Chapter 292 Where should the premiere platform of 'Journey to the West' be?
Chapter 292 Where should the premiere platform of "Journey to the West" be?
Five hundred years later, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva told Stone Monkey that if he was willing to escape into Buddhism and protect Tang Sanzang while he was studying in the West, he would be able to get rid of the fate of being suppressed at the foot of the mountain and achieve righteousness.
this moment.
A bold idea suddenly came to the six-eared macaque's mind.
He wants to replace it!
"Ding."
An information prompt interrupted the six-eared macaque's thoughts.
He came back to his senses and took out his mobile phone from his pocket with a strange expression. For countless years, he had always been alone in the world and had never made friends with anyone else. How could anyone send him a message?
Wait for the six-eared macaque to turn on his phone and take a look.
Only then did I realize that it was an official push message from WeChat.
"We are recruiting actors for the Monkey Tribe of "Journey to the West", come and take a look, maybe you will be the next big movie star!"
The six-eared macaque was stunned.
"Monkey actor, Journey to the West?"
Naturally, he didn't know that every user who uses a Heifengshan mobile phone will have their private information collected when registering with their spiritual power or fingerprint for the first time, including race, gender, cultivation level, etc.
Therefore, he will receive targeted actor recruitment advertisements.
Cultivation is boring. Since the advent of mobile phones, Six-Eared Macaque also bought one to relax his mind occasionally.
therefore.
He had watched "Journey to the East" from Heaven before.
I just didn't expect it.
"Journey to the East" has only been airing for a few days, and "Journey to the West" has actually been released, and it seems that filming will start soon.
The curious six-eared macaque activated his magical powers and listened.
After a while.
"When the Monkey King first came out, he was given the official title of Bi Ma Wen."
"The great sage is in trouble in the heavenly palace and imprisoned in the Five Elements Mountain."
The six-eared macaque put away his ears and showed surprise on his face, "Isn't this the experience of Stone Monkey? Could it be that this "Journey to the West" is about the story of Stone Monkey, and they are looking for actors from the monkey tribe to play Sun Wukong?"
Putting down the phone, the six-eared macaque began to think.
Maybe, he can give it a try?
Although he knew everything about Stone Monkey, it was still a very risky thing to replace him.
Especially Tang Sanzang, whose strength was profound and unpredictable.
If one day he accidentally exposes his flaws, he will definitely suffer serious consequences.
Therefore, it is hard to say that he lost his life.
Now that the Black Wind Mountain Studio wants to make a TV series based on the story of Stone Monkey and Tang Sanzang’s four masters and disciples, why not
Let’s play the role of Stone Monkey first and take on the role of Stone Monkey in advance.
To avoid problems in the future.
Moreover, he believed that based on his understanding of Shihou, he would definitely be a sure shot in applying for the role of Shihou.
"Fake Stone Monkey will determine whether I can achieve righteousness in the future."
“You must be extremely cautious!”
The six-eared macaque muttered to himself and finally made up his mind.
Thinking of this, he put his cell phone in his pocket, waved his hand and cast a spell to erase the traces in the cave, then somersaulted onto the cloud head and headed straight for Black Wind Mountain.
…
"Phew... finally finished."
In the study of the villa on the top of Black Wind Mountain, Du Fei took a long breath and threw the brush aside.
Although every frame of the 1986 version of "Journey to the West" was deeply ingrained in his mind, it still took a lot of time to write the script and then design some vilification and discredit the Jade Emperor.
For example, after recruiting Sun Wukong, he gave the monkey the job of raising a horse, which caused the monkey to take the blame in heaven after knowing the truth.
Then he transferred it from Wude Xingjun to the Jade Emperor.
There are many more like this.
Du Fei's idea is also very simple. He must blacken the Jade Emperor until his body is completely black.
You have to ask him to break his defense after reading "Journey to the West"!
At this moment, Du Fei could already imagine the scene of the Jade Emperor turning pale, throwing plates and lamps, and furious.
Just thinking about it makes me happy!
"Hiss...wait."
Du Fei, who was secretly proud, suddenly stopped smiling.
He frowned, "If I really break the Jade Emperor's guard, he will get mad and try to do some harm to Black Wind Mountain. Even if I have the support of Old Man Taiqing, I won't be able to withstand his troubles behind his back."
