Traveling Frog: Goofing Around in the Marvel Universe Chapter 123 I wake up earlier than the chicken and sleep later than the dog, that's all day and night!
Chapter 123 I wake up earlier than the chicken and sleep later than the dog, that's all day and night!
After feeling tired for a while.
The two of them separated.
Bai Ye sat on a soft chair, lit a cigarette for himself, and asked:
"Nothing happened at home recently, right?"
"It's not a big deal, but..." Aunt Mei thought for a moment and said, "Parker, on the other hand, has become a little strange recently."
"Weird?" Bai Ye raised his eyebrows and said, "Isn't he just in love? We already knew that, why are you talking about this again?"
"No, this time it's not the weirdness of falling in love, but the weirdness of other aspects." Aunt Mei said: "Did you know? Two days ago, when Parker was washing up in the morning, he broke the washbasin in his room.
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"It's not that some parts are broken or anything, but the whole thing is split in two. It looks like it was smashed by someone with something else..."
"And there's something wrong, but I can't put it into words..."
"Anyway, it's definitely not because we're in love."
Bai Ye frowned.
This guy Parker...
Could it be that he has awakened his ability?
Others didn't know it, but he knew that his eldest nephew would be the famous Spider-Man in New York in the future.
If you have just awakened your ability and don't know how to control it, so Aunt Mei notices something abnormal, maybe this is what Aunt Mei finds strange.
"Bai Ye, from your perspective, could Parker be violent or something like that?"
Aunt Mei asked a little worriedly.
At Parker's age, he has already entered a rebellious stage, but it is quite difficult to educate him.
If you don't discipline them, they will easily learn bad things. If you discipline them, they will probably turn against you.
So we can only influence things sideways by making insinuations.
The key point is that Aunt Mei has never had children. This is her first time as an aunt, and she is not sure about the scale of control.
There are many things that can only be discussed with Bai Ye.
After all, Bai Ye is a blue child, so of course he understands blue children better.
"Definitely not. Parker is a very well-behaved kid. He shouldn't be as easy to learn as you think." Bai Ye said, "Well, I've been back for the past two days. Let me help you keep an eye on it."
"okay."
Aunt Mei nodded.
Bai Ye thought about it for a while. She had talked about love with Parker before, but then sold him to him. Maybe Parker wouldn't believe what he said so easily.
But this is not a big problem. Given his rank, is it not easy to deal with a kid like Parker?
night.
Parker walked into the Amway Treasure House:
"I'm back."
"Hey, Uncle Bai Ye, are you back too?"
Parker looked at Bai Ye sitting on the sofa in surprise, playing games online with Thor.
"Well." Bai Ye asked while playing a game with Thor: "Parker, you didn't get into any trouble during the past few days when I was gone, right?"
"I, what kind of trouble can I get into? I'm still living a life between two o'clock and one line, doing the same things I usually do!"
Parker's tone was a little weak.
In the few days since Bai Ye left, their Zhongcheng High School organized a visit to the Osborne Group's technology exhibition.
He was accidentally bitten by a spider.
Since then, Parker discovered that he seemed to have super powers.
He gained extraordinary strength, agility, the ability to effortlessly crawl on any surface (relying on biostatic electricity), and a keen extra-sensory "Spider-Sense".
——Parker’s father, Richard Parker, worked at the Osborne Group during his lifetime. Coincidentally, Richard Parker studied the Spider Project at the Osborne Group.
Parker didn't know why he gained superpowers when he was bitten by a spider instead of being poisoned by a spider. But how could a child think so much about gaining cool extraordinary powers?
Just be handsome and that’s it!
When Parker knew that Bai Ye was a person with extraordinary abilities, he was extremely envious and pestered Bai Ye to show him off. However, Bai Ye was too lazy and showed off his skills casually, just like he was perfunctory with a child.
snort!
Now I also have superpowers, so I don’t need to envy you!
"Really not?" Bai Ye still couldn't let go of the work at hand: "I advise you to be lenient if you confess, and stern if you resist. If you get into trouble, you should surrender early and honestly. You can be lenient, otherwise... haha
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"There's really nothing!"
Parker still said firmly.
Ah.
