Traveling Frog: Goofing Around in the Marvel Universe Chapter 114: Incompletely evolved life forms, genetically mutated aliens, and a frog head with congenital dementia
Chapter 114: Incompletely evolved life forms, genetically mutated aliens, and a frog head with congenital dementia
The scene suddenly solidified.
Thor raised his head curiously and saw that all eyes in the room were on him.
"what's up?"
Thor scratched his head.
We have been together for two days, do you still have such strong curiosity about him?
Are these humans too boring?
"T-Thor, am I right?" Sif opened her mouth in shock and couldn't close it for a long time: "Why did your Mjolnir end up on... that little dog?"
Throughout Asgard, Mjolnir is also famous as it is the symbol of the throne of Asgard. Apart from Thor himself, perhaps only Odin can lift it.
How could it be carried on a dog's back?
The humanoid Thor looked confused and didn't know what to say.
Do you want to tell Sif and the Three Warriors of Asgard that he is worse than a dog? He couldn't lift Mjolnir, but was lifted by a dog instead?
"It's just like what you see!" Thor said bravely: "This dog has the ability to lift Mjolnir."
But Thor didn't want to admit that he was worse than a dog, so he quickly added:
"But don't get me wrong, it is actually Thor, but from another world. In other words, he is me from another world, so he can lift Thor's hammer."
a long time.
Sif and the Three Warriors of Asgard reluctantly accepted that Thor was the God of Thunder from another world.
It's just that Sif's eyes are very complicated.
How could Thor in another world be a dog?
"Thor, I think you've come to your senses now. Why don't you try to lift Mjolnir again?"
Xif calmed down her mood, put the overall situation first, and calmly persuaded.
"Oh well!"
Thor had no choice but to decide to try again.
The hammer was placed in the living room.
Thor stepped forward, took a deep breath, grasped the handle of Mjolnir's hammer, and then exerted force.
The veins on his arms are bulging, his temples are bulging, and his face is ferocious.
Unfortunately, this is of no use.
Next, Thor changed several positions and kept trying. Except for almost exploding his fart, nothing happened.
"It seems that I still failed my father's test!"
Thor sat on the ground with a dejected look:
"But I really know that I was wrong. I don't know what else is missing before I can lift Mjolnir."
"Thor, don't be discouraged." Sif stood next to him and comforted: "Perhaps your reflection on yourself has gone too far, leading to a loss of fighting spirit and failure to meet the standards? So don't think too much, don't
Putting too much pressure on yourself.”
"Maybe……"
The humanoid Thor sighed, his face full of helplessness.
Thor, who was watching from the side, curled his lips, stepped forward, lifted Mjolnir with one hand, and placed it on his back. The two Mjolnir hammers formed an "X" shape.
Thor looked arrogant:
"I am Thor!"
"For the glory of the Northern God!"
Seeing Thor lift Mjolnir so easily, Sif and the Three Warriors of Asgard were speechless.
There was a suspicion in my mind that I shouldn't have - could this humanoid Thor be a parallel import, and this dog be the real Thor?
Sif quickly shook her head, impossible, absolutely impossible!
If Thor really turns into a dog, what will happen to her sexual happiness for the rest of her life?
"Okay, Miss Sif, you must be tired after coming all the way? I've already had a banquet prepared for you."
Colson came up to smooth things over.
It stands to reason that the earth is involved in the Asgard prince's inheritance for no reason, and it is likely to be in crisis because of this.
But crises, crises, are all opportunities within crises.
If we can take this opportunity to connect Earth, SHIELD and Asgard, it might be of great use.
After all, according to Bai Ye, Asgard is considered a very powerful force in the universe. It is also the Lord of the Nine Realms and the nominal boss of the earth.
Communicate with Big Brother and find a way to get some help. Maybe the earth will have a chance to take off?
And now, here is Bai Ye, the Midgardian Thor, and the alien Thor holding two Mjolnir. Even if there is danger, it should be enough to suppress the danger to a level that SHIELD can bear.
So getting along well with Asgardians like Sif and Thor is almost a huge benefit.
…
Asgard.
