Chapter 101 The palm wind is so strong, I really deserve to be my disciple
There were no words here, and the views of countless spectators in the heavens were violently shaken!
"I feel like I can no longer look directly at Nezha." In the legendary world of Nezha, Shen Gongbao swallowed in pain...
It has always been a serious problem in his heart! As a mentally retarded child, he has the power to overturn the situation! It is simply terrifying!
At the age of three, he pulled out the dragon tendons of the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea! He was a disciple of Zhenren Taiyi, the man who made gods and transcended tribulations.
But not far away, Empress Shi Ji had a sneer on her lips, Nezha, Li Jing, Taiyi Zhenren.
A very vicious plan has been quietly born in Empress Shiji's mind...
And in the picture at this time.
Along with Li Jing's mouthful of blood, the scene changed and I don't know how many days had passed. At this moment, Li Jing was training elite soldiers in the courtyard!
As the commander-in-chief of Chentangguan, he naturally has these at his fingertips, and those elite soldiers are full of energy and blood like dragons, and are extremely capable. Just by looking at them, many strong men in the world who are familiar with military training are amazed!
At this moment, Wang Er from before suddenly ran over and knelt down on one knee: "Tell me, sir, there is a person outside the door asking to see you!"
Li Jing raised his eyebrows slightly when he heard this, Taoist? Today, it is the Shang Dynasty, and there are countless strange people, strange things, gods, ghosts and monsters. So when he thought about it, he could think of the Taoist in front of him. I am afraid he came because of his third son!
"Oh? Invite me quickly."
As soon as the voice fell, the BGM changed instantly!
In the picture, I saw a figure wearing a yellow Taoist robe and a figure of Tai Chi walking slowly behind him. I saw that this person's steps were not fast, but he could cover a considerable distance every time he walked!
A strange little wind blew from nowhere. The Taoist's robe was slightly blown up, and his hair was swaying in the air!
"Oh~ Not bad~"
It seems to be a mantra, or an ancient Taoist mantra!
All I saw was someone looking directly at Li Jing: "I've long heard that General Li leads troops well, and today I saw that he truly lives up to his reputation!"
Li Jing also had a smile on his face when he heard the Taoist praising his army-leading skills. Although he had heard this kind of words countless times, he felt happy every time he heard it!
He quickly clasped his fists and returned the greeting: "Taoist Master, thank you very much. If you don't mind, please come to the hall and talk about it!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Jing directly raised his hands and pulled them down in the air! A picture of a hall suddenly appeared from the sky! The next second, the original training ground instantly turned into a hall!
This weird power directly makes countless people’s scalps tingle! Isn’t this a too deep understanding of space?
The world of A Certain Magical Index.
At one point, Accelerator couldn't help but frown. He couldn't figure out the reason for such nonsense.
Just like a funny anime...it doesn't make any sense at all...
Accelerator showed his habitual smile. How evil and cruel is that?
Dragon Ball World.
Planet Beerus.
Seeing this scene, Weiss thought for a moment, condensing a power belonging to an angel in his hands, and stretched his hands to the sky, seeming to be groping for something...
"I can't do it... This goes against the basic laws of the universe." After a moment, Weiss shook his head.
Seeing this, Beerus was also a little disappointed. Since even Whis couldn't do it, then naturally he couldn't do it either!
"It's getting more and more interesting, I'm starting to look forward to it!" Beerus said casually, taking a mouthful of Whis' pudding with a spoon!
"Lord Beerus!! This is my pudding! And I've already eaten it!"
“It’s so wordy!!”
Kakarot on the side was very miserable at this time, because the food was destroyed by Beerus, he could only watch the video while training on an hungry stomach!
On Earth, due to the incident between gods and gods, various characters in the original work got to know each other in advance.
For example, No. 18 was moved, causing the artificial human project to be stopped. Whether Cell can be born according to the original work has become unknown...
As for Buu, he is still sealed on Beerus' planet at this time. Even if he breaks away from the seal, he will not be able to make any waves!
Apart from…
"King Frieza! The planet in front is the Earth!!"
A minion ran up to Frieza and said.
"Oh ho ho~"
"Land down, let this waste planet with less than five combat power be treated as relaxing entertainment!"
Following Frieza's voice, a mighty army of alien spaceships descended somewhere on Earth!
In front of me, this is a small town that doesn’t look very big!
This is where Frieza descends!
The spacecraft descended at an extremely fast speed, causing a storm that destroyed all surrounding buildings. Even the land had three layers scraped off due to the terrifying downward pressure!
Frieza's spaceship opened the hatch, and the mighty alien army rushed out of the spacecraft!
Except for the dead Vegeta and other Saiyans, almost all of Frieza's horses are here!
"Hoho~ What a beautiful planet." Although he said such words, Frieza's eyes, sitting on the stroller, revealed a bloodthirsty light!
And the scene of their arrival was witnessed by a little girl not far away!
The little girl blinked and picked up the pink poop on the ground with the branch in her hand!
I glanced at Frieza...
Well... guests are coming and I want to give them the best gift!
Regardless of what Frieza will face, the video is still playing!
I saw Li Jing pull the screen directly from the air, and the training ground was transformed into a hall. This strange scene made even the Taoist couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat from his forehead!
"I dare to ask, sir, where is the famous mountain and what kind of cave is it?"
Seeing that Li Jing was so polite, the Taoist waved his hand and said: "I don't dare to take it, I don't dare to take it."
