Chapter 249: Yuanshi: Are you finding fault on purpose? 2 in 1
Chapter 249 Yuanshi: Are you deliberately looking for trouble? (2 in 1)
With doubts, Yang Jian crossed the Dongtianmen and went straight to Yunlou Palace.
But when he arrived at the place, he was immediately startled by the crowd gathered in front of Yunlou Palace. He saw that the front of the palace was surrounded by three floors inside and three floors outside, and there were groups of immortals everywhere.
"What's going on?"
Yang Jian was stunned and quickly lowered his head.
"Hey, Erlang Zhenjun!"
Seeing Yang Jian, Guangmu, Duowen and the other two heavenly kings cupping their hands, they were surprised and asked: "Are you coming to see the show too?"
"Watching a show?"
"So many immortals gathered here to watch the show?"
Yang Jian's eyes widened and he said in disbelief.
"What else?" King Guangmu spread his hands, then chuckled, walked up to Yang Jian, and pointed at the palace gate, "Don't talk about us, your Majesty has already entered Yunlou Palace early in the morning."
"pity!"
The King of Growth sighed, "We can only wait outside, but His Majesty has a first-hand seat to eat melons. I'm really envious."
"Didn't you say that His Majesty went to persuade King Li Tian and his son?"
King Dhritarashtra said in confusion.
"Oh, you believe this too?"
King Duowen looked at King Chiguo with disdain and said, "The Third Prince Nezha and King Li Tian have made hundreds of big commotions at least over the past few years. How has His Majesty ever gone back to persuade and mediate?"
As he spoke, he raised his fingers and motioned for several people to come closer.
"According to rumors, Li Jing in "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes to the World" was played by Li Tianwang himself."
"You are saying that it is not obvious that this is for the Third Prince?"
"hiss……"
The other three people suddenly took a breath of cold air.
"This is going to break up!"
"King Li is so dissatisfied with the Third Prince that he personally stars in this movie. When Three Realms is released, the reputation of the Third Prince Nezha will be completely ruined." King Guangmu smacked his lips in amazement.
Yang Jian was even more frightened when he heard this.
Li Jing asked Du Fei to make a movie, didn't he want to reconcile with Nezha? Why did he star in the movie himself?
What kind of outrageous operation is this?
Thinking of this, he quickly crossed the crowd and went straight to Yunlou Palace.
"True Lord!"
Yang Jian just walked to the door, but the guards on both sides stopped him, and then he saluted respectfully: "The King of Heaven told us that if you come, we will take you directly to the forbidden palace of the Third Prince."
Yang Jian frowned and immediately agreed.
Although he had many doubts in his heart, he still believed that Li Jing would not deceive him and definitely wanted to reconcile with Nezha.
Secondly, Li Jing also has a family of immortals who are friends with the Jade Emperor.
Even if you go to him, it probably won't be convenient to talk to him face to face.
It's better to stabilize Nezha first.
Follow the guards and enter the palace from the restricted corner they released.
As soon as he entered the palace gate, Yang Jian's brows jumped.
chaos!
Except for the palace that was protected by the ban, all the furnishings inside were smashed to pieces. Nezha's little figure was facing away from the palace door, sitting on an overturned chair, feeling extremely lonely.
"Nezha?"
Yang Jian sighed and shouted.
Hearing the sound, Nezha turned around and looked at Yang Jian coldly, "You three-eyed boy, do you still have the nerve to come here?"
"Ahem..."
Yang Jian coughed slightly and said awkwardly:
"I'm just here to apologize to you."
He waved his hand to conjure a stone bench and sat next to Nezha. "This is all my fault. I hurt you deeply, so..." Having said this, he patted his chest seriously.
"I owe you a favor, you can do anything you want me to do for you!"
"real?"
Nezha raised his eyebrows and sneered.
"It's necessary!" Yang Jian affirmed.
"Then go and kill that old dog Li Jing for me now!" Nezha said with a fierce look in his eyes and gritted teeth.
"Ah this..."
When Yang Jian heard this, he was immediately speechless.
He considered his words and began to persuade: "Nezha, I don't think violence can solve the problem. Besides, your father is actually very guilty, and he still hopes to compensate you in his heart."
"He feels guilty?"
Nezha suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, "He has already made a movie to deal with me. Listen, 'Nezha is the devil in the magic pill!'"
"Is this how he compensates me?!"
Yang Jian felt a toothache when he heard it.
He had no choice but to persuade: "However, Black Wind Mountain's movies always like to do things behind the scenes. Maybe the trailer is just a deliberately foggy thing. We have to watch it to know the real content."
"Besides, the movies are all fake, so we can't take them all seriously!"
Nezha nodded, "Okay!"
"Anyway, the movie will be released soon."
"Then let's wait until the screening is over. When I see it, what else do you have to say?" He sneered.
…
"There's nothing to talk about."
"This "The Devil Boy Comes into the World" is originally fiction."
Black Wind Mountain Film Academy, auditorium.
