Chapter five hundred and sixty second Jingwei bird
"Amitabha"
The smile on Avalokitesvara's face is getting brighter and brighter, the sound of burning sounds is heard all around, and the Buddha's light lights up behind his head, everything becomes very sacred!
Except for the iron-eating beast that inserted the purple bamboo in and out of its mouth, it was really curious about why the bamboo was so hard! You must know that it is called an iron-eating beast and can even chew some magic iron easily.
But this bamboo is so strong that it cannot be chewed.
This is actually very easy to understand. The iron-eating beast that has been sleeping since ancient times has long lost its previous strength. In addition, the strength of the extremely salty fish relies entirely on natural growth. Such strength must be impossible to harm.
Zizhu has spiritual roots of heaven and earth.
Even if the purple bamboo in front of you is just a branch.
"Iron-eating beast, you are destined to come with me back to Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea, how about you?"
So this is what you came here for?
The iron-eating beast did not make a sound, but silently licked the purple bamboo with its tongue, as if it did not hear Guanyin's words at all.
"I have a lot of purple bamboo like this in my dojo. After I help you restore your cultivation base, you can eat as much as you want."
The iron-eating beast slowly stopped and stared at Guanyin with its big eyes: "Are there so many cute little sisters in Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea?"
Guanshiyin knew that it was talking about this circle of female iron-eating beasts, that is, pandas.
"Of course you can. In Buddhism, we still have the Happy Buddha. You can do whatever you want."
Avalokitesvara said directly without hesitation, it would be of great use to bring back this iron-eating beast that controls the innate yin and yang energy!
There is no need to say more about how powerful the innate yin and yang are.
However, the iron-eating beast yawned out of boredom, stretched its waist, and walked toward the back with its butt facing Guanyin.
Don't really think it's stupid. As Chi You's mount, it has frightened countless powerful ferocious beasts. It is smarter than anyone imagined.
Coupled with the existence of magic mobile phones, the iron-eating beast is still a little confused about what Buddhism is like!
In the heart of the iron-eating beast, this rising star is full of double standards and self-deception.
The Buddha said that all living beings are equal, but they are still aloof! No one can tolerate any disrespect towards them.
The Buddha said that he would lay down his butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately, but he did not care about the lives lost at the hands of evil people.
It is not just a legend that good people have to endure more hardships and kneel before the Buddha for 3,000 years. It is much easier for evil people to be forgiven than for good people to ask for help!
The Buddha can make things difficult for the world in every possible way, but the world must not be disrespectful to the Buddha! As long as you are slightly disrespectful to the Buddha, there will be a so-called angry-eyed Vajra!
While surfing the Internet, Iron Eater heard many funny remarks about Buddhism.
After the wine and meat passed through the intestines, it remained in the heart of the Buddha. If people in the world imitate me, it will be like entering the devil's path.
The iron-eating beast just wants to say hehe!
I can break the precepts, eat meat and drink wine, because I have the concentration of Buddha! I am awesome, I am strong, but you can't learn from me because you are not as awesome as me!
Where is the sense of Zen in such words? Isn’t this an inappropriate double standard?
Moreover, the Happy Buddha mentioned by Avalokitesvara just now is even more ridiculous. Aren’t all the monks’ many precepts just bullshit?
You can't lie? The four members of Journey to the West have all arrived at Lingshan Mountain and you gave them a bunch of fake books, and even asked for gold and silver in the world as bribes. This is Buddha.
Compassionate and generous, all living beings are equal? Manjushri Bodhisattva turned into an ordinary monk and made every effort to make things difficult for the King of Wuji Kingdom by asking some Buddhist theories. He also asked others to give up the beautiful rivers and mountains to become monks, and in the end he was punished by being soaked in the river for three days. This is also magnanimous after all.
Do you want others to give up the beauties in the harem and the prosperity of the world and go back to become a monk with you?
If this matter were left to Ying Zheng, Zhu Yuanzhang would have been praised by you. But what? The king of the Wuji Kingdom was suppressed for three years because of his disrespect for the Bodhisattva. His position as king was also deprived of the mount of Manjushri Bodhisattva.
Instead.
This is the Buddha who talks so much about benevolence, righteousness and morality but does not do anything decent.
And the equality of all living beings is even more nonsense. If you encounter monsters with some talent, you will either capture them as mounts or throw them back home to look after the home. This equality of all living beings also opens the eyes of the iron-eating beast.
As Chi You's mount, it now has a comfortable life. There is not a single big demon in the Tang Dynasty, but all of them are mountain gods and water gods who have deepened their divine status. If you follow Avalokitesvara back home, you will inevitably be used as a mount by a certain Bodhisattva or Buddha.
So I say hehe.
Avalokiteśvara was not annoyed, she just looked back quietly, with her hands clasped together and the lotus flowers rising at her feet, she was dragged up to the sky. The Buddha's light flashed above Chang'an City, and the people of Chang'an City who had been banned just now suddenly started to move again!
