Chapter 215: Monkey's Explosive Online Dating Photos Experience
Chapter 215 Monkey’s online dating photo experience
Qinglong Mountain, Xuanying Cave.
The three rhino spirits, Bihan, Bishu, and Bichen, looked at the advertisements that popped up on their mobile phones, all of them looking excited.
"The good voice of the Three Realms is simply tailor-made for us!"
"Haha, brother is right!"
"Looking across the three realms, who can compare with our voices?"
"That's right!"
"As long as I let go and roar, everyone will be convinced!"
The three rhinoceros spirits put their hands on their hips and laughed for a while. The eldest brother Pihan immediately said happily: "It is said that there is a huge amount of gold and silver, as well as magic weapons and elixirs. The rewards are really extremely generous."
"With this money, we can buy sesame oil for ourselves."
"No longer do we have to worry about pretending to be Buddha or Bodhisattva every year to trick ordinary people into getting sesame oil for us!"
"Brother."
"These are all trivial matters."
The second eldest brother, Pishua, took over, "That high-value wish power is a good thing. It can greatly improve your cultivation level after being refined, and it is worth more than silver!"
"Don't worry about it, it's all in our pocket anyway."
The younger brother Bichen chuckled.
"Brothers unite!"
“Take the top three!”
"No problem!"
The three demons looked at each other and spoke boldly.
…
Taiyin Star, Guanghan Palace.
In the elixir shop, seven or eight jade rabbits stood in a row, pounding medicine.
One of the Jade Rabbits glanced at Chang'e who was playing with her mobile phone outside. Then she patted the Jade Rabbit beside her and whispered: "Mao Er, Nishang is playing with her mobile phone. Stop messing with her. Come and take a rest."
Mao Er glanced at Jade Rabbit, who had already dropped the medicine pestle, and shook his head.
"I wouldn't dare."
"I sneaked away to the lower world for so long before. Xingjun missed my old relationship and didn't punish me. I can't be lazy anymore."
The Jade Rabbit immediately said lazily: "Xingjun is a good man."
"He doesn't care if we are lazy, as long as we finish the elixir within the time limit, it's not like those Chang'e's who use chicken feathers as arrows and are arrogant all day long."
As it spoke, it hummed: "Especially the one named Su'e."
"Fairy Su'e has offended you?"
Maoer pounded the medicine, turned around and asked curiously.
"Isn't it?"
Jade Rabbit said angrily: "Back when you were in the lower realm, I was hiding for a while while making medicine, but she came up and punched me!"
"And I heard that she has been reincarnated in the next world."
"It's best not to let me know where she was reincarnated, otherwise I will definitely come down to earth to avenge her for that punch!"
However, it soon returned to its lazy appearance.
"But there's nothing interesting in the lower world."
"Going down to earth privately for revenge is not worth the gain."
Jade Rabbit lay down on the ground, with his paws on the back of his head, blinking a pair of red eyes, with a bored expression on his face.
"Shocked! Shocked! Breaking news!"
"Heifengshan Entertainment Company is about to launch a large-scale music and singing talent show, "The Voice of Three Realms"!"
Suddenly, a voice came from Chang'e's cell phone outside.
The Jade Rabbit sat up instantly and raised its two long ears.
Listen carefully.
"As long as you can sing well and have musical talent, "The Voice of the Three Realms" will welcome you and give you countless gifts, and you can become a music superstar that attracts attention from the three worlds!"
"what are you waiting for?"
“Hurry up and scan the image code below the video to sign up!”
""The Voice of Three Realms"? Singing?" After listening to the promotional advertisement on his mobile phone, Yutu's eyes suddenly lit up.
…
The promotional advertisement for "The Voice of Three Realms" was aired.
It immediately attracted the attention of countless singing lovers in the three realms. After all, the talent show for magical powers was a breath of fresh air, not to mention the rewards were so generous.
You know, this will be broadcast live in the three realms!
And you also have the opportunity to become a disciple of the Jade Emperor, Taishang Laojun and Lingshan Buddha. What an honor is this?
The most important thing is!
The most beautiful man in the three worlds actually appeared.
It immediately attracted the attention of all men, women and children.
Needless to say, women want to catch a glimpse of the most beautiful man in the three realms; men are also very simple, they are just unhappy, who among these guys dares to claim to be the most beautiful man in the three realms?
For a while, "The Voice of Three Realms" has not yet started airing.
It gained unprecedented attention.
Regardless of whether they were mortals, monsters, monks or gods, they were all running around telling each other about it and talking about it excitedly.
Those who sing well.
I am also considering whether to sign up, after all, the rewards are too generous.
Except for the areas not covered by the Internet, almost everyone in the three realms was attracted to it and went crazy for it.
certainly.
