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Chapter 508 Ami Tofu

The golden lion's expression has completely collapsed. Why is there such a thing as the Court of Heavens?

And as a pirate, even though he is no longer in the pirate business, he is definitely not a good and lawful person!

Although Warring States and Golden Lion are now blinded by anger, their two contributions to the world... although they have not contributed much, they have guarded justice for decades after all!

Is it really okay for me to be a pirate and take them to court now?

Seeing the violent energy overflowing, the golden lion could only endure the thought of complaining and decisively paid 999 Origin Points. His base camp in this world was finally stabilized. If it was really ruined because of the fight between these two.

, even she will feel distressed for a long time!

The source point was instantly deducted, and a big black eyeball appeared in the sky above the pirate world!

Distortion, chaos, and an incomparable feeling instantly enveloped everyone's hearts!

Time was suspended, and Golden Lion and Garp Sengoku instantly disappeared into the pirate world!

The black gold keyboard...well...in the court of the heavens!

A figure that cannot be described in words sits firmly on the high hall. Her size is larger than the universe, and she is wrapped in thick black mist!

The sound of drums coming from the black mist really makes the court of heavens look like an ancient yamen, if it weren't for the word "mighty", it would be the same!

Garp Warring States was placed in the defendant's seat, and Golden Lion sat in the plaintiff's seat!

Twisted gods stand beside them. Each of these guys is an existence with a name in the Cthulhu pantheon!

Now they were forcibly summoned by Azathoth, and from the moment they entered the court of the heavens, they could never get out again. The endless origin firmly imprisoned the entire court in nothingness, and the transcendent power of different attributes bound the origin

Solidified, even these evil gods of the Cthulhu pantheon are unable to escape!

"You have three minutes now to recruit lawyers, and the trial will officially begin in three minutes!"

Azathoth conveyed his intention, and the twisted transcendent power instantly awakened Sengoku and Garp...

I saw Kapu Tongkong, who was exuding Buddha light, trembling slightly. With his current Buddhist practice, facing Azathoth, it was like a mayfly shaking a tree and not worth mentioning!

Even though the Dharma in his heart is still stable, he is still shaken by Azathoth's voice and his whole body is shaking!

The same is true for Garp. Azathoth is different from the gentleness of Seraph. Her existence represents the break of the Cthulhu pantheon. Just an unconscious gaze is enough to drive any life below the transcendent into madness!

If it weren't for the protection of the All Heavens Court, the three pirates would have had their brains shattered and died on the spot!

“Take out your magic phone and ask for help.”

Garp looked at Warring States and said softly. The function of the Court of Heavens had been passed into their minds just now, and they also knew that they had been sued by the Golden Lion!

In fact, there was originally a court-like existence in the pirate world. Judiciary Island was such an institution. Pirates were responsible for arresting people and then sending them to Judiciary Island for trial!

It's just that originally there was no such thing as a lawyer among pirates, because all those caught by the navy were villains with heinous crimes!



Even if the wrong person is arrested, no one will know. After all, human life is very worthless in this world!

It is better to kill the wrong person than let him go. He has always been synonymous with the world government!

Opening the magic phone actually allowed them to find the lawyer's information on it!

His eyes quickly passed through a large amount of lawyer information, and soon Zeng Guo set his sights on a thin person wearing a suit!

"This man has great wisdom in his eyes and must be a powerful lawyer."

Garp also quickly turned his attention to it. He and Zhan Guo were both defendants, so they could only hire one lawyer to defend them. Garp also felt that his IQ was not as good as that of Seng Guo, so the two of them had a tacit understanding and chose to let Zhan Guo make the selection.

!

The picture on the Warring States Magic mobile phone also made Garp nod slightly. It was a young man with a confident smile. Although he was short and thin, his confident smile could not deceive others!

"Professional lawyer Zhang Wei? He sounds very professional the first time he hears it!" Karp nodded with satisfaction, and Warring States also felt that his choice was absolutely right and immediately set his sights on Zhang Wei's commission fee.

"0.33 origin points? How can it be so cheap?"

Warring States privately chatted with Zhang Wei with doubtful thoughts, and told professional lawyer Zhang Wei all about this incident, but the other party seemed to have been waiting in front of the magic phone and responded instantly!

This attitude once again made Sengoku and Garp nod, look! Look what professionalism is!

