Chapter 365: The Heavenly Yuanshi Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Young!
Chapter 365: The beginning of the universe, the crouching dragon and the phoenix chick!
[The anti-theft part has been covered and refreshed]
"Hahahahaha!"
After hearing Zhang Duoyu's words, everyone in the martial arts hall burst into laughter.
The curator was so happy that he clapped his hands and stamped his feet with laughter, and said to Zhang Duoyu: "Zhang Duoyu, you two have lost your brains because you were expelled. How can you boast like this?"
When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter again.
Zhang Duoyu didn't say anything, he just raised his fingers towards Tongtian.
Tong Tian understood and immediately untied a large bag he was carrying on his back, then dumped it on the ground.
The shiny golden Wish Li Bao banknotes fell to the ground with a crash.
At least a few million!
The gym director and all the martial arts fighters were instantly stunned.
"How about it?"
Zhang Duoyu flipped up his hair and said lazily: "Come to be my guard?"
thump!
Accompanied by a muffled sound.
The curator knelt down directly and hugged Zhang Duoyu's thigh, "Master Zhang, I am willing, I am willing!"
"Hey, curator, that's not what you said before."
Zhang Duoyu lowered his head to look at the curator and chuckled.
The curator quickly gave himself a slap in the face, and cursed at the same time: "It's because I don't know the truth. It's because I looked down on you and bumped into Master Zhang. Please don't remember the villain's fault, hehe."
Seeing this scene, countless viewers were stunned.
Especially the Buddhas in Lingshan Mountain.
The Mahavira Palace, which had been chatting and laughing just now, fell silent for an instant.
Is this our Tathagata Buddha?
"Is this poor monk dazzled? The Buddha did such a thing?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
In the main hall, a group of Bodhisattvas and Arhats were muttering to themselves in astonishment, unable to believe that the scenes in the movie were real.
But Tathagata Buddha did go to Black Wind Mountain to film.
It is this "The Richest Man in the Earthly Immortal World" that he plays!
However, just when they wanted to seek the truth from Tathagata Buddha, they found that Tathagata Buddha was no longer on the Buddha's seat in the Main Hall, and even the lotus platform was gone.
At this time, they remembered that Tathagata had just left for something.
Looking at the flattering curator in the movie, Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath and suddenly understood why Tathagata Buddha left.
He already knew about this plot!
That's right.
The Tathagata was indeed afraid that the Buddhas would see his part in this scene and feel embarrassed, so he ran away in advance.
If he had the choice, he wouldn't want to do this scene.
But except for the Jade Emperor, the others are too senior.
Look, the Three Pure Saints plus Hongjun Taoist Patriarch.
One of them was his master before he entered Buddhism.
If he says he won't act, is it useful?
Looking at myself picking up money on the ground on my mobile phone with a money-obsessed expression on my face, Tathagata Buddha, who is hiding in the Vulture Cave in the Snowy Mountains, has a bitter look on his face. Oh, I really regret it!
If I had known better, I wouldn't have made this Lao Shizi movie.
Once this movie comes out, where will he put the face of Buddha in the future?
If he guessed correctly.
Now I guess all the gods in the three realms are laughing.
Tathagata's guess was absolutely correct. Putting aside everything else, all the immortals in the Lingxiao Palace in Heaven were laughing their heads off.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Is this really Tathagata Buddha?"
"Director Du is such a talented person, and the plot is so enjoyable!"
"The majestic Buddha of the West Heaven behaves like this."
"It's easy to make people laugh and be generous."
"I'm very curious, why is Tathagata Buddha willing to take pictures?"
"He and our Heavenly Court have never dealt with each other."
The immortals, who had been suppressed for a long time because of the Jade Emperor's image problem, no longer concealed themselves at this moment, and freely released their joyful feelings.
Heavenly Court and Buddhism are already at odds with each other.
With the emergence of Du Fei, the Internet, mobile phones, TV stations and other big killer tools to earn incense and power came out one after another, and the antagonistic relationship between the two sides became more and more obvious, almost openly fighting against each other.
Tianting established a TV station, and Buddhism followed suit and established Lingshan TV station.
Tianting made "Journey to the East" with the Eight Immortals as the core of the story, and Buddhism made "Journey to the West" with Tang Monk and his apprentice as the core.
Competition is getting fiercer day by day.
Today, Tathagata Buddha hugs the Jade Emperor's thigh and fawns over him.
Not to mention how cool they are!
Even if this is just a fictional plot of the movie, it is enough.
Also laughing to the point of tears were the immortals from Qianyuan Mountain. Their level of gloating over misfortune was not at all inferior to that of Heaven.
"Duobao, Duobao, he too will have this day!"
Guangchengzi, who had fought with Tathagata twice before, laughed so hard that he hit the table.
"The great Tathagata Buddha of Western Buddhism, whose status is not much different from that of the Jade Emperor, actually hugged the Jade Emperor's thigh and fawned over him. Although it was just a movie, how dare he?"
Master Yuding wanted to laugh, but he also found this thing unbelievable.
