Chapter 147 Even if I am a saint, I, Du Fei, will fool you!
Chapter 147 Even if I am a saint, I, Du Fei, will fool you!
"besides?!"
After hearing Du Fei's words, Manjusri and Samantabhadra looked at each other, and a cold sweat broke out on their foreheads unconsciously.
Isn't this bear demon up to something else?
"Hey hey hey!"
"What expression are you looking at?!"
Seeing the expressions on the faces of Manjusri and Samantabhadra, Du Fei was very dissatisfied, "Do you think that an upright, upright, kind-hearted, heroic and courageous demon like me will harm you?"
Hearing this, Manjusri and Samantabhadra could only smile awkwardly.
"The Demon King is right."
Du Fei nodded with satisfaction and said to the two of them: "Then let me tell you straight away. From now on, the relationship between the master and servant of the Green Lion and White Elephant is officially terminated, and the Buddhists are no longer allowed to pursue them."
Du Fei naturally saw the various behaviors of the Green Lion and White Elephant in the days after they defected to Black Wind Mountain.
And as a good boss who always thinks about his employees.
Of course he had to do something for the two demons.
Although the Green Lion and the White Elephant are in Black Wind Mountain, Buddhism has great magical powers, so it is impossible to leave any back-up on them. If he turns around and kidnaps his two security captains, he will feel very uncomfortable.
So Du Fei wants to take this opportunity to get the two demons' prostitution contract.
"this……"
Puxian and the two couldn't help but hesitate a little when they heard this.
It is a treasonous act for Green Lion and White Elephant to appear in film and television roles that smear Buddhism, and he was arrested on the order of Tathagata Buddha.
Severe punishment must be imposed to serve as a warning to others.
If you agree to the bear demon.
I'm afraid it will be difficult for them to explain to Tathagata Buddha.
Looking at the two people who were hesitating, Tong Tian suddenly sneered, "Why, you Western religion wants to forcefully seize other people's mounts, and now it's your turn, can't you accept it?"
As soon as these cold words came out, Manjusri Samantabhadra could not help but tremble all over.
Only then did they remember that after the Conferred God Tribulation, many demon disciples under Jie Jiao's sect had been taken in as mounts.
Especially Buddhism!
Thinking of this, how could they dare to think otherwise?
"What the Holy Lord said is that since the green lion and white elephant have surrendered to the demon king, the Buddhists will no longer pursue them, and they will no longer be the mounts of the two of us." Manjusri and Samantabhadra lowered their heads and joined their hands, and said with a forced smile.
"Hahaha!"
"The two Bodhisattvas are really reasonable people."
"For the green lion and white elephant, thank you for your broad-mindedness!" Du Fei laughed loudly after hearing this.
"It's all as it should be..."
Manjusri and Samantabhadra were crying in their hearts, but they were still smiling on their faces.
…
Guanyin, Manjusri and Samantabhadra are gone.
They left gently, just as they came gently before, waving their hands and not taking away a single cloud.
But left behind the Golden Pill, Lingxi Ruyi, Phoenix Ring and...
A urinal pot of three-light divine water!
Putting away the treasure, Du Fei turned around and bowed solemnly to the leader of Tongtian Cult, and said with great respect: "Du Fei, thank you, little uncle, for your help!"
"Do you still want to call me Junior Uncle now?"
Upon hearing this, the leader of Tongtian Cult raised his eyes and looked at Du Fei, raising his eyebrows slightly.
"That's necessary!" Du Fei said with a smile on his face.
As a saint, Master Tongtian knew that he was not a disciple of Old Man Taiqing, and Du Fei naturally knew it well.
But since he was too cautious and didn't hug Tai Qing's lap, Du Fei regretted it. If he could have a relationship with a saint, what's the use of face? What's the use of dignity?
What's wrong with being a saint's licking dog?
Although Du Fei didn't know why Tongtian Cult Leader, who was supposed to be in confinement in Zixiao Palace, appeared in Black Wind Mountain.
But this time, he will never let his thick legs fly away again!
In a flash of thought, Du Fei had already finished typing the manuscript.
"You see, although Master has not explicitly accepted me as his disciple, he still teaches magical powers and exercises. How is this different from a disciple? Although he does not have the name of master and disciple, he has the actual status of master and disciple."
"Isn't this more intimate than those registered disciples?!"
Du Fei continued to compliment: "Furthermore, little master uncle, you teach everyone equally, and your teaching philosophy of treating everyone equally has always won the hearts of demons."
"It is highly respected in the lower realm!"
"I don't know how many people with lofty ideals want to get your teachings."
Speaking of this, he sighed and said with regret: "It's a pity that my nephew has never had this opportunity. Now that I see you, I can only call you my uncle to express my respect."
