Chapter 92 Thor will never be a slave unless he is covered with food
"Fuck!"
Bai Ye cursed.
This is the Thor from A Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes!
Odin's adopted son.
Shiba Inu Thor.
So what is the situation now?
What a stupid little frog, he hasn’t had any information for so long, yet something like this happened to him as soon as he came!
Although Thor... is a Shiba Inu, he is also a god after all, the god of thunder. He can fight Athena back and forth with a Mjolnir, and it is difficult to determine the outcome.
——In a world of hundreds of thousands of jokes and a vast universe, gods are a race with advanced technology, including Zeus in Greek mythology, Nuwa in Chinese mythology, Hong Qigong (Odin) in Nordic mythology, and "Ra" in Egyptian mythology.
"The four gods rule the universe together. So even though the world of Shi Leng is a funny world, if you can rule the universe, you still have a lot of tricks!
In other words, Thor the Shiba Inu is a big problem.
He was also planning to take a flight from Los Angeles tomorrow morning to go back to China for some wandering. Now that Thor was here, how could he go wandering?
What if trouble breaks out in China?
There is no doubt that the plan to return to China must be postponed.
"I don't know what this Thor's temper is like."
Bai Ye thought for a while and then tentatively spoke:
"that……"
Thor looked serious and pressed the button on his body again:
"I am Thor!"
white night:"……"
What to do if there is a language barrier?
Although he can speak Chinese, Japanese, English, and some French, German, Korean, and Russian... he doesn't know dog language at all!
——With the blessing of [Dragon Ball] and [Lingxi Heart], Bai Ye's learning ability has also reached an outstanding level.
Tangled in the day and night.
How should I communicate with Thor since he can't speak?
——Thor is very cute and very strong. The only drawback is that he cannot speak. So his father Odin prepared three buttons for him. As long as he presses the button, he can say one or two sentences: "I
"To the God of Thunder" and "For the Glory of the Northern God".
Seeing Bai Ye's appearance, Thor frowned with a serious expression and bared his teeth. The hammer in his hand condensed lightning and the arc flashed.
Bai Ye probably understood what Thor meant. He was suddenly transported to a strange place. Even if he was brave, he would definitely want to find out what happened.
But threatening me with force points?
How could he possibly spoil Thor?
Bai Ye rubbed the space ring, and a tennis ball appeared in his hand.
He threw the tennis ball:
"Thor, good dog, go and get it back!"
"Woof woof!"
Thor put down the hammer in an instant, sat on the ground with four feet, opened his big round eyes, and let out an excited cry.
Then he turned around and grabbed the tennis ball thrown by Bai Ye.
He took the tennis ball back and put it in Bai Ye's hand.
Sitting in front of Bai Ye, his eyes looked at Bai Ye expectantly, his tail wagging happily.
"Good dog!"
Bai Ye patted Thor conveniently.
Thor showed an expression of enjoyment.
"Although he is the God of Thunder, he is still a dog!" Bai Ye couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "If that's the case, it would be much easier to deal with."
While Bai Ye stroked Thor, he explained the matter about the frog cubs:
"...So, that frog is crazy. Although I am its nominal master, it will not obey any of my orders at all."
"It has sent you to this other universe. You may not be able to go back for the time being, and you need to stay here for a while."
"But don't worry, there is a Maoshan Taoist priest in front of you who was also sent by it. After a while, he was sent back. You still have some hope of going back, as long as you wait patiently for a while."
"As its nominal owner, I also have certain responsibilities, so during this period, your food, clothing, housing and transportation will all be taken care of by me!"
After Bai Ye let go of his hand, Thor immediately returned to his normal state and faced Bai Ye angrily:
"Woof woof woof!"
white night:"……"
He really doesn’t understand dog language!
"I am Thor!"
"I am Thor!"
"I am Thor!"
"..."
Are you protesting against the guy who brought the frog cub into this world, or are you saying that you shouldn't masturbate it?
He really doesn’t understand!
Bai Ye sighed, having no choice but to throw the tennis ball out again.
simply.
He called the hotel staff and asked them to help buy some dog toys.
China cannot go back for the time being.
Baiye canceled the ticket and purchased another ticket to return to New York tomorrow.
…
The next day.
When Bai Ye took the early flight back to New York.
He immediately rushed to his safe house.
Inside the safe house.
There were almost piles of dog toys, allowing Thor to swim in the ocean of toys. Judging from the expression on his face, he should feel that his dog life has reached its peak.
Bai Ye also breathed a sigh of relief.
Thank you for your wit.
Know how to use Thor's weaknesses to deal with him.
Otherwise, it would probably be very troublesome if he were allowed to run out and cause chaos.
Baiye drove Thor back to the Amway Treasure House in the car.