And this activity saw the holy Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva in the sky!
"It's a god..."
"It's Guanyin Bodhisattva!!"
"Guanyin Bodhisattva!!"
The people of Chang'an City quickly knelt down and worshiped Guanshiyin Bodhisattva with excited faces.
"Amitabha" Guanyin Bodhisattva whispered the Buddha's name: "Chang'an City is so evil that it rises to the sky. Come and check it out."
The people of Chang'an City were suddenly shocked, their faces full of panic, and they quickly knelt down and begged Guanyin Bodhisattva for help.
"Full of nonsense!" Cheng Yaojin shouted sharply: "Guanyin! How could there be a demon here in Chang'an City?!"
"It's normal for General Cheng not to be able to see a mortal fetus with the naked eye." Guanyin Bodhisattva glanced at Cheng Yaojin lightly. To be honest, she was a little too lazy to pay attention to someone of Cheng Yaojin's level.
After all, even if a hundred years later, Cheng Yaojin would only be a squad leader in the sky. Maybe it would take hundreds of thousands of years for Cheng Yaojin to let her take another look.
But the iron-eating beast's eyes were extremely gloomy. It still underestimated the shamelessness of Buddhism. Since the recruitment failed, it wanted to use the talk of demons to arrange itself, and then it took itself back to Lingshan with the topic of subduing demons and slaying demons!
At this moment, the iron-eating beast can be said to be extremely anxious. Guanyin Bodhisattva insists on doing this, and no one in the entire Tang Dynasty can stop her! Even if Yuan Tiangang and Wei Zheng join forces, they are not the enemy of Guanyin.
Needless to say, those human military generals are so powerful that even some great demons would be afraid of them, but their blood is of no use to gods and Buddhas.
"Okay, then tell me where the monster is?" Cheng Yaojin was also in a very anxious mood at the moment. Guanyin's appearance must be because he wanted something, and he couldn't save this thing by himself.
Avalokitesvara tapped his finger, and a vast mana directly enveloped the iron-eating beast!
In an instant, the demonic energy surged into the sky! A huge phantom appeared in the sky above Chang'an City! It was an extremely ferocious iron-eating beast, its eyes glowing bloodthirsty red.
"This demon is an ancient demon. It is so powerful that even I am afraid of it."
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva looked compassionate, and his compassionate eyes turned away from the people of Chang'an who were kneeling on the ground.
"My Buddha once said that people in the southern continent are greedy for sexual pleasure and enjoy misfortunes, and they kill and fight a lot. It is the so-called murderous place of words, a sea of right and wrong, among which the territory of the Tang Dynasty is truly the pinnacle! Chang'an City is the place of the emperor, and it can appear under the emperor's feet.
Such a terrifying monster is truly appalling.”
Cheng Yaojin frowned. In his opinion, this iron-eating beast posed no threat at all and was just a salted fish.
But what Guanshiyin said made him very angry! It's not like he had never been to other continents before. It was undoubtedly a dream to fool the well-informed Cheng Yaojin!
There is no national law in Dongsheng Shenzhou, and there are monsters everywhere. Beiju Luzhou is simply a paradise for monsters and ghosts. There are no human beings in it at all. They are all monsters that drink blood.
And Xiniu Hezhou, where Lingshan is located, is full of funny monsters. Anyone who doesn't believe in Buddha will be punished by Buddha. The closer to Lingshan, the worse life will be. This was mentioned at the last Yaochi Holy Land banquet...
The Lion and Camel Kingdom was completely wiped out by the three monsters of Buddhism!
But even though he was dissatisfied, Cheng Yaojin was still waiting for support. He didn't believe that his old friends would not come over!
"You're talking bullshit about your mother!!!" Cheng Chuliang roared angrily. He didn't have as many thoughts as his father. He only knew that the Guanyin in front of him was talking bullshit.
At this time, the Tang Dynasty can be said to be a superpower, with all nations coming to court! There is no country in the entire world of Journey to the West that does not know the Tang Dynasty, and there is no country that does not give the Tang Dynasty face!
Tang Sanzang, holding the customs clearance document, could enjoy the best treatment in various countries and be received by the kings of various countries! Why was he naturally afraid of the Khan's army coming to the border!
Such a powerful country and such a prosperous age! It was actually said to be so miserable by Buddhism. Cheng Chuliang, who had always been proud of being a Tang Dynasty man, simply couldn't stand Guanyin's nonsense.
A trace of displeasure flashed deep in the eyes of Guanyin in the sky. Do cats and dogs now dare to say such things to him?
Don't you dare say anything without looking at your father?
Cheng Yaojin turned his back on his own son and then burst out laughing: "My son is right! Guanyin! You are just talking bullshit!"
As soon as this statement came out, everyone including Guanyin Bodhisattva and the Iron-eating Beast were stunned...