After leaving Odin's treasure house, Loki went straight to the Rainbow Bridge.
He had discovered that Heimdall had disobeyed his orders and sent Sif and the Three Warriors of Asgard to Midgard.
Heimdall was holding the great sword Hofend made of Uru metal in his hand. He looked at Loki who was walking towards him with all sincerity and said:
"Tell me, Loki, how did you bring the Frost Giants into Asgard?"
Heimdall, who has the ability to monitor the nine realms, had already guessed Loki's usurpation of power from various known information.
Loki held the Eternal Spear, looked at Heimdall, snorted coldly, and said:
"Do you think the Rainbow Bridge is the only way in and out of Asgard? There are many secret passages between various kingdoms, and you can't see them even if you are extremely talented!"
"But I don't need them anymore, because now I'm the king!"
"I declare that because of your treason, you will be exempted from your status as a guard of the Rainbow Bridge! You are no longer a citizen of Asgard!"
"Just right!"
Heimdall's lips curled up with a hint of mockery:
"Then I don't have to take orders from you anymore!"
next moment.
Heimdall suddenly raised the great sword Holfand in his hand and struck Loki with one strike.
You know, Heimdall is the second master behind Odin in Asgard. According to common sense, Loki is far from Heimdall's opponent, even if the weapon Loki currently holds is the Eternal Spear.
pity.
If Loki, a cunning person like him, is not confident in dealing with Heimdall, he will never be able to admit his conspiracy in front of Heimdall even if he is killed.
Facing Heimdall's attack, Loki's lips curled up with a hint of sarcasm. He casually took the Eternal Spear and freed up his hands. He quickly formed a seal and the Ice Box appeared in his hand.
In an instant.
The Ice Box was activated, and the rolling cold current hit Heimdall like a blizzard.
The Ice Box, the family treasure of the Frost Giants, is a magic weapon created by Ymir, the ancestor of the ancient Frost Giants.
It allows the holder to unleash massive blizzards. It is said that the Box of Frost contains the power of a thousand winters.
Laufey almost froze the entire earth with the Ice Box.
At this moment, Heimdall did not expect that Loki would suddenly attack him with the Ice Box.
The power of the Ice Box was so powerful that Heimdall was quickly frozen in just a breath.
Heimdall's sword only had time to stop in front of Loki's neck.
Looking at Heimdall who was frozen into an ice sculpture, Loki murmured to himself:
"Sure enough, this is more suitable for me!"
He is a frost giant, and the power released by using the Ice Box is stronger than when he uses the Eternal Spear.
…
The place where Coulson invited Thor, Sif and others to eat was in the camp. Coulson specially used a helicopter to send top-quality ingredients and chefs.
The ingredients are Alba white truffles, Caspian cod caviar and French foie gras, as well as Butania blue lobster, Spanish saffron, Parma ham, Parmesan cheese, French oysters and so on.
After all, they are entertaining foreign guests, so they must use high standards.
Sif and the Three Warriors of Asgard are worthy of being in the same league as Thor. They are both straight people.
So after Colson invited the guests over, they exchanged glasses and everyone quickly became friends.
Only Sif was slightly more awake.
Of course, it is also a good thing that Sif's lines are too hard and do not conform to Bai Ye's aesthetics. Otherwise, there might be a die-hard ally of the Queen of Asgard on Earth in the future.
"Miss Sif, can you tell me about Asgard?"
Jane asked curiously.
As a standard scientist, she is really curious about Asgard's civilization.
"No problem at all."
Sif is a little more cautious, but also has the boldness of an Asgardian.
Although I don’t want to be taken advantage of, if I’m talking about the customs and customs of Asgard, there’s no problem.
You must know that Asgard is the ruler of the Nine Realms. It has always been imitated and never surpassed. There are some things that Midgard knows, and at most he can point out some frontier directions. If he wants to surpass Asgard,
It is also difficult to do.
Under Jane's deliberate flattery, she and Sif got along quite well.
A few people had good wine and good food.
But see.
A pair of steel armor fell from the sky and landed in front of them.
The huge impact made the ground shake slightly.
"Enemy attack——!!"
