner of Shen Gongbao's mouth curled up slightly, knowing that King Zhou wanted him to recite the tongue twister. Fortunately, he had learned it on the magic phone in advance!
He opened his mouth very confidently: "A lama came from the south, carrying five kilograms of Tamu in his hand. A mute came from the north, with a trumpet on his waist. The lama who had raised the Tamu wanted to take five kilograms of Tamu.
Exchange the trumpet that the mute in the north wore on his waist. The mute who was wearing the trumpet was unwilling to exchange it for the trumpet that the Lama had raised. The Lama who had raised the tamadu became anxious and took it.
After picking up the five-pound tamadu, he slapped the dumb speaker who had the trumpet attached to it. The mute who had the trumpet attached to it also became anxious. He took off the trumpet from his waist and hit the lama who had raised the tamaru.
The mute who was wearing a trumpet was stunned when he saw it. The mute who was wearing a trumpet hit the lama who was wearing a trumpet. The lama went home to stew his eyes, and the mute went home to play the trumpet. "
After reciting it in one breath, Shen Gongbao took a big breath, almost suffocating himself to death.
And King Zhou looked at Shen Gongbao in astonishment: "I didn't expect the imperial master to have such skills! I admire him so much!"
"The Imperial Master hasn't eaten yet?"
Shen Gongbao immediately said: "I came here this time on important matters..."
"Alas! Imperial Master, now that I have established a great business and the country is peaceful and the people are at peace, the people don't have to worry about food, clothing, or entertainment. Is there anything more important than eating?"
"Come here! Give the Imperial Master a bowl of my Dashang's specialty, beef and spicy soup!"
"After drinking this bowl of spicy soup, let's talk about other things." King Zhou laughed and said, "This is the famous delicacy of Dashang 4000 years later."
Shen Gongbao: “…”
This is the only bad thing about the Internet. King Zhou, who was influenced by the Internet, did not care about the so-called gods. The human world was everything to him. In this era, it is not difficult to maintain peace and prosperity for the country and the people.
There will be too many high-yield crops in the future, and the people will have no worries about food and drink, and those demons will not dare to come to the location of the Human Emperor.
Of course, except for exotic beasts like the nine-tailed sky fox.
In video.
Taiyi Zhenren and Li Jing rode a piglet and flew among the clouds. The scene had no sense of sacredness at all, and even the heavens did not make people feel awe...
because…
Because I know everything!
At this time, not far in front of the two of them, a portal standing on the clouds appeared in sight.
"This is the Gate of the Void. Master has already jumped out of the Three Realms. Only through this gate can we find him."
The two of them quickly arrived at the Gate of the Void, knelt on their knees and stood with fists clasped in their hands.
"Disciple Taiyi asks for an audience!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a voice came from the door.
"What a great Taiyi! Do you know your guilt?"
Taiyi suddenly trembled and fell to the ground: "Yes, yes, the disciple is indeed guilty, but if the evil spirit hadn't robbed him halfway..."
"Bah!! Don't make excuses!"
The two of them were shocked, and then they saw a creature made of white clouds coming out from behind the portal!
"Just think about how many years you haven't been here! I'm going to be bored to death!"
Taiyi's expression was immediately speechless: "I knew it was you"
Then he got up from the ground, pointed at the strange creature and said: "This is the Changsheng Yun who is responsible for the Gate of the Void. We all call him Xiao Yunyun."
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Yunyun was furious: "Fei Fei! Did you call me Xiao Yunyun too?"
Then he looked at Li Jing and Xiao Yunyun's expression changed instantly: "Who is this?"
Master Taiyi's expression turned gloomy, and he slapped Xiao Yunyun on the face: "Shut up! Call me Master Taiyi!"
Then he helped introduce Li Jing.
"This is Commander-in-Chief Li Jing of Chentangguan"
"Thank you!"
Xiao Yunyun was very excited at this moment and used her magic to turn the clouds into tables, chairs, benches and teacups.
"Brother won't be lonely if you come here~"
"Come, come, come, drink tea, drink tea, is it easy for me to squat here at the gate every day? I haven't talked to anyone in decades, and I'm sick from holding it in!"
Looking at the talkative little Yunyun in front of him, Li Jing felt helpless.
There is no decent person among the gods, right?
"We have something urgent to see the Heavenly Lord, and please let us know, senior!"
Xiao Yunyun's expression was stunned, and then he shook his head: "That's not possible, the master and the two masters, Lingbao Tianzun and Daode Tianzun, escaped into the Void Gate together and said they were in retreat to edit the list of gods."
