Chapter 137 Who is a serious person who writes a diary?
Parker was speechless and said:
"Uncle Bai Ye, you won't be willing to mess with my relationship, right? I just had a small conflict with Ken, it's not as serious as you said."
Bai Ye said: "You kid, you just can't be taught, Kenmu is really not suitable for you."
Parker pretended he didn't hear anything.
Bai Ye: "Okay, even if you don't listen, you absolutely can't be a dog licker! If you lick a dog, you will have nothing in the end!"
"Let me teach you, you quarreled with her, unless Kem takes the initiative to make an appointment with you, and you can go to the appointment, otherwise you have to maintain a relatively cold and high position, and in the process of recovery, ensure that you have a posture, do you understand?
Because if you kneel and lick too much, it will make women think that you are not a man and have no value, do you understand?"
Parker was skeptical: "Really?"
Bai Ye: "It must be true. Can uncle still lie to you? Of course, I don't mean to stop you from communicating with the other party. That won't work either. You can't cut off the channels of communication with the other party. What I mean is that you have to show such
A state: I am willing to communicate with you, but it does not mean that I need you very much."
"Why is this happening? In fact, it has something to do with a woman's thinking. If you keep apologizing and telling her that you can't live without her, then the woman will feel like you are a weakling.
If you are trustworthy, then she will not choose to get back together with you."
"After sending her a message, if she doesn't reply to you, don't reply to her. Just wait for her to reply. If she doesn't reply after two or three days, you can send another message at this time, which has nothing to do with the previous one.
, again see if she replies. Don’t worry about why she ignored you, you know, and don’t struggle with her, because once she bothers you, you will be at a disadvantage, and women will look down on you even more.”
Parker felt that what Bai Ye said was very profound, but also quite reasonable.
He is indeed an experienced Uncle Bai Ye!
Bai Ye: "And a woman will give you a lot of rubbish tests after a quarrel. For example, she said, 'Why did you call me? Don't call me next time, ignore me.' If you say this woman, she really
If she doesn’t want to talk to you, why doesn’t she just hang up your call or block you? Right? Why does she still answer the call? Obviously, she is doing a waste test on you. What should you do at this time? Just hide.
If you take this useless test and don’t respond, didn’t she ask you not to take it, then just hang up, okay?”
"Just like every time I argue with my girlfriend, she will say, 'You are a bastard, you are a scumbag.' What do I do at this time? I ignore her at all, because I know in my heart that I am not a scumbag.
If I were really a scumbag, she wouldn't have been with me in the beginning, right? Then she said she felt it was boring and stopped talking. If I were to explain to her or argue with her, tell her why I'm not a scumbag.
Man, then I will be in a lower position. You know, she will think that I have a guilty conscience and I am afraid. Only those with a guilty conscience can't stand the negation of others. The more you deny, the more the other person will think that she has touched on your pain points.
"
Parker raised his hand and argued: "But has it not been explained? Isn't it like a thorn that has not been pulled out?"
Bai Ye: "If there was something you did not do well before, or something you need to explain, don't explain it now. You can explain it after you reconcile. And when you explain it, don't use a discussion tone, even more
Don't be in a state of self-denial, but adopt an objective and critical attitude. You know, if you criticize yourself, you must also criticize him. Both of you criticize, understand? Be stronger. Men, when you need to be courageous, you have to show your courage.
Do you know? Although you are the one who saves the other person, it does not mean that you have to kneel down and lick the other person."
Parker suddenly realized that there are so many reasons for falling in love!
He was so ignorant before.
Bai Ye: "Perhaps a woman will ask you a similar question: 'Do you love me?', remember: no matter if you answer yes or no, she will not be satisfied, you know!?"
"If you answer no, she will immediately turn around and leave, thinking that you are a liar; if you answer yes, she will suspect that you may be perfunctory and telling lies in order to re-establish an intimate relationship with her. Yes, a woman's
Thoughts are so complicated! What is the correct approach at this time? Don’t respond to her question head-on. It’s best to get out of the frame of her question.”
"For example, when she asks you if you really love her if you want to get back together with her, you don't say you love her, or you don't say you don't love her. You say 'what do you think', then throw the topic back to her and let her go.