"Bai Ye, why are you back again?" Aunt Mei was very surprised when she saw Bai Ye: "Didn't you say you were going back to China for a while?"
——Bai Ye had made arrangements before, asking Aunt Mei to watch the store with the Anti-Predator armor and notify him immediately if anything happened.
"Don't mention it, something has changed. I won't go back to China for the time being."
Bai Ye sighed.
Opened the car door.
He slipped Thor down.
"Wow, what a cute dog!"
When Aunt Mei saw Thor, she was immediately struck by Thor's cute appearance. She reached out and took it from Bai Ye's hand, licked it hard, and then kissed him on the forehead.
"Bai Ye, is this the dog you bought for me?"
Bai Ye: "If so, that would be great."
Thor desperately pushed Aunt Mei's arms away. He jumped down, stood on his feet, and with a serious look on his face, he pressed the button on his body:
"I am Thor!"
Aunt Mei: "..."
She looked at Bai Ye doubtfully:
"Did you buy it a recording toy?"
"And this dog can also stand."
"Even its expression is so serious...so smart!"
"Mei, you may find it hard to accept what I'm going to tell you next, but I'm not lying to you!" Bai Ye said: "It's not an ordinary dog, but the legendary... Thor, the god of thunder, is
god!"
Aunt Mei: "???"
Seeing Aunt Mei looking like you're kidding me, Bai Ye sighed:
"Thor, show her your hand!"
"Woof woof!"
Thor held Mjolnir in his hand with a solemn expression on his back, and raised it.
In an instant.
Thunder and lightning gather, electric snakes wave, and solitary light flashes.
Bai Ye spread his hands: "You should believe it now, right?"
"What do I believe!" Aunt Mei said: "Isn't it your ability to discharge electricity!? You just gave the dog an assist, right?"
Aunt Mei had seen Bai Ye's ability to release the Thunder Fruit, and even...she had experienced it herself.
Bai Ye, who had eaten the Thunder Fruit, was like the thunder element itself, able to control its own discharge at will, even across the air.
So as long as the dog makes a gesture of raising a hammer, and Bai Ye helps it create a scene of thunder and lightning gathering in the air, it can achieve the effect of arcs flying around.
Bai Ye was helpless: "I gave up my plan to go to China and returned to New York. Do you think I came back specifically to deceive you with such a trivial matter?"
Aunt Mei still believed what Bai Ye said.
Even if it is very unreliable.
——Aunt Mei is an atheist. She doesn’t believe in the existence of God at all. How can she believe that a very cute yellow puppy is the legendary Thor?
Bai Ye also explained that Thor, the god of thunder, is not a creator god like God, but a powerful alien race. It is correct to understand him as an alien.
"That's right..."
Aunt Mei reached out and touched Thor's head:
"No wonder he always looks very serious, he looks very human!"
After looking at Thor for a while, Aunt Mei stood up and asked, "Look carefully, it's almost noon. If you want to eat something, I'll make it for you!"
Parker had lunch at school and didn't come back. If Aunt Mei was the only one at home, lunch would be much simpler, just a bowl of noodles. Now Bai Ye is back, and he has brought back guests... Guest Dog
, of course I have to make something delicious!
Bai Ye thought for a while: "Let's make some saliva fish!"
Bai Ye is not sure how long Thor will stay here, because he himself has been left in this Marvel world by Frog Cub for more than two years, and he can't go back to his own world!
Uncle Jiu was lucky and was quickly sent back by the frog cub.
So during the time Thor lives here, if Aunt Mei can have a good relationship with him through delicious food, then Aunt Mei's safety will be more secure.
With Thor's power, he can be considered a very powerful superhero in this Marvel world, right?
Like the Green Goblin, the vulture, the horror, Thor is not just a hammer!
"ok!"
Aunt Mei has been following Bai Ye for more than a year. In order to take care of Bai Ye's taste, she has taught herself a lot of Chinese dishes!
Bai Ye took care of Thor while Aunt Mei went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.
This is Chinatown, so it is very convenient to buy food. Aunt Mei will be back soon.
I bought two silver carps and some seasonings for making fish.
Bai Ye saw Thor playing with toys and looked very happy, so he also went to the kitchen to help Aunt Mei cook.
Such as the job of filleting fish.
Bai Ye has also practiced his knife skills, and it is very effective for cutting people. It is also good for filleting fish. He can cut the fish into pieces in no time.
"so……"
Aunt Mei mixed the sliced fish with salt and cooking wine and marinated it:
"Did you have fun at Tony Stark's party last night?"
As for how Thor was picked up, Aunt Mei was too sensible to ask.
"It's not bad, but there are some guys who look down on others and are very annoying." Bai Ye said: "You also know that Tony's friends are either rich or noble. I am in the middle and I am totally out of place."
