Chapter 310 Something is wrong with Journey to the West!
Chapter 310 There is something wrong with this "Journey to the West"!
In the eyes of most living beings, the Jade Emperor is the supreme deity of the three realms. He sits in heaven and governs the three realms. In terms of popularity, he is much higher than the Three Pure Ones and Buddhas.
Find any person or monster in the Three Realms.
He may not know about Sanqing and Xitian Buddha, but it is extremely unlikely that he does not know about the Jade Emperor.
After all, he is the supreme power who controls the entire world.
Brilliant and majestic, with boundless power.
This is the inherent impression in everyone's mind.
However, in the first scene of "Journey to the West", the majestic Jade Emperor was so frightened by a golden light shooting from the eyes of a newborn monkey that he crawled under the table!!
How is this not surprising?
"Asshole!"
"What a bastard!"
In the Lingxiao Palace, all the immortals who saw this scene started to angrily rebuke.
"How dare Lingshan Buddhists deceive me like this!"
"His Majesty is actually photographed as such a cowardly and weak person. It is clearly intended to smear him, which is intolerable!"
"The Buddhist bald donkey is really hateful!"
The Jade Emperor was sitting on the dragon bed, with the corners of his mouth twitching and his face ashen.
He's not stupid.
The first time he saw this scene, he knew that the Buddhist "Journey to the West" must be the script given by Du Fei, otherwise Tathagata would have no reason to blatantly embarrass him right from the start.
But no matter what, Buddhism cannot escape from this matter.
After all, a slap can't make a difference. If Tathagata didn't agree, how could he film such a plot?
He also made himself look like such a useless person as the Jade Emperor!
"Ru! Come!"
"You wait for me!"
The Jade Emperor clenched his fingers tightly, feeling secretly resentful in his heart.
…
However, at this moment, Tathagata and others who were far away in the Mahavira Palace in the Western Heaven Ling Mountain also looked at the screen with confused expressions.
"this……"
"Is there this plot in the script of "Journey to the West"?"
"Do you remember, poor monk?"
The Buddhas in your highness looked at each other in shock and doubt.
Tathagata Buddha turned to look at Guanyin Bodhisattva, frowned and asked: "Venerable Guanyin, you participated in the entire filming in Black Wind Mountain, why didn't you report to me about this part of the plot?"
Although I had called Du Fei before, the other party also promised to send a copy after editing the film.
But in the end, Tathagata did not wait until "Journey to the West" was completed.
So I don't know anything about the content.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was also confused at this moment.
She clasped her hands and returned the greeting: "Ask me, Buddha, only the participants can enter the filming site. The disciples who were filming this part were not present."
What?
Doesn't this mean all the drama about heaven?
There is no Buddhist supervision?
At this moment, Tathagata had an unknown premonition in his heart.
"Buddha, if this is seen by colleagues in heaven, I'm afraid it will cause unnecessary disputes." A monk said.
"This...should not happen."
"The Jade Emperor rules the three realms, how can he be so narrow-minded?"
"That's right. Besides, the movie "The Legend of White Snake" that insulted Buddhism was also filmed by Heavenly Court."
"I, a Buddhist, have nothing to say about this."
"Well, that makes sense!"
Hearing the discussion among His Highnesses and the monks, Tathagata suddenly felt that he was overthinking it. Du Fei had a close relationship with Tianting, and he was the director of Tianting Meteorological Bureau. How could he embarrass the Black Jade Emperor?
Maybe, this is just a little prank.
…
The frightened Jade Emperor, after hearing the report from the clairvoyant eyes and the gentle ears, that the golden light was emitted by a stone monkey in the lower realm and there was nothing supernatural about it, he finally straightened his crown and crown and sat back on the dragon bed.
"That's it, don't worry about it."
The Jade Emperor immediately waved his hand and said, "Let's play music and dance."
The singing and dancing in Lingxiao Palace resumed, and the camera immediately turned back to Huaguo Mountain.