Guess. If she says she doesn’t love you, then you can say, ‘Unfortunately, you guessed wrong’, then end the topic and see how she reacts. Do you understand?”
"There will be many similar useless tests, and they will run through your whole life. One principle you need to remember is: never respond directly to a woman's useless tests, try to take the initiative of speaking in your own hands, at least don't
Let her frame lead you away, okay?"
After listening to Bai Ye's words, Parker felt like he had an enlightenment.
Seeing that Parker was enlightened, Bai Ye nodded with satisfaction.
Men are good at anything they do, but they can't be licking dogs!
When the price collapses, no licking dog is innocent!
"Bai Ye, stop playing and come in and help me."
Aunt Mei in the kitchen shouted.
"ok."
Bai Ye immediately abandoned Parker and ran into the kitchen.
Parker looked at Bai Ye's dog-legged appearance and fell into doubt again. Is Uncle Bai Ye really a very strong man towards women?
"Make this chicken wings."
Aunt Mei said.
"Okay!"
Bai Ye looked at the ingredients, 8 chicken wings and a cup of Coca-Cola, and she understood.
This is making Coke chicken wings!
Bai Ye rolled up his sleeves.
First put water in the pot, wait for the water to boil and then add the chicken wings. The chicken wings are 7 mature. Drain the water and set aside.
Then add more oil, fry the scallions and garlic, add the chicken wings, add cumin and chili powder, fry over high heat until the skin is slightly charred.
Then use a spoon to skim off the excess oil, add the cola, salt and MSG without adding any water. When the cola is almost dry, turn down the heat slightly to collect the juice.
Next, while burning the cola, you can use a spoon to skim off the minced garlic and onion.
Finally, when serving the dish, add the juice as well.
This dish is even more delicious than KFC's chicken wings. The chicken wings are spicy and crispy to the bone.
"Don't eat it secretly!"
Aunt Mei slapped Bai Ye's hand for trying to steal the food and said angrily.
Well, Bai Ye regretfully gave up the idea of eating secretly.
I continued to help Aunt Mei with the dishes.
About twenty minutes later.
Aunt Mei shouted:
"Parker, the food is ready, ready to eat."
After a while, the table was filled with everything, including Coke chicken wings, twice-cooked pork, sweet and sour pork ribs, lotus root slices with pepper oil... and the last dish was the old duck, winter melon and kelp soup.
——Due to the influence of White Night, Aunt Mei and Parker's eating habits are a bit Eastern.
Parker: "Aunt Mei, is it some kind of holiday today? Is it so rich?"
Aunt Mei rolled her eyes at him: "If you don't want to eat it, don't eat it."
Parker: "No, no, no, I want to eat!"
Now he immediately lowered his head and started cooking without saying much.
In fact, Aunt Mei just wanted to reward Bai Ye for her hard work, and since Parker had awakened his superpower, she wanted to eat something good to supplement her nutrition.
In this family, except for Aunt Mei herself, everyone else is undoubtedly a super cooking machine.
Thor is a protoss, and he has never stopped practicing the Thunder Chakra mode to strengthen his body in the white night. After Parker awakened his ability, his cooking ability also greatly improved.
Therefore, there is absolutely no way that any of the dishes on this table cooked by Aunt Mei will be wasted.
Eat and eat.
Bai Ye, Thor, and Parker all aimed their chopsticks at the last Coke chicken wing on the plate.
Parker: "Uncle Baiye, you've already eaten two. This shouldn't be yours."
Thor agreed: "Woof!"
Bai Ye: "Don't forget, I did this. I ate more. What's wrong with it? What's wrong with it?"
Parker: "I've never seen anyone so shameless!"
Aunt Mei was eating her lotus root slices and didn't bother to pay attention to the fight between the three of them.
"A little too much salt, but it's okay."
Aunt Mei ate the lotus root slices and nodded.
Lotus root slices are much better than junk food like chicken wings. Lotus root contains high iron content, so it is particularly suitable for patients with iron deficiency anemia. Secondly, lotus root contains rich plant protein, vitamins and starch content, which is beneficial to
It can obviously replenish qi and blood and enhance human immunity.