——Like that guy named Billings.
Aunt Mei added water and starch, mixed it well and tasted it, and said in surprise:
"You are Tony's good friend. Do those guys still dislike you!?"
Bai Ye was standing aside, chopping fried peanuts into small pieces, mincing black bean paste, mincing onions, garlic, and ginger, and said:
"You have to be strong enough to strike iron. If you are not strong enough, it doesn't matter whose friend you are!"
"Actually, it doesn't matter. The upper class is just the lower class who has turned over. The upper class and the lower class are all the torrent of society, the blind stream of civilization, and they are all inferior... or even low class."
Aunt Mei put oil in the pot and heated it to 60% heat, then poured in the black beans, minced ginger, and minced garlic and stir-fried until fragrant, and nodded:
"I agree with this. It's not your own circle. Don't force yourself into it. In the future, you'd better go to less formal banquets like Tony Stark's."
"Ah this..."
Bai Ye paused.
Aunt Mei raised her head and looked at him doubtfully:
"Didn't you say that someone looks down on you? Where are you going to get it?"
"cough!"
Bai Yeqing coughed and said:
"The main thing is Tony. He kindly invited me. It would be disrespectful not to go. But don't worry, I will try to reduce the number of times I go."
Aunt Mei poured the fried ginger-garlic tempeh, red oil chili, pepper oil, sesame oil, and fried peanuts into a large bowl.
Take it from Bai Ye in a large bowl, add salt, monosodium glutamate, sugar, soy sauce, and vinegar, stir evenly and make a sauce.
"By the way, nothing happened while I was away, right? For example, were strangers wandering around or something like that?"
Bai Ye quickly changed the subject.
Aunt Mei put oil in the pan and heated it up to 40% hot, then added the fish fillets and stir-fried until cooked through:
"should not."
"That's good."
Bai Ye nodded.
A while of gossip.
When the fish fillets are fried and cooked, Aunt Mei takes them out, drains the oil, and puts them into a bowl.
Pour on the sauce Bai Ye just made, then sprinkle with cooked sesame seeds and chopped green onions.
Mix again.
In this way, a mouth-watering fish dish is made.
Two people and one dog sat at the dining table to eat.
"Thor, I'm a guest from afar, how about you try my cooking skills?"
Aunt Mei greeted enthusiastically.
The main reason is that Thor looks so cute.
Who can resist a serious-looking Shiba Inu?
Thor tasted the fish fillet, which was numb, spicy, fragrant, and fresh. It could be said that it was numb and refreshing, and the fish tasted fresh and tender.
After taking a bite, my eyes immediately lit up.
"If you like it, eat more!"
Aunt Mei smiled.
A meal is a feast for the host and the guest.
Bai Ye and Thor were lying on the sofa watching TV, while Aunt Mei was clearing away the dishes.
"Thor, isn't this food good?"
Bai Ye hugged Thor and said:
"From now on, you can live here with peace of mind. Once there is news about that dog... that guy, I will be able to rule you and send you back as soon as possible."
If you can use food to win over a powerful bodyguard for Aunt Mei, then you will undoubtedly make money.
"I am Thor!"
"For the glory of the Northern God!"
Thor looked serious.
Just looking at his appearance, Bai Ye didn't know what he was talking about, so he added:
"The food at our house will never be worse than this."
Thor's eyes suddenly lit up, his tongue stuck out, and he laughed.
Thor, God of Thunder, will never be a slave unless he has food and shelter!
"Mei, are you at home?"
Just as Bai Ye was talking to Thor, blond-haired Sharon Carter walked into the Amway Treasure House again.
Came in.
Sharon Carter seems to have just discovered White Night:
"Mr. Bai Ye, you are here too!"
In fact, it was S.H.I.E.L.D. that learned that Bai Ye was planning to return to China, but then changed his mind and realized something was wrong, so he came to Sharon Carter to investigate the situation.
"Um!"
Bai Ye smiled and nodded.
At the same time, he whispered to Thor:
"This woman is a pet doctor who specializes in sterilizing pets, so don't get close to her, and don't let her discover your abnormalities, otherwise if she becomes interested in you..."
Thor suddenly trembled all over.
Pet neutering is the most annoying thing.
And Thor is not the one-minded God of Thunder from Asgard. He is very aware of current affairs. For example, when he was caught by the Egyptian god Ra, he would give up his dignity as a dog and disguise himself as a cat.
"Mr. Bai Ye, do you have a dog?"
Sharon Carter looked at Thor beside Bai Ye in surprise and said.
"Yes, my friend fostered her here."
Bai Ye responded with a smile.
It's not a problem to have this woman come here all the time to inquire about my situation. It seems that I should give full play to my strengths as soon as possible, sleep with this woman, and try to instigate her to rebel!