[Professional lawyer Zhang Wei: Don’t worry! Although the price I mentioned is a bit expensive, my strength is definitely worth proving. As long as I act as a normal defendant, I will be here for at least 20 years! 】

"Awesome!" Garp's eyes widened.

But Warring States glanced at Garp helplessly: "Amitabha, is it possible that we are the defendants?"

The surprise on Garp's face became more and more intense: "Isn't that even more powerful? He can get his own people in for 20 years, but wouldn't it take 40 years to deal with the Golden Lion?"

The corners of Sengoku's mouth twitched slightly, and Azathoth's aura completely broke the Buddha's heart in his heart, making Sengoku look more like before.

"Anyway, I think what you said makes sense."

Warring States looked at the personal introductions of other lawyers, and found that their previous achievements were not worth mentioning. Only this young man named Zhang Wei did not fill in his achievements in his personal introduction as hypocritically as others!

Such a confident and humble young man will definitely not disappoint their expectations!

Decisively placing an order, Zhang Wei in the love apartment world has more and more smiles on his face. After so long, has someone from other worlds finally come to hire him?

There's just one problem...

How do I go to other worlds?

The next second, Zhang Wei, wearing Spongebob pajamas, appeared in the court of heaven!

The golden lion also chose his lawyer, and looked at Zhang Wei coldly with his blond hair.

"Let me introduce myself, I am the gold medal lawyer Zhang San!"

Zhang Wei also quickly adjusted his state and coughed twice: "This is Zhang Wei, a professional trainee lawyer!"

That extremely confident smile made Golden Lion frown. He had only seen such a confident smile on Roger!

This guy is not simple!

"Lawyer Zhang...are you sure?"



The golden lion gently tugged on Zhang San's clothes and asked softly.

The outlaw Zhang San also showed an extremely confident smile.

"Please rest assured, Mr. Shiji." Zhang San, the outlaw, couldn't help but raise his head and said: "What kind of crimes have I not committed? I have been caught. People in the world affectionately call me an outlaw!"

Golden Lion's eyelids twitched slightly, "Have you ever been tried as a lawyer?"

"How can this kid compare to me, Zhang San, when he has never broken any laws?"

The outlaw Zhang San glanced at Zhang Wei disdainfully. He had committed more crimes than Zhang Wei had ever eaten. Any case was like a blank piece of paper in front of him, because he was once the protagonist of the case.

!

So he had the confidence to abuse the innocent-looking Zhang Wei, and the facts proved that the same was true. Zhang Wei already had 200 ways to send his client in his mind...

…………

Half an hour later, Warring States and Garp looked at Zhang San and Zhang Wei with cold sweat on their heads!

I always feel like I don’t have a lawyer here, but Golden Lion hired two lawyers to deal with them!

Why do the two of them keep blaming us during the debate?

What is the crime of destroying flowers and plants because of fighting and affecting the peace of the heavens?

What is the crime of wasting water resources and killing seafood?

What is the crime of religious cult?

How can Buddhism be a cult?! The judge sitting above is considered a cult, right?

There’s more!

That Zhang San!

Just because we are tall and majestic doesn’t mean we are taking drugs!

You're not going to give up until we are beaten to death by taking drugs and breaking the law, right?

If our heights are considered drug addicts, then those giants and Ultraman will be directly sentenced to death?

What made Warring States feel the most outrageous was that Azatos actually felt that what Zhang San and Zhang Wei said was very reasonable. The glances that swept over from time to time made Warring States' mind a little unclear!

It’s over, it’s probably going to get cold!

The Warring States Period, which was constantly influenced by Azathoth and Yog-Sothoth, finally broke out!

The emotions in his heart were twisted together, and he could only be seen slapping the table in front of him vigorously, looking at Azathoth with red eyes!

"I have a very good relationship with Buddha!"

"It's useless, it's not like the transcendent Buddha Shakyamuni"

"I am the winner of the inventory reward! I am the person of the Lord!"

"What a coincidence, I am also a member of the Lord, so do you want to guess which one of us has the higher status?"

"I drank with Tathagata, I played cards with God, I smoked cigarettes with the Jade Emperor, and I went whoring with Satan!"

"Tsk tsk tsk" Azathoth expressed his disdain. What's the use of playing with these little scumbags?

