After putting his luggage in the bedroom, Mo Yang took another shower and called Pere when he came out. When he returned to the yard, he found that Huang Lei was the only one left.
"Teacher Huang, where are they?" Mo Yang asked with a smile.
"They all went to pick corn with Lao He!" Huang Lei looked up and laughed, "You just got off the plane. If you are tired, go take a nap. I will call you after dinner in the evening!"
"I'm not tired. I fell asleep on the plane and came back." Mo Yang smiled and squatted down next to Huang Lei, "Do you want to help?"
"No need, it's almost healed." Huang Lei said with a smile, without any signs of life.
Mo Yang is no stranger to Huang Lei, he is also a fan of Mo Yang.
I usually watch Mo Yang's games whenever I have time, and sometimes I even get up in the middle of the night and stay up late to watch.
Huang Lei was just about to say something when the phone rang in the house, so he got up to answer the phone.
Mo Yang was bored, so he got up and walked around in the yard.
"If you don't order something, why don't you order it? I wonder who is so brave. Don't even think about it without 10,000 corns!" At this moment, Huang Lei came out of the house cursing, with a very angry look on his face.
The corn pickers also came back at this time.
"That one over there, that one over there, you don't have any eyesight, why don't you come over and help." Bai Lele, who was carrying a big basket on his back, started to purr when he returned to the yard.
Mo Yang smiled and walked over to help him unload a basket full of corn, but when he saw Xiao Di behind everyone with his head lowered and walking quickly back to the house, Mo Yang frowned immediately.
Because he found that Xiao Di's face was a little pale, and he seemed to be uncomfortable.
"Why are you still losing your temper?" He Jiong asked curiously when he saw Huang Lei's dumbfounded expression.
"I just received a call from a customer. It's a man. What kind of food does he want to eat? Or the authentic kind of Buddha to jump over the wall!" Huang Lei gritted his teeth when he mentioned this, "Look at him, I won't beat him to death!"
"This is not easy!" Bai Lele, who was sweating profusely, smiled and answered directly after hearing this.
These words attracted everyone at the scene to look over.
Ha! What a loud tone!
"You know how?" Huang Lei was overjoyed, and He Jiong was also surprised.
"I won't!" Bai Lele looked at Huang Lei and took a step back, then smiled mischievously.
"I'll beat you to death!" Huang Lei bit his lip and immediately took off his shoes and was about to throw him away.
"No, no, no, no, no!" Bai Lele was timid, and directly put her arms around Mo Yang's shoulders as he was about to leave, and said with the most awesome expression: "Who knows this?"
"Nonsense!" Huang Lei pretended to throw it out again, "If you were my student, I would make you stand at the door of the classroom every day to greet guests!"
"Let me solemnly introduce you to this, the fourth generation successor of the royal chef of the late Qing Dynasty!" Bai Lele did not dare to be mysterious, for fear of being beaten.
"Mo Yang, do you know how?"
Now everyone was shocked.
"I don't know if it's authentic or not, but my grandfather said it was an imperial dish in the Qing palace." Mo Yang said with a smile.
"Okay! Just know how to do it!"
Huang Lei clapped his hands and laughed, then immediately turned around and went straight to the film crew. He took off his shoes and put them on director Wang Zhengyu's neck to discuss the ingredients, making everyone at the scene burst into laughter.
But Mo Yang quietly returned to his room and came to the door of Xiao Di's room.
"Xiao Di, are you okay?"
Mo Yang knocked on the door and shouted something into the door, his voice was a bit loud.
"Kacha!"
The door opened a crack, Xiao Di hid his body behind the door, poked his head out, and said with an angry smile: "You idiot, please keep your voice down!"
"Why do you look so ugly?" Mo Yang frowned, "Are you feeling unwell?"
"It's okay!" Xiao Di's eyes were a little dodgey, and then he became a little shy. He hesitated for a while and then said in one breath: "You, you go to the village shop and buy something for me!"
Seeing Xiao Di's appearance as a little woman, Mo Yang's eyes almost fell out of his eyes. It was completely different from the Hedong lion in his heart, which made him sigh in his heart that women are really a magical species.
"No problem!" Mo Yang nodded and asked with a smile: "What to buy?"
"sanitary napkin!"
"Crack!"
Xiao Di, who was pretty and blushing, dropped the word and closed the door directly, almost missing Mo Yang's nose.
Mo Yang was stunned for a moment, and then he realized what was going on, and immediately he couldn't laugh or cry.
"Moyang, come on, come on!"
As soon as he returned to the yard and was about to go out, Mo Yang was caught by Huang Lei and asked him to write down the ingredients needed for Buddha to jump over the wall so that he could prepare them.
"I really want to make it!" Mo Yang was a little surprised, "Teacher Huang, there are dozens of ingredients for that thing, are you sure you can buy it?"
Huang Lei waved his hand and said with a smile: "Don't worry about it. Write me the ingredients quickly and I will let the program team prepare it."
"Okay!" Mo Yang had no choice but to take the pen and paper and started writing. After a while, he handed the full piece of paper to Huang Lei.
After leaving the yard, Mo Yang went straight to the canteen in Xiao Di's village.
After asking all the way, Mo Yang found the small shop that Xiao Di mentioned.
"Boss, do you have...um!"
Well, when things came to a close, Mo Yang was a little embarrassed.
Buying sanitary napkins was really the first time for a young man like him.
