In the picture, the burly man seemed a little aggrieved, his eyes slightly closed.
"Daddy, please tell me! It's not a child's ability to take a sword with bare hands!"
As soon as this statement came out, all the audience were stunned for a moment. If it's not your ability, then you should put down the sword in your hand!
The burly man in the picture suddenly opened his eyes: "It's Daddy, it's your setting!!"
"100% chance of being caught with bare hands!!!!!"
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These big words hit the hearts of countless people like thunder!
100% caught with bare hands?!
In the Dragon Ball world, Beerus and Whis were still seriously studying what they should eat to give birth to such a burly child, and this sentence confused them again...
I can't understand what the setting is at all, and what the hell is it if I'm 100% caught empty-handed?
"Wes, what do you think?"
Whis on the side was stunned for a moment, then took a mouthful of pudding: "Lord Beerus, I'll sit and watch!"
Beerus: "?? Even Whis has become weird now?"
And far away on earth, in a small town!
A little girl was poking the pink poop on the ground with a small wooden stick with a smile on her face, but her eyes were already attracted by Nezha's appearance in the video in front of her!
"Hehe (?˙︶˙?) What a magical setting."
Arale was shocked~
In the scene at this time, Li Jing was obviously stunned for a moment... It is not difficult to see from his reaction that he did not know what the setting was!
"That's nonsense!!" Li Jing suddenly took back the sword in his hand and said, "Even so, I, Mr. Li, have a great appearance! My wife is beautiful!"
"How could a wild man like you be born?!"
As soon as these words came out, countless powerful people in the heavens and dimensions all nodded secretly, these words are true!
Li Jing in the video does have a rare demeanor, and the sword energy surrounding him also shows that he is not a weakling!
And his wife, Mrs. Yin, is even more rare for her beauty, and her graceful figure is even rarer! Apart from being a bit boring and perverted, there is nothing wrong with her!
What about the burly man in front of me?... The master's pectoralis major muscles are somewhat exaggerated!
But at this time in the video, the muscular child seemed to understand something and said while doing various bodybuilding postures!
"I see! Daddy doesn't like the child's appearance? That's easy to handle!"
"Although I think my current appearance is perfect! In every sense of the word..." The burly man raised his right arm, revealing the thick hair under his armpit: "Since Daddy doesn't like it, then forget it!"
"Actually, after I was born, I had another chance to redefine my image! Bracket smile~"
And this slightly heroic action made countless people feel that their chests were so tight that they couldn't breathe!
Even someone as powerful as Frieza felt like he had a lump in his throat right now, and he wanted to massacre 100 bald heads to vent his anger!
And in the picture, Li Jing's painting style has changed directly...
The last time I saw a boss who changed his painting style at will was Saitama~
"That's it, that's great." As soon as he finished speaking, Li Jing suddenly lost control of his emotions: "What a fart! Where did you get this copycat online game? What the hell is a bracketed smile? Don't add settings randomly to yourself.
Hello!!"
The world of full-time masters.
Ye Xiu held back a mouthful of blood from his chest, feeling like he was filled with endless vomiting!
As a top game player, words that are difficult to understand in other worlds are easily accessible to him!
"The problem is!! Your background is the Shang Dynasty! Do you think you deserve to be a god?!"
A world of 100,000 bad jokes.
"Unlike other worlds, we have become accustomed to the multiple parallel worlds here! Oh, of course, we have to exclude some idiot who has destroyed multiple universes because of his complaints."
I saw an extremely handsome guy with an accented voice slowly acting as the narrator!
And at this moment, an earth-shattering roar came from a distance!
"Why is there such a setting as to reshape one's face!!!" With this roar, the entire multiverse shook violently, and in just the blink of an eye, countless parallel worlds turned into nothingness!
"The energy of complaining has increased again... Really, just give me more work." Fulu Little King Kong's face darkened, and he restarted several destroyed universes with a wave of his hand.
This level of randomness is like restarting the computer!
"Why did the universe restart again?!!!"
Seeing that the multiverse began to tremble again, Little King Fulu finally couldn't help the anger in his heart!
"Time Chicken! You'd better stop this kid's mouth!!"
"Why me?" A very fat free-range chicken on the side expressed confusion.
But as soon as he finished speaking, Fulu Xiaojingang's eyes were full of murderous intent: "After all, these things all happened because of you, right? Isn't Nezha like this because of you?"
"Pinocchio, Snow White, aren't these things all because of you?"
"Ah hahaha~ That's a prize, that's a prize! After all, not all chickens are called time chickens~"
As he spoke, the complaining energy of the report once again increased the workload of Fulu Little King Kong!
On the other side, some parallel universe.
Chentangguan Li Mansion.
Li Jing's family and Taier Zhenren were holding KFC, Fat Boy's Happy Water, and special-priced popcorn in their hands, watching the video in front of them happily!
For them, this is more like a scene that records the good things of that year!
"Back then, little Zha Zha was really excited about becoming a father!" Li Jing said with a warm smile on his lips.
Not yet, waiting for others to reply, I saw Nezha, who was full of muscles with a blush on his face, slapped him over!
"I hate it, Daddy~ Even if you praise others, they won't be happy~"
Of course, this slap also severely injured Li Jing. He vomited blood and flew out after spinning for an unknown number of times!
This horrifying scene is something the Li family has become accustomed to!
"Oh ~ not bad"
Master Tai Er said subconsciously, and what greeted him was a blushing face and a devastating palm!!
And in the video at this time.
As Li Jing roared, the burly man in front of him emitted a pink light! And this scene made many people in the world unable to express their feelings!
Which worlds?
For example, a magical girl, a dancing goddess, Balala, a parallel world of Star Guardians of League of Legends!
As for the Star Guardian parallel universe, the last time the Star Guardian was so eye-catching was Urgot?
I saw the scene in the video change!
A very inferior-looking dress-up game page appeared in front of countless viewers!
"Please choose the image you like"
Along with the voice-over, avatars of cute girls appeared in the video.
Li Jing silently wiped the blood from his mouth, sat on the chair and picked up the mouse!
"Is this a fantastic horse development game? It also allows you to choose an avatar. Damn, she's still a girl! I've never seen a girl like Schwarzenegger."
I can see that Li Jing's eyes in the picture are already addicted, just like some big man playing a girl development game!
As everyone knows, due to the emergence of this game in the multiverse, Shi Leng World has experienced a series of bombings!
Soon, Li Jing chose the avatar of a very cute girl with two buns on her head, very kawaii!
With the click of the mouse, the avatar is directly determined.
And the next second the clothing selection page appeared! Those sexy and revealing clothes made countless people swallow their saliva!
Among them was Li Jing who was playing a game: "Hey~ This costume is not right! But I like it~ Hehe"
I randomly clicked on a purple cloth strip...
"Settings completed, character generation is in progress!"
Li Jing in the picture was slightly startled: "So fast? What about your body shape? Don't you need to set it up?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a pair of breathtaking eyes appeared in the eyes of countless viewers with endless flashes of light!
Even Li Jing's cheeks were red, looking forward to watching this scene!
As the light gradually dissipated, a very kawaii appearance with a bun on the head was revealed!
And this appearance made Sanji, who had already recovered, spit out a lot of nosebleeds!
But the next second!!!
As the gorgeous flash disappeared, a giant man with a kawaii head appeared on the screen!!!
"Hehehe~ Daddy, this new image looks quite refreshing~" The voice is very sweet, and it is the best in everyone's heart!
Of course, ignore the area below the head!
And Li Jing, who had already regained his composure, suddenly had another mouthful of blood!
The long sword that had just fallen was raised again!!