Aunt Mei ate her meal as if she didn't notice the commotion in front of her, while holding the remote control and turning on the TV.
"...We can see that this masked man dressed as a spider has extraordinary strength. He can easily catch a medium-sized truck that fell from a high altitude. This kind of strength may also be
To surpass the Captain America of the past.”
"For the time being, we are not sure of the true purpose of this masked man, but..."
"Daily Bugle owner" J. Jonah Jameson: "Don't be fooled, this masked Spider-Man is definitely not a hero, he is just a lawless element, a masked bandit, and a scourge. These masked people
They are all sanctimonious, there must be some ulterior motive for doing this, and they may be secretly planning a conspiracy to destroy the world."
Parker: "..."
Although Parker was a little angry that Jonah Jameson, the owner of the Daily Bugle, was slandering him, at this time, what was more in his heart was fear.
Unexpectedly, I had just debuted and performed a heroic act, and would be shown on TV. I would not be discovered by Aunt Mei, so it was me, right?
Parker looked at Aunt Mei secretly, and saw that Aunt Mei's face was expressionless, and he didn't know what her mood was.
"Gulu——!"
Parker swallowed, maybe it was his own psychology, but he always felt that the atmosphere at this time was particularly depressing.
Bai Ye, however, happily ate the chicken wings he grabbed while saying:
"I don't know if the news media have nothing to do. What's there to report about a pervert walking around in tight clothes on the street?"
"Parker, don't you think so? Whoever is serious wears tights?"
Parker: "Yeah!"
Bai Ye: "Are you wearing tights?"
Parker: "I won't wear it, will you?"
Bai Ye: "Who can walk around in tight clothes on the street?"
Parker: "Isn't it a pervert who wears tight clothes on the street?"
"Despicable!"*2
Parker chatted and joked with Bai Ye, quickly planed the rice, drank all the rice in the bowl, and said:
"I still have homework to do, so I'm going back to my room first!"
Without waiting for Aunt Mei's reaction, he picked up his satchel and went upstairs.
After Parker left, Aunt Mei said dissatisfiedly: "This bastard Parker has just awakened some abilities, and he doesn't know what his last name is! He has no ability, so he just imitates others to act chivalrously. If something happens to him, he should
What should I do!?"
Bai Ye: "A child will definitely be naughty. When he grows up, he will understand things. Parker's behavior is actually not a big problem. With his physical strength and self-healing ability, even if he encounters an ESU from NYPD
The team’s lives will not be in danger.”
"If he really makes any trouble, I have people I know in the NYPD, FBI, CIA and Department of Homeland Security. As long as it's not a principled mistake, they can probably help him sort it out."
"If you are really worried, you might as well clarify the situation with him now and make a three-part agreement with him!"
Aunt Mei hesitated for a moment and said, "Forget it, I'll wait for him to explain the situation to me himself!"
"Fine."
Bai Ye nodded.
Thor is very serious about his work.
Nothing about Parker or Spider has anything to do with him.
After Aunt Mei and Bai Ye were with Parker, they obviously saw another piece of news.
An apparently female Spider-Man also appeared on the streets and helped the police hunt down a drug dealer.
She also seems to have similar abilities to Parker, including super strength, electrostatic adsorption, and spinning spider silk...
Aunt Mei opened her mouth and asked in disbelief: "Bai Ye, what's going on? Could it be that Parker is also infected with the problem of dressing up as a woman?"
"Probably not." Bai Ye was also a little confused and said, "Although Parker is indeed a bit perverted when he wears tight clothes and wanders on the street, but he can't be that perverted. He also wears tight clothes and wanders around on the street.
.”
Aunt Mei: "Then...what is going on?"
Bai Ye: "In other words, is there a possibility that there is a woman who has just awakened an ability similar to Parker's and also stood up to do justice?"
Aunt Mei: "Is it really such a coincidence? When Parker awakens, the other party also awakens? Isn't this coincidence too much?"
While Bai Ye and Aunt Mei were discussing, suddenly, an electronic sound sounded in Bai Ye's mind.
【Ding!】
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