Chapter 336 I am not I did not stop talking nonsense!
Chapter 336 I’m not, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense!
Equally angry is Erlang Shen in the movie.
"What nonsense!"
He raised the three-pointed two-edged sword, filled with evil energy, "Since you are stubborn, I will let you disappear from the three realms from now on!"
After saying that, he led the four heavenly kings to fight with Zixia.
But Zixia is pregnant with the best spiritual treasure.
Not only did he fend off the siege of five people, he also activated the Lingbao bracelet to confuse their minds and took the opportunity to escape.
"This is too fake."
"Director Du has belittled our combat capabilities so cruelly."
"That's fine if it's a monkey."
"I've never heard of Fairy Zixia!"
Seeing this scene, the four heavenly kings immediately started shouting.
The four of them, the four peak Taiyi Golden Immortals, each have powerful spiritual treasures in their hands. Unless Sun Houhou comes here in person, how could they not be able to capture the little-known Fairy Zixia in the Three Realms?
Not to mention that Erlangshen is still here.
True Monarch Xian Sheng can defeat Sun Houhou alone. How can five people working together not be able to defeat Fairy Zixia?
Naturally, the look on Erlangshen's face wasn't very good either.
But since it was Zixia played by Yang Chan, he didn't say anything.
But the next scene.
Yang Jian could no longer maintain a peaceful mind.
"No one is allowed to tell anyone what happened today."
After being teased by Zixia Fairy, Erlang Shen was obviously a little angry, "I will kill anyone who dares to speak!"
"Zhenjun, you..."
"I told you, don't say it again!"
Just as the King of Growth was about to speak, Erlang Shen immediately interrupted.
"no."
The King of Growth quickly waved his hand and pointed not far away, "I'm talking about your roaring dog. He is riding a bitch over there."
"What?"
"Even it moved everyone's heart!"
Erlangshen took a quick look, and then his face filled with anger, "I'll kill it tonight and give it a tooth-beating sacrifice!"
"Okay, okay, we've wanted to do this for a long time."
The four heavenly kings looked happy and said excitedly.
Roaring Sky Dog:Σ()︴
Yang Jian:∑(°口°)!
Four Heavenly Kings: ∑(°口°)!x4
How could the roaring dog do such a thing?
Yang Jian looked at Roaring Sky Dog blankly.
"Xiaotian, you..."
Feeling the suspicion in Yang Jian's eyes and voice, Roaring Sky Dog, who was also stunned, quickly shook his head and hurriedly explained: "Master, I am not, I didn't, this is all nonsense made by the bear demon."
Yang Jian stared at the Roaring Sky Dog for a long time, and finally chose to believe in it that had been following him for tens of thousands of years.
Soon, he remembered something again and turned to look at the Four Heavenly Kings.
These guys in the movie said they wanted to kill and eat the Roaring Dog?
"Uh, Zhenjun, this is all a misunderstanding!"
Facing Yang Jian's unkind gaze, the four heavenly kings waved their hands and denied with horrified expressions.
"Director Du made this up."
"It has nothing to do with us."
"We never paid any attention to the Roaring Dog!"
…
"hahahahahahahaha!"
In Lingshan and Daleiyin Temple, all the Buddhas in Lingshan were filled with gloomy faces. Seeing this scene, they burst into laughter.
I can no longer care about the reserve and peace that a family member should have.
"This bear demon still dares to say it."
"Even the Jade Emperor made fun of him!"
"The snarling dog of the True Monarch Xian Sheng fell in love with the mortal female dog, and the True Monarch Xian Sheng wanted to kill him to avenge his shame. The Four Heavenly Kings actually responded and applauded. The effect of this kind of program is really great, even a poor monk would laugh to death."
"Amitabha, sin, sin, sin, hahaha."
"The gods in heaven are nothing more than that..."
In the Mahavira Hall, a group of Bodhisattvas and Arhats burst out laughing.