Having been with Bai Ye for so long, he has long understood Bai Ye's routine - be lenient if he confesses, go to jail, be strict if he resists, and go home for the New Year.
Only a fool would confess in front of Bai Ye.
He had been fooled by Bai Ye because of Ken Mu before. That was an exception because he had never been in love, and Bai Ye was an expert in love, so he wanted his help. Maybe he could establish a relationship with Ken Mu early, no.
Thinking that Uncle Bai Ye was really a bad guy, he turned around and betrayed him to Aunt Mei.
Now that he has obtained superpowers, it is his own little secret, and he will not tell Bai Ye casually.
"With such a firm tone, it seems that you really haven't caused any trouble. Okay, go wash your hands and get ready for dinner."
Bai Ye said.
"OK."
Parker breathed a huge sigh of relief.
It seems that this level has passed.
But it's not completely over yet.
Uncle Bai Ye's dog is definitely more than what it seems.
Next, you have to be extremely vigilant.
While eating.
During the white night, I watched Parker talking, his fingers wet from time to time, writing something on the dining table.
"what are you doing?"
Bai Ye said in surprise:
"Ghost-drawing talisman?"
"No, I'm thinking about my recent homework, a difficult biology topic..."
Parker explained.
After gaining the spider ability, Parker conducted research on his own abilities and found that he now resembled a spider, but did not have the ability to spin silk. He suddenly thought, why not create a spider-like spider for himself?
What about the device for spinning silk? In this way, he has almost all the abilities of a spider.
Gu Hu
So, he is trying to make a small invention that can shoot spider webs.
It’s a fact that Parker is smart even though he is young. He inherited the IQ of his father, Richard Parker, and has some unique insights of his own in biology, so at a young age, he already has the ambition to be a scientist.
capital.
"Don't think about homework when you're eating." Aunt Mei said, "If you're doing two things at once, you might not get anything done."
"knew."
Parker didn't dare to refute, he responded and continued eating obediently.
However, based on his observations after meeting Parker, Bai Ye was probably seven levels certain that this little kid had indeed awakened his own superpowers and had since then embarked on a journey to become a good neighbor to the citizens of New York.
night.
Aunt Mei was wearing purple pajamas, lying in Bai Ye's arms, breathing lightly.
Half a moment.
She regained her composure:
"Bai Ye, why did Thor drag you out this time?"
Because of Thor's identity, Aunt Mei is really curious about this issue.
Bai Ye gently stroked Aunt Mei's long, fair and round legs and said:
"You may not believe it, but he took me to see the people and things in Nordic mythology?"
"Norse mythology?"
Aunt Mei was very surprised:
"Myths are not fictional, do they really exist?"
Although Bai Ye had said before that Thor the Shiba Inu was Thor, the God of Thunder, Aunt Mei didn't take it to heart.
Maybe Thor does have the ability to control thunder and lightning, and he is indeed very smart, just like ordinary people.
But it feels a little too weird to equate Thor with the famous thunder god in Norse mythology.
"Of course it is real." Bai Ye said: "It is estimated that in the future, more and more people from myths will come to reality. When the time comes, don't be too surprised."
Now that both Iron Man and Spider-Man have appeared in New York, it would be strange if New York would not be targeted by those super villains who take action in the future.
Therefore, in the future, more and more people with super powers will appear, so there is no harm in letting Aunt Mei know this knowledge in advance.
Bai Ye also told Aunt Mei the story of his and Thor's trip.
"What? Thor is the God of Thunder in parallel time and space. Is there another God of Thunder, Thor, in this world?"
"What? The Evil God Loki is the younger brother of Thor, the God of Thunder, but how did I hear that the Evil God Loki is the younger brother of Odin, the King of Gods?"
"What? The evil god Loki is a child who lacks love. In order to gain the recognition of his adoptive father Odin, he also wants to kill his biological father and the Frost Giants?"
The facts that Bai Ye spoke straightforwardly sounded like fantasy to Aunt Mei, and many of these words were very different from the Nordic mythology that Aunt Mei knew. The more she listened, the more she felt that Bai Ye was deceiving her.
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"I've told you. You may not believe what I said, but this is what really happened." Bai Ye shrugged helplessly and said, "If you don't believe it, you can ask Thor and the one who often comes to our house.