The students in the directing training class were all seated, whispering about the upcoming movie "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World".
Bai Wuchang sat at the table and said to the curious students around him:
"I asked someone to check it out in the underworld."
"The Third Prince Nezha is the reincarnation of a spiritual bead. It is not a magic pill at all. According to the old people in the underworld, some think it is the spiritual bead of Empress Nuwa, while others say it is the spiritual bead of Master Taiyi."
"But no matter which one, it has nothing to do with the magic pill."
Smart Insect heard the sound and interrupted: "But I heard from my king that Nezha did kill the third prince of Donghai."
"If he were a spirit bead, how could he do such a thing?"
"That's right!"
"I've heard about it too, and it's even causing cramps!"
"That's right, except for the Demon Pill monster, who would be so cruel?"
Other students agreed one after another.
"fart!"
Bai Wuchang slapped the table, pointed at the heads one by one, and said, "Do you take what you hear from hearsay seriously? The underworld has never confiscated the soul of the Third Prince of Donghai Long. He is not dead at all."
"Not to mention being killed by Nezha."
"real?"
A group of people looked at each other in confusion.
Bai Wuchang hugged his chest, tilted his head and smiled, "I, Bai Wuchang, specialize in seducing souls in the underworld, can I still lie to you?"
"If you don't believe me, ask Lao Hei."
Hei Wuchang on the side nodded, confirming Bai Wuchang's statement.
"Everyone, please be quiet. The movie will start soon."
At this time, He Xiangu's voice came.
She then stood up and continued: "Also, after watching the movie, everyone is required to write a review of the movie. The number of words is required to be no less than 50,000 words. Please submit it to me before dusk the day after tomorrow."
"Do you understand?"
"What are your thoughts after reading this 50,000-word story!?" Everyone heard the sound and wailed.
"What, is there a problem?"
He Xiangu glanced at the students in the auditorium displeased and said coldly: "Anyone who hasn't submitted it or doesn't have enough words will not be graduated!"
Amid everyone's sighs, the giant screen lit up.
…
"It's begun! It's begun!"
In front of Yunlou Palace, countless immortals were sitting on the ground, talking excitedly, preparing to watch "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes to the World".
…
Beyond the thirty-third heaven, Zixiao Palace.
Tongtian, Yuanshi Tianzun, Taiqing old man, Zhen Yuanzi and Hongjun Daozu were also sitting in front of the screen.
The familiar Kumamon logo crossed over, and subtitles appeared.
"This story is purely fictional."
"Leading Starring: Red Boy, Ao Chun."
"Chief Director: Saint Tongtian."
Looking at the subtitles at the bottom, Zhen Yuanzi said in surprise: "Atong, you went out for a trip and actually made a movie in Heifeng Mountain?"
"It's just a matter of convenience." Tongtian said with a clear look.
Yuanshi Tianzun laughed when he heard this.
"Junior brother, you must have some idea whether this movie was directed by you."
Tongtian's face turned dark and he was about to retort.
But I heard Hongjun say:
"That's enough."
"Don't talk and watch the movie quietly."
Seeing the Master speaking, Tongtian had no choice but to shut his mouth. He glanced at Yuanshi Tianzun, whose lips were slightly raised, thinking he had the upper hand, and secretly sneered, "We'll see if you can still laugh after watching the movie."
When the movie credits ended, the scene suddenly changed.
The sea of clouds is billowing.
Fairy mountains towered high into the sky. At this time, a male voice with a strong accent came:
"The aura of heaven and earth has given birth to a Hunyuan Pearl after thousands of years."
"It greedily sucks the essence of the sun and the moon, and its power continues to grow. However, the spiritual energy it sucks is too mixed, the immortal energy and demonic energy are entangled, and it cannot distinguish between good and evil. Master sent me and my junior brother to conquer it."
At the same time as this sound sounded.
A small red and blue monster head shaped like an ice crystal emerged from the sea of clouds, sucking in the spiritual energy around it.
Immediately, the camera turned.
A big fat pink and white pig slowly walked out of the clouds and mist.
On its back, with his chin resting on his hands, lay a fat, round Taoist with a fat head, big ears, and exposed breasts.
The man turned over and got off the pig with an expressionless expression. As he walked with an enchanting posture, the voice of the narrator sounded at the same time, "Yes, this is me, the Taiyi Master respected by everyone!"
Yunlou Palace, a restricted area.
Nezha, who was sitting side by side with Yang Jian, opened his eyes wide.
"Second brother, what did this fat man just say?"
Yang Jian blinked and stayed for a while before replying unconfidently: "It seems that his name is Taiyi Zhenren?"
Nezha: "???"
With the close-up of the camera screen.
The fat Taoist shook his fly whisk and struck a pose that he thought was chic. He raised his thin mustache and said proudly, "Although I have a little baby fat, it can't hide my handsomeness!"
"Yuanshi, does your Taiyi disciple really look like this?"