"Indeed, if Duobao did this, wouldn't he be afraid that the two saints Jie Yin and Zhunti would peel off his skin?" Master Taiyi laughed so hard that he couldn't stand upright.
"This Du Fei is so talented!!"
Yun Zhongzi laughed so hard that he shook his head, "He has made pranks on all the characters in Jiejiao, Tianting, and Western sects!"
When Guangchengzi heard this, he was suddenly surprised and said:
"Sage Nuwa won't have a role in the movie, right?"
"hiss……"
"This is really hard to say!"
Master Yuding immediately took a breath after hearing this, "Jian'er's sister Yang Chan is a disciple of Saint Nuwa, and I heard that Du Fei and Yang Chan seem to be a couple of immortals. Isn't Saint Nuwa half of him?"
A mother-in-law?"
"Now that Master Hongjun, Master Tongtian, and Uncle Taiqing have all appeared, it is not impossible for Saint Nuwa to participate in the performance."
"I can't see it!"
Taiyi Zhenren shook his head, "As far as I know, during the prehistoric years, there was a rift between Saint Nuwa and Uncle Shi. Even with Yang Chan's connections, she would not have participated in the movie."
"Whatever!"
Guangchengzi waved his hand, "It's already interesting enough to have the Jade Emperor, Duobao, and uncles and uncles in the cast."
"It doesn't matter if there is a saint Nuwa or not."
"I don't believe she can let herself go and film like these people."
The other immortals nodded their heads after hearing this.
Taiyi Zhenren suddenly looked expectant and said: "However, junior brother, I am still looking forward to whether there will be other great powers to appear later to guide the saints? Saint Zhunti? Emperor Fengdu, or the Great Immortal Zhenyuan?"
"Yeah yeah!"
Master Yuding also had a look of excitement on his face.
"This movie has only been running for less than two-quarters of an hour and yet so many powerful people have appeared. It can be said to be a gathering of superstars."
“I really can’t wait to see what happens next!”
…
Successfully recruited everyone from the martial arts hall into a bodyguard group.
Zhang Duoyu's vanity was greatly satisfied when he heard the constant flattery from everyone in the martial arts hall who had just ridiculed him and laughed at him.
But he did not forget his first priority.
That’s spending money!
Considering that the amount of one billion willpower is indeed too huge, Zhang Duoyu is going to find an accountant to help manage the accounts.
But when I think about myself having a huge fortune of one billion yuan.
Zhang Duoyu's trust in Mr. Accountant dropped significantly.
Not only are you worried that the other party will take the money and run away, but you are also worried that if the other party is not good at it and miscalculates your accounts, the game will fail.
So he spent a lot of money to find arithmetic genius.
Finally I found a master of arithmetic who is famous all over the country.
But when he found the other party, Zhang Duoyu discovered that the other party was actually a girl named Ao Xiaojiu.
I heard that Zhang Duoyu wanted to hire her as his financial manager.
Ao Xiaojiu was very hesitant.
Faced with Zhang Duoyu's curiosity, she had no choice but to tell the truth. It turned out that the reason why she became famous throughout the country was actually because she had served as a financial manager in more than a dozen chambers of commerce, and none of these chambers of commerce escaped bankruptcy and closure one after another.
A lucky end.
She also gained a reputation as a troublemaker in the business world.
Currently unemployed and at home.
However, Zhang Duoyu was not worried but happy after hearing this.
He was worried that he had no way to lose money. Having a evil star like Ao Xiaojiu would definitely be a big help to him.
The most important thing is that Ao Xiaojiu also has a half-brother, Zhen Shuai, who is so poor that he has not even married a wife yet. His parents are very annoyed, but Ao Xiaojiu does not dislike him at all, and instead keeps helping him.
Zhang Duoyu felt that Ao Xiaojiu was a person who valued love and justice.
On the contrary, he trusted her even more.
Seeing that Zhang Duoyu didn't mind her past at all and trusted her so much, Ao Xiaojiu was very moved.
She secretly made up her mind to help Zhang Duoyu keep the family business.
Beyond the thirty-third heaven, the Wa Palace.
Seeing the actors playing Ao Xiaojiu and Zhen Shuai, Yang Chan narrowed her beautiful eyes slightly, exuding a faint murderous aura.
Naturally, Ao Miaoxin and Du Fei play the roles of Ao Xiaojiu and Zhen Shuai.
Yang Chan is not worried about Du Fei.
She knew that this bear only liked her.
But the dragon girl from the East China Sea seems to have always been very close to Du Fei, and besides her, she is the only woman who has played the role of a couple with Du Fei, which makes Yang Chan feel inexplicably wary.
Sensing Yang Chan's change, Nuwa immediately understood something.
"This Commander Zhen is the bear demon?"
Nuwa suddenly asked.
"Um."
Yang Chan nodded and looked at Du Fei in the picture with a gentle look in his eyes.
Seeing this, Nuwa was a little displeased and snorted: "My teacher, judging from his appearance and demeanor, he is completely frivolous and sentimental. Taiqing actually accepted such a person as his apprentice. He is really blind."