Mediterranean Colson.”
——Of course, in the story, White Night naturally omits the existence of Jane and Daisy.
"If this is really the case, then the Third World War for us humans may be fought against aliens."
Aunt Mei said.
Bai Ye said:
"There is no need to be so pessimistic. Asgard is the Lord of the Nine Realms and can also be regarded as the guardian of the earth. Therefore, other beings in the universe who want to attack the earth must first get past Asgard.
Close it?"
Aunt Mei said: "That's not very safe. Didn't you also say that Asgard only rules the nine realms in name? In fact, Jotunheim, Watt Alheim, Muspelheim and others secretly rule the nine realms."
We are fighting against Asgard, and Odin, the King of the Gods, is old, and Asgard itself is very unstable, so how much energy can be allocated to help the earth?"
"Well, what you said makes sense." Bai Ye said helplessly: "But it's already very late, let's just go to bed. It's useless for us two ordinary people to think about this topic."
Aunt Mei is a bit unfounded.
No matter what the earth is like, Bai Ye feels that if he wants to keep Aunt Mei and Parker alive, there should be no problem.
Even if the earth explodes and is destroyed, Baiye still has two iron-blooded spaceships that can carry out interstellar navigation.
Aunt Mei doesn't want to sleep yet.
She just heard Bai Ye's words and felt frightened, so she wanted to drink some milk to calm down the fright and help her sleep.
Bai Ye sighed. Ever since he opened this Amway Treasure House and recruited Aunt Mei as the store manager, he has been like Brother Zhu marrying into Gao Laozhuang - I get up earlier than a chicken and go to bed later than a dog. Then
He worked day and night!
…
The next day.
Because the previous request for the obelisk from SHIELD reminded Bai Ye of his Inhuman girlfriend, Crystal.
"I haven't seen her for a long time. I really miss her!"
Bai Ye smiled.
Crystal is a member of the Inhumans on the Moon and a member of the Inhuman royal family.
She is the sister of Medusa, the wife of Black Bolt, the king of the Inhumans. She was strengthened by the Terrigen Mist when she was a baby, giving her superpowers.
Crystals can drive and control the four elements of earth, air, fire, and water.
It can manipulate a single element independently, or combine four elements to transform into various forms.
In addition, due to the special physiological structure of Crystal, she is easily infected by pollutants, so she cannot stay on the earth for a long time. After staying for a period of time, she must return to Attilan, the alien city on the moon.
Bai Ye lay on her soft chair and found the special communicator that Crystal had left for her from the space ring.
According to Crystal herself, this pager can contact her.
But crystals usually live on the moon.
"This should also be a high-tech product on the moon, so it can communicate across the earth and the moon, right?"
Bai Ye thought, SHIELD's stupid pager can contact Captain Marvel across a universe, and the communicator from the earth to the moon, what's the big deal?
In fact, with the current technology of the earth, it is also possible to communicate between the earth and the moon. All it takes is a radio relay between the two places. Radio communication uses electromagnetic waves of specific wavelengths. Electromagnetic waves are caused by electromagnetic fields.
Produced by changing vibrations, no medium is required for propagation, and the propagation speed is the speed of light.
Bai Ye immediately typed a text message to Crystal Shou:
"Bao, I went to eat today. What did I eat? I want you to obey me!"
Bai Ye lay on a soft chair, drinking wolfberry tea, and waited for a while, but there was no response from Crystal.
"You ignored me for so long? Is there something wrong and you didn't see my text message?"
Bai Ye sighed.
His time is very precious. If Crystal doesn't respond to him for the time being, he will have to find another Xiaoyu'er to chat with.
Waited a little longer.
He discovered that there might really be something wrong with the crystal.
Then there's no way.
Bai Ye took out her mobile phone, looked through her address book, and sent a text message to the vitality girl Su Cheng:
"Bao, I went to play ball today. What ball did I play? I wish you the best!"
Bai Ye chatted with Su Cheng and hummed a song: Bao, it’s not good to be a Neptune. Being a Neptune is a lot of work. People are looking for you every day. It’s so troublesome and annoying. It’s really tiring to be a Neptune. There are too many little babies. Just now.
After coaxing this one, the next one is still waiting in line...