Volstagg, Fandral, and Hogan, the three warriors of Asgard, whose faces were red from drinking, immediately stood up, holding weapons in hand, and looked towards the source of the sound.
Everyone's eyes became clear.
Colson quickly said:
"Everyone, don't be nervous. These are not enemies, but one of our own. They are the reinforcements I invited!"
After having a general understanding of the situation in Asgard, Coulson asked Nick Fury for help. After all, it involved a dispute involving a higher civilization, and Coulson's small body was obviously unable to handle it.
Ever since.
SHIELD worked hard to get Tony here.
Tony, as for Tony, has played a lot of tricks in his life, but he has never seen an alien yet, and he is also interested in Asgard, so he accepted it with both eagerness and rejection.
The steel armor opened, and Tony walked out in a suit, straightened his sleeves, and said:
"For such a trivial matter, your S.H.I.E.L.D. still wants me to take action. It's just like using anti-aircraft cannons to kill mosquitoes."
"Hey, Bai Ye, why are you here?"
Tony looked at Bai Ye directly opposite in surprise.
"Do I still need to report to you where I am staying?!"
Bai Ye rolled her eyes, put her arm around Jane's shoulders, and said:
"I accompanied my girlfriend here to do scientific experiments, and by chance, something happened."
When Thor looked at Jane, he understood immediately.
It's this bitch again, one of the women who causes trouble everywhere.
The scientific experiment you did with your girlfriend must be about genes, right?
As the host, Colson greeted him:
"Mr. Stark, thank you very much for coming!"
Tony responded briefly, looked at Sif and the Three Warriors of Asgard, and said:
"What are these Robin Hoods in costumes doing in your base? Are they here to sing?"
When SHIELD invited Tony to come, they only told him about the existence of Thor's hammer and the person suspected of being Thor.
Sif and others arrived in a hurry, but they didn't have time to tell him.
So Tony's words were extremely lethal.
"Hey, Mr. Stark, be careful what you say!"
Colson quickly stopped him.
pity.
Tony's words have been spoken.
Sif, Fandral, and Hogan's expressions immediately darkened.
Volstagg became even more angry immediately, and stood up with a xuanhua board ax:
"Little dwarf, are you mocking us? Are we clowns?"
Asgardians are generous, but not all of them are fools like Thor who can distinguish between good and bad.
"Short?"
Veins were pulsing in Tony's forehead.
He hates being called short!
If you say he is ugly, he will not be angry, because he knows that the other person is jealous of him, but if you say he is short, he will die of pain, because it is a fact.
"You are an incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien, a kindergarten-level primary school student, a frog head with congenital dementia..."
Thor's little mouth was booming, and he opened his mouth and spat out a lot of curse words without using any curse words.
Volstagg was immediately furious.
Because he wanted to scold Tony, but he couldn't keep up with Tony's rhythm.
This is the difference in IQ.
The IQ gap is too big, you can't even scold others!
"Damn it, I'm going to chop him!"
Volstagg was furious, and went up with an axe:
"No one can stop me!"
"Tsk, tsk."
Bai Ye had to sigh.
As expected of an Asgardian with a missing string in his head, he can't even curse.
What did Tony's curse words mean?
This is unbearable.
If you go to Sichuan and Sichuan in China and find any aunt, you can scold Tony to the point of doubting his life.
"This this……"
Colson was dumbfounded. Two waves of assistants had come, and they were obviously twice as happy. Why did the internal strife suddenly break out?
"well--!"
Colson let out a long sigh.
Sure enough, you can't have too many illusions about Tony.
Tony's character is so bad that not many people can be friends with him, probably because they can't stand his bad mouth!
What was originally a good thing was suddenly disrupted because of his few words.
It seems that in the future, Tony must not be asked to reinforce unless absolutely necessary!
Standing aside, Sif, Hogan and others watched indifferently, with no intention of stopping Volstagg.
That dwarf's mouth really stinks.
They have lived for thousands of years and have rarely seen such a disgusting human being. It is his own fault to ask Vostagg to teach him a lesson.
It just so happens that these Midgard humans can see the power of Asgardian warriors!