The stone monkey was able to crawl and walk when he was born, and he quickly integrated into the monkey group in the mountain. Soon, the stone monkey discovered the water curtain cave behind the waterfall, and was named the king by the monkey group. He named himself the Monkey King and began to live happily.
But the good times didn't last long.
A monkey in the cave died of old age, which gave the stone monkey a fear of death, and he was in a state of panic all day long.
Under the advice of Da Mahou, he decided to go to sea to seek immortality and seek Taoism.
The monkeys built a raft and prepared enough fruits and dry food. The stone monkey held the raft alone and crossed the sea. After going through many hardships, he finally arrived at Nanfangbuzhou to visit the immortal road.
But after wandering around for seven or eight years, I found nothing.
After walking to the west coast, he got his own boat and continued to cross the ocean to the next continent.
Finally I found a fairyland.
He couldn't wait to enter the cave and looked towards the main hall.
I saw layers of deep pavilions and palaces. Once I entered the Pearl Palace, I could see countless quiet rooms and secluded residences, until I reached the Yaotai. I saw the Bodhi Patriarch sitting on the stage, with thirty little immortals on both sides.
Stand under the stage.
A celestial spirit, very solemn!
"Oh, this Zhunti is really good at pretending to be a ghost."
In the Zixiao Palace, Tongtian looked at Patriarch Bodhi in the picture, curling his lips in disdain, and his eyes were full of dissatisfaction.
He naturally knew about the small calamity of the journey to the west.
Sun Wukong is one of the four great monkey species, a spiritual stone monkey. He is destined to achieve great achievements in the three realms after his birth. Buddhism, which is always greedy, wants to use the Western Heaven to obtain scriptures to bring him into Buddhism.
So, we made arrangements early.
Even the sage Zhunti did not hesitate to take action personally to preach and receive vocations for him.
Tongtian doesn't care about the ownership of this spiritual stone monkey.
He was just unconvinced.
Why can I only be a demon who brings harm to the three realms in the TV series, but this old bald man Zhunti is so great and upright?
Then I thought that my character was actually written by Du Fei.
It felt like a stabbing pain in the back.
After all, I was let down...
With mixed feelings and a long sigh, Tongtian lowered his head and continued to look at the screen of his mobile phone.
The stone monkey was very excited when he saw the Bodhi Patriarch.
Immediately knelt down and kowtowed, "Ancestor! Disciples are here to learn the Tao!"
Patriarch Bodhi raised his eyes and looked at Stone Monkey, "Where are you from? Since you have come to seek enlightenment, please tell me your hometown and your name clearly."
"This disciple is from Shuiliandong, Huaguo Mountain, in the Aolai Kingdom of Dongsheng Shenzhou."
"nonsense!"
Patriarch Bodhi's face was stern, "Since you sincerely seek the truth, how can you say it is the Dongsheng Divine Continent? Then there is a Nanfanbu Continent separated by two oceans from where you are. How can you get here in a mortal body?"
Stone Monkey suddenly became anxious, "I have traveled across the ocean and traveled across the world for more than ten years before I came here."
Upon hearing this, Patriarch Bodhi nodded slightly and praised:
"He is sincere and determined."
He looked at Stone Monkey with a slight smile, "What's your name?"
"I was born from a stone, without a father or a mother."
The stone monkey scratched his cheek and said, "So he has no name or surname. He is only called the Monkey King, and there are no other names."
Patriarch Bodhi nodded gently, "Come on, take two steps."
The stone monkey did as he was told.
Patriarch Bodhi pondered for a moment and then said with a smile: "I think you look and behave like a hozen, so your surname will be Sun and your Buddhist name will be Wukong, okay?"
"Okay, okay!"
The stone monkey was immediately overjoyed and kowtowed repeatedly.
"Thank you Master for the name. From now on, my name will be Sun Wukong!"
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"It turns out that Wukong's name was given by this patriarch." Under the tree in the forest, Tang Sanzang was eating melon seeds and said in surprise.
"By the way, Brother Monkey." Zhu Bajie gnawed half a piece of persimmon in one gulp and turned to look at Sun Wukong with curiosity on his face, "Are all your skills taught by this Patriarch Bodhi?"