Inside the Zixiao Palace.
Zhen Yuanzi suppressed laughter, his shoulders shook, and asked Yuanshi Tianzun.
Yuanshi Tianzun frowned and glanced at Tongtian, who had an innocent face and was engrossed in watching the movie, and snorted coldly, "How can my disciple Xianfeng Daogu have such a fat and vulgar image? It's just nonsense!"
"However, this Taoist is very humorous and hilarious." Zhen Yuanzi stroked his beard with his hand and said with a smile.
This is indeed true.
Even Nezha, who was full of resentment in his heart, saw that his master, who had always been a fairy-like person, had been tricked into looking like this.
I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
I originally thought that Du Fey's movie was made to discredit him.
But who would have thought that Master Taiyi would be in trouble first.
Therefore, even though this was their respected master and uncle, Nezha and Yang Jian couldn't help but laugh.
…
"Hey, Bajie!"
"Is this Master Taiyi related to you?"
Somewhere in the Wanshou Mountain area, under the shade of a tree, a monkey sat on the treetop and smiled at Zhu Bajie below and asked.
Zhu Bajie didn't wait for a reply.
However, Sha Monk took the lead and said: "There is something wrong with what Senior Brother said."
"Let me tell you."
"It's almost as if Taiyi Zhenren's pig is related to the second senior brother."
Zhu Bajie didn't mind it either. He scratched his belly and sighed: "Oh, it would be great if my old pig is really related to Taiyi Zhenren. Why would the Jade Emperor dare to drag me down to the next world and be reincarnated as a pig?"
"You can also meet relatives now!"
The monkey chuckled.
Zhu Bajie curled his lips when he heard this, "Come on, I don't know exactly what Master Taiyi looks like, but he definitely doesn't look like this."
"If I really go find him to be a relative, I'll be beaten lightly."
As he spoke, he sighed.
"But this monster from Black Wind Mountain is very timid."
"You actually dare to photograph Master Taiyi like this. You must know that he is a disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun and one of the twelve immortals of Yuxu. Yuanshi Tianzun is famous for protecting his shortcomings. Are you really not afraid that the other party will come to you?"
"Hey! Second senior brother, you are thinking too much."
Hearing this, Sha Monk replied: "Although Yuanshi Tianzun protects his shortcomings, he is not a petty person. What does it mean to prank his disciples?"
"It's not a prank on Yuanshi Tianzun, his old man."
However, the words did not fall.
Sun Wukong looked strange and said: "You are really right."
"ah?"
Sha Seng was stunned for a moment and quickly lowered his head to look at the screen.
At this time in the movie, another tall and thin Taoist wearing black robes appeared, named Shen Gongbao, who was a fellow disciple of Master Taiyi.
The two of them fought against the ice crystal monster transformed from the Hunyuan Pearl.
But he was beaten and retreated steadily.
Just as he was about to be killed by Hunyuan Pearl in 1V2, a black and yellow pill furnace suddenly fell from the sky and covered Hunyuan Pearl.
At this time, a Taoist priest with an air of immortality appeared.
"Master!"
Master Taiyi and Shen Gongbao hurriedly paid their respects.
"Oh, you actually appeared too."
Hearing this "Master", Zhen Yuanzi immediately reacted, raised his brows, and said to Yuanshi Tianzun.
Yuanshi Tianzun naturally noticed this. He was still a little worried at first, but after seeing the back of this person who appeared in the air and full of immortality, he finally felt a little relieved.
It seems that the little bear has a sense of proportion.
But as soon as she let go of her heart, the camera shot her face directly to the front.
Yuanshi Tianzun in the movie also revealed his true appearance.
A face of a man as black as coke, with a nose like garlic, eyes like mung beans, and a mouth like a fat intestine appeared in front of everyone.
"puff!!"
The old man Taiqing who was sipping Lingdao tea squirted directly.
Even Taoist Hongjun's body trembled.
"Hahahahaha..."
As for Zhen Yuanzi, let alone that. The laughter he had suppressed when he saw the fat pig version of Taiyi burst out at the same time. He slapped the jade table with his right hand and covered his stomach with his left hand and laughed wildly.
"Babel!!"
Yuanshi Tianzun's face was ashen and his whole body was shaking with anger.
Seeing this, the other three people also turned their attention to the Tongtian Cult Master.
"What are you looking at me for?"
Tongtian spread his hands with an innocent look on his face, "Brother, as you said before, I am just a director in name only and did not participate in the filming of the movie at all. This was all done by nephew Du Fei and has nothing to do with me."
Old man Taiqing and Zhen Yuanzi immediately looked at him with contempt.
Even if Du Fei had 100,000 more courage.
I would never dare to find such a person to play the role of Yuanshi Tianzun. Even a fool can guess that this must be Tongtian's instigation.
"Oh, tut tut tut..."
"Tongtian and Little Bear have been together for a long time, and they have both turned bad."
The old man Taiqing smacked his lips and thought to himself.
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