Even the Tathagata Buddha sitting high on the lotus platform couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, obviously he was also amused.
After laughing, Tathagata couldn't help but sigh.
I originally thought that Du Fei was deliberately making another smear film targeting Buddhism, but now it seems that the bear demon simply made a comedy that made fun of the gods and Buddhas in the sky, and was not deliberately targeting Buddhism.
Thinking about it this way...
The previous dissatisfaction and resentment have also dissipated a lot.
…
After a burst of laughter, the movie finally picked up the previous plot.
Zixia, who escaped the pursuit of Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings, came to Pansi Cave, met the Supreme Treasure, and snatched his Moonlight Treasure Box.
Anxious to use the Moonlight Treasure Box to save Bai Jingjing’s Supreme Treasure.
All I can do is try to get things back.
After all the hard talk, Zixia was finally persuaded to use the Moonlight Box to take him back five hundred years to save Bai Jingjing. However, at night, Zixia seemed to be a different person, not only did she not use the Moonlight Box to take him back.
Instead, he punched him unconscious.
The next day, Zhizunbao found out that Zixia also had a sister named Qingxia. The two shared the same body and hated each other.
Before night, Qingxia will appear.
I don’t know where the Moonlight Treasure Box was hidden by Qingxia.
Zixia is kind-hearted and agrees to help Zhizunbao find the Moonlight Box.
But at this moment.
Zhizunbao accidentally pulled out Zixia's purple-green sword.
He is actually Zixia's destined lover!
"Oh, great."
Zhu Bajie, who had been repeatedly retaliated by the monkey before, finally found a chance to fight back. He pointed at Sun Wukong and said with a weird smile: "Brother Monkey, it's not enough for you to provoke Bai Jingjing, and you even have an affair with Zixia Fairy."
"Fart, I don't know Zixia at all!"
Sun Wukong suddenly became anxious.
He finally explained the matter clearly, why would he want to get into another entanglement with another woman for no reason?
"You mean you don't know me if you don't know me?"
Zhu Bajie said to the fire: "Master, I, and Junior Brother Sha don't know what you did before you were pressed into Wuzhishan. Who knows whether you have been in love with a fairy named Zixia or not?"
"Master, you must never believe what this monkey says."
Tang Sanzang glanced at Sun Wukong after hearing this. He already had a bad premonition about what happened with Bai Jingjing.
I always feel that this monkey has six impure roots and harbors worldly feelings.
The plot of this movie.
Tang Sanzang couldn't help but become suspicious again.
After pondering for a moment, he raised his eyebrows and looked up at Sun Wukong, "Wukong, please explain."
"Master, I, Sun, have been wronged..."
"Soaring through the clouds and riding on the mist, chasing the wind and lightning, one somersault is worth a hundred and eighty thousand~"
But before he finished speaking, the phone rang again.
The master and apprentice immediately looked over and saw the three characters "Bai Jingjing" written in the column of the caller's name.
"Hehehe, let me just say it, old pig."
Zhu Bajie had an "I knew it" expression on his face, shaking his feet and humming: "Zixia just came out, and Bai Jingjing called me. Brother Monkey, how dare you say that you and Zixia don't have an affair?"
"Wukong?"
Tang Sanzang's face suddenly darkened.
Seeing this, the monkey held his head in his hands and was about to cry without tears. "Master, I swear, this is really just a misunderstanding!"
…
In movies.
Zixia was extremely excited when she learned that Zhizunbao was her destined husband. However, thinking that Zhizunbao had said that she had a wife, she suppressed her excitement and took him to the market on the pretext of looking for the Moonlight Treasure Box.
Here, she finally told the Supreme Treasure the truth.
But Zhizunbao, who was worried about Bai Jingjing in his heart, would not agree, so he pretended to agree, but he had to go back to Bai Jingjing to explain the matter clearly first.
Zixia was happy and a little shy, and looked up at the Supreme Treasure.
