Chapter 420 Calling the Yellow Lion Spirit as a Trustee
Chapter 420: Call the Yellow Lion Spirit to be your caretaker
Du Fei's loud words made the atmosphere stagnant.
The Jade Emperor and Guanyin Bodhisattva stared blankly at Du Fei, their eyes filled with unconcealable wonder and shock.
No wonder.
It took so many years to become a Buddha and become a saint.
Powerful people in the Three Realms like them rarely use their brains when doing things. Naturally, they lack understanding of mortal methods that rely on wisdom to grow step by step, let alone a time traveler like Du Fei.
"This method is very good!"
After a long while, the Jade Emperor patted the dragon case and sighed.
Guanyin Bodhisattva, who likes to use brains the most among Buddhists, also nodded frequently, "I have the same view as Your Majesty!"
Speaking of this, she praised him and said: "As expected of the Demon King, he was able to come up with such a wonderful plan! This kind of wisdom is unparalleled among the thousands of gods and Buddhas in the three realms."
"Thanks."
"I also think so."
Du Fei was not modest, but he also did not lose himself due to being praised.
He immediately said: "This is the method, but in order to implement it, the executors still need professional training."
Speaking of this, Du Fei looked at the Jade Emperor.
"Your Majesty, could you please allocate a team of heavenly civil servants to carry out the monster census? I will prepare a training tutorial as soon as possible and send it to them uniformly so that they can become familiar with the business process."
"No problem, I will order someone to do it today!"
The Jade Emperor nodded and readily agreed.
"Of course, in addition to heaven, Buddhism also has a lot of room for development!" After Du Fei finished speaking, he immediately looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"It doesn't matter if you say it, Demon King." Guanyin said with her hands together.
"Two o'clock in total!"
Du Fei stretched out two fingers.
"First, Buddhist believers in the lower world generally have a high degree of adhesion, so only Buddhists can shoulder the important task of spreading the idea of 'harmonious coexistence of humans and monsters' within the human race."
"Can!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva has no hesitation.
Tathagata mentioned this to her before she came.
Du Fei asked him to hold a meeting in the heaven. The purpose must be to use Buddhism as a propaganda outlet. If Du Fei can really come up with a way to eliminate the conflict between humans and monsters, he can directly agree to Du Fei's request.
After all, bringing the two races of humans and demons who have been grudged for endless years to peace, is comparable to the grand ambition of establishing the Six Paths of Reincarnation.
How can you miss this opportunity to earn a wave of heavenly merit?
"the second!"
Du Fei nodded with satisfaction and continued: "I heard about the three-realm finals of the "League of Immortals"."
"Buddhism called back all Tang Sanzang's masters and disciples who went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, and promised that if they could achieve good results, they would not need to go to Lingshan Mountain, and the scriptures would be delivered directly to their doorsteps."
"I wonder if Bodhisattva can tell me if this is the case?"
Of course, this is not a secret that cannot be told. Guanyin Bodhisattva immediately nodded, "It does happen."
Jade Emperor: "???"
Hearing this, the Jade Emperor turned his head with a question mark on his face.
At the beginning, you used the pretext of eliminating the calamity of the Journey to the West, and half asked and half forced the Heavenly Court to cooperate with you in directing the plan of seeking Buddhist scriptures from the West, which caused a great disturbance in the Heavenly Court by the Monkey King.
Let the whole heaven be ashamed.
However, in order to comply with the destiny of heaven and maintain the stability of the Three Realms, these aggrieved people endured it.
As a result, he suddenly said "I won't take the true scripture anymore"?
The reason is actually to play games?!
After being stared at by the Jade Emperor, Guanyin Bodhisattva immediately guessed what he was thinking at the moment. He coughed lightly and tried to explain: "Buddhism naturally has reasons for making this decision."
"The main reason is that the Buddhas deduced the secrets of heaven and discovered that the way of heaven has changed, and the calamity of the Journey to the West has disappeared."
"The Western Heaven Bible Study Plan has become insignificant."
"That's why Tang Sanzang and his disciples were asked to do more important things."
The more important thing is to play games?!
The Jade Emperor's entire face turned dark, and he was about to find fault with Buddhism. Du Fei, who still had needs for Buddhism, quickly changed the subject and said, "Don't delve into the specific reasons."
"My main thought is that since it has been confirmed that Xitian Jingjing will not continue, there is no need for the Nine-Nine-Nine-Eighty-One Dilemma."
"Those monsters that have already been arranged might as well use their remaining energy!"
"Use...the remaining heat?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva was stunned when he heard this, "What does this mean?"
Du Fei waved his hand and said straight to the point: "It's the carp spirit from Tongtian River, the golden-haired turtle from Zhuzi Kingdom, the yellow-browed monster from Xiaoleiyin Temple, and the monsters that caused trouble for Monk Tang that you arranged before."