Some people in Chang'an City showed fearful expressions. The Duke of Lu actually disrespected Guanyin Bodhisattva...
It’s over, it’s over…
When the iron-eating beast looked at Cheng Yaojin's figure, a big man with horns on his head suddenly flashed in his mind, ah... The human race really has no shortage of such reckless men in any era!
"I am Chi You's general! I am not a monster!"
The smile on Cheng Yaojin's face became more and more crazier. Although Chi You's reputation has never been very good, and he was even called a devil, it is undeniable that Chi You is one of the ancestors of mankind!
Then the iron-eating beast in front of me is completely bound to the human race.
"You have heard Guanyin! Is it strange that there is Chi You's mount in our Chang'an City Zoo?" Cheng Yaojin raised his eyebrows slightly: "Or do you want to be the enemy of the Tang Dynasty?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled softly: "Cheng Yaojin, can you represent the Tang Dynasty? Can I, your majesty, eliminate demons for the Tang Dynasty indiscriminately?"
"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, we don't need your help in the Tang Dynasty, right?"
Ta...ta! Ta!!
The sound of marching footsteps gave Cheng Yaojin a sense of security, and he saw that the dense Tang army had completely surrounded the area.
At the front, Li Shimin, wearing golden armor, rode a dragon horse and approached slowly, with a confident smile on his face, as if he didn't take Guanyin seriously at all.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, why are you still so high and mighty? Could it be that you look down on us humans?"
A trace of displeasure flashed in Li Shimin's eyes. The Guanyin flying in the sky still required him to look up. As the supreme being in the human world, there was nothing in this world that could make him look up, not even the sky.
Guanshiyin Bodhisattva was also keenly aware of the confidence in Li Shimin's words, and couldn't help but beat a drum in his heart.
Not long ago, the Tathagata Buddha suffered an unknown loss at the Yaochi Holy Land. The supreme human power of Emperor Fuxi playing the Fuxi Qin almost caused the Tathagata to be injured on the surface.
Maybe Fuxi saved some face for Tathagata and only hurt him internally.
But now Li Shimin's self-confidence directly reminds Guanyin Bodhisattva of the three emperors of Huoyun Cave. Can those three bosses leave Huoyun Cave?
"Your Majesty, you have misunderstood." Guanshiyin descended from the sky and spoke with great respect. Not long ago, she was still aloof when she was in Chang'an to enlighten Tang Monk.
"Since it's a misunderstanding, please go back," Li Shimin said coldly,
"But Your Majesty..."
"Jingwei sees off guests!"
Li Shimin said directly, and as soon as he finished speaking, a small green bird flew from the sky with a small stone in its mouth.
The moment the Jingwei bird appeared, the iron-eating beast opened its mouth wide and its eyes were filled with disbelief. It didn't know Guanyin or Li Shimin, but it knew this bird!!
Isn’t this the Jingwei Divine Bird, the daughter of Emperor Yan?!
I saw the Jingwei bird spitting out the small stone from its mouth. In an instant, the small stone became ten million times larger! It was like the top of Mount Tai, pressing towards Guanyin!
Li Shimin: “…”
Well, he's so fierce! But can you please stop throwing stones at Chang'an City? Gouba is so cool!
Cheng Yaojin was also confused, feeling that this was an indiscriminate attack!
Guanyin Bodhisattva's expression also darkened. If it were just an ordinary stone, no matter how big it was, it would have no effect on him, but the stone spit out by the Jingwei Bird had a terrifying suppressive power!
Even Guanshiyin Bodhisattva doesn't want to touch this kind of power too much. If she is really trapped underneath, I'm afraid she won't be able to get out for three to five hundred years!
After all, Jingwei is an ambitious person who wants to fill the sea. How can ordinary stones fill up the wasteland all over the world?
Guanyin Bodhisattva whispered the name of the Buddha and disappeared without a trace like a bubble, and the mountain peak in the sky that was larger than the entire Chang'an City was once again held in the mouth of the Jingwei bird!
With a clear cry, the Jingwei bird landed on Li Shimin's shoulder, his eyes full of clarity but not the legendary bloodthirst or fury.
But at this time, the Jingwei bird looked at the iron-eating beast...
"We don't know how to thank you." The iron-eating beast slowly walked towards Li Shimin: "How about I step on your shoulders like Jingwei?"
Li Shimin: “…”
If you want to kill me, you can just say so, there is no need to torture me like this!
"My mortal body cannot bear such a generous reward. Why don't you step on Cheng Yaojin's shoulders like this?" Li Shimin instantly pointed at Cheng Yaojin who was watching the show.
"This General Cheng Yaojin is one of the most famous generals in our Tang Dynasty! You will follow him from now on! Food and accommodation will be included!"
As soon as these words came out, Cheng Yaojin immediately looked at Li Shimin with his eyes wide open and a look of disbelief on his face.
I regard you as your majesty, but you regard me as your enemy?