.”
Du Fei understood that it was easy to dodge an open gun but hard to guard against a hidden one.
"no."
"I have to find a shield."
After thinking about it, Du Fei felt that he still couldn't let the mobile phone play "Journey to the West" quickly, and Heifengshan TV Station broadcasted it himself.
He has to be like he was when he last filmed "The Devil Comes to the World".
Find a person on stage who can handle things and is not afraid of retaliation from heaven.
"Huh? Yes!"
After pondering for a while, Du Fei suddenly had a flash of inspiration, slapped his thigh and said, "Can't we just find Buddhism?!"
The trick of using the chief director as a shield has been used twice. As the saying goes, only three things can happen. This time, we simply changed the premiere platform. Anyway, the Buddhist TV station is about to start trial operation.
Furthermore.
On the surface, "Journey to the West" is a film that promotes Buddhism.
In addition, it tells the story of Tang Sanzang and several Buddhist disciples who were studying for scriptures, so Tathagata and Zhunti had no reason to refuse.
Even if you take ten thousand steps back.
His Lingshan TV station has just completed its trial operation.
When he didn't know what program to put on, he sent him a high-quality TV series that was destined to cause a sensation in the three realms. These monks must have been too late to be happy, so how could they turn them away?
"Miao Miao Miao, this is such a great idea!"
Du Fei secretly sighed that his mind was really smart.
He stopped procrastinating, stuffed the script into the storage ring, and was about to open the door and go to Xitianling Mountain.
But the door opened first, and a familiar voice came.
"Brother Xiong, I'm back!"
Du Fei took a closer look, who else could come through the door?
It was Bai Xiuxuan.
Next to him stood Xiao Qing with a sweet smile on his face. Just one look at the loving look of the two of them made the bear lose his teeth!
"Second brother, you are finally back."
Du Fei opened his arms, his face full of excitement and joy.
Bai Xiuxuan walked forward with excitement on his face, and was about to give Du Fei a bear hug when he received a sharp blow to his forehead.
"Ouch!!"
"Brother Xiong, why did you hit me?"
Hearing Bai Xiuxuan's cry of pain, Du Fei said with a straight face: "You kid, you still know how to come back? The weapon refining room is so busy, and Master Lu Ban is busy every day, so why don't you just travel around and enjoy yourself?"
Bai Xiuxuan was very aggrieved, "You didn't say how long you can only play."
"Besides, as soon as Brother Xiong calls me, won't I come back quickly?" Bai Xiuxuan said, rubbing his forehead.
Du Fei snorted, "Don't you dare come back?"
After saying that, he flicked his fingers and sent the two Nine-turn Spiritual Pills extorted from Li Jing into the arms of Bai Xiuxuan and Xiao Qing respectively.
"A meeting gift for you young couple."
Du Fei finally showed a smile on his face, "We must get along well with each other!"
"Thank you, Brother Xiong!" x2
Bai Xiuxuan and Xiao Qing thanked them in unison.
Du Fei immediately dropped his smile and looked at Bai Xiuxuan, "Why don't you quickly go to the weapon refining room to help Master Lu Ban? Get the mass production equipment for the TV station out as soon as possible. The current production capacity is seriously insufficient."
"Don't worry, Brother Xiong!"
Bai Xiuxuan patted his chest, feeling confident.
After saying that, he tilted his head and asked curiously: "By the way, Brother Xiong, where are you going in such a hurry?"
"Go to the West!"
Du Fei glanced at him and said calmly.
Bai Xiuxuan was stunned.
…
Xitianling Mountain, Daleiyin Temple.
In the Mahavira Hall, all the Bodhisattvas and Arhats frowned slightly and looked sad. Even the Tathagata, who always had a calm Buddha face on the golden lotus platform, now had a solemn look on his face, with a look of silence on his face.
Today is the seventh day of the broadcast of "Journey to the East".
Nearly half of the thirty-episode TV series has been broadcast, but the plot in it is increasingly confusing the Buddhas in Lingshan Mountain.
Why is this?
It's simple, because it's clearly stated that it's about telling fairy tales.
Now, it has begun to develop towards love and sadomasochism!