The monkey nodded, "That's right."
"All the skills in my body, except for the golden cudgel, were all given by my ancestor."
Sha Monk was also a little curious when he heard this, "Listen to what is said in this TV series."
"Elder brother's ancestor is called Patriarch Bodhi."
"To be able to teach the great power of Taiyi Golden Immortal like Brother Monkey, he should not be unknown in the Three Realms, but I have never heard of it, let alone Lingtai Fangcun Mountain and Xie Yue Sanxing Cave.
"
Zhu Bajie swallowed the persimmon and agreed, "Yes, and I've never heard Brother Monkey talk about it."
After listening, the monkey became unusually silent.
Seeing Sun Wukong's strange behavior, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but wonder:
"Wukong."
"Is there something unexpected going on in this?"
The monkey raised his eyes and looked at Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie. He paused for a long time and then said: "Master, don't ask, if this "Journey to the West" really restores the history of that year."
"You will understand when you see the back."
Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Monk looked at each other in confusion upon hearing this, their curiosity was aroused, and then they continued to look at the screen.
…
Stone monkey, oh no, after Sun Wukong was accepted as a disciple by Patriarch Bodhi, he learned speech etiquette, lectured on scriptures, practiced calligraphy and burned incense with his fellow disciples every day. In his spare time, he swept the floor and hoeed the garden, cultivated flowers and trees, and collected firewood to light the fire.
, carry water to water the garden.
Unconsciously, six or seven years have passed.
On this day, Patriarch Bodhi came to the altar to give a sermon. In the middle, he asked the monkey how long he had been staying in the mountains and what Taoism he planned to learn.
But I tried several times in a row, but the monkey refused because he could not live forever.
Patriarch Bodhi was immediately annoyed.
He walked down the high platform, held a ruler in his hand, and pointed at the monkey, "You hozen don't learn this or that. I'll teach you how powerful the ruler is!"
After that, he knocked Sun Wukong on the head three times.
Immediately, he put his hands behind his back, closed the middle door, and returned to the inner room.
This frightened the group of fellow disciples who were listening to the lecture, and they all complained that the monkey was ignorant and bumped into the master.
Sun Wukong was not angry either, he just smiled in apology.
At the third watch, when all his senior brothers were asleep, he entered Patriarch Bodhi's bedroom through the back door, and saw him lying sideways on the bed. The monkey did not dare to disturb him, but knelt down in front of the bed and waited.
Not long after, Patriarch Bodhi woke up.
"You hozen, you didn't go to bed in the middle of the night, why did you come to my place?" He put on his clothes, sat up cross-legged, and asked.
Sun Wukong kowtowed twice and then said:
"Master spanked the disciple three times during the day, then returned to the room with his hands behind his back and closed the middle door. It was not the time to teach the disciple the third watch. He came here from the back door to teach the disciple the principles, so he dared to come here in the middle of the night."
Patriarch Bodhi immediately showed a smile on his face, "You are indeed a smart person, and you are destined to me. Please come forward."
"I will teach you the magic method of immortality, "The Secret of the Great Immortal"!"
…
"Awesome, Brother Monkey."
"Can you guess this kind of riddle?" Zhu Bajie was very surprised when he saw the secret game between Bodhi Patriarch and the monkey.
The monk on the side was even more stunned.
"Elder brother is really too smart. If I, Lao Sha, were here, I wouldn't be able to figure this out even in ten years!"
The monkey was also a little proud, "Oh, it's just so-so."
Seeing Sun Wukong's carefree look, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but snorted, "Wukong is smart, but he is too lazy. He doesn't know anything to do except playing games every day."
Sun Wukong chuckled when he heard this and approached Tang San where he was hiding.
"Master, aren't you too capable?"
"You solved everything before it was our turn to take action. Doesn't it look like we are lazy?"
This is true or not.
Tang Sanzang now wants money and strength, as well as strength.
He no longer looks like the frail monk he was two years ago.