"Then can you kiss me?"
Facing the shy and beautiful woman, Zhizunbao pushed her away.
The astonished Zixia had a trace of sadness on her face. She looked at the Supreme Treasure and bit her lip gently, "So you lied to me."
"I was serious!"
Zhizunbao was very impatient, "Do you want me to show you my heart?"
"No, I'll do it myself!"
Zixia raised her hand to refuse, then turned into a villain and got into the heart of Zhizunbao, intending to find the real answer.
No one knows what answer she got in the heart of Supreme Treasure.
But after that, she seemed to have figured out something and agreed to help Zhizunbao find the Moonlight Box. However, Zhizunbao no longer believed in Zixia and left resolutely, preparing to find the Moonlight Box on his own.
However, on this night, a sudden change occurred.
In the desolate desert, he found a monkey and a monk confronting the woman in white on the lotus platform in the sky.
Seeing this scene, the audience was stunned.
[Zi Yi]: "Isn't this the plot at the beginning of the movie?"
[Thirty Thousand Years of Hate]: "The beginning of the plot is about five hundred years ago, and the Supreme Treasure traveled through time and space through the Moonlight Treasure Box. It is also five hundred years ago now, so we bumped into this scene."
[Sir Huang]: "Hey, the analysis makes sense."
[Black Robe]: "Buddha is amazing."
[Lu Ban]: "Okay! It makes people suddenly enlightened!"
"Sun Wukong, you beast!"
The woman in white clothes in the sky said with a cold voice, "In order to get married to the Bull Demon King's sister, you actually gave your master as a gift, and even invited monsters and ghosts to eat Tang Monk's banquet with you. Do you know that you have committed a heinous crime?"
"Stop being so verbose, Sanbapo!"
The monkey held a golden cudgel and roared angrily: "If you want to fight, then fight. Don't think that I am afraid of you."
"hehe……"
The woman in white chuckled softly when she heard this, "If you are not afraid of me."
"Why did you snatch the moonlight treasure box from Fairy Zixia? Aren't you just trying to avoid me?"
Hearing this, some viewers were dumbfounded again.
[True Red-Eyes Black Dragon]: "Uh, isn't that right?"
[Great Immortal Huli]: "It's indeed wrong. Zixia doesn't know where the Moonlight Treasure Box is. How could Sun Wukong snatch the Moonlight Treasure Box from her hand that is not in her hand at all?"
[Qingfeng]: "Well, it doesn't make sense, there are flaws."
[Second Head of Zixiao Palace]: "Stupid, the Moonlight Treasure Box was obviously hidden by Qingxia, and I mentioned before that Qingxia would appear every night, but now it is night, and the monkey snatched it from her hand
.”
[Second Head of Zixiao Palace]: "So, do you understand?"
[Young Master Li]: "Awesome, brother."
【Han Chuang studied hard for thirty years】: "It makes people suddenly enlightened!"
The Supreme Treasure, who finally found the Moonlight Box, was overjoyed.
When the monkey was caught by the woman in white, and Tang Sanzang was about to sacrifice his life to give the monkey a chance to reincarnate, the Supreme Treasure quietly rushed forward, picked up the Moonlight Treasure Box, and prepared to leave.
But I don’t want any surprises to happen.
Tang Sanzang, who was about to commit suicide, was mistakenly teleported out, and the Moonlight Treasure Box also disappeared.
Zhizunbao, who shouted bad luck, was extremely disappointed.
But things took a turn for the worse.
Tang Sanzang traveled through different time and space with the Moonlight Treasure Box, and gradually understood the ins and outs of the matter. He took the initiative to find the Supreme Treasure with the Moonlight Treasure Box. Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng also came to find it.
But I never expected that things would turn out to be so twists and turns.
The four masters and apprentices had just met when the Bull Demon King of this time and space suddenly attacked and captured the four of them back.
But at this time, the Bull Demon King still thought that the Supreme Treasure was Sun Wukong.