"Anyway, they have been working as monsters in the lower world these years, and they have done a lot of good things, and they have some influence in the surrounding area."
"Rather than ask them to return to Lingshan because the mission is cancelled."
"It's better to contribute to [building a harmonious society between humans and monsters]."
Guanyin Bodhisattva finally understood what Du Fei meant, "Then what does the demon king plan to ask them to do?"
"That's it..."
"It's easy to say it's easy, but it's hard to say it's hard."
Du Fei smacked his lips, crossed his arms, thought for a while and said: "To sum it up in two words: be a caretaker!"
"Pawn?" x2
The Jade Emperor and Guanyin were surprised when they heard this.
"right!"
Du Fei expressed his affirmation, "When the screening of "Monster Inn" is over and the public opinion campaign for the harmonious coexistence of humans and monsters reaches its peak, the next step will be to officially implement the policy in the three realms."
"I need these monster hills to serve as the first wave of surrenders, and then as important propaganda targets."
"The best thing is, you can also join the team of executors."
"As an advanced monster ambassador, spread your ideas to other monsters!"
Guanyin:"???"
Jade Emperor: "???"
Looking at the confused Jade Emperor and Guanyin Bodhisattva, Du Fei waved his hand and said, "Hey, forget it, people who don't know anything about our party won't be able to explain this for a while."
"Bodhisattva, just ask them to report to Black Wind Mountain in a few days, and I will train them."
"Uh, okay."
Guanyin Bodhisattva paused and agreed.
Although I didn't understand what Du Fei meant by those words, I felt that it would be very effective. Anyway, it was him who made the decision and sent the golden retriever and the yellow-browed monster.
Seeing Guanyin Bodhisattva's response, Du Fei said to the Jade Emperor: "Your Majesty, all the monsters sent from heaven to the lower realms to do this work have also been summoned."
"OK."
"I will ask Taibai Jinxing to inform the immortal families."
The Jade Emperor also agreed directly.
He still had an impression of the candidates who were originally sent to the lower realms to help Buddhism and serve as tribulations for Tang Sanzang's masters and disciples.
Except for Kui Mulang and the gold and silver boys who have completed their tasks.
There is also a unicorn and a white deer spirit.
By the way, there are also the nine-headed lions used by Taiyi to save Ku Tianzun.
"His Majesty!"
"The Nine Spirits Yuansheng should be Taiyi's mount to save the suffering, right?"
Du Fei suddenly remembered something, and then added: "It doesn't matter whether it comes or not. The most important thing is its disciple named Huang Shijing in the lower world. This kid must come over."
"Okay, I will definitely ask someone to bring the message to you." The Jade Emperor naturally sent the bear to the west and fully agreed.
Only then did Du Fei smile with satisfaction.
The only character in "Journey to the West" who can compare with his black bear spirit is the yellow lion spirit from Yuhua Prefecture.
Don’t eat people, don’t do evil, take things from people and give them back money.
The monsters under his command were so poor that they couldn't even afford a cotton-padded jacket in winter, and they didn't even mention going to nearby villages or towns to rob. Although, like me, they all fell in love with the treasures of Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice.
But compared to other monsters.
That’s so good!
Of course, in the world of Journey to the West where I live, most of these monsters don't seem to be as bad as in the original novel.
It doesn’t matter if the White-bone Demon doesn’t eat people, he even became friends with the monkeys on the Internet.
The reason why Huang Feng Monster captured Tang Sanzang is even more outrageous.
He actually watched the MV for "I Will Not Cross Her" and thought that Tang Sanzang was very familiar with him, so he wanted to catch Tang Sanzang and blackmail himself into lifting the network speed limit for them in Huangfengling.
Actually, it's not just monsters.
There are countless gods and Buddhas in the Three Realms, and almost none of them can match Du Fei's memory.
I don’t understand, it’s really confusing.
I always feel that the style of painting in this Journey to the West world is a bit weird.
…
He finalized the next plan with the Jade Emperor and Guanyin.
Du Fei left Heaven.
Before returning to Black Wind Mountain, he finally took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Yang Jian, Nezha, Zhu Bajie and others.
Let them go to Black Wind Mountain to record songs as soon as possible.
"call……"
Putting away his phone, Du Fei immediately twisted his neck.
He chuckled and said to himself: "It's time to solve the infertility problem for Erlang Shen!"
Talk about it.
Since the multiple shadow clones in the Ultimate Edition.
Du Fei has almost never created new magical powers. It stands to reason that with his wealth of knowledge and his many experiences in previous lives on Earth, it shouldn't be too easy to create a batch of supermodel-level magical powers.
Even if it were another time traveler, he would have already become a saint by now, stepping on Tathagata and punching Taiqing.
Replace Hongjun and become the new generation of Taoist ancestors of the three realms.
The harem even received a large number of them!
