"Second sister, you...are you not a rabbit spirit?"
Seeing the horrified look on the pig demon's face, Second Sister Mao nodded and shook her head, "Lang Jun, I am indeed a rabbit spirit, but I am not a monster that was cultivated in Fuling Mountain, but a jade rabbit from Guanghan Palace.
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"What?!"
The monkey and the pig demon opened their eyes in shock.
Second Sister Mao continued: "Fairy Nishang learned that the Marshal was demoted to the mortal world and reborn as a pig fetus, so she asked me to descend to the mortal world privately."
"I hope I can take care of the marshal, so that's what happens later."
It turns out that the Jade Rabbit is the same as Chang'e.
Not just one person.
The second sister Mao is the jade rabbit who keeps company with Fairy Nishang.
In addition, Guanghan Palace has never been very popular. Except for these Chang'e's performing dances at heavenly banquets, they spend most of their time living in seclusion in the palace.
Only Sister Mao can accompany the pig demon in the lower realm for four to five hundred years.
"Since the marshal is going to the West to learn scriptures."
"It's time for me to tell you the truth and return to Guanghan Palace."
After hearing what Second Sister Mao said, tears filled the pig demon's eyes, and he choked up and said: "Second Sister, one day is a blessing for a husband and a hundred days."
"I will never forget you, old pig!"
…
The monkey was untied.
Watching Sister Mao say her final touching farewell to the pig demon, she turned into a jade rabbit and returned to heaven.
The pig demon wiped away his tears, his pig face filled with emotion.
"I am an old pig, how can I be so virtuous?"
"How could he be able to make Cuilan and Second Sister fall in love with two strange women!?"
When the monkey heard this, he suddenly laughed.
He carried the golden cudgel, looked at the pig demon, and said calmly: "That's it. You two really think that my old Sun's fiery eyes are easy to fool. Aren't you tired of acting for such a long time?"
"Brother Monkey, what do you mean by this?" The pig demon was stunned.
The monkey plucked his ears with a look of disdain on his face.
"First!"
"You idiot, you have not just two strands of female lust entangled in your body, but dozens of them!"
"This shows that you are more than just Miss Gao and Rabbit Demon."
"The so-called infatuation is all fake!"
Looking at the pig demon who was suddenly panicked, Sun Wukong chuckled and continued: "Secondly, the rabbit demon didn't tell the truth either."
"But I don't know why she lied."
"But probably..."
"She was not sent by Fairy Nishang. She came down to earth secretly to renew her relationship with you, a black pig."
Having said this, the monkey rubbed his chin and suddenly came back to his senses.
"I, Old Sun, understand."
"You idiot, you went to Guanghan Palace not because of Chang'e, but to have a private meeting with the Jade Rabbit. Considering that you have been surrounded by so many women in the lower world for five hundred years, it is obviously not a love affair, but a lover!"
"When you arrived at Guanghan Palace, you became interested in Fairy Nishang and wanted to make fun of her, but you were caught by her lover Wu Gang."
"Then they sued the Jade Emperor and demoted you to the mortal world."
"Although the Jade Emperor is not serious, he values Tiantiao more than anything else. He even severely punished his sister when she violated the rules of union between immortals and mortals. You idiot is openly teasing other people's immortal lovers."
"The punishment will naturally not be light."
"So I threw you into the animal realm and became a black-haired pig!"
The monkey finished the matter one after another, while the pig demon was already sweating like rain on his forehead, and he was so panicked.
He never expected it.
The lie he made up was actually discovered by Sun Wukong!
And he guessed pretty well!
Damn Bima Wen, why is he so smart?
Seeing the nervous expression of the pig demon, the monkey became more sure of his guess. He picked up the stick and sneered.
"You are so good as Marshal Tianpeng."
"In order to win the sympathy of my old grandson, I actually made up lies."
"Watch the fight!!"
"Brother Monkey, have mercy on me, Brother Monkey, have mercy on me!"
…
After beating the pig demon firmly, unable to withstand the force of the golden cudgel, the pig demon quickly confessed the truth.
Being demoted is indeed similar to what the monkey said.
In the lower world, he did deceive many women by relying on handsome men, but most of them were successful, and he did not engage in the behavior of a flower picker who started in chaos but then gave up and ran away.
"Then why did you leave Gao Laozhuang?"
The monkey grabbed the pig demon's ear with one hand and asked with a chuckle.
"hiss!"