"Young man, what do you want?"
The boss was a middle-aged aunt who was watching TV. When she saw a cameraman following Mo Yang in the distance, she immediately became extremely enthusiastic.
"Auntie, what kind of guard is there? Guard..." Mo Yang guarded for a long time without even saying the last two words.
"What are you doing?" The aunt looked confused and muttered in her heart, "What a handsome young man, he stutters, what a pity, what a pity!"
Auntie thought for a while, then suddenly realized it on her own, clapped her hands and said, "I know what you want, wait, Auntie will get it for you!"
"Okay!" Mo Yang nodded and bowed, ecstatic. He didn't expect that this aunt was actually a smart person.
"Boom!"
Five seconds later, the aunt directly poured a green bottle on the table in front of Mo Yang.
“Enemy enemy enemy enemy enemy…Afraid!!!!”
Mo Yang's voice was elongated, and he suddenly had a black face with a question mark. He stared blankly at the green bottle in front of him, his chin clicked and he was almost frightened.
Is this the gap between ideal and reality? It’s too big!
Yes! Mo Yang thinks he should just tell the truth!
Otherwise, he estimated that paraquat and shuqiang would make their debut in the next second.
"Auntie, it's not this one, it's the one that girls use every month... ahem!" Mo Yang said bluntly, but his voice became smaller and smaller, and he looked back like a thief to see if there was anyone behind him.
"Hey! You should have told me earlier!" Auntie shouted in a loud voice, which scared Mo Yang to the point of trembling.
"Yes, aunt, we have them. Which one do you want?"
"You can get a pack of each kind!" Mo Yang lowered his voice and said awkwardly.
"Okay!" The aunt nodded and suddenly smiled meaningfully, "Young man, would you like something else?"
"What?" Mo Yang looked confused.
"Just the one inside!"
"Who is it!" Mo Yang still didn't understand.
"Why are you so stupid, young man? It's the kind of thing that women can use after a few days!" The aunt who was keen on sales was anxious. She also saw that Mo Yang was a bit thin-skinned, so she didn't point it out.
"Oh oh oh!" Mo Yang pretended to understand, "Okay, if she can use it, just take it!"
"Okay, young man, just wait a moment, aunt will get it for you."
"Auntie, wrap it up tight for me!" Mo Yang warned worriedly.
"I understand, I'm hiding underneath!" Auntie turned around and gave Mo Yang an "I understand" smile.
"Hide underneath!" Mo Yang blinked and scratched his head, becoming even more confused.
After a while, Mo Yang checked out and got the bag.
Oh, this aunt is very considerate. She used two oversized bags and tied them with a knot.
Mo Yang returned to the yard and saw Bai Lele and the others chatting in the pavilion. He quickly walked into the house with his bag, not even paying attention to Bai Lele who called him.
The secret agent knocked on Xiao Di's door and handed the things through the crack of the door. Mo Yang was waiting at the door.
Inside the house, Xiao Di opened the bag and saw a bag full of more than ten packs of sanitary napkins, both for day and night use. He immediately smiled, with two red clouds on his face, "This idiot is quite attentive!"
"
Xiao Di was quite embarrassed to ask Mo Yang to buy this. If he had known she would have brought an assistant.
Xiao Di took a bag casually, but unexpectedly he took out a small box and dropped it on the ground, and the contents were scattered all over the floor.
Xiao Di frowned, bent down to pick up the small box, and looked at the outer packaging.
"Durex!"
"Love boldly!"
Xiao Di's beautiful eyes suddenly widened, and his face was covered with blush.
Ten minutes later, a smiling Xiao Di opened the door and walked out.
But when Mo Yang saw Xiao Di's smiling face, he always felt that something was wrong.
"Did I buy it wrong?" Mo Yang asked a little uncertainly.
Xiao Di smiled and said nothing, and suddenly grabbed Mo Yang's ear with lightning speed, then pushed the Durex in his other hand to Mo Yang's eyes, and said with a smile: "I bought it wrong, but can you tell me
What am I doing? Big wood, I find that you have been thinking a lot lately!"
"hiss!"
"Gah!"
Mo Yang's eyes widened. He sold a lot of this stuff when he was working in the UK. How could he not recognize this stuff? Mo Yang suddenly wanted to cry without tears. He was tricked by his aunt, but he had an idea and said with an awkward smile: "
Mother Gua, do you believe me when I say this is a balloon? If you don’t believe it, I can blow it up for you!”
As soon as he finished speaking, Mo Yang suddenly took the opportunity to break away, turned around and ran away.
Xiao Di laughed angrily and threw dozens of Durex rounds in his hand towards Mo Yang, causing Mo Yang to run away with his head in his arms.
"What's wrong? Did you encounter a ghost?"
In the yard, Bai Lele smiled and shouted when he saw Mo Yang escaping in panic.
"More scary than ghosts!" Mo Yang muttered in his heart, with a lingering fear on his face, and walked to the pavilion with a smile and sat down next to everyone.
"Hey! What's on your head?" Lu Han, who was next to Mo Yang, had sharp eyes and reached out to take off the thing on Mo Yang's head.
"Fuck!"
"Niubi!"
"666666!!!"
“Young people really know how to play!”
When everyone saw what it was, they were immediately shocked by Mo Yang.
Mo Yang was dumbfounded, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching. He had the urge to die with the aunt at the canteen.