"Master, you should not judge a person by his appearance!"
Hearing Nuwa belittle Du Fei like this, Yang Chan was a little excited.
She immediately retorted: "Du Fei has been practicing Taoism for more than 2,000 years and has never had any trouble with women. How can he be a sentimental person?"
"And he made cell phones, movies and the Internet."
"Having created a new era in the Three Realms, how can you be a frivolous person?"
Seeing that her disciple was actually arguing with her over a bear monster, Nuwa sighed in her heart. It turned out that she was the one who was not allowed to stay in the university. She was even more disgusted with Du Fei. What was so good about this bear monster?
To actually make his proud disciple fall in love with him so much?!
Humph, but even if you can win Chan'er's heart, without my permission, you can't even think of getting her person!
Nuwa secretly made up her mind.
No matter what, his disciples are not allowed to marry Du Fei.
When the Five Saints gathered in the Wa Palace to prevent her from going down to the realm to rescue the human race and persuade the Demon Court, the friendship between the Xuanmen disciples had turned into ashes. As Du Fei was a disciple of Taiqing, she would never allow Yang Chan to marry him.
Looking at Du Fei in the movie, Nuwa's mind was made up.
…
The movie continues.
Zhang Duoyu naturally didn't care what Ao Xiaojiu thought.
After solving the worries of the accountant, he immediately started to spend money lavishly.
However, Zhang Duoyu has been a martial arts fighter for twenty years and has never seen any big scenes in his life, so no matter how hard he spends money, it still doesn't help.
After thinking about it, Zhang Duoyu suddenly had an idea.
All the chambers of commerce that Ao Xiaojiu worked for were well-capitalized, but in the end they went bankrupt instantly due to business failure.
Maybe you can start a business to squander your will power?
Do whatever you want!
Zhang Duoyu immediately summoned everyone and announced that he was going to start a business. He appointed his good brother Tong Tian, who knew nothing about business, as the chairman, and began to invest heavily in some purely loss-making businesses.
Just when Zhang Duoyu thought he could spend a lot of money like this.
The reality is contrary to expectations.
Although he was looking for a group of unreliable teammates, after a wild mess, something went wrong. Not only did he not lose his willpower, but he made a huge profit, which made Zhang Duoyu feel like he was struck by lightning.
When I think about it, thirty days are passing quickly.
He was so anxious that he couldn't sleep every night. Whenever he closed his eyes, a lot of Wish Power Banknotes would fall down.
I see how restless my good brother is every day.
Tong Tian felt very guilty.
He thought it was because Zhang Duoyu was dissatisfied with the performance of his group and that was why it became like this.
Unknown to Tong Tian, in order to help his good brother Zhang Duoyu solve his current predicament, he called in his childhood friend to help and told Zhang Duoyu about the matter.
"Lots of fish."
"You are under too much pressure now!"
Tong Tian grabbed Zhang Duoyu's hand and said with a serious face: "I will introduce you to someone. He is a classmate and friend of mine when I was young. He is nicknamed 'Big Smart', and he is a very smart person like me!
"
"Coming! Coming!"
Seeing this, the immortals of Chanjiao in Qianyuan Mountain instantly became excited.
"I bet this guy will be a great actor!"
Guangchengzi looked excited, clapped his hands and pointed at Yun Jing, "He is very smart, and he is an important figure as soon as he hears it."
"Well, senior brother is right."
"Junior brother, I think so too."
Master Taiyi stroked his long beard with his hand and nodded slightly in agreement.
Master Yuding rubbed his chin, "He's very smart, and he's a classmate and friend since childhood. Isn't this person played by Zhenyuan Immortal?"
"It's possible!"
Yun Zhongzi nodded and agreed.
"I don't think so."
Guangchengzi shook his head and then chuckled, "He is extremely smart and has a bald head. From my point of view, he might be one of the sages who lead the way or the sage of Zhunti."
"Hahaha!"
"What senior brother said is not unreasonable. Didn't Saint Zhunti personally serve as a mentor in the last episode of "The Voice of the Three Realms"?"
"That's right, that's right!"
Several people laughed, but all looked at Yun Jing.
Waiting for the final reveal of the answer.
…
Although Zhang Duoyu repeatedly resisted, saying that he only believed in Tong Tian, he still couldn't resist Tong Tian's persuasion and could only follow him to the hall and meet the legendary wise man.
I saw that the man was wearing straw sandals, a ragged mandarin jacket, an unkempt beard, and a pair of cross-eyed eyes.
It's very funny and has nothing to do with being "smart".
But after seeing that man's face.
I was excitedly looking forward to this person playing the role of the mighty one who will teach the immortals, but the smile on his face instantly solidified.
The laughter also stopped abruptly.
It's not because of anything else.
It's that this person is so familiar to them that they can't be more familiar with him.
Although he has a standard unkempt hair and wears shabby and shabby clothes, this is a very sloppy look.
Guangchengzi, Taiyi and others still recognized each other at a glance.
"Master...Master?!"
Let’s do the anti-theft test, just once today. Please be patient.