"I, old pig, wanted to wait until the pilgrims came before leaving, but Cuilan was too tight-minded and wouldn't let me, old pig, play in the alliance."
"That's why I made a fool of myself with the Jade Rabbit and escaped."
Sun Wukong heard this.
Interest suddenly appeared on his face.
He let go of the pig demon's big ears and said with a little surprise: "Idiot, do you also play "League of Immortals"?"
"hold head high!"
The pig demon rubbed his ears, and his pig face looked a little proud, "I, the old pig, am the master of Diamond 1 in the Nanfangbuzhou Region. I am the best at hunting in the jungle. I am very sexy with the pig head, and I am known as the best pig girl in the southern server!"
"Diamond 1? Master?"
After hearing this, the monkey held his stomach and laughed.
The pig demon was very unhappy when he saw this, "What are you laughing at, monkey? Is it possible that your rank is higher than my old pig?"
"Do you dare to tell me your nickname?"
The corner of Monkey's mouth curled up, "I don't want to scare you idiot if I say it."
“My old grandson’s nickname is ‘Ye Ao Nai Me’!”
"What can you do to me?"
"The top shooter ranked 55th in Nanfangbuzhou?"
The pig demon was obviously an experienced player and knew almost every one of the top 100 players. After the monkey took out his phone and confirmed his identity, he immediately fell to the ground.
Hug Sun Wukong's thigh.
"Brother Monkey! Brother Monkey!"
"Brother, please help me improve my score. I want to become a master!"
The monkey touched the pig's head and said with a smile: "It's easy to talk, but you have to settle the matter with Gao Laozhuang first."
"Listen to Brother Monkey!" the pig demon assured, patting his chest.
…
Take the pig demon back to Gao Laozhuang.
The monkey secretly explained everything to Tang Sanzang.
Although Tang Sanzang was not satisfied with the pig demon's previous behavior, he thought that it was before he escaped into Buddhism, so he did not delve into it further, and then gave the pig demon the nickname "Bajie".
The Gao family was well prepared for the outcome that their uncle would accompany eminent monks of the Tang Dynasty to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.
But when it came to parting, I was still a little sad.
Not to mention Gao Cuilan, who has a close relationship with Zhu Bajie and his wife.
Monkey said he was a lover.
This has both derogatory and complimentary connotations.
The derogatory point is that Zhu Bajie is lustful and can easily fall in love with other women; the positive point is that once he falls in love, there will be a beginning and an end.
On how to deal with his love with Gao Cuilan.
The monkey wanted to cast a spell to erase her memory and then make her remarry.
Anyway, there are not so many constraints in this era.
But Tang Sanzang firmly disagreed. He said that this kind of external coercion was inconsistent with Buddhist ideals, and proposed a method of salvation to let Gao Cuilan let go of this earthly relationship on her own.
This time Zhu Bajie firmly objected.
He didn't want Gao Cuilan's beautiful Huaxin woman to escape into Buddhism.
So the three of them were in a stalemate.
However, Zhu Bajie repeatedly promised that the matter would be resolved before the Shangyuan Festival. Tang Sanzang also agreed and decided that the three of them would set off on their way after celebrating the Shangyuan Festival at Gaolaozhuang.
As for Tang Sanzang, who was always eager to go to the West.
There is certainly a reason why I agreed so readily this time.
that is because.
The new film "Shu You Become a Buddha" is about to be released.
…
Through the full cooperation of the Eight Immortals and Du Fei, the final film of "Shu You Become a Buddha" was finally produced two days before the Lantern Festival.
In order to seize the last heat at the end of the Spring Festival stalls.
People working overtime up and down Black Wind Mountain.
Use the fastest speed to copy a huge amount of movie slips and deliver them to theaters in the lower world through monk express.
Because the output of today's film and television dramas is very low.
Therefore, the theater that has been transformed into a theater still retains the stage.
Perform dramatic performances during the break.
This is also the advice Du Fei provides to many partner theaters. However, after two more batches of directing training courses graduate, I believe that a large number of movies in the Three Realms will be online soon.
By then, it will not be too late to carry out a comprehensive renovation of the theater.
When the time comes, Black Wind Mountain will be able to integrate these cooperative theaters into franchise cinema chains.
Complete the monopoly of the three major platforms of Internet, TV and cinema.
Build a film and television entertainment empire!
Thank you book friend [Mr. Black Flag] for the 6500 reward! Kowtow and kneel down to thank, bang bang bang!
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