There is a sense that you are drinking with the Transcendent Tathagata, the God of the Old Testament is playing cards, and the Origin Jade Emperor is smoking!

"After a severe trial by this court, the criminal Sengoku Karp committed a total of 88 crimes! He was sentenced to 870 million years in prison!"

Warring States Garp: “…”

It is said that the performance will be stable for 20 years?

What's the difference between you and me being sentenced to death for 870 million years?

Although my brother is now powerful, he still won’t survive for 870 million years!

I saw Garp slamming the table, and his eyes quickly swept over everyone present. Just when Sengoku thought Garp was going to make a fuss in court, Garp actually held up his magic phone!



"If you let us two brothers go today, you will definitely be rewarded in the future! Each one of you here counts as ten thousand Origin Points per person."

Azathoth glanced at Yog-Sothoth next to him, his expression very hesitant.

"Are you sure it's ten thousand per person?"

Garp nodded: "That's right, ten thousand per person!"

"Okay! This court has pronounced the verdict! I hope you are not guilty!"

Warring States Period: “…”

Golden Lion: “…”

Zhang Wei's eyes widened instantly. Looking at the faces of these people, he felt his conscience aching in his chest. Can a just court be blinded by money?

I don't believe it!

At this moment, Zhang Wei really wanted to slam the table and scold the judge, but those 10,000 origin points were so attractive!

He only earns 0.33 source points for each job he takes. Of course, most of them don't receive any money, and they even have to pay part of it.

But now you can get 10,000 points just by shutting your mouth. What can you buy with 10,000 points?

The flat peaches in some worlds that are not very high level only have a few hundred origin points, and the ginseng fruit has the same price. With these 10,000 points, Zhang Wei can live for a long, long time and can buy anything in his original world!

Even entering the extraordinary realm is no problem!:

The outlaw Zhang San had already shut his mouth and looked at the entire court with burning eyes. He had a premonition that this court would become his usual place in the future!

It will also be my future money tree and cornucopia!

Zhang San skillfully took out his magic phone and opened the QR code. Ten Thousand Source Points quickly scanned it. Zhang San sat down with a smile on his face and stopped talking.

The Golden Lion had no choice but to passively accept the money. Everyone present laughed happily, including the people from the Cthulhu God system...

Although as detachments, they are not very rare for this mere ten thousand points, but after all, this is the first money they have earned with their own hands after becoming detachments!

As newbies in the world of transcendence, they are far from having a money-making organization like the Lord God. They have always been sitting on the mountain and taking advantage of the Origin Point, which is basically insulated from them!

But now, they actually made the first money in their lives with their own hands!

Sense of achievement!

The sense of accomplishment instantly filled their hearts!

This once again indirectly proves the terrible impact of Fang Luo on emotions. As a detached person from the Cthulhu divine system, he can actually feel the emotion of accomplishment. This is already very outrageous!

This already shows that they are empathizing with others! It also shows that they will really provide emotional origin points to Fang Luo when they watch!

Everyone is happy, except the Warring States Period...

Because just now Garp actually asked him to reimburse him, otherwise he would just spend the money to take Warring States to court!

Unlike Garp, who is so rich, Warring States spent too many Origin Points to run a huge Leiyin Temple, and continued to study various profound Buddhist studies, which continued to overdraw his wallet!

In short...

You still want to be a monk if you don’t have money? Go to hell! I am a Buddha who will not save Wuyuan people!

Not to mention wanting to be a Buddha, even if you don’t have 300 yuan to offer a stick of incense in a temple, you can’t even think of it!

With so many people in the world, who does Buddha protect? Of course, whose incense is the most valuable, whoever donates the most incense can be seen by Buddha!

Of course, the money is not in the monk’s pocket, but the money is needed to help me, the Buddha, build a golden body in the human world!

Of course, a Buddha statue made of gold requires a lot of money for incense!

This means that those donors who open gold shops and sell gold mines have insufficient wisdom! No wonder the Buddha did not protect them and extradite them to the Paradise to enjoy happiness!

Instead, these people were thrown into the room. They were tainted with a lot of copper stench in the billowing red dust and were not allowed to enter the Western Paradise!

Sigh... After estimating how many Origin Points I still have, the Warring States Period's invincible Buddha heart couldn't help but ache!

Ami Tofu! The poor monk is also going to open the Great Leiyin Temple!


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