Chapter 356: The Jade Emperor Plays the Male Lead Who Plays His Second Grandpa?
Chapter 356 The Jade Emperor plays the male lead, who plays his second uncle?
"Hello everyone, I am the leader of Tongtian. I will be stationed at Bi Station starting from today. In the future, I will bring you..."
Zixiao Palace.
Tongtian sat upright and talked in front of the mobile phone camera.
The Bi website developed by Du Fei will be officially launched in two days. As the first website up owner of Bi website, Tongtian has prepared the video copy early and is ready to upload and publish it on the day of the website launch.
Master Tongtian is full of expectations for the future of Bizhan.
He is different from the senior brother who likes to be quiet by nature and governs by doing nothing, nor is he like the second senior brother Yuanshi Tianzun who carefully selects his disciples.
Tongtian advocates teaching without distinction and the unity of all living beings.
I am naturally very interested in this kind of work of teaching people how to fish.
Not to mention, posting sermons and supernatural power analysis videos on the Bi website can also gain a large number of fans, win a lot of attention, and become an Internet celebrity like Senior Brother Taiqing.
After being confined in Zixiao Palace for so many years, Tongtian couldn't wait to appear in front of the sentient beings in the three realms.
Announcing his return.
"I live near Sioux City. I have a house at home and..."
Just then, the phone suddenly rang.
Tongtian, who had just started recording the video, frowned, and a look of displeasure appeared on his handsome face.
"Who is this so ignorant?"
"You actually disturbed me when I was doing my business!"
Tongtian's face darkened, he raised his hand to take the phone back, glanced at the caller ID, then clicked to answer, and said calmly:
"Hello?"
"Uncle Tongtian, it's me, Xiao Du!"
Du Fei's voice came from the other side.
Tongtian heard the words and made a thick nasal sound, "Well, I know, what do you want from me?"
"That's it, uncle."
"I want to ask you to make a movie and play a role."
Hearing Du Fei's words, Tongtian didn't even think about it and refused directly: "I don't have time. I'm busy recording the website opening video. I don't have time to act in any movies. Also, didn't you just film it some time ago?"
When Du Fei heard this, he yelled, "Uncle Master, the previous "Westward Journey" is different from the current one."
"This is related to my future career layout."
"If you have time, come over and take a picture."
"Three to five days!"
Tongtian was unmoved at all and said lazily: "I don't have time. I have just finished the video copywriting. The Bi website will be online in a few days. I have to devote all my energy to video production."
"You can find someone else to act in that movie."
When Du Fei heard this, he quickly advised: "Uncle, this role can only be played by you, no one else has the acting skills!"
"Only a talented actor like Uncle Shi can perform with such flavor."
"Besides, how many people in the Three Realms are more handsome than my uncle?"
Although it was very satisfying to be flattered by Du Fei, Tongtian still paid more attention to his future internet celebrity plan, and finally sighed: "Du Fei, if you are not a master, I won't help you."
"Uncle Master, my acting skills are indeed outstanding, and my appearance can be called a first-rate handsome man in the three realms."
"But now my mind is on the BiZhan video."
"Don't you have a singer named Wu Tian in Heifeng Mountain? I think he is quite handsome and his acting skills in "I Will Become a Buddha" were also good. Why don't you go find him and give it a try?"
Hearing Tongtian's words, Du Fei felt helpless.
Although Wutian is indeed very high in cultivation, he is no less generous than the Jade Emperor.
But the problem is that the Jade Emperor doesn't know him.
Moreover.
The character he assigned to Tongtian corresponds to the role of Liu Jiannan in "The Richest Man in Xihong City". After all, being young and handsome fits Tongtian's image very well.
However, this is still a spoof character after all.
As Tongtian is his uncle, plus there is the Jade Emperor, and he plans to find Taiqing to play other funny roles in the future, he will not be really angry or embarrass himself if he plays such a role.
But Big Brother Wutian can’t do it!
Although now this big shot is obsessed with music and practices his singing skills every day, preparing to become a blockbuster in the music world of the three worlds.
But he is a Mara after all!
Three hundred years later, we will follow the general trend of heaven and subvert the three realms.
Even if Du Fei is his nominal boss.
I don't have the courage to let him play a role like Liu Jiannan.
Not to mention, Boss Wutian is famous for being a pure lover. For the sake of the woman he loves, he turned into a demon and became an enemy of Buddhism.
If he really went to invite Wutian, wouldn't he be seeking death?
"Oh, uncle."
Du Fei couldn't help but sigh, "If he can do it, do I still have to come and ask you to do it yourself?"
When Tongtian heard this, he immediately felt a little apologetic.
"I'm really sorry, uncle really doesn't have time."