It's hard to say what Chang'e, the Dragon Girl, the daughter of the King, the Queen Mother and Guanyin Bodhisattva have strong tastes.
It can only be said that Du Fei is still too salty...
Cultivation all depends on adding points of will power;
Lingbao can only be acquired the day after tomorrow at most.
Even the most pressing issue of being single took me three or four years of hard work to find a fairy.
It doesn't matter considering how beautiful she is.
But when it finally came time to talk about marriage, Nuwa, an old woman, made things difficult for her. She insisted on solving the deep hatred between the human and the demon clan before she would marry Yang Chan to him.
If it were another time-traveler, he would have already used the Chaos Clock in his left hand and the Pangu Ax in his right hand to attack people in the Wa Palace!
"No, no, no, you can't have random thoughts!"
Du Fei quickly shook his head.
Nuwa is now half of the future mother-in-law.
Don’t be blind YY!
After calming down his wandering thoughts, Du Fei landed on the top of the Black Wind Mountain, walked straight into the study, and began to create magical powers behind closed doors.
…
Judging from the situation of going through the great tribulation in the underworld.
Although this Journey to the West world is a mythical world setting, the basic laws of the earth also apply here.
Therefore, even if gods like Yang Jian and Ao Cunxin want to conceive a child, they will not deviate from the normal theory of fertilization. At least this basic rule of biology is applicable.
In this case, Du Fei wouldn't have to worry about why Yang Jian and Ao Cunxin couldn't get pregnant after tens of thousands of years.
Is it a male problem or a gynecological problem?
He just needs to create a magical power to help the two of them learn how to produce sperm and egg cells that can carry out fertility.
The only variable is...
Although the child born is guaranteed to be biological.
But you may not be able to get the powerful blood of the two!
Because in a sense, this child was actually created by two people using magic power, rather than the more mythical way of merging the blood of gods and celestial beings.
After all, Du Fei has not systematically studied the DNA of immortals.
Who knows if they are still the same kind of creatures as mortals, but Yang Tianyou can have children with Yao Ji.
Presumably there is no reproductive isolation.
"I'm so stupid!"
Du Fei suddenly gave himself a big mouth, "You actually got on the wrong side of science. This is a mythical world. Why do you need to use mana to create it? Why not just set it to use your heart essence and blood."
Du Fei, suddenly enlightened, looked down upon himself.
Immediately, the [Mysterious Transformation] was activated, the power of wish was injected, and the magical power of 100% pregnancy began to be created.
…
"Du Fei! Du Fei!"
"Open the door quickly!"
Outside the Black Wind Mountain Villa, Yang Jian and Ao Cunxin were the first to appear in front of the door, and Yang Jian couldn't wait to smash the door.
"Husband, why are you in such a hurry?"
“Isn’t it just to record a song?”
Ao Cunxin stood behind with an unhappy look on her face and a resentful tone.
Of course she was unhappy.
Because when Du Fei sent the message to the two of them, Ao Cunxin was pulling Yang Jian to work hard to conceive offspring.
Seeing that Yang Chan and Du Fei are about to become a fairy couple.
After forming a fairy couple, having children is a matter of course.
As a couple who got married tens of thousands of years in advance, Ao Cunxin naturally didn't want her sister-in-law Yang Chan to give birth to an heir before her, otherwise how could she hold her head high with her mother-in-law Yao Ji?
We can only take advantage of now and get down to business with Yang Jian.
As a result, at this critical moment, Du Fei sent them a message asking them to go to Black Wind Mountain to record the theme song of the TV series as soon as possible.
Without saying a word, Yang Jian picked up his pants and left.
She had no choice but to give up and follow him to Black Wind Mountain.
"Yo!"
"Second brother came so quickly!?"
Du Fei laughed when he opened the door, and soon saw the excited Erlang Shen and Ao Cunxin with a "hateful" face.
He immediately felt like a mirror.
Tsk tsk, look like this.
I knew that the message he sent to the two of them was not at the right time.
While they were talking, a few more rumors came. After a quick look, it turned out to be Zhu Bajie, Xiao Bailong, Ao Tingxin and Nezha.
"Boss Du!"
"Isn't my old pig late?"
Zhu Bajie chuckled and said sheepishly: "Today, Master made an appointment with the Pansidong team for a training match. We just finished the match. As soon as it was over, I, the old pig, rushed over."
"No rush, no rush, just in time!" Du Fei said with a smile.
After that, he stretched out his hand and said, "Come on, come on, come in first, let's go in and talk about the recording of the song in detail."
"Boss Du, there is something I need to tell you in advance."
"Actually, I'm not very good at singing."
After entering the living room and taking a seat, Xiao Bailong took the initiative.
"fine!"
Du Fei waved his hand, "The difficulty of singing this song is not high, and it doesn't matter if Prince Ao doesn't sing well. I have plenty of ways to adjust it to the perfect tune for you."