Chapter 164 Monk, do you want to eat the overlord's meal?
Chapter 164 Monk, do you want to eat the King’s meal?
"Wukong clearly said he would be back soon."
"Why is it that up to now, I can't even see a single person?"
Tang Sanzang felt anxious and uneasy. He wanted to go to the store door several times to check, but he did not dare to leave his seat easily. It was very painful.
However, his appearance was all caught in the eyes of the store clerk.
"Sir, do you want to pay?"
Soon, a sweet-looking female clerk came to Tang Sanzang and asked with a friendly smile.
"Amitabha."
Tang Sanzang clasped his hands and saluted, slightly nervous, "I'm a poor monk, don't be anxious yet."
"OK."
The female clerk turned around and left after hearing this.
But after a while, several tall male clerks came nearby, staring at Tang Seng intentionally or unintentionally.
Tang Sanzang: "..."
After just a quarter of an hour, he really couldn't sit still.
Tang Sanzang silently opened his luggage, ready to look for any missing silver inside, but he rummaged through it and found not even a copper plate except for a box of green dates that the monkey had picked yesterday.
At this moment, a layer of cold sweat oozed from his forehead.
The clerks watching around also saw the embarrassment on Tang Sanzang's face.
They looked at each other and gathered around.
"This guest officer."
"When are you going to pay?"
"Uh...this...this..."
Being stared at by the other party's unfriendly eyes, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but feel his scalp numb, and he swallowed lightly.
"By the way, Ao Lie!"
He didn't know what to do, but suddenly an idea flashed across his face, and he suddenly remembered that Ao Lie was still outside. He felt as if he had been granted amnesty and was extremely happy.
He clasped his hands together and said in relief: "Please wait a moment, donor."
"The money is all on the poor monk and disciple."
"The poor monk will send another disciple to look for him now. He will be here to settle accounts in a short time. Please be a little accommodating."
Several clerks looked at each other and asked, "Where is he?"
"Just outside your store."
The lead clerk nodded, "Okay!"
So the four people guarded Tang Sanzang all the way to the door.
Tang Sanzang was secretly annoyed that the monkey had wandered off somewhere and left him alone in the shop, which made him frightened. When he came back, he must recite the tightening curse several times!
Fortunately, Ao Lie is still here.
Otherwise, he wouldn't know how it would end today.
Thinking of this, Tang Sanzang secretly decided to treat Xiao Bailong better in the future, and at least apologize to Yingchoujian first.
With this expectation, he arrived outside the empty store.
Tang Sanzang: "???"
Where is the poor monk’s horse?!
Where has such a big white dragon horse like me gone?!
Tang Sanzang's face was stiff and his whole body was shaking.
The little white dragon was transformed into the Third Prince Long from the West Sea. He was not a mortal horse and could never be stolen. The only explanation is:
He also sneaked away!
"Monk."
"Where is the other apprentice you mentioned?"
Soon, several shop assistants gathered around and shouted at Tang Sanzang with unkind expressions.
Tang Sanzang was silent for a moment.
“Dear donors, does your store accept jujubes?”
"Haha, what do you think?"
…
"Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat. Brother, I'll walk on the shore, love each other, swinging on the rope..."
Du Fei hummed a little tune and walked all the way back to the villa.
Although he knew that Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice would probably come to Black Wind Mountain, as a dedicated man from beginning to end, Du Fei still carried out today's date with his good wife Yang Chan to the end.
The result is naturally not bad.
Although something happened when we had dinner together in the morning.
However, relying on the two G's of love theory experience accumulated in the previous life, and always keeping Yang Chan's hints in mind.
Du Fei successfully took the first step.
Du Fei was very proud as he recalled how he held Yang Chan's little hand forcefully and she couldn't break free, looking a little embarrassed but helpless, and the last scene when the two of them returned hand in hand.
Holding hands this time, hugging waist next time.
Maybe next time we can get a kiss or something.
Let's go on a date and have some drinks, and while the wine is getting drunk, Black Wind Mountain will welcome its boss lady!
"Your Majesty, you are back!"
Nodding towards the little demon guarding the door, Du Fei was about to return to his room.
But I heard the little demon say: "Your Majesty, two monks came here at noon today. One is riding a white horse and is fair and fair. The other has a hairy face and a thunderous mouth. They said they want to see you."