The original difficulties and obstacles on the way to seek Buddhist scriptures no longer constituted a threat in his eyes, and he single-handedly took on many tasks such as subduing demons and eliminating demons, finding paths to seek alms, performing chivalrous acts of justice, and saving lives and healing the wounded.
The three brothers, Sun Wukong, who were originally recruited by Buddhism to protect him, turned into bastards shouting 666 from behind.
"Brother Monkey, you can't say that."
Zhu Bajie suddenly smiled and said, "At least we can still relieve Master's boredom."
Tang Sanzang nodded seriously when he heard this, "Bajie is right!"
"Master is saying that watching a drama alone is not as fun as watching it with four people?" Sha Seng also laughed.
Xilulu!!
The white dragon horse standing behind suddenly let out a cry of dissatisfaction.
"Hey, Master."
"Why don't you also play in the league with us?"
While several people were making fun of him, Sun Wukong suddenly thought of something and looked at Tang Sanzang with bright eyes.
"An alliance, what kind of alliance?" Tang Sanzang was startled when he heard this.
"It's a game that Bajie, Drifting and Jingjing and I play together." Monkey quickly explained: "We are four people playing together now, and Master, you are in a queue of five."
"Brother Monkey is right!"
Zhu Bajie immediately slapped his thigh and said excitedly: "Anyway, with Master's strength, I can punch heaven and kick hell."
"You don't have to worry about being troubled by monsters on the road."
"If we don't have some fun, how boring will this journey of learning be?"
Sha Seng immediately nodded in agreement.
"Elder brother is right!"
"Second Senior Brother is right!"
Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together and shook his head resolutely, "Amitabha, as my teacher, received great favor from the King of Tang and was entrusted with the important task of going to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. How could I be distracted and do such games?"
The monkey stretched out his hand and said, "Master, think about it."
Zhu Bajie also said: "Yes, Master, think about it again."
"No need to say more!"
Tang Sanzang waved his hand directly and said, "I have made up my mind to become my teacher. There is no need for further persuasion. Let's read "Journey to the West" first."
The three monkeys looked at each other and sighed regretfully.
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Back to "Journey to the West".
Sun Wukong received the "Great Heavenly Immortal Technique", "Seventy-two Changes" and somersault clouds taught by the Bodhi Patriarch himself. In just a few years, he practiced to a profound level, greatly increased his realm, and broke through the Taiyi Golden Immortal in one fell swoop.
This also made him a little arrogant.
On this day, Monkey and his senior brothers were playing around outside the cave. They got excited about chatting, but couldn't bear the blows from the senior brothers.
Then he recited a formula and performed seventy-two changes.
Transformed into a big pine tree.
Everyone cheered when they saw this, but Patriarch Bodhi heard them.
He dismissed everyone, called Sun Wukong in front of him, and scolded him sternly, accusing him of not knowing how to hide his clumsiness and showing off in front of others just for the sake of prestige, which would lead to trouble sooner or later.
After saying that, he flicked his sleeves and wanted to end the master-disciple relationship with the monkey, drive him out of Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, and go back to Huaguo Mountain.
Sun Wukong felt remorseful, but he persuaded Bodhi to change his mind.
He had no choice but to kowtow heavily and ride the clouds back to Huaguo Mountain.
Twenty years is neither long nor short. Sun Wukong went to sea and finally learned the magic method of immortality after going through all kinds of hardships. Although he was a little sad to say goodbye to his master, he also felt the joy of returning home.
But when he came to Huaguo Mountain.
But when he saw his subordinate monkey Housun being chased by a group of demons, he immediately became angry, pressed the auspicious cloud, and rushed over.
But at this moment, the scene paused.
"You carry the burden, and I hold the horse~
Welcome the sunrise and bid farewell to the sunset~
Smooth out the bumps and become a great road~
After fighting the difficulties and dangers, we set off again~
Set off again~
La la~ la la la la la la la la..."
The ending song then played.
The audience who was watching was stunned for a moment, and then impatiently listened to the song and prepared to watch the next episode. However, at the end, they discovered that only one episode of "Journey to the West" was played, and one episode was only updated every seven days.