Not only did they not kill him, they also said that the wedding would be held tomorrow.
The next day, all the guests arrived.
In front of all the demons and ghosts who came to the banquet, the Bull Demon King was proud of himself and announced: "Today is a double happiness. In addition to being the day when my sister-in-law comes out of the palace, it is also the day when I, the male bull, take a concubine."
"Brother Niu, if you talk about taking concubines, does your sister-in-law have no objection?"
Hearing this, a monster asked.
The Bull Demon King immediately snorted disdainfully, "That yellow-faced woman is in the Flame Mountain a hundred thousand miles away. Even if she knows, she can't do anything to me."
"The surname is Niu!"
In the Black Wind Mountain Cinema, Princess Iron Fan's cold voice sounded.
The face of the Bull Demon King sitting nearby turned pale with fear.
"lady."
"This is just a movie, not real!"
He quickly looked at Princess Iron Fan and waved his hands wildly to deny, "Old Niu, I only love you in my heart, how can I take a concubine?"
Princess Iron Fan heard this and sneered twice.
"Only love me?"
"How do you explain that vixen in Jilei Mountain?"
When the Bull Demon King heard this, his face suddenly turned bitter.
How could he forget this?
Feeling Princess Iron Fan's gaze that was getting colder and colder and almost wanting to kill the cow, the Bull Demon King had no choice but to make up a lie, "Madam, I was just pretending that for the sake of the Long Live Fox King's family fortune."
"It was just a joke with that Jade-faced Princess. I, Lao Niu, have only loved you from the beginning to the end."
"The blue sky and the white sun are a lesson for heaven and earth!"
Recalling the Bull Demon King's hard work and obedience in Black Wind Mountain, Princess Iron Fan suddenly softened her heart.
She hummed softly, "I'll just believe you for now."
"Huh, I finally got over it."
The Bull Demon King then quietly wiped away the cold sweat and secretly said he was lucky.
But the next scene in the movie made the Bull Demon King's face become even more ugly, and he broke out in cold sweat.
…
It turns out that the concubine that the Bull Demon King wanted to take was none other than someone else.
It turned out to be Fairy Zixia.
When he was chasing Tang Sanzang, he passed by the desert and happened to meet Zixia Fairy, who was knocked unconscious by a monkey when he snatched the Moonlight Box. Seeing her beauty, he coveted her and brought her back.
Zhizunbao and Zixia also met again.
Looking at Zhizunbao and the bride Niu Xiangxiang in bright red clothes, Zixia's eyes suddenly flashed with infinite sadness and anger.
Zhizunbao knew he was ashamed and did not dare to raise his eyes to look at Zixia.
But Zixia didn't let him go.
"Hey, can you stay here and get married?"
"Maybe."
"What about your wife at home?"
Hearing the conversation between Zixia and Zhizunbao, Niu Demon King and Niu Xiangxiang were shocked and said: "What, you have a wife?"
Zhizunbao quickly denied, "Already divorced."
"Hi!"
Seeing that Zhizunbao was a little embarrassed, the Bull Demon King waved his hand and said indifferently: "Sister, what's the point of worrying about this? It's normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines. Am I not the eldest brother?"
"Ah, brother, you also have another woman?"
Niu Xiangxiang said in shock.
"Not yet, but soon."
As he said that, he turned to look at Zixia and said with an affectionate expression: "Zixia, after spending these two days together day and night, I found that I have fallen deeply in love with you. To show my sincerity."
The Bull Demon King took out the moonlight treasure box from his sleeve and said, "I propose to you in front of so many brothers."
"This moonlight treasure box is a token of love for you."
"Hehehehe..."
Looking at the scenes in the movie, Princess Iron Fan in the theater smiled.
"Is it common for men to have three wives and four concubines?"
"Are you proposing to someone else in front of so many people?"
"Husband, please explain?"
Bull Demon King:((|||))……
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