Chapter 532 Chapter 6 White Chapter 34 Chang'e should regret stealing the elixir
This is the first time Yutu has experienced the disadvantages brought by the magic phone. When everyone has turned on the people's wisdom, ordinary people are not so easy to fool.
If you had performed miracles before, you would probably have fallen to your knees here, right?
But now everyone's eyes are accustomed to it, and even most people here have various extraordinary powers!
Technology has also become popular. Although the so-called gods and Buddhas in the sky are still in awe, they will not kneel down in fear when they see a person with extraordinary abilities.
And if this kind of thing expands, the whole pig world is like this!
This may be the reason why most officials in the urban world have been clamoring for the rebellion of those born in the 1990s and 2000s!
When education becomes popular and big data comes into view, everyone has their own thoughts and ideas. How can they be fooled so easily?
Just like the yamen policemen of the past, they would have been very powerful. They would not pay for meals without paying for whatever they said, and it would be normal for them to collect goods from vendors on the roadside.
Nowadays, when the data is spread out, people wearing yamen cloaks will naturally not be so bold!
If in the past a yamen policeman was so powerful in front of other people's children and yelled back and forth, there would definitely be a bunch of ignorant people who thought the education was right.
They will not think about how much psychological impact this will have on a child who has not made any mistakes. Will the child call the police when something happens in the future?
But now that this matter has been put on the All-Heaven Network, countless sentient beings have different ideas. The development of education has greatly expanded their wisdom and ideas!
They will only think that this police officer has great authority! And the fact is also true. In front of those vicious murderers, this police officer may not have the courage to reprimand him!
But in front of a defenseless teenage boy, this policeman is like a dog in the guise of a government official.
The dynasties with an ancient background naturally understood this truth very well, but they still chose to popularize education because they would be beaten if they fell behind.
At this time, the Jade Rabbit was sitting on the roadside with its two big ears drooped. Such obvious characteristics of a fairy did not cause any emotional changes in these mortals...
And from time to time in this human city, you can see some fairies walking around with their characteristics exposed...
"The world has really changed..."
The Jade Rabbit is too lazy to turn into a human form. Anyway, it will take some time for Tang Monk and others to get here.
But soon Yutu's expression changed! Because she saw Tang Monk and his disciples rushing into the city in a sports car!
"Is it Gongshu's latest high-speed sports car? Canglong
You must know that Gongshujia and Mojia are now the largest technology companies in the entire Westward Journey world, behemoths under the names of Zhen Yuanzi and Ziwei Emperor!
Five sports cars stopped next to Jade Rabbit, and Zhu Bajie, who was wearing sunglasses, arched his nose.
"It's really you, Jade Rabbit"
"Ha...ha...ha...Marshal Tianpeng, long time no see." Yutu looked extremely embarrassed: "Marshal..."
"I understand, I understand, I understand." Zhu Bajie rubbed his big nose: "Just find an opportunity to kidnap my master later!"
"This idiot is right, our brothers will pretend they didn't see it."
Sun Wukong plucked out a monkey hair to create a cigar and held it in his mouth. His majestic, domineering and brave temperament in the past turned out to be somewhat like a nouveau riche at this moment.
Such Sun Wukong directly makes Yutu’s mentality explode!
"You are cheating! I want to report it to the Jade Emperor!" Jade Rabbit jumped up and clenched his little fists tightly!
How could they do this?!
How could they say such things blatantly?
And the most exaggerated thing is that Tang Monk is still nodding his head? He promised that the monks will not lie?!
"Oh... Master... Master won't care." Monk Sha laughed naively: "This is what everyone did along the way. After all, learning from the West has become a thing of the past."
"Junior Brother Sha is right!" Sun Wukong nodded slightly: "The so-called Tripitaka Sutra can save all people in the world is just a joke. Master is not a fool, so there is no need to be so serious."
"Today's world does not need any Tripitaka scriptures to bring salvation."
Zhu Bajie opened the door of his sports car: "Everyone is living a good life. In this country of peace and security, all major ethnic groups live in harmony and build a better tomorrow. What else needs to be done? Yutu, you'd better get in the car first and let's go to the palace together."
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"Amitabha…"
Tang Monk squinted his eyes and chanted the Buddha's name softly, but his hands never left the steering wheel.
This sports car is much more comfortable than the White Dragon Horse, and it is also handsome. It also has its own air conditioning and leather seats.