Except for a certain monkey who only likes to play in the league.
…
"Idiot, you stupid pig!"
"There's no jungler on the other side, so you can't punish the dragon!?"
"I was wronged, Brother Monkey."
"The snowman knight's Q damage on the opposite side is too high."
"It does more damage than my punishment!"
Under the big tree, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie sat side by side, holding their mobile phones, and they knew who was playing black in the third row.
Because Tang Sanzang went to beg for alms alone.
So the two of them took advantage of this free time to play ranked.
After an arduous tug-of-war, they finally relied on the invincible cooperation of Monkey and Bai Jingjing to destroy each other, and then flattened the enemy base in a wave, winning the final victory.
"Cool!"
“It’s still fun to make a comeback.”
Zhu Bajie was still unfinished and said to Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, give it another try. If you win one more round, I will be promoted to Grandmaster."
"Go! Go! Go."
The monkey glanced at Zhu Bajie and said, "Hit me."
"Master will be back soon to make alms."
Before he finished speaking, there was a rustling sound in the forest, and then a majestic nine-foot-tall monk walked out of it holding a pottery basin. It was none other than Tang Sanzang who had gone to beg for alms.
"Master, are you back?" Monkey hurriedly stepped forward.
Zhu Bajie followed closely behind.
"Master, have you transformed into a vegetarian?"
Tang Sanzang smiled when he heard this and said, "Amitabha, the donor I met this time was very friendly. As soon as he saw me coming to ask for alms, he gave me all the rice he had just cooked without saying a word."
"For convenience, we also gave you a pottery basin for serving rice."
"No matter how much I refused, they still forced things into my arms. Alas..."
"Good! Good!"
"There are indeed many good people in this world."
Zhu Bajie and Monkey looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.
They took out the alms bowls in their luggage and shared the rice. Monkey, Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie each held their rice bowls and ate while scrolling through their mobile phones.
"Ding!"
[Bai Jingjing]: "What's wrong with me, why don't you fight?"
"Master is back from alms, and we are having lunch." After seeing Bai Jingjing's news, Monkey typed.
[Bai Jingjing]: "Oh..."
[Bai Jingjing]: "By the way, have you seen the promotional advertisement for "The Voice of the Three Realms"? Heifengshan Entertainment Company invites people who sing well in the three realms to participate in the program, and it will be broadcast live in the three realms."
The monkey took a bite of rice and typed: "I haven't heard of it."
[Bai Jingjing]: "I kind of want to go."
The monkey was immediately surprised and typed: "You can also sing? I have never heard you say that."
[Bai Jingjing]: “I only know a few mountain songs!”
The monkey laughed when he saw this.
"Then pull him down."
"Let's not talk about how good you are at singing. Just because of your monster look, you probably won't be able to get on the stage, even if you go to other people's homes."
The monkey opened it and took a look, his eyes lit up slightly.
He always thought that Bai Jingjing was an ugly monster, but he didn't expect that she turned out to be a beautiful girl. She looked more than 20 years old, with ice-cold muscles and jade bones. She was pretty and lovely, and she actually had a bit of a fairy spirit.
[Bai Jingjing]: "How is it? [Proud]"
Monkey fingers are typing fast.
"It's okay, a little worse than the female fairies in the Heavenly Palace."
[Bai Jingjing]: "Humph, I'm not happy! What can I do? I don't even know what you look like, why don't you also take a photo?"
Seeing the text sent by Bai Jingjing, Monkey was stunned.
He turned on the front camera of his phone.
A handsome and attractive monkey image suddenly appeared on the screen.
"Hey, if Jingjing sees my old grandson's handsome appearance, I don't know if he can grasp it." Monkey was narcissistic for a while, and then returned to WeChat, ready to click to send.
But just before my finger pressed the send button.
He suddenly stopped.
Then he turned his head and looked at Tang Sanzang who was eating next to him.
Looking at Master, who is as strong as an ox but has a majestic face, majestic appearance and delicate features, the monkey suddenly became more playful.
"Hey hey hey."
Sun Wukong gave a bad laugh, then turned on the rear camera of his mobile phone and clicked to take a picture of Tang Sanzang.
Click!
The flash light comes on.
"Wukong, what are you doing?" Tang Sanzang asked doubtfully.
Monkey waved his hand pretending to be calm, "Nothing, Master, I just want to see if the camera on my phone is working properly."
"oh……"
Tang Sanzang nodded and stopped asking.
Monkey then lowered his head, picked up his phone, and sent the photo to Bai Jingjing.
"How's it going? Isn't it handsome?"
[The title event has begun, everyone is participating enthusiastically and will have a chance to get my exclusive fan title!]