Chapter 202 The very unsettling yellow wind monster
Huangfengling, Huangfeng Cave.
"Your Majesty, are you out of the way?"
Tiger Pioneer approached the Yellow Wind Monster and asked tentatively.
The Yellow Wind Monster, with his head wrapped in white cloth and his hands hanging in bandages, glanced at the Tiger Pioneer expressionlessly, opened his mouth with two missing teeth, and said coldly: "Do you think this king looks like a fine monster now?"
"this……"
Tiger Pioneer looked embarrassed and said, "Your Majesty, if you hadn't listened to my advice, you would have gone to Black Wind Mountain to cause trouble for Xiong Jingjing."
"Why is this so?"
As it spoke, it let out a long sigh and its thoughts returned to a few days ago.
That day coincided with the release of "To Become a Buddha".
As a loyal movie fan of Black Wind Mountain Studio, Huang Feng Monster prepared fruits and drinks early and took the little monsters in the cave with him to watch the movie together.
But unfortunately.
The network card is stuck.
And there’s more than one cell phone, it’s the cell phones of all the monsters in the cave.
In order to watch the movie, they had to endure the torture of network lag, but they stayed up for a whole day and still could not finish the movie.
At this time, the little demon pig Tianba who went out to do some shopping came back.
The demons learned about it from its mouth.
It turned out that there was no network lag in the market town a hundred miles away. Huang Feng Monster was suspicious and immediately tested it with his mobile phone. Only to find that only the network speed within a hundred miles around Huang Fengling was restricted.
Now, he was really pissed off.
It’s okay for the black bear spirit to always shoot some love tragedies, but he still does it in such a despicable way, which limits the Internet speed of Huangfengling.
It's true that my uncle can bear it, but my aunt can't!
The angry yellow wind monster ignored the obstruction of the little monsters in the cave.
Drive directly on the clouds to Black Wind Mountain.
He vowed to show that bear spirit a little Samadhi kamikaze!
Not only did he have to make the bear demon apologize to him, but he also had to unblock Huangfengling's internet speed and restore it to its previous speed.
But I never expected it!
What greeted the yellow wind monster were two peak Taiyi Golden Immortals.
That battle.
The yellow wind monster was beaten badly...
His head was broken, and one of his front teeth fell out. If he hadn't been protected by the divine wind of Samadhi, he might not have been able to escape.
"Shut up!"
The yellow wind monster was very angry when someone poked it in a sore spot.
He glared at the Tiger Pioneer angrily, "You losers! Do you have any backbone? The bear demon has bullied us, is it possible that we still have to swallow our anger and don't even dare to fart?!"
"I let it go, you didn't hear it." Tiger Pioneer muttered in a low voice.
Yellow Wind Monster: "???"
I saw the yellow wind monster showing signs of going berserk again.
Hu San on the side said quickly: "Your Majesty, please calm down. The most important thing now is, what should we do?"
"I think so." Tiger Pioneer took over, "The monsters from Black Wind Mountain haven't chased us for the past few days, so they probably have no intention of dealing with us, so we can continue to live peacefully."
"But the problem of network speed limit has not been solved." Hu San said.
The Tiger Pioneer couldn't help but hesitate after hearing this.
Over the past year, mobile phones and the Internet have been completely integrated into the daily lives of the monsters in Huangfeng Cave, and now the Internet speed is limited.
The phone is almost unusable.
As the saying goes, it is easy to go from frugality to luxury, but it is difficult to go from luxury to frugality!
It may be difficult to get them to give up their mobile phones.
"or……"
The Tiger Pioneer thought for a long time, looked up at the Yellow Wind Monster, and asked tentatively: "Shall we move from Huangfengling?"
Hu San: "..."
Yellow Wind Monster: "..."
Is this a way that a demon can come up with?!
The yellow wind monster couldn't bear it anymore. He picked up the wooden stick on the side and beat the tiger pioneer until he screamed. He even cursed: "You have no eggs, how can you become a tiger spirit?"
"I have to beat you to death today, you bastard!"
"Stop fighting! Stop fighting!"
"Your Majesty, I have other ways!"
The Tiger Pioneer yelled, ran around holding his head, and shouted quickly.
It wasn't until he was finally satisfied with beating the yellow wind monster that he threw away the wooden stick, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said coldly: "Then what do you say."
The Tiger Pioneer then cautiously came to the Yellow Wind Monster and offered his advice: "Your Majesty, I heard in a monster chat group a few days ago that Tang Sanzang will pass through our Huangfengling Mountains in the near future."
"He once played the male protagonist in Heifengshan's short film "I Will Not Pass Her", so he must be very familiar with the bear demon."
"How about we capture him."
"This is to blackmail the black bear spirit into lifting the network speed limit for us."
When the yellow wind monster heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.
"Wow!"
