Looking at the small jade bottle that fell into his hand.
Du Fei was stunned.
Not only him, but also the Jade Emperor and Tongtian had strange expressions on their faces.
The three people turned their heads together and looked at the old man Taiqing who was enjoying tea leisurely at the side, and then turned their attention to Zhunti.
His eyes were full of "you are kidding us".
"Amitabha."
"The poor monk was careless."
Du Fei and others made such obvious hints that even Zhunti, no matter how stupid he was, would understand. He chuckled lightly, but there was no embarrassment on his face. He just reached out and touched inside the wide sleeves of his robe.
He took out an identical jade bottle and handed it to Du Fei.
"One more bottle."
Tongtian: "???"
Jade Emperor: "???"
Du Fei: "???????"
Do we lack your bottle of elixir?
Du Fei was speechless as he looked at Zhunti Buddha, whose face remained as usual and showed no reaction no matter how hard the three of them stared.
No wonder the two sages of the West were not popular in their previous lives.
This person is really thick-skinned!
However, Du Fei did not intend to be too fussy. He still had some respect for the two saints Zhunti and Jieyin. Compared with Sanqing and Nuwa, these two were pure grassroots saints.
Lingbao is not as good as the rich second generation Sanqing.
It is simply not as good as the Nuwa Empress who holds the human race and the demon race in her hands.
It was only through resilience and...shameless spirit that Buddhism was established.
It's so similar to those grassroots entrepreneurial youths with no background in previous lives. To be honest, if it weren't for Guanyin, that old woman suddenly did it herself, Du Fei would really be too lazy to go against Buddhism.
But the matter has come to this, and there is no point in talking about it.
"Thank you very much, Lord Zhunti."
After accepting the golden elixir, Du Fei raised his hand to Zhunti.
You can never have too much of a good thing. If you can't finish it yourself, you can also give it to the people around you, such as Yang Chan, Ling Xuzi, and your second uncle.
No matter how bad it is.
It's not impossible to use it as a prize in "The Voice of Three Realms".
Seeing Du Fei relaxed.
Jade Emperor and Tongtian were too lazy to say anything.
Zhunti had a smile on his face and continued: "Secondly, I want to ask Master Du to lift the network speed limit for Buddhist monasteries and many temples, monasteries, and Buddhist temples in the lower realms."
"Buddha."
"Where did you start talking about this?" Du Fei pretended to be confused.
Zhunti doesn't care either.
He smiled and said: "As far as the poor monk knows, the network of the Three Realms Buddhist Dojo suddenly fell into a lag half a month ago."
“To the point where it’s almost impossible to use the phone normally.”
"For this reason, all the Buddhas in Lingshan had to leave Daleiyin Temple and watch the movie on a mountain top tens of thousands of miles away. Donor Du, as the creator of the mobile phone network, this must be your handiwork."
Du Fei waved his hands quickly when he heard the sound.
"Buddha misunderstood."
He sighed softly, "You don't know something."
"This mobile phone network signal is transmitted using the spiritual energy of heaven and earth as the medium. During operation, interference will occur due to fluctuations in the spiritual energy. It is also normal for the network speed to slow down due to some unexpected reasons."
"Reiki is produced by the way of heaven and involves the essence of the way of heaven."
"In my humble Taiyi Golden Immortal, I know very little about spiritual energy, and I am totally powerless to solve the problem of slow internet speed."
Du Fei's face showed a look of deep regret.
But he cursed in his heart: "Bah, it's okay that Mr. Xiong didn't cut off the Internet for you, but you still want 100M optical fiber?"
"Go ahead and dream!!"
Zhunti obviously didn't believe Du Fei's words.
When he saw this, he smiled lightly and said, "That's strange."
"Why are all Buddhist monasteries in the three realms affected by this?"
"And as far as the poor monk knows, there was news on Weibo that this was because the golden statue in the Buddhist temple interfered with the network signal, so the Internet speed around the temple was restricted."
"And they happen to be within a five-mile radius. For this reason, many temples in the lower realm have been burned down by the people inspired by this statement."
Speaking of this, Zhunti looked at Du Fei.
His face was full of meaning, "The strangest thing is..."
"The Weibo accounts that broke the news are all named Du Fei No. 2, No. 3, and No. 4. I believe Donor Du is familiar with it, right?"
Du Fei: "..."
Gan!
A bunch of idiots split off.
You don't know how to wear a vest when you do bad things!
Seeing the stiff look on Du Fei's face, Jade Emperor and Tong Tian naturally understood that this was definitely Du Fei's doing.