Seeing that Tongtian was soft and hard and refused to eat, Du Fei became numb.
If you can't even win over Tongtian, the one you're closest to, how can you expect the Jade Emperor to star in a movie?
Huh? Wait!
Thinking of this, Du Fei was suddenly startled.
Although the Jade Emperor said that he would not act if there was no other big shot, Master Tongtian didn't know about it. If the Jade Emperor was used to challenge Master Tongtian, would he be fooled?
Du Fei rolled his eyes, and his plan came to his mind.
He suddenly sighed and said leisurely: "Oh, it seems that the Jade Emperor was right..."
"Huh? Haotian?"
Tongtian on the other side of the phone was about to hang up when he suddenly asked.
"What did he say?"
Du Fei pretended to hesitate for a while, and then said: "To be honest, Uncle Master, this movie "The Richest Man in the Earthly Immortal World" is a masterpiece that I, Heifengshan, have worked hard on. It is more difficult than any previous movies or TV series, so please
A large number of famous and famous people participated in the performance."
"His Majesty the Jade Emperor also played an important role in this film."
"It's just that after he heard that I wanted to invite you to star, he said that your acting skills were mediocre and he would definitely not dare to star in this film."
"Of course, I don't agree with this."
"But he was right about one thing, that is, my uncle didn't want to play the role."
"It can be considered a hit or miss."
Du Fei sighed deeply, "Uncle Master, then I will go find someone else, and I have to notify several other powerful seniors to film."
"Wait a moment."
Just after Du Fei said his goodbyes, Tongtian suddenly spoke up.
"You said Haotian also wants to star in this film?"
"right."
"Then who are the other great actors?"
"I plan to ask the Tathagata Buddha, Master Taiqing, Immortal Zhenyuan, and Uncle Yuanshi at Xitian Lingshan."
Du Fei is playing a trick here.
He didn't say that these people would definitely appear, he just said that he would ask.
Tongtian obviously didn't notice these details.
He pondered for a moment and finally said: "Since there are so many fellow Taoists appearing, it's okay for my uncle to join in the fun. Anyway, it's only a matter of three to five days, so it's not too long."
"Uncle Master, are you agreeing?" Du Fei was secretly happy.
"Um."
Tongtian nodded in agreement.
He also wants to understand now that since there are so many respectable gods and Buddhas starring in it, the young nephew's "The Richest Man in the Immortal World" will definitely attract enough popularity and traffic in the Three Realms.
If I show my face and play a role, I can attract a lot of attention from him when Bi Station comes online in the future.
It's definitely a sure-fire deal.
As for video production, as long as he wants to, it is a matter of minutes.
"correct."
"What's the script? Show it to me."
After agreeing to Du Fei, Tong Tian didn't forget to mention the script. After what happened in the last episode of "Journey to the East", he also learned a lesson. He must not be deceived again or be embarrassed without knowing it.
"Ahem."
When Du Fei heard this, he coughed suddenly.
"The script hasn't been finished yet. We need to wait until the actors are all here before we can discuss it together. After all, we have to refer to the opinions of the masters and uncles."
He cleared his throat and started talking to the sky.
Liu Jiannan's character is indeed more cunning than the male protagonist.
Du Fei wasn't sure Tongtian could accept it all at once.
Instead of breaking it now, it would be better to wait until all the actors are found and several big shots are gathered together to discuss it on the spot.
In this case, the probability of Master Tongtian appearing will be higher.
After all, every character in this movie has its own spoof points. When spoken individually, no one can accept it, just like the Jade Emperor couldn't stand the male protagonist's poor background.
But when everyone is together, they see that each other's roles are the same as theirs.
The grudge in my heart will become much thinner.
Just like the Jade Emperor asked Du Fei to find other great talents to make a film together, just to eliminate the feeling of shame.
It can be embarrassing to be naked on the street alone.
If everyone was naked.
Then the mentality will be much more natural.
Although this metaphor is not appropriate, it is the truth.
"Okay, when do you start filming?"
Tongtian obviously didn't guess that Xiao Jiujiu was in Du Fei's belly. He didn't take it to heart and just asked casually.
"Just tomorrow!"
"Well, Uncle Master will definitely be there tomorrow."
…
Xitianling Mountain, Daleiyin Temple.
"Buddha, come and make a movie, I have reserved a role just for you."
"I'm serious, it's really suitable for you!"
"Ouch."
"Why am I lying to you? There really is no scene to embarrass Buddhism this time. I, Du Fei, can guarantee it with Xiong Ge. It's definitely just a comedy."
"Yes, the Jade Emperor will be played in person."
"Don't worry, your acting skills are definitely adequate!"