Then he put his hand into the Taoist robe and kept groping around. His movements were slightly obscene... and countless viewers made complaints again!
Why did the awesomeness just now disappear again?!
The next moment, a simple business card was taken out from the monk's robe: "This is my business card, please accept it!"
Li Jing couldn't help being stunned for a moment, but after experiencing too many weird things, he reached out and took it without thinking too much!
Directly on the business card it says…
[Main business, exorcism and ghost hunting, weddings and funerals, copying homework and cheating on behalf of exams!]
And this weird business card once again caused a cosmic explosion in the world of Shi Leng! I can’t hold back the energy of complaining!
On the other side, Li Jing has slowly read out the other side of the business card: "Golden Light Cave in Qianyuan Mountain, Master Taier? Just shout out the contact information?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the face of the Taoist in front of him suddenly turned gloomy, and the terrifying aura permeated the surroundings, causing the expressions of many strong men who watched the video to change instantly!!
I saw the Taoist, with a ferocious expression on his face, and he threw the table in front of him away!
"Shit! That's B!!! Why do you have to use Arabic numerals to read it!!!! Isn't this the Shang Dynasty? Please respect the background of the times!!!!!!"
Seeing Master Taiyi getting angry, Li Jing couldn't help but complain: "Are business cards something that the Shang Dynasty can have?"
As soon as this statement came out, countless complaints rang out in all the heavens and dimensions!
A world of 100,000 bad jokes.
That roaring roar once again made Fulu Little King Kong increase his workload!
"Why is everything so weird?! Why does the Shang Dynasty have business cards? Why do they have to pull them directly from the air to change the screen? Why is Taiyi's main business even copying homework!!"
"It's over, it's over! The energy of complaining is too scary," the Time Chicken said while jumping around.
"That's enough..." Fulu Little King Kong kicked the Time Chicken away with a backhand!
"Stop his mouth with your cock feathers!"
And this time on the screen.
Master Taier also seemed to realize that he had lost his composure. He coughed twice and clasped his hands into fists.
"Ahem, there are many rudeness, there are many rudeness, the poor Taoist is Qianyuan Mountain, Jinguang Cave, Taiyi Zhenren is the same!"
"I heard that General Li is here to congratulate you on the birth of his son! Today, I came here specifically to pay a visit to your son! I wonder how you feel about it?" The originally unattractive temperament disappeared in an instant, and a faint fairy aura began to appear again.
Diffuse all around!
Li Jing also hurriedly clasped his fists in return: "Haha, thank you for your kindness, I'll call Quanzi out right now."
"Wang Er?"
"Yes! Master"
After a while, an extremely kawaii head stuck out from the door!
He said in an extremely sweet voice: "Daddy, why are you looking for me?"
Seeing the person he wanted to see, Master Taier immediately smiled, with a hint of nostalgia hidden deep in his eyes: "Oh, Mr. Ling is so smart and cute!"
Li Jing was very pleased when he heard Master Taier praising his son: "Master Taier is so grateful."
"My son still hasn't come out to meet the real person?"
"Okay~"
With a sweet voice, Master Taier also fell into memories!
"Li Jing doesn't know something. This child is the reincarnation of my disciple Lingzhuzi! He graduated and has no job. In order for us to occupy a place in heaven! He was thrown into the Chentangguan family!"
With the memories of Master Taier, the real background and conspiracy are also revealed to all the audiences in the world!
"In the future, I will join Jiang Ziya's campaign to fight against business and destroy Zhou! Only then will I be able to become a god! The brackets are omitted below!"
After thinking about this, Master Taier raised his head and heard a violent roar of applause!
In the picture! The muscular child is kneeling on his knees, clasping his palms together, looking at the Tai Er Master in front of him with a humble expression!
"My child, please pay your respects to the Taoist Priest!"
The picture is very kind and gives Nezha a close-up again! His chest muscles are constantly beating, and his whole body is as strong as diamond!
And that kawaii face that fascinates all living beings! Even the audience who has been tortured once can't help but feel upset again!
Not to mention the first time I saw such a child as Tai Er!
His face was dark, and a mouthful of blood spurted out from his mouth...
"Who is this guy~"
Feeling mentally polluted, Master Taier turned his head to Li Jing like a machine and gave a thumbs up: "Oh, that's awesome!"
Li Jing is obviously used to such a son: "A real person doesn't have to force himself"
But Master Taier’s words brought a different feeling to the young Nezha!
"Awesome? Are you talking about others? I hate it!" Nezha, who is full of muscles, once again acted like a girl!
"Even if a real person said that to me, I wouldn't be happy!"
Seeing Nezha's actions, Li Jing was immediately shocked: "Real person, be careful!!!!!!!!"
Seeing Nezha's slap towards him, there was no trace of panic in Taier's eyes. As a twelve golden immortal, his cultivation level was far beyond what ordinary mortals could imagine!
"The wind in your palm is so strong, you are worthy of being my disciple."
Hearing Li Jing's anxiety, Master Taier chuckled in his heart. I have magical body protection and attacks of this level cannot even hurt a hair on my head!
As soon as this idea appeared, an unstoppable force directly shattered all the protection of Master Taier! This palm is like the consciousness of the universe, and nothing can stop it!
In the picture, Master Taier was slapped and flew countless times! Blood was mixed with saliva, and several teeth were flying in the air!