Xiao Yunyun looked at Li Jing curiously: "Tell me what you want Tianzun to do."
Li Jing's expression was no longer so cheerful: "Someone was frightened and cast the Heavenly Tribulation Curse. I want to ask God to save him."
Xiao Yunyun was suddenly shocked: "Heavenly Tribulation Curse?! Then it's useless for you to find Tianzun, this curse has no solution."
When Li Jing heard this, his scalp suddenly became numb, and he knelt down on the ground weakly. If even Yuanshi Tianzun couldn't do anything, Nezha would definitely die.
Master Taiyi sighed: "One day in the sky and one year in the earth. We have wasted all this time here. It has been a long time since Chentangguan passed. We should go back early to see if we can do anything more for the child..."
The video shows the father's helplessness, and also makes countless viewers surprised by this so-called tribulation curse.
Journey to the West.
The demon boy Nezha touched his body: "Oh! I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to survive anymore, I'm going to burp my farts soon."
After saying that, he looked at Taishang Laojun, his meaning was very obvious!
Old man! It’s up to you!
Taishang Laojun: “…”
"This is easy to handle. I will help you break this curse. You have to go to Yuqing Palace to be a fire boy for three years."
The demon boy Nezha suddenly grinned and said, "Then it's settled."
"A word is settled"
Yuanshi Tianzun: “…”
Someone wants to harm me!! I have always been happy and threw a chirping demon boy here. Do you want to disturb me to death?
On the other side, Taishang Laojun had already reached an agreement with the demon boy Nezha. He went to curse the Heavenly Tribulation and Taishang Laojun gently waved the whisk in his hand and the little spell was wiped out.
After all, the gap between the two worlds is too big.
In the video at this time.
Chentangguan Li Mansion.
In the picture, the Li Mansion is almost in a mess, with gaps everywhere in the walls, and almost nothing is complete as far as the eye can see!
"I'm locked up in the house with nothing to do. I climb over walls, smash bricks and throw bottles and jars, and go back and forth a thousand times. I'm also very tired."
So wet, so wet!
All I saw in the picture was a child with a bun on his head lying on the wall.
"Zha'er, what are you doing sitting on the wall?" Yin Shiniang stepped over the ruins and shouted softly.
But the devil boy Nezha didn't even look back: "I can't go out, and there's no one to play with me. What else can I do except watch the scenery?"
A trace of guilt flashed in Yin Shiniang's eyes: "Then tell me what scenery you saw?"
"Mountains, trees, flowers, grass, could it be possible to see people running around naked?"
Yin Shiniang: “…”
"I know how to joke." Yin Shiniang patted her chest: "Come here, how about Mom playing with you?"
"Come on, you are either busy slaying demons or exterminating demons every day. I am lucky to see you now. How can I have time to coax children?"
As soon as these words came out, Yin Shiniang's guilt deepened: "Yes, it's my fault. In fact, I want to spend more time with you, but with the responsibility of guarding the fortress, I can't do anything at all!"
"It's rare that I have free time today, how about you come and play shuttlecock with me?"
The devil boy Nezha's eyes suddenly widened, he sat up directly, then turned his back to Yin Shiniang, adjusted his expression, and turned back with a very sad look.
"Since you are so bored, then I will play with you."
Yin Shiniang took out a shuttlecock and kicked it to the devil boy Nezha. The guard on the side took out a pair of armor.
"Madam, why don't you put on armor?"
"Nonsense! You need to wear armor when playing with your son? Will someone die if you kick a shuttlecock!?"
At this time, the devil boy Nezha has finished warming up: "Mom, continue!"
With one kick, the shuttlecock was as fast as a rocket. As soon as Yin Shiniang smiled, she connected directly with the shuttlecock and was kicked out together!
"Mom, are you okay?"
"It's okay, it's okay." Yin Shiniang crawled out from the wall: "Good game!"
Then he waved to the guard next to him: "You'd better put it on..."
"Then I should be gentler?" the devil boy Nezha said cautiously.
"No! You open it up and play!" Yin Shiniang shouted boldly.
The same thing is happening in the world of Journey to the West...
"Ahhhh!!" The demon boy Nezha screamed, and the shuttlecock flew to an unknown distance before it stopped flying...
"Be gentle!!!" Demon boy Nezha said with a face full of collapse.
Journey to the West Nezha's face was full of excitement: "No! I'm open to playing!"
"Mom!! I miss you!!"
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