Jade Rabbit was speechless and could only get into Zhu Bajie's sports car.
The smiles on Zhu Bajie's face became more and more numerous, and when he glanced at Yutu, who was in great shape, his smile became more and more obscene.
Beautiful car and beautiful woman, I, the old pig, have reached the pinnacle of my life, right?
The engine buzzed and rushed out. The Canglong
So they went on a rampage without worrying about hurting anyone, and the people just looked at them with envy and didn't care.
Although this car is very expensive, many monks in their country’s temples can afford it!
Chang'e, who was in Guanghan Palace, couldn't help but sigh when she saw what happened to the Jade Rabbit.
The development is too fast, so I’m afraid the Jade Rabbit won’t be able to enjoy it, right?
And just when Chang'e was about to pull the Jade Rabbit back, the video screen that had been silent for a long time suddenly lit up in front of her eyes!
The dark screen reveals a kind of cold moonlight, and the two create a strange illusion!
It was as if she was lying on the grassland at night, looking up at the dark sky and not seeing a single star, but the bright full moon was emitting endless moonlight!
Beauty, cool beauty.
A full moon appeared on the screen! In an instant, countless laughter seemed to break into the ears of all the audience!
It’s all sentient beings! It’s endless sentient beings! This feeling stunned many gods and Buddhas in Journey to the West.
Isn't this the belief conveyed by mortals during festivals?
"Moonlight, full moon, festival"
Xitian, Da Leiyin Temple, inside the Daxiong Hall.
Tathagata Buddha chuckled: "Today should be the Mid-Autumn Festival in the mortal world, right?"
"Returning to the World Honored One, it is the Mid-Autumn Festival in the mortal world." Venerable Kasyapa replied with a smile on his face.
Tathagata Buddha nodded again: "On the Mid-Autumn Festival, we worship the Moon God, the Lord of the Lunar Star, Chang'e, the Lord of Guanghan Palace. It seems that this time the inventory will be Chang'e of a certain world."
"Who do you think the World Honored One is?"
Guanyin asked softly.
Tathagata Buddha picked up the flowers and smiled: "Of the countless gods and Buddhas in the heavens and the world, only my journey to the west is the most powerful and perfect, and the moon palace Chang'e is the most wonderful."
"What the Buddha said is absolutely true"
"good!"
"Then shall we send a congratulatory gift to Lord Taiyin?"
But Tathagata Buddha refused: "I, the Buddha, let everything happen. We will decide what to give after the inventory begins."
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva: “…”
Are you afraid of being slapped in the face? After all, Nezha is not from Journey to the West after I checked twice.
At this time, there seemed to be a figure dancing in the white moon in the video. Her dance fascinated countless sentient beings in the world. Although the face of this figure could not be seen, her figure and movements alone could not.
Expressed with perfection!
Her dance is like the bright moon, her dance is cool and hot, absolutely beautiful!
The camera quickly moved forward, and under the laurel tree, a fairy in white stood quietly under the tree.
Her eyes were filled with infinite sorrow, and she looked at the distant world as if she was missing someone.
Two characters composed of moonlight slowly appeared next to this woman.
【Chang'e】
At that moment, countless people around the world felt their chests congested!
They are so familiar with the word Chang'e. The legend of Chang'e is common in many worlds!
Journey to the Tang Dynasty.
A woman with plain hair and plain clothes was sitting in a restaurant, drinking glass after glass of wine. She had a very bold and open temperament, and her eyes were full of rebelliousness.
Li Shangyin put down his wine glass and couldn't help but sigh as he looked at the character in the video in front of him.
"It's so beautiful." Li Shangyin's mind was so inspired that she wanted to write a poem to praise the beauty in front of her!
But before Li Shangyin could say anything, a man with a sword sitting not far from her said it to her in advance!
"The candle shadow on the mica screen is deep, the long river is gradually setting and the dawn stars are sinking.
Chang'e should regret stealing the elixir, and her heart will be blue every night."
"It's so wet, so wet! As expected of Li Shangyin's Chang'e, it perfectly embodies the mystery and beauty of Chang'e herself. The just right emptiness and cold temperament is really wonderful."
Li Shangyin: “…”
Tsk! How annoying! Why do the poems I write spread to the future?
Obviously I haven't written this poem yet! No, no, no! I want to write a new poem about Chang'e!
But because of this episode, all the inspiration in Li Shangyin's mind was messed up!