The two couldn't help but look at each other with surprise on their faces.
This kind of operation actually exists?!
They quickly lowered their eyebrows and began to think carefully about the purpose of this approach. Du Fei did not notice at all that his operation opened the door to a new world of avatar navy control for Tongtian and Jade Emperor.
Now Zhunti Buddha has said this for this reason.
Du Fei couldn't continue to quibble.
He could only cough lightly and said, "It seems that something went wrong. I'll go back and study it later and solve the problem as soon as possible."
solve?
Of course it's impossible to solve.
At most, the speed limit is raised from one thousandth to one percent.
Du Fei has never been a bear who repays kindness with evil.
Lifting the network speed limit just by talking about it is a great idea! Du Fei is not going to give Buddhism such a cheap price without offering some real benefits. At the very least, he needs another bottle of Arhat Reincarnation Pill.
Zhunti obviously didn't know about Xiao Jiujiu in Du Fei's heart.
After hearing that Du Fei agreed to solve the problem, the smile on his face became even brighter, and he immediately said again: "Lao Du is the donor."
"Then the next thing is the last thing."
"besides?!"
Du Fei raised his eyebrows, somewhat surprised.
Is Buddhism planning to get everything done at once?
But there are no other conflicts between the two parties, right?
Then, he heard Zhunti say: "The poor monk hopes that Master Du can help Buddhism establish Xitian Lingshan TV Station."
"No!!"
Before Du Fei could say anything, the Jade Emperor on the side slapped the table first.
No wonder the Jade Emperor was so nervous.
The weather forecast and Tianting TV stations had just been established not long ago. This was his hope of stabilizing the destiny of Tianting based on the certainty of the great prosperity of Buddhism.
If Buddhism also had a TV station.
It is definitely a huge threat to Heaven!
"What does this mean, fellow Daoist Haotian?"
Zhunti looked at the Jade Emperor and said with a faint smile: "The poor monk has never heard that Master Du is a registered immortal family in heaven."
"The cooperation between Buddhism and Donor Du."
"When will you need fellow Taoist Haotian to make a decision?"
Looking at the increasingly tense atmosphere between the Jade Emperor and Zhunti, Tongtian's eyes suddenly lit up. Buddhism and Heaven are actually going to confront each other?! This is something that has never happened before in ancient and modern times. It is really strange!!
He picked up the fairy tea and took a sip, staring at the two of them intently.
The Jade Emperor snorted coldly upon hearing this.
"Du Fei is the director of the Heavenly Court Meteorological Bureau who was appointed by a few people. He has an official position and a salary, so how can he not be considered a member of the Heavenly Court?"
"That makes sense!"
Tongtian nodded and interjected.
After hearing this, Zhunti had a sneer on his face.
"Is Taoist Fellow Haotian really a poor monk who is easy to fool?"
He said calmly: "The position of director of the Meteorological Bureau was specially appointed to Donator Du. If this can be considered a registered immortal family in heaven, then if the poor monk conferred the title of Venerable to Donator Du, wouldn't he also be a member of the Buddhist sect?"
"You are right!" Tongtian continued to nod.
The Jade Emperor couldn't help but feel a little annoyed.
He stared at Zhunti, "Don't be sophistical here. Even if you are a specially appointed immortal official, did you know that I have given Du Fei a marriage?!"
Tongtian turned to look at Zhunti, "That's what happened!"
"hehe."
There was no surprise on Zhunti's face, and his tone became tit for tat, "Marriage grant? How could the poor monk remember that Almsgiver Du rejected the marriage grant from fellow Taoist Haotian on the grounds that he had already fallen in love with him?"
"Indeed!" Tongtian affirmed.
The Jade Emperor suddenly turned red.
He slapped his hand on the table and said angrily: "Then do you know who Du Fei's crush is?"
"Who?" Zhunti laughed sarcastically.
The Jade Emperor choked now.
These words were completely nonsense that he made out of anger, and he wanted to use them to suppress Zhenti. He hadn't even had time to go to Yuelao Palace to see Du Fei's marriage line, so how could he possibly know who Du Fei liked?
Just when I don't know how to answer.
He suddenly remembered that he also had a niece who had lived in the lower world for a long time.
Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but blurt out:
"Three Holy Mothers, Yang Chan!"
puff!!!
After hearing this, Du Fei and Tong Tian, who were about to take a sip of tea and continue watching the show, spurted out a mouthful of fairy tea...
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