After listening to Du Fei's sincere words.
Tongtian nodded slightly, a look of satisfaction suddenly appeared on his face.
"No wonder Senior Brother Taiqing, with his pure temperament, is willing to form a good relationship with this little bear. He really knows how to talk!"
He sighed secretly in his heart, feeling quite emotional.
For a moment, I actually had the idea of accepting him as my disciple.
Counting down the thousands of disciples he taught in the past, if there was one person who could talk as well as this little Xiong Zhuan, and deceive people without blinking an eye, he would not be provoked by that bastard Shen Gongbao and end up in such a situation.
Thinking of this, Tongtian's eyes couldn't help but feel a little more appreciative.
"You are really sharp-tongued."
"This Holy Lord should recognize you as my nephew."
Seeing that Tongtian was smiling and didn't look like he was faking it, Du Fei was overjoyed and said, "Thank you for the compliment, little uncle."
Recalling what Guanyin Bodhisattva said before, he immediately took out the Three Lights Divine Water and said with a flattering look on his face, "Little Master Uncle, it is all thanks to your nephew to obtain the Three Lights Divine Water, the most precious treasure in heaven and earth. How about giving you half of it?"
"This... forget it."
Glancing at the urinal, Tongtian's mouth twitched and he decisively refused.
Although the Sanguang Divine Water is indeed a good thing, it is not enough to make him a saint, let alone using something to dress it...
"That's such a shame."
Du Fei looked very "regretful" on his face, but he was happy in his heart.
Tongtian does not want the Three Light Divine Water, which is exactly what he wants. After collecting the treasure, Du Fei immediately asked: "Uncle Master, aren't you in Zixiao Palace? How could you think of Black Wind Mountain?"
Tongtian did not hide this.
Then he told Du Fei about the overdue Huabei payment that caused his phone to be locked.
"This chicken has no life, what a bastard!"
After Du Fei heard this, he said angrily: "Uncle Junior Master, come here to unlock the phone, and it actually dares to collect Uncle Junior Master's spiritual treasure!"
"Uncle, please wait a moment."
"I'll tell it to return the spirit treasure to you right away!"
Tongtian stretched out his hand to stop the angry Du Fei, and chuckled: "It's just a Houtian Lingbao. I don't take it lightly, uncle. After all, the purple gold bell was given to me by senior brother Taiqing, so it should be returned to its original owner."
Bar."
"That won't work!"
Du Fei said flatly, "Uncle Master is willing to come to Black Wind Mountain to give face to my nephew. How can I let Uncle Master spend money?"
However, when he said this, he suddenly changed the subject.
"But since my uncle is so insistent, my nephew can't refuse." Du Fei opened the backstage, retrieved the list of people who had just unlocked their phones in the business hall, and then said, "Uncle's nickname is the Second Head of Zixiao Palace, right?"
"good."
Tongtian was confused, but he still nodded and admitted.
But before he finished speaking, the phone in his sleeve suddenly vibrated. He took it out and looked at it, and a message popped up.
“Bear Pay has received 10 billion Bear coins.”
"Your account balance is currently: 10019993500."
After playing with the mobile phone in Zixiao Palace for so long, Tongtian has long been aware of this strange numerical method. With just one glance, he can understand what a huge wealth it is, a total of 10 billion bear coins.
The middle-grade Houtian Lingbao Purple Gold Bell that he used to exchange for Bear Coins could only be exchanged for 20 million Bear Coins.
This 10 billion is equivalent to 500 mid-grade acquired spiritual treasures!
Thinking of this, Tongtian couldn't help but feel moved in his heart.
"This nephew..."
“You are indeed very sensible!!”
There are only two updates today. I will update the second chapter later. There should be three updates tomorrow. I will spend the rest of the evening writing some details and preparing to start the next plot.
Everyone always says that I am slow to update. Here, I must say...
Ahem, it's quite slow.
But, there are reasons for this. The main reason is that I don’t know how to write plots. Secondly, I am not a full-time person and I don’t have that much time. Thirdly, plot is king and the quality must be guaranteed.
A few days ago, a big boss who had an initial subscription of 1,700 updated 30,000 words every day (the initial subscription for our book was 1,500), but after writing it for less than a week, there were only less than 300 people left who continued to subscribe.
Because I was too obsessed with quantity and ignored quality, I wrote the novel into a running account.
Learn from those who have gone before and learn from those behind.
I don’t want to go down this road, so I understand if everyone is slow. It’s okay to raise books. I’m not a eunuch anyway. As long as you don’t forget to come back and read them after raising them.
That's it, go to bed and write the second chapter.