It is actually very difficult to write a poem that surpasses one's own. If the inspiration disappears at this moment, there may not be such strong inspiration again in the next few years!
Li Shangyin slammed his wine glass on the table and walked towards the man who read his name with a murderous look on his face!
"Have you never died?!"
Li Bai drunkenly looked at Li Shangyin who was looking for trouble in front of him, and tilted his head in confusion.
"Who is your Excellency?"
"I am Li Shangyin!" Li Shangyin glared at Li Bai very domineeringly.
Li Bai burst out laughing when he heard this: "So you are Li Shangyin! I have admired you for a long time. I just received your message criticizing me some time ago. I didn't rush to meet you today."
Li Shangyin frowned slightly: "Criticizing you? Who are you?"
Although he has criticized many people, people who are incompetent are really not worthy of being criticized by him. So at this moment, Li Shangyin is guessing about the identity of the man in front of him?
Li Bai took out another wine glass and poured Li Shangyin a glass of wine, and finally said with a nonchalant expression.
"I'm nothing more than a nobody. My surname is Li, my given name is Bai, and my courtesy name is Taibai."
Li Shangyin looked at the drunken man in front of her with disbelief. Although he was indeed handsome and very elegant, there was indeed a certain gap between him and the Li Bai she imagined.
In her imagination, Li Bai was a weak scholar who liked to think about things when he had nothing to do. However, the man in front of her had a sharp aura and seemed to be an alcoholic.
"Are you really Li Bai?"
"Could there be someone pretending to be me?" Li Bai was speechless.
But Li Shangyin nodded seriously: "During this period, I have met no less than 30 people claiming to be Li Bai."
Li Bai was even more speechless...
But Fang Luo, who was peeking outside the screen, was even more speechless than Li Bai!
According to urban history, Li Bai and Li Shangyin were a great poet in the prosperous Tang Dynasty, and the other was a great poet in the late Tang Dynasty. They are two people from two different eras!
In the mythical fairy world like Journey to the West, the average lifespan of ordinary people is ridiculously high, and the Tang Dynasty did not exist for just a few hundred years as in its original history.
Coupled with the emergence of video inventory and the popularity of the extraordinary system, Li Bai and Li Shangyin were able to meet now that Li Shimin was still in his prime.
How terrible! And if nothing else, dynasties after the Tang Dynasty should not appear again. After all, this mythical worldview cannot be completely substituted into real history.
After all, you can't explain why Aolai is so close to the Tang Dynasty.
That little insect cannot be found anywhere in the world, and it is impossible for Xu Fu to create his own kingdom there!
Just kidding! Qin Shihuang in the world of mythical immortals would let this happen?
And in the video at this time.
Guanghan Fairy Chang'e lowered her eyes slightly, and the time in the video seemed to be moving backwards rapidly!
Tens of thousands of years went back in just one moment! Heroes from countless dynasties flashed briefly in the video, until that ancient barbaric period!
The earth is cracked and the rivers are drying up! Even the whole world is in a state of rapid evaporation!
The lunar star is dim and the whole world is covered by ten suns!
The scorching sun burns the world! The ten three-legged golden crows playing in the sky will set off endless flames to burn the world!
Nothing can grow on the earth without water, and all creatures living in the world die under the scorching sun all the time!
And in a certain tribe, a strong man stared at the ten-round blazing sun in the sky!
Even though his eyes were stabbed and bleeding, he still did not look away from his eyes. Dayi's eyes were filled with endless anger and fury!
The human race is in dire straits, and if they want to survive, they must make these suns disappear!
And next to the great Yi, a gentle woman stood there, her appearance made countless viewers stunned for a moment.
"Is this Chang'e?" In the world of Super Seminary, Ge Xiaolun was stunned for a moment and said, "Then this man is Hou Yi? Is he going to shoot the sun?"
"Are you uneducated? Are you uneducated?" Leina said with a dissatisfied look on her face: "According to your earth's mythology, it is Dayi who shoots the nine-day sun! It is obviously Dayi who shoots the sun!"
"But what you people really imagine...is that a guy like him can shoot down the sun? Not to mention the terrifying three-legged golden crow of the sun in the mythical world. Even the stars in the normal universe cannot be shot down by bows and arrows.
Come down”
Everyone glanced at Reina.
“Quietly waiting for you to be slapped in the face.”
"You trash! Why do you think about these daydreaming things every day?" Big D's face was full of contempt.