Naturally, Yellow Wind Monster has heard about the Black Wind Mountain Entertainment Company run by Xiong Yanjing.
Needless to say, the treatment given to contracted artists is good. Since Tang Sanzang once starred in the short film "I Will Not Ferry Her", he must have a close relationship with the bear demon. If he is in trouble, he will definitely come to rescue him.
Let it lift the network speed limit when the time comes.
It was impossible for the bear demon not to agree, after all, the conditions were not harsh.
Even if the two sides get into trouble, Xiong Yao and the two peak Taiyi Golden Immortals will not kill Huang Fengling.
Perfect plan!
As for whether Tang Sanzang can be captured.
The yellow wind monster didn't think about it at all.
It's okay that he can't defeat the bear monster and the two monsters at the peak of Taiyi Golden Immortal. But isn't it easy to defeat a monk? As for his two disciples, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie.
It's not like we're arresting them, so what's the point?
Thinking of this, Huang Fengguai became determined.
"Well, he is indeed my king's strategist. He is truly a hero among tigers, both wise and brave!" He glanced at the Tiger Pioneer with approval.
Then he waved his hand and said, "Come on, keep a close eye on the road in the mountains."
"Once Tang Sanzang is discovered, report immediately."
"Yes, Your Majesty!"
…
Tang Sanzang more than ten miles away.
Little did he know that he was already obsessed with a certain monster.
Of course, he couldn't know, because it was midnight, and Tang Sanzang was lying alone under the tree sleeping soundly.
Why is it said to be a person? Naturally because...
"Bajie, you idiot!"
"We've already double-killed each other in the bottom lane, why don't you come and get the dragon?"
Not far away from Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were sitting side by side, holding mobile phones in their hands and concentrating on operating them.
Little Bailong poked his head into the horse's head and watched intently.
Zhu Bajie glanced at Tang Seng, and then nervously whispered to the monkey: "Brother Monkey, please keep your voice down, so as not to wake up the master, otherwise he will definitely nag us both."
"What are you afraid of?"
The monkey glanced at him and said, "I, Old Sun, have already set up a soundproof barrier. Even if you shout at your throat, Master will not be able to hear you."
"Brother Monkey is still thoughtful!" Zhu Bajie praised.
"Stop being so pushy, hurry up and get the dragon."
The monkey regained consciousness and continued to operate the phone, "I will try to take you to the master tonight, always with a diamond frame."
"It would be a shame for me to be seen by an acquaintance."
Soon, the game was over.
Under the leadership of Monkey and Bai Jingjing in the bottom lane.
Victory was achieved without a doubt.
Zhu Bajie, who finally became the master, looked at the exquisite master frame and was overjoyed. He quickly flattered the monkey and said, "Brother Monkey, you are so awesome. Leading people up is like drinking water."
The monkey smiled proudly, "It's not bad!"
"Of course, I can't say it's all my fault."
"If it weren't for Jingjing, I, Old Sun, would probably still be struggling with a bunch of losers in the gold and silver categories."
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie had a playful smile on his face.
He bumped Sun Wukong with his shoulder and said with a smile:
"Brother Monkey."
"Are you and Bai Jingjing having an affair?"
Sun Wukong almost lost his breath when he heard this. He squinted at Zhu Bajie and said, "What do you mean we have a leg? We are friends!"
Zhu Bajie disagreed, and the smile on his face became even worse, "Brother Monkey, forget about lying to me, old pig, but don't lie to yourself. What kind of friend can you chat with whenever you have free time every day?"
"You idiot, you think too much."
Hou Hou refused to admit it, "Jingjing doesn't have many friends on weekdays. I just try my best to help her chat and relieve her boredom."
"Then you haven't thought about meeting offline?"
"Offline?"
Sun Wukong scratched his ears and said, "She lives in Baihuling, which is quite far away."
"White Tiger Ridge?"
Zhu Bajie touched the pig's nose and recalled: "Old Zhu, I have some impression. It seems to be located to the west of Longevity Mountain of Zhenyuan Daxian. If nothing else, it is on the only way we can go to Lingshan Mountain."
"Really?" Monkey was surprised.
Zhu Bajie nodded, "It's almost like ten."
After getting the affirmative answer, Sun Wukong couldn't help but feel alive. It would be great to meet Bai Jingjing offline.
I just don't know what she looks like.
But since it is a monster, it must not be very good-looking.
But it doesn't matter.
My old grandson is not a person who pays attention to appearance. As long as she is not a vicious man-eating demon, even if Jingjing is uglier than this idiot, I will still regard her as my closest good friend.
The monkey must be in a state of trance.
There is already a hint of fish belly white in the east.
Upon seeing this, he put away his cell phone, removed the soundproof barrier, and shouted to Tang Sanzang, who was sleeping soundly under the tree:
"Master, it's time to get up and go on your way!"
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