"Um?"
Hearing this, Du Fei paused.
"Tang Sanzang and Monkey have already arrived?" he asked in surprise.
Du Fei was surprised, and immediately asked the little demon: "What did you tell them, and where are they now?"
"Report to the king."
"I told them that you were not here and would come back at night."
"After hearing this, they said they wanted to go to Haidilao Hot Pot Restaurant to eat first, and they planned to come back after eating."
Du Fei raised his head and glanced at the sunset on the horizon, feeling a little confused.
Did Tang Monk and Monkey eat this meal all afternoon?
You haven’t confiscated Zhu Bajie yet?!
…
Back at the villa, Du Fei took out his cassock, put it on his desk, and then called his clones who were working overtime to write programs to discuss countermeasures.
"hiss!!!"
"Is this Tang Monk's brocade cassock?"
"Fuck, no."
"Boss, when did you steal the cassock?"
"Guigui, this looks pretty good."
"Let's see if we can catch one."
"I had this idea when I was watching the TV series Journey to the West when I was a kid. I would take a gem and sell it!"
"What do you mean when you were a child? That was when we were children!"
The clones gathered around the cassock and talked about it one after another.
Du Fei knocked on the table and raised his eyebrows, "Did I call you here to talk about these useless nonsense? I want you to come together to discuss countermeasures and how to deal with this cassock!"
"Then give it back to Tang Sanzang." Du Fei No. 3 spoke first.
"Seconded!"
"We don't care about this stuff anyway."
"After this disaster, Xitian Buddhist Scriptures has nothing to do with us. We can just let Monk Tang and the others take their cassocks and get out!"
Wait for other avatars to finish expressing their opinions.
Du Fei No. 2 crossed his chest with his left hand, held his chin with his right hand, and spoke a different idea with the corner of his mouth raised.
"I think I can take advantage of this."
"Oh, what do you say?"
Du Fei immediately became interested after hearing this.
Facing the gazes of everyone, Du Fei No. 2 said mysteriously: "As we all know, Tang Seng is the image publicity ambassador for Lingshan Buddhist scriptures being transmitted eastward. What if we can let Tang Seng be the discrediting publicity ambassador first?"
"How to smear it?"
"Tang Sanzang was a devout Buddhist believer and an eminent monk!"
"Not a young boy like a blue lion or a white elephant."
Du Fei raised his hand to press down, and suddenly understood the meaning of No. 2's words.
After everyone calmed down, he squinted his eyes and said, "No. 2's idea is to let Tang Sanzang participate in the filming of "I Will Help You Become a Buddha"?"
"Bingo!"
Du Fei No. 2 gave a thumbs up.
He slapped Du Fei hard on his ass, "As expected of the boss, he guessed my true thoughts right away."
"That's right!"
"The theme song of "I'll Become a Buddha" is "I won't cross her." I'm sure you all know the lyrics and story. Why not let Tang Sanzang play the male lead and shoot a MV."
hiss……
Hearing this, all the clones couldn't help but take a breath of cold air.
"wonderful!"
"This is a great plan!"
Du Fei couldn't help but look at No. 2 with admiration.
As expected, all of his clones are talented. The number one who originally made the plans fell, but the number two stood up.
It is indeed the ultimate shadow clone that was created with two billion efforts.
"But the most urgent task is to find Tang Seng and the others first."
Du Fei then told the clones that Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong had come to the villa to look for him at noon.
"Hey! Boss, isn't this simple?"
Du Fei No. 3 chuckled and said, "Didn't you give Tang Sanzang the most powerful Buddha system? If you directly have the monitoring authority of the system, wouldn't you know where Tang Sanzang is now?"
"yes!"
Du Fei slapped his palms and suddenly realized.
I have been so busy with other things these days that I almost forgot about my Gatling Bodhisattva vest!
Thinking of this, he quickly opened the monitoring permissions of the system.
next moment.
Tang Sanzang, who was standing by a sink filled with dishes and was busy washing the dirty dishes, immediately caught everyone's attention.
Du Fei: "???"
Thanks to the book friend [MingKit Ming] for the 1500 reward, and to the big donor, I kowtow!!
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