"Script? Oh, the script has not been completed yet. The main consideration is that the leading actors are senior experts like you, Buddha. I will refer to your opinions for the plot and characters. We will discuss and decide together then."
"Hehehehe, okay, you must be there tomorrow."
…
Heavenly Court, Tushita Palace.
"Master, do you want to take a photo?"
"Uncle Tongtian, the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha have all appeared, why do you still keep your old screen debut?"
"Uh, cough, cough, cough, you already know the script..."
"What?"
"Let Yuanshi Tianzun, ah no, Uncle Yuanshi, act?"
"Tsk, Master, you are so kind to me!"
"Then please inform Second Master Uncle and ask him to go to Black Wind Mountain tomorrow."
"Then I won't disturb you. I'm leaving first."
…
After a long walk around, Du Fei returned to Black Wind Mountain with satisfaction.
At this moment, he finally felt the joy of drawing a pie in his previous life, and finally understood the essence of the white wolf with empty hands.
That's really a word, "blow"!
After a round, I got Tongtian, Tathagata and Old Man Taiqing.
And there was an unexpected gain.
Yuanshi Tianzun!
Originally, Du Fei planned to ask Old Man Taiqing to play the role of the male protagonist's second uncle with a fortune, but unexpectedly, Old Man Taiqing not only agreed decisively, but also asked Du Fei if he was short of other actors.
For such a powerful actor with a golden signature, Du Fei naturally accepts all comers, the more the merrier.
But what he didn't expect was.
The old man Taiqing actually said that he would introduce Yuanshi Tianzun here.
Du Fei really couldn't believe this.
Although Yuanshi Tianzun was his second uncle in name, his relationship with Tongtian was obviously at odds, and he even teamed up with the Jade Emperor to trick him.
Although it was mainly to deal with Tongtian, he was accidentally injured.
But the relationship is still there.
However, Taiqing repeatedly affirmed that Yuanshi Tianzun would definitely play the role and guaranteed that the other party would not play any tricks.
Looking at the old slippery man who always tried to help in the past.
Du Fei was really suspicious.
After all, ever since I got in touch with the old man Taiqing, apart from the time I went to mess with Tang Sanzang and asked him to help cover up the secrets, which was a trivial matter, and he readily agreed to it, the old man has always been mostly watching movies.
Even when he was misunderstood and beaten by Master Tongtian.
Old man Taiqing didn't take any action.
There is no awareness at all of being a master who loves and protects his disciples.
Not only was the help so straightforward this time, but he was also very considerate in finding Yuanshi Tianzun to play a movie role for him.
Du Fei was really surprised.
I always feel...
The old man seemed to feel guilty about something.
If he hadn't known that this old man was already one of the top saints in the three realms, and was his master, and would have no plans for him, Du Fei would have suspected that this old man had been taken away from him.
However, what if conscience discovers it?
…
"Your Majesty, are you back?"
Back at Black Wind Mountain, Abao was the first to come up to him.
"How's it going? Actor recruitment has been sent out?" Du Fei lay down on the sofa and asked Abao.
"Yes."
Abao nodded, "Because our studio has a large number of registered actors, I have now issued a recruitment announcement within the company, and everyone has applied for the role list you gave me."
"I'm going to send someone to audition tomorrow."
Hearing this, Du Fei raised his hand and said, "Don't worry yet. I'm going out now and have already decided on a few candidates for the roles."
"You cross them off the list."
"Okay, my lord, which movie characters do you want to cross out?"
Abao took out the list of characters and asked.
Du Fei sat up, lowered his head, shook his index finger, and thought as he said: "First of all, the male protagonist has a lot of fish, then there is the great cleverness, the director of the martial arts gym, the male protagonist's second master, and... Liu Jiannan."
"Your Majesty, these are all the main characters." Abao crossed out the characters on the list and asked suspiciously.
"What's that?"
Du Fei lay back on the sofa and said with a smile:
"The Jade Emperor, Tongtian Cult Leader, Taiqing Sage, Yuanshi Tianzun, and Tathagata Buddha have all come to film. How can we still give these big guys side roles? Isn't that a waste of natural resources?"
"It's like inviting big names like Jackie Chan, Stephen Chow, and Wu Jing to play small roles. It's just a stupid act."
Abao: "???"
Which Dragon Palace is Jackie Chan the Dragon King?
Who is Wu Jing?
And Stephen Chow, how come he hasn’t heard of any of them?
Shaking his mind to dispel these distracting thoughts, Abao, who was serious and responsible, suddenly discovered an important issue. He said with a strange expression: "Your Majesty, there is something I feel the need to mention to you..."
"explain!"
"You asked the Jade Emperor to play the male lead, Duoyu, but among the powerful men you mentioned, who is